As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

Seeing that she didn't respond, Hua Manlou had no choice but to continue thinking about it: "You just said that I saw your joke or something, but what's so ridiculous about it? And who are you and I afraid of making jokes? It seems The two of us have been laughed at all the way, you...you know, I have been laughed at for selling my father's land for the prodigal two hundred and five cubs. I don't feel bad. Which of us is making fun of whom?"

This "we two" is used very well, so wonderfully.

As evidenced by the sky, Huamanlou had no intention of flirting with Qi Wanrong at all, but Qi Wanrong's thoughts were drawn to another angle - the same nobles with very low quality... Cough, the same is not welcome, With this common ground, they are better to get along with than that very popular and well-known person in the capital, right?

Hua Manlou didn't realize that he took advantage of the situation to flirt, and...

After talking too much, he became habitually mean again: "Anyway, we two have too many jokes, it doesn't matter if one more or one less, I guess other people are used to it, no matter how we are laughed at, we don't care. Shouldn't you still eat and drink? If you feel that you can't get through this hurdle, just stay at home and rest for a few days. At worst, I'll accompany you for a drink and get drunk to relieve your worries. If one game is not enough, drink a few more games. What do you think? ?”

Hearing these words, Qi Wanrong immediately became excited: "Drink as soon as you drink, who is afraid of anyone! Xiaodong? Xiaodong! Where is the person? Bring the wine!"

Huamanlou was taken aback when he heard the words: What the hell did I just say?What kind of wine are you drinking at this hour!

A group of people from the southeast to the northwest have been lying on the door to listen to the movement since Huamanlou chased them out. Hearing Qi Wanrong's shout, they hurriedly went to find a drink, each of them was overjoyed—is Qi Wanrong back to normal? One joy, two people drinking together is another joy, what's the mess after drinking, maybe they rolled on the couch while drinking?

It's just that Xishan is not very easy to add ingredients to the wine - Miss Baimao is the only doctor in Xishan, and she can't hide these tricks from her, otherwise Xiaodong really wants to send the two people in the house to him. One way, anyway...

Ying Guogong didn't have any objections, so who would dare to have any objections?

There is no wine at Qi Wanrong's place, but there is at Huamanlou, and it is the excellent Nurhong sent by Xu Dacheng. I don't know whose yard he dug it out of.

I have to say, from the point of view of being a demon, these two are a perfect match, one is not stingy, and the other is always cheap, but if one of the two has a little bit of knowledge, he knows that drinking must be accompanied by at least some peanuts and a cucumber. Yes, but these two bastards drink as soon as they say they drink, and immediately push a cup to change a cup, and their heroism is comparable to that of a beggar gang leader who does not change his face when he eats thirty or fifty catties...

Although Nurhong is rice wine, the degree of aging in the cellar is more than [-] degrees. The two of them drank tons of tons of four jars in less than half an hour, and when Qi Wanrong started to slap the mud seal of the fifth jar , Huamanlou is already a bit high...

To be honest, it’s actually a mistake to blame the wine for messing around after drinking. If you really drink too much, you basically can’t tell the difference between men and women—that is, unless there is a meaning in the first place, so you just use a little bit of drunkenness to push it halfway. .

But these two goods are obviously really good...

305. After Drunk

When Huamanlou woke up, it was already noon the next day.

It has to be said that a hangover is really a torment. Not only does he have a splitting headache, but he also wants to vomit. No one can bear the pain.

What's even more sad is that occasionally I can't remember how I got back after being drunk, as if someone had poached a piece from my memory.

This is the case with Huamanlou at this time. He opened his eyes and recalled it for a long time before he remembered that he had a drink with Qi Wanrong yesterday, and the last memory stayed in Miss Qi raised a wine bowl and yelled boldly. Then……

There is no aftermath, and Huamanlou has no subsequent memories at all.

"Are you awake?" When Hua Manlou was struggling to sit up, a clear voice came from the side of the bed.

"Yeah, I'm awake..." Hua Manlou turned around and saw Su Jiu'er sitting on the stool beside the couch, she was stunned before asking in a daze, "Why are you here? Where's Qin'er?"

Su Jiu'er said concisely: "Make sober soup."

Hua Manlou understood, sat up unsteadily and asked casually, "How did I get back?"

"It was carried back." Su Jiu'er looked at Hua Manlou and said calmly, "From ten miles away."

Hua Manlou asked in a daze, "Ten miles away? I... am not at Qi Wanrong's place?"

For some reason, when she asked this question, Hua Manlou always felt that the expression on Su Jiu'er's face was very gentle, as if...was trying to laugh?

And she also rarely said a few more words: "You and Miss Qi hooked up shoulder to shoulder, sang and danced all the way and ran ten miles away, and then passed out drunk."

Hua Manlou had a question mark on Nick Yang's face: "What... what is it?"

Although Su Jiu'er said a few more words, it couldn't sum up the confusing behavior of Hua Manlou and Qi Wanrong yesterday.

The thing is like this: after the fifth jar of wine, both of them became taller.

Some people have very good wine, they will find a place to sleep by themselves after drinking too much, and they will not make a fuss at all, but what about some people's wine...

Huamanlou has seen many funny things after being drunk: crying and laughing are nothing, a fairy stood in the middle of the road and shouted 'a man's heart is as high as his drinking capacity', in order to prove his The guy with a big heart was stupefied because he bought a large barrel of sorghum brewed in ten liters from a roadside store. He had to show everyone how to drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, but he passed out after two mouthfuls; He said that he would give it to his grandma as firewood; another little fairy stole a shovel from a construction site after she got drunk, and then insisted on going to her ex-boyfriend and telling her to bury it...

Anyway, the danger of drinking is actually quite high.

It was the same yesterday, Qi Wanrong laughed after drinking the wine in the bowl, and then told Hua Manlou that she had never had such a good time drinking so much, and she insisted on beheading the chicken head with Hua Manlou.

Hua Manlou was delighted to listen to it at the time, good brothers for a lifetime, how could such a procedure be missing?

Then the two went out shoulder to shoulder, and under the dull eyes of Xiaodong Xiaonan and the others, they said that they were going to catch a chicken and come back...

At that time, Xiaodong was completely dumbfounded: Didn't he agree on today's bridal chamber? How could things turn out like this?

A few people wanted to persuade them, and they wanted to pull them back, but they were all severely repelled by Qi Wanrong—even the drunken Miss Qi didn't forget that she was still angry with these people.

Reasoning with drunk people is almost tantamount to useless work, especially if these two people are high-ranking drunks, so a group of people have to follow suit.

Ordinarily speaking, you can go to the living area by catching a chicken, or you can go to the logistics department, but Qi Wanrong thinks that domestic chickens are really a bit of a sight, so it's better to catch a pheasant and come back, so the two of them went down the mountain happily. Vigorous, it looked as if he wanted to grab the two back with his bare hands.

The two of them drank happily, and they were extremely happy when they were noisy. Hua Manlou said that they wanted to sing together because they were bored while walking, so they sang while walking.

The good news is that the glimmer of clarity in the Lingtai prevented him from singing songs that are not suitable for this year; the bad news is that Huamanlou did not sing according to the lyrics of this era at all, but sang all the way from the sea to the ninety-nine. 81...

There was a former fanhuamanlou who wrote poems and cursed people, no one doubted that he could write lyrics and compose music, but the songs with completely different painting styles really shocked everyone, but Huamanlou's singing voice is not bad...

When Qi Wanrong and Hua Manlou were laughing and learning about the power to control the world—fortunately, the deviation of history these years was after the Three Kingdoms, otherwise it would be difficult to explain—Hua Manlou remembered another thing: Taoyuan Three knots, Juxianzhuang is also three knots, so is it a bit of a two-way knot between two people?

Although Qi Wanrong didn't know what Juxianzhuang was, with her brain stimulated by alcohol, she naturally accepted all Huamanlou's suggestions.

The question is, whom to worship with?

Hua Manlou hadn't thought of a personal choice yet, so Qi Wanrong said first, looking for Miss Wen.

So, although it seems that Wen Liang and Qi Wanrong are quite at odds, in reality, the friendship between these two is quite subtle, otherwise how could Qi Wanrong still think of her when she is so drunk?

So the two turned a corner and went to Huamanlou's study room, then picked up Miss Wen who couldn't laugh or cry on the left and right, and left - Wen Liang received the news when the two were arguing, and she also ordered someone to go to Xishanwei. While sending the news, Huang Zichao sent more people to watch, but who would have thought that the two of them would come to her?

Wen Liang could only let the two drunks mess around when it didn't make sense, so the three of them descended the mountain in such a grandiose manner, claiming to catch pheasants...

At this time, Xiaodong and the others had already reacted, they had already sent people to the mountains first, and after a lot of effort, they brought two chickens and threw them on the only way for the three of them.

It's not that Xiaodong gave up the treatment, but that he wanted to add something to the wine when the two of them returned with the chicken—then no medicine would work, but sleep aids would work, right?Otherwise, when will these two people have to quarrel?

but……

How can a drunkard have any logic in doing things?

The moment Huamanlou got the chicken, she started arguing with Qi Wanrong why the chicken died tragically on the road—Qi Wanrong said that a hunter had killed it, and she insisted on sending it back to others. But Hua Manlou felt that there was something wrong with it, and was sure that the chicken must have died of food poisoning...

After arguing and arguing, both of them felt hungry, and then Qi Wanrong skillfully greeted those who followed, who no longer knew what to say. Alcoholic fell asleep next to each other...

In short, when Hua Manlou found out about her feat yesterday from Qin'er, who had a black hair, she was completely dumbfounded.

On the other hand, Qi Wanrong also woke up at about the same time, and learned that her little face turned pale with fright after she almost sworn obeisance to Huamanlou yesterday—these days, righteous brothers and sisters are not like Huamanlou's previous life being a brother and a sister...

Fortunately, this matter ended without a problem, and even if the marriage was sworn by the eldest lady of a certain pavilion, Qi Wanrong couldn't help but feel happy for a while, but then depressed: I lost someone a few days ago, it's not a big deal, today Lost again and again?

but……

Qi Wanrong suddenly felt that it was not so difficult to accept the embarrassment with Hua Manlou, anyway, we are both 'us' now, aren't we?

Book information:

Title: As a salted fish, I am forced to become the teacher of all ages

Author: This old man has a bad temper

id: 400414

Book introduction:

People gave me a series of titles: Dazhao Zhuzhu, the mentor and eldest brother of His Royal Highness, the prime minister behind the Guangxing Dynasty, the founder of modern military and science, the fig leaf of Dazhao poetry circle, the founder of modern schools, the ancestor of modern medicine Master, the patron saint of Zhao Haijiang, the controller of the New World, the eternal teacher who liberates thoughts, and: the big black hand behind the court, the overthrower of the suzerainty system, the gravedigger of the imperial examination system, the thorn in the eyes of the gentry group, Qingliu The nightmare of a scientific official, the villain who caused trouble in Europe, the poisonous snake kneeling and licking by the shogunate...

But... I just want to be a salted fish from the beginning to the end!

April is clear and rain is clear

306. Drawing

It is said that being drunk is not terrible, what is terrible is that others help you recall things after being drunk, because everything seems so