As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

Emperor Guangxing struggled and said: "This matter still needs to be discussed in the long run. After all, Pingwa is not a matter of a day or two. Love Qing, how about getting up first?"

Although this move was shameless and coercive, even a normal emperor would not agree immediately.

The reason is very simple, people are going to sacrifice their lives to go to the national disaster, even if they want to agree, they have to follow the basic law, everyone plays a role of a king, a minister, and a wise man, holding hands and looking at tears, for example, a certain emperor is very good at playing this Crying all the time...

Cough, off topic.

Of course, the benevolent Emperor Guangxing really didn't want to agree to this matter, because seeing the old man's posture, it seemed that he wanted to copy his own sword to fight the Japanese pirates. If he agreed, wouldn't he send the old man to die?

however……

Nie Wenbing stopped answering, just kowtowed vigorously, as if his brain was not his own, and knocked on the floor of Fengtian Temple.

The civil servants of Da Zhao don't know much about it, but this play can be said to be extremely smooth.

However, it was the emperor who was scolded when he saw blood, so Emperor Guangxing was anxious: "Quickly, stop him... eh?"

At this moment, Hua Manlou squatted next to Nie Wenbing just like she squatted in front of Shen Deyuan that day.

Even though Hua Manlou really wanted to wish this old guy kowtow and kowtow to have a cerebral hemorrhage or something, and then die or have hemiplegia, and X can't take care of himself, but at this time, it would be impossible if he didn't stand up, because if Emperor Guangxing couldn't stand the old guy's coercion and agreed Things are too passive, how can I have the time to fight wits and courage with him?

"Well, Nie Butang, you recommend me as assistant, you have to listen to what I mean?" Hua Manlou grabbed the shoulder of Nie Wenbing, who was acting vigorously, and sighed: "Don't kowtow, head It’s really not as hard as a rock.”

Nie Wenbing's forehead was already flushed at this time. After being stopped by Hua Manlou, he said to himself: "Uncle Xishan, you are His Majesty's adopted son. If you are not willing to share your Majesty's worries, who else will share your Majesty's worries?"

Hua Manlou cursed secretly: Hey, you old bastard, you still want to cheat the young master when the rhythm is brought to this point?What the hell!

"It's because I don't want to share your worries for His Majesty..." Hua Manlou sighed, "Your Majesty just yelled for you to get up, isn't it because I immediately came to share his worries?"

This witticism stunned everyone present: Is there such a division of worry?

Hua Manlou also plausibly said: "Here, just now, His Majesty's worry was that you were always knocking here? I was the first one to stop you, right?"

The officials looked at each other in blank dismay, speechless.

like……

nothing wrong?

Nie Wenbing opened his mouth, not knowing whether to say that Hua Manlou was shameless or that he was sophistry, and he was at a loss for words.

When there are no words, the rhythm becomes chaotic.

Rhythm leader Huamanlou is now online!

Hua Manlou dragged the out-of-paced old Nie from the ground abruptly, and patted the dust on his official robes for him, sighing: "Your Majesty said that the matter of Pingwo is not just a day or two. Can it be solved? You are always crying and shouting to go to Pingwo, but I have said before that this matter is no problem, even if Xishanwei goes, you can hear my reason?"

Huamanlou didn't care what the old thing's reaction was, and said to Emperor Guangxing, "Your Majesty, in the past, everyone thought that the grassland people were Zhao's confidantes, but I didn't take it seriously at all. Facts have proved that ...They really are like that. But now that the humble minister said that the Japanese pirates are difficult to deal with, there is naturally a reason for the humble minister, your majesty, after listening to the humble minister's explanation, what are you doing?"

Others say this is bragging, but when Hua Manlou said it, no one dared to refute it. Who would let people really talk and laugh?

Emperor Guangxing was the first listener of Huamanlou's 'Talking and Laughing Room', and of course he had no objection, and he was relieved when Huamanlou came out to speak: This is always like this, don't force it I really don't talk, I'm an asshole!

Seeing Hua Manlou asking, Emperor Guangxing nodded and said, "Say what you want, I'm listening."

Hua Manlou bowed in response, but suddenly turned his head and said to Nie Wenbing: "Nie Butang, may I ask if you know the range of the firecrackers in Xishan today? What is the range of the artillery? What is the rate of fire? Under what conditions can it shooting?"

"...I don't know, but so what?" Nie Wenbing suddenly felt something was wrong.

