As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

Although this poem describes a scene, the LSPs said that it is more suitable to describe another scene.

Anyway, it's just a messy quilt, a little bit of plum blossom; ears and temples rubbing together, infatuated...

The next morning Huamanlou actually woke up with a smile, especially when Qin'er came in with new clothes and called the shy Wan Chengyanran the young lady, Huamanlou laughed so hard that she lost her eyesight.

In two lifetimes, only today is the happiest.

As a salted fish, getting promoted and making a fortune would be more fun than getting a beautiful young lady as a wife?

For the next three whole days, Huamanlou and Wanqiyanran got together like Siamese twins, they were as gluey and sweet as newlyweds.

Huamanlou didn't bother to care about anything about Xishan, and Wan Qiyanran didn't go to the hospital, the two of them were playing around, playing, or lingering, or cuddling together and whispering to each other, it was fine on this hot day hot, anyway...

Seeing the two of them eating together, the cold beauty Su Jiu'er felt a little hot and was sweating.

On this day, a person who called himself Ye Gucheng returned to Xishan.

After Huamanlou and Wancheng Yanran confirmed their relationship, they subconsciously didn't mention the other two, as if their world was only you and me, and no one else was allowed to come in.

But what should be faced is always to be faced. After learning that Wen Liang returned to Xishan, Hua Manlou felt that he could not hide, at least he had to explain the ins and outs of this matter clearly to Miss Baimao.

It's not for sophistry, nor is it to be good-looking when you get a bargain, but just to let the young lady know that she is definitely not a promiscuous and promiscuous person--in fact, it is the same, because Hua Manlou really didn't deliberately flirt with Wen Liang and Qi before. Wanrong even paid close attention to her sense of proportion, the incident at the cannon test ground was purely accidental.

And the fact that I haven't mentioned this matter for the past few days means that Hua Manlou is subconsciously avoiding this matter. Now that Wen Liang has come back generously, even though she changed her disguise, her attitude shows that she is interested in this marriage. No conflict, just...

This move was tantamount to inserting himself between Huamanlou and Wanqiyanran—with this one in Xishan, how could Huamanlou continue to hold Wanqiyanran and stuff dog food around?

And poor Hua Manlou still doesn't know that Wen Liang has already guessed what good things he is going to do on Qixi Festival, so he is still struggling with how to explain this to Wen Liang first - this is the real wife in name , but the regular wife made an appointment and came back to find that the husband also has a regular wife. Isn't this some kind of scum?

But before Hua Manlou hesitated to explain something, Wan Cheng Yanran spoke first: "If Miss Wen comes back, let her live at home?"

That's right, home.

The current Xishanbo Mansion is not just a mansion, and Wan Cheng Yanran's identity is not a friend who lives here, but a real hostess.

It is the hostess's suggestion that is a bit dumbfounding.

So Hua Manlou sighed: "She came back pretending to be a man, and she lived in Wen Yuchen's place again, which can explain the problem. It's not good to let her in at this point."

This is Huamanlou's sincere words.

Apart from considerations of etiquette, Huamanlou hoped that at least the period before the tenth day of October would be exclusively for Miss Baimao—the honeymoon, how could several people spend it together during the honeymoon? (Li Mu: Does it mean me?)

But Wan Teng Yanran said: "Miss Wen is now a member of the Hua family, but she came to Xishan early because of you. What does blocking her out of the door sound like? No one should say that I am too jealous."

Huamanlou was still waiting to say something, but Wan Chengyan smiled again: "From now on, we will be a family. If we bury some unhappiness because of this trivial matter now, we may be naughty later. The house is restless, my lord How about... how about salted fish?"

"But……"

"Miss Wen has known about you and me for a long time, and she reminded me before..." Wan Chengyan blushed a little, and said again: "Anyway, let her live in first."

Hua Manlou looked confused: "When did you know? And even ran to remind you..."

In an instant, Huamanlou had the illusion of being caught by his wife again, and his whole body was confused.

Speaking of which, for a woman as smart as Wen Liang, she guessed that if she wanted to do some bad things to hide private money in the future, she might not be able to succeed, right?

Wan Cheng Yanran didn't explain, but just covered her mouth with a smile and said, "Go find her."

After being dazed for a while, Hua Manlou stood up, with a tragic face about to go to the execution ground: "Forget it, you have the final say on family affairs."

……

"Come on? Sit down first. I have accumulated a lot of things in the past few days. Wait until I finish reading this."

Wen Liang sat behind the table and dealt with Xishan's daily affairs as if nothing had happened. Seeing Hua Manlou, she just greeted Huamanlou casually, as if she really just went home to stay for a few days.

And Hua Manlou, who was seated awkwardly, felt that most of the people who are capable of opening a harem have a heart of fraternity, or are immune to embarrassment, otherwise how would they face this situation?

Anyway, he himself felt extremely awkward - it was obvious that he was still inseparable with Miss Baimao just now, but he had to face another little daughter-in-law after a while, and he felt a bit scumbag.

When Wen Liang put down the things in his hands and heard Hua Manlou stammeringly asking her to continue living in Xishanbo's mansion, Wen Liang smiled and said, "Is that what Sister Wancheng meant?"

"what……"

The title of Wen Liang made Hua Manlou a little dizzy, and the whole Biography of Zhen Huan appeared in his mind all at once.

"No need, she's generous, and I'm not that narrow-minded." Wen Liang smiled nonchalantly, "Let's leave it to her these days. I won't leave until October, even if you drive me away."

Hua Manlou felt as if he had been seen through, and said embarrassingly, "It's...you don't have to be so deliberate...right?"

"Hua Man Lou." Wen Liang called Hua Man Lou's full name seriously for the first time: "Don't let her down, and don't let me down, that's enough."

After being silent for a while, Hua Manlou sighed and said, "Your words sound like I have betrayed you, and I feel like I have become a scumbag for some reason..."

Wen Liang tilted his head: "What is a scumbag?"

With a dull face, Hua Manlou said sadly: "An emotional liar who plays with girls, and a veteran in love who wanders among the flowers."

Wen Liang chuckled: "So it really looks like that?"

Huamanlou became even more sad.

Wen Liang smiled for a long time before saying, "Okay, okay, you're not, I didn't say you lied to me."

Hua Manlou sighed, "So why don't you stay back?"

"Hmm..." Wen Liang thought for a while, then smiled again: "Let's talk about it after someone comes back."

"This so-and-so..."

"Well, it's that so-and-so."

341. The hall is in an uproar

A certain person, surnamed Qi and named Wanrong, was in the capital and had just gotten off the carriage.

After getting married, Qi Wanrong was dragged by Mrs. Qi to fulfill her vows in various temples and Taoist temples in the capital, and she has not finished running until today, which shows how many times her mother begged the old Bodhisattva to let her marry.

Human beings are like this, no matter what difficult things, they always like to pray to gods and worship Buddha, and they don't ask gods and Buddhas to care about Yuelao...

Qi Wanrong was actually quite impatient about this, her mind had already gone to Xishan—even though she had told Huamanlou earlier that if he missed her, he would come to Ying Guogong's mansion, but in fact she missed her too much. I always want to go to Xishan to find Huamanlou, and I don't even care about the rule that they are not allowed to meet before marriage.

Therefore, Miss Wen's understanding of Qi Wanrong is quite deep, and she knows that this may return to Xishan in a few days.

In the past few days, Qi Wanrong often smiles foolishly by herself, and occasionally she feels embarrassed when she realizes it——when the Qi family brothers took Huamanlou to bet half a year ago, she was very concerned about marrying Huamanlou. It's still very contradictory, but now...

Miss Qi gritted her teeth at the thought of marrying Huamanlou with Wen Liang.

It was obvious that he could monopolize it earlier, but why bother now?

This is good, I really want to fight for a lifetime.

According to Jia, B, Bingding and others guarding near Wen Ge's old mansion, Wen Liang has already transformed into Ye Gucheng and headed to Xishan. Just not to lose to Wen Liang.

however……

When Qi Wanrong stepped into the White Horse Temple, a journey of [-] li was rushed into the palace.

……

In June of the 12th year of Guangxing, Japanese pirates frequently landed in Jiading, Jinshan and other counties, and the local defenders fled without fighting.

At that time, Emperor Guangxing Longyan was furious, and dispatched more than [-] officers and troops from the guards of Haining, Linshan, and Shaoxing to the southeast, and strictly ordered them to drive the Japanese pirates back to the sea.

The only problem is that the Japanese pirates come and go like the wind, tens of thousands of officers and soldiers can only guard Songjiang Mansion, and sent scout teams to search everywhere, but found nothing.

Just when everyone thought that the Japanese pirates had retreated into the depths of the ocean, the Japanese pirates landed on Chongming Island at the beginning of July. More than [-] officers and soldiers stationed in Linshan Guard on the island were caught off guard and fought. Hundreds of Japanese pirates were killed and dispersed, and Lin Shanwei's commander died in battle...

The military report is very short, and there is no detailed description of the situation at that time, but everyone who is familiar with the situation in the southeast knows what is going on: the soldiers in the guard are actually a group of farmers who practice every half a month. Unbelievable, once many people escape from the battle under heavy pressure, their morale will definitely collapse...

In history, it is not uncommon for a dozen Japanese pirates to chase and kill thousands of people.

After killing and disbanding the officers and soldiers of the guard, the Japanese pirates swept away all the supplies on the island. When the guards from the nearby Songjiang Mansion arrived, there were only Linshanwei soldiers hiding everywhere on the island.

Bang!

Emperor Guangxing kicked over the case and roared: "waiting for work with ease, stopping with silence, and beating widows with crowds, and they were killed in the end? What use do I want them to be!"

Thousands of people losing to hundreds of people is enough to make people angry, but what made Emperor Guangxing even more angry was that this time the Japanese pirates seemed to know that there was a guard station on Chongming Island, but they still attacked Chongming—that is, He said that they didn't pay much attention to the officers and soldiers of Dazhao at all, and what they wanted in this battle were the supplies of the defenders.

Can this be tolerated?

"Your Majesty, calm down!" All the civil and military officials in the hall knelt down.

"I can't calm my anger! I just want to know, who can share my worries and destroy this Japanese pirate?" Emperor Guangxing roared, and the general's newspaper fell to the ground: "This is what you have so confidently said. This is the ZTE rule that you have been talking about all day long? My people have been raped, raped and plundered, and my tens of thousands of troops can’t stop a small group of bandits. Don’t you blush when you say this ZTE!”

The court is full of civil and military affairs, and no one dares to take over.

Emperor Guangxing was panting heavily, and continued to roar: "You are all talking, are you dumb? Aren't you very good at talking in the past? Can anyone please give me an idea and wipe out it for me? This Japanese bandit?"

These words have already been said a bit harshly, but still no one dares to speak.

When the troops were dispatched in the past, the civil officials in the court didn't take the Japanese pirates seriously at all, they only said that the Japanese pirates would retreat when the imperial army arrived.

That's right, everyone's idea at the time was to block the Japanese pirates back. Anyway, it's been done this way all these years-small bandits dare not attack the large number of guards, and the guards can't rush to the sea to kill Japanese pirates , so occasionally hacking and killing a few people is a big victory, and driving them away is meritorious, but who would have thought that this group of daring Japanese pirates would dare to attack the guards, and they would actually win?

But now Emperor Guangxing was so angry that he demanded to exterminate this band of Japanese pirates, this...

Who has the ability to destroy it?

If you mobilize a large army, the Japanese pirates will not fight you, and if you just board a boat and dive into the sea, no one will do anything to you. What's more, the army moves slowly, even if the Japanese pirates are on the shore, you will not be able to catch them.

But anyone can guess that with the defeat of the Linshan Guard, the morale of the several guards in Linhai is in a mess. They brought such a group of people to fight...

Who will die.

This military report was published a few days ago. No one knows what is going on in Songjiang Mansion or what is going on with the Japanese pirates.Or maybe the Japanese pirates wreaked havoc in Songjiang Mansion again, or maybe the Japanese pirates retreated into the sea after beating Chongming, or maybe other guards were also severely damaged. Anyway, the situation is so complicated, who would dare to touch this bad luck?

In addition, this move by the Japanese pirates is tantamount to slapping Da Zhao in the face, so the extermination of the Japanese pirates is tantamount to regaining Da Zhao's face. It would be better if he could get it back. , such thankless things, who will do it?

Emperor Guangxing on the imperial steps looked at the officials, and a deep disappointment welled up in his heart.

In the past, when nothing happened, this group of people was so unrestrained that they even dared to act like demons at the Queen Mother's birthday banquet.Now Da Zhao’s face is being slapped, but no one can stand up to solve the problem—just like the past border troubles in the grassland, this group of people will only talk about the troubles in the southeast every day. Hang down and rule...

Can the Japanese pirates be defeated if the arch is ruled?

Just when Emperor Guangxing was about to continue to get angry, Nie Wenbing, Minister of the Ministry of Rites, suddenly stood up and said, "Your Majesty, I recommend someone who can quell the Japanese pirates."

Emperor Guangxing said without thinking: "Speak!"

Nie Wenbing glanced intentionally or unintentionally at Uncle Huai'an who was not far away, with a trace of hatred in his eyes, and then said loudly: "Your Majesty, there is a man in the imperial court who used three hundred young soldiers to train for several months. , I think that now he is the only one who can wipe out the Japanese pirates."

As soon as the words fell, the whole hall was in an uproar.

342. Civil servant murder

Those who are familiar with Nie Shangshu all know that he has aged a lot recently and has become more depressed.

There is no other reason, but because of his unfilial son, Nie Yuantu.

Readers with a good memory will remember this Hanlin, after he was popularized by Hua Manlou's "Mocking Suan Ding" - black and red are also red, right?Anyway, since that day, Nie Yuantu has been depressed, drinking all day long to relieve his worries.

After being bound by such a poem, a dignified Hanlin with a great future has a very bleak future, and it is understandable that he is so depressed.

But the so-called courage after knowing the shame, and the fame and official position are there, it is supposed that Nie Yuantu should cheer up after the limelight has passed, and the achievements in the future can be regarded as proving himself, right?

But Nie Yuantu didn't think so. Wherever he went, he felt that others were pointing at him and laughing at him for losing to a martial artist as a Hanlin, which became his demon.

If that's the case, Nie Yuantu is at most suffering from mild depression or something, but at this stall, a certain unscrupulous uncle spread rumors in the capital that Miss Wen will marry Huamanlou, which made Nie Yuantu sad Desperate.

But rumors are rumors after all. After Mr. Wen Ge clarified it once, Nie Yuantu made up his mind to ask his father to propose marriage to the Wen family after the matter subsided. The unscrupulous Duke of the State, whose daughter missed the marriage, made up another rumor about Kefu. In this case, it is obviously not very good to propose marriage.

however……

Wen Liang finally got engaged to Hua Manlou.

After hearing the news, Nie Hanlin got very drunk and lamented, "Life is not satisfactory in this world, it is better to hang the southeast branch by yourself", and then passed away. Therefore, Nie Shangshu, who knew his son's heart knot and the cause of death, also hated him. Hua Man Lou: Without this son, how could I experience the pain of bereavement in old age?

Originally, Shangshu Nie wanted to find other opportunities, but now the Japanese pirates just happened to take advantage of it. Although he couldn't kill the enemy with his own hands, if he could kill Hua Manlou, he could comfort his son's soul in heaven, right?

You know, fighting against the Japanese pirates is not like the war against the Oirats in the past. They set up a formation at a time and place, and the Oirats rush forward foolishly.

The situation of corruption in the southeast is no longer a day or two, and the situation of the guards is hard to describe. The situation of some local government offices is even worse. Not to mention, can he, a small thousand households, be able to suppress the messy things about who touches and who dies in the local area?

And the elite is not trained, but played.Xishanwei only had a fight with the Wala people, maybe he would be defeated at the first touch when he met the Japanese pirates?

In addition, Xishanwei is a firearms force, but Japanese pirates are enemies at sea.The south is hot and humid, and once the gunpowder gets wet, his firearms are worse than fire sticks. Even if Xishan Wei can fight, won't it be greatly reduced by then?

In the end, no matter what Huamanlou did, if there was even a slight mistake, Nie Shangshu would make people gnaw on him, put pressure on him from the court, and make him make more mistakes - stabbing him out of a coma when he met outside. Recruitment is not uncommon in history, right?