Hua Manlou sighed and said, "You don't know anything, but you just want to take Xishanwei to the front line? With all due respect, it's one thing to sacrifice your life to go to the country, but it's another thing to send someone's head without any brains. This approach... is infinitely close to the latter."

"you……"

"I didn't mean to mock you, I just stated a fact."

Hua Manlou spread his hands, and said with an innocent face: "Let me tell you the simplest principle. Both the gun and the cannon have the word "fire". Do you know that fire? It means that the thing will be extinguished as soon as the water is poured. What I want is this... Don't stare at me, I thought you knew it..."

Nie Wenbing stared at Hua Manlou: "What do you mean?!"

Hua Manlou sighed, "You are from the south, right? Have you ever heard of the so-called rain hitting Huangmeitou and no sun for 45 days?"

"I……"

348. Why not report early?

If you say you haven't heard of it, you're lying to your face.

It is rainy in the south. In the first half of the year, it is the rainy season of Huangmei, and in the second half of the year, there is rice but no firewood. Anyway, the people in the Ministry of Industry and Regulations are quite knowledgeable about this.

That is to say, if Huamanlou is still forced to bring Xishanwei with him when he knows that it is difficult to use it, it is tantamount to forcing Xishanwei No. 1024 to follow Nie Wenbing to his death. This...

"Understood?" Hua Manlou looked at the mentally retarded expression on his face, quite embarrassed: "The fact is that although the rainy season has passed, it is still rainy in July, and gunpowder is easy to get wet. Pray that it doesn't rain, or can you ensure that the pirates choose sunny days to fight us?"

"This..." Nie Wenbing really didn't expect such a thing to happen, and he got stuck immediately.

"Hua Man Lou, according to what you say, the Xishan Guard that His Majesty spent a lot of money on is useless? Why support an army that can't be used?" A civil servant stood up and shouted.

Hua Manlou blinked: "What's the point? I only said that it can't be used when it rains, but I didn't say that it can't be used when it doesn't rain. Where did you hear it? What's more, Xishanwei's original imaginary enemy is the prairie people. But now it is said that we are going to fight Japanese pirates, what is the difference between the two? Even the technical adjustment of the firecracker will take some time? Well, you don’t understand..."

Hua Manlou's face of "You are uneducated, I will not have a BB with you", this contempt almost caused the civil servant to explode: When can a scholar be so despised by a military officer?

But Emperor Guangxing cast his cold gaze over him, and the man immediately shut his mouth and returned to court, bowed his head and did not speak again.

When talking about the Pingwa incident, it was not the time to raise an argument, but to impeach Huamanlou because of this, he had to follow the procedure, especially after Emperor Guangxing cleaned up the civil servants twice in the past six months and established a new trend, he wanted to impeach Huamanlou on the spot as before. Lou buttoned his hat, probably Shi Lezhi.

After staring back at the civil servant, Emperor Guangxing said to Hua Manlou: "You continue."

I have to say that although Hua Manlou spoke with sarcasm and sarcasm, Emperor Guangxing, who was familiar with his style, knew that this was a sign of his cheap mouth—it was like this when he talked about the prairie people, so he I didn't think Hua Manlou's words were too playful at all, on the contrary, I felt that the civil servant was meddling - interrupted Hua Manlou's train of thought, so what should I do if I don't talk about it?You can't let Lao Nie continue to fight with someone, can you?

"Yes." Hua Manlou responded, and continued: "Earlier, Nie Butang said that he had studied the Japanese pirates, and even said that he would completely wipe out the Japanese pirates, but... which island are the Japanese pirates entrenched? How many shares are there? The distribution of power How? How many people are there, what is the combat power? Do you know these things? Don’t you know? Then you dare to say that you want to suppress the pirates? Do you need me to review the principle of knowing yourself and the enemy?

As soon as the words came out, some civil servants who didn't know the truth and heard the excitement nodded unconsciously.

To be reasonable, it is easy to cry and cry to sacrifice your life to go to the national disaster, but why should your life be killed if the country has nothing to do?If you don't solve the problem, you will die in vain.

And the so-called incompetent generals who killed the three armies and rushed up with people without understanding anything are not called sacrifices to go to national disasters, they are called stupid pig teammates-even LOL players know that the eye position should be done, and there is no brain to explore The bushes are pure courting death, let alone generals?

"In addition, do you know how long the defense line in the southeast is? Not to mention, the distance along this line from my hometown Huai'an Mansion to Quanzhou is roughly equivalent to the distance from the capital to Yingtian Mansion. What you mean is that it takes Xishan Wei, a thousand people to deal with? I know you always want me to win a few battles to cheer me up, but where are you going to leave me for defense at such a long distance?"

"I……"

"You may also want to say, stationed in one place, and when the Japanese pirates come, they can quickly pounce on them to draw them, but the firecrackers are easy to say, how difficult it is to move artillery, would Nie Butang try it himself?"

"You... according to what you say, things in the southeast are going to be the same?" Nie Wenbing was anxious: "It's difficult to flatten the Japanese, but someone has to do it, right?"

This is the point, and by the way, Hua Manlou was slandered: There are only so many reasons to do something, and you just serve the country like this?

This was Nie Wenbing's last move.

After so many years of ups and downs in the officialdom, Nie Wenbing has never seen Huamanlou.He counted that Ying Guogong or others would jump out, he counted that he could beat Huamanlou to the corner with righteousness, but he didn't count that Huamanlou could use such a simple, understandable, reasonable, well-founded way to give the He hit back.

That is to say, he and Huamanlou talked about integrity, and he really couldn't handle it according to the ordinary civil servants, but Huamanlou was trying to reason with you, which is very embarrassing.

In terms of pragmatism, how can civil servants compare with Xishan?

What's even more painful is that since Huamanlou's confusing behavior of squatting down and pulling people down, the rhythm has been disrupted by him - he is so righteous and awe-inspiring, but Huamanlou has brought the atmosphere to a funny rhythm At first glance, Nie Wenbing looks like an idiot...

So Nie Wenbing can only continue to be righteous: If no one goes to suppress the Japanese, will he just watch the people being abused?

This is another effort to stand on the moral high ground and coerce with the will of the people.

But as everyone knows, this is what Hua Manlou was waiting for. He looked at Emperor Guangxing very embarrassed, and then said: "But... But, I have already done what I should do?"

Nie Wenbing's eyes widened: "What did you say?"

Hua Manlou ignored him now, and said to Emperor Guangxing, "Your Majesty, the Tianjin Navy...then what, a warship has been launched a few days ago, and a new type of artillery has been installed..."

It's true.

That is, when Wen Liang just revealed her identity, she didn't know if she opened her mouth or something, saying that some boat builders really found the boat builders, and found more than one or two.

These people took the carpenters from Xishan to completely repair the warships of the original Tianjin water village according to Huamanlou's intention, which made the newly-built Tianjin navy soon have available ships. Since when did the Tianjin navy begin to practice on board.

Immediately afterwards, these people started to build boats with the good wood in stock. According to Hua Manlou's intention, they did not pursue the kind of big boat with thousands of materials, but improved the warship with only a few dozen feet.

No matter how weak Dazhao's navy is, Dazhao still leads the world in terms of shipbuilding.

The Xishan blacksmiths who have experience in casting siege cannons and cart cannons are also busy day and night. A few days ago, they finally finalized a kind of artillery dedicated to warships, and tried to install it on the warships...

For some reason, Emperor Guangxing suddenly had the urge to twitch, and the corner of his mouth twitched for a while before he said, "Why didn't you report it earlier?"

Hua Manlou scratched his head: "Well, I was too busy getting married, so I forgot about the report..."

349. Fishing

Even among ordinary people, Emperor Guangxing had the best temper, but even so, when Hua Manlou said that he forgot to report because of his engagement, he couldn't help but want to give this Seeing the shy-looking Li Zi lashing out twice.

What is it? !

After enduring and enduring, Emperor Guangxing finally uttered a sentence: "The building is full of flowers."

"Wei Chen is here."

"Next time, if you still dare to act like this, I will take care of you with my own hands!"

"My minister... panicked."

After taking a deep breath, Emperor Guangxing couldn't help being happy: "According to your opinion, the Tianjin navy is available?"

If it was an ordinary person, Emperor Guangxing would definitely ask the bottom line, and even go to see it in person, but it was a lot of money...

Judging by the beating nature of this Zhuzi who seems to be waiting for the opportunity to scare people every time, this Tianjin navy must not be simple.Moreover, he specifically brought up this matter at the time when the southeast anti-Japanese war was urgently needed. This Shuzi must have a detailed strategy and plan for this matter, otherwise he would never have said this matter.

This is Emperor Guangxing's trust in Huamanlou.

but……

Before Huamanlou could speak, Nie Wenbing shouted: "Huamanlou, don't try to be a sensationalist! What if the navy has warships to go to sea? There are only a few thousand soldiers in a mere navy, and most of them are from Tianjin. How can we destroy the Japanese pirates?"

What Nie Wenbing said actually has some truth, and it is a tragedy that has to be mentioned in this era.

As I said earlier, there are water villages everywhere, and there are certainly some in the southeast.

Fundamentally speaking, the navy of Dazhao has not been very powerful since the day the country was founded, because the rulers don’t even have the concept of maritime sovereignty, and even set a refreshing policy of banning the sea. How do you expect them to be in the mood to build a powerful navy?In comparison, the northern grasslands and the southwestern chieftains are more difficult to deal with, aren't they?

Therefore, since the establishment of the state of Zhao, the imperial court's lack of attention has fundamentally cut off any decent sea power in Da Zhao.

Moreover, the navy is also directly modeled on the Weisuo system, equipped with warships of varying numbers, the main function is the defense of the coastal waters.

With the development of time, the soldiers fled, the finances were short, the loss of warships was difficult to replenish, and the military system was corrupted. As a result, at this time in the Guangxing Dynasty, most of the water villages were like the Tianjin water villages that were incorporated by Huamanlou. , basically there is only one appearance left.

But Japanese pirates are pirates after all, they make a living at sea.Therefore, the consensus of all people is that the Japanese pirates can be sent ashore to fight, but they cannot be fought with warships, so as to maximize their strengths and avoid their weaknesses.

That's why I said that what Nie Wenbing said made sense, even some generals couldn't help but nodded.

Hearing Nie Wenbing's angry shout, Hua Manlou shrugged and said innocently: "Then I will let the Tianjin navy go fishing, will it work?"

"You!" Nie Wenbing jumped in anger at Hua Manlou's unconventional behavior: "What kind of fish needs a sailor to hunt?"

Hua Manlou said solemnly: "How do you read Nie Butang's book? There is a saying in "Zhuangzi Nei Pian": There is a fish in the north, its name is Kun, and the size of Kun is so big, I don't know how many thousands of miles away it is. Think about it , these thousands of miles of big fish, water masters can't deal with it too much? One of these fish can feed the common people for a long time, how big a deal will it be in a disaster year?"

puff……

Cough cough cough...

As soon as the words fell, at least [-]% of the people in the hall were overwhelmed by Hua Manlou's words, and then coughed violently to hide their smiles, even Emperor Guangxing couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth.

It's so similar, it's so similar to the cross talk that day, looking at this serious expression and funny, it seems to be the same as really wanting to do this...

But the smile ended. Seeing Nie Wenbing's face turning blue with anger, Emperor Guangxing had no choice but to remind him: "The building is full of flowers, the Golden Palace is more solemn! Tell me, what are your plans?"

Emperor Guangxing trusted Huamanlou, but this did not mean that everyone trusted him, so Emperor Guangxing meant to let Huamanlou explain his thoughts clearly first, and then make calculations.

"Yes." Hua Manlou responded, then raised his eyebrows at Nie Wenbing provocatively, and immediately gasped for breath.

But Hua Manlou still didn't let him go, and said directly: "Your Majesty, this minister is not like Nie Butang who is going to go up without thinking about anything, and I have made some preparations when the Tianjin Navy was established earlier. Your Majesty, please send someone to bring a map of the southeast coast defense, and I will explain it in detail."

Having said that, Hua Manlou couldn't help but sigh secretly.

These preparations were originally intended to be directed by the Tianjin Sanwei Commander, but after receiving the news yesterday, although Hua Manlou knew that he might not be able to avoid being dragged into the water by the bastard in front of him, he still took a chance.

But looking at this bastard looking like he's not going to die now, if I don't kill him, will I still have a good life in the future?

In the final analysis, the first reason for the grudge with Nie Yuantu was because he wanted to step on his own head to gain some reputation for himself, and the second was because it was too much for Qiaoqiao to be criticized by this group of people, but he never provoked him at all.

But what happened?As a result, this guy couldn't stand the blow and hung himself on the southeast branch, but the blame fell on him.

Both father and son are so unreasonable, so don't blame the young master for not talking about martial arts!

After the map was brought up, Hua Manlou began to explain: "Your Majesty, the original source of the Japanese pirates was the Japanese country. The royal family of the Japanese country has a name but no real power. The samurai, and then the people. The current form of the Japanese country is a bit like the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. The warlords separated each other, and wars broke out from time to time. After the war, most of the defeated people went into exile by boat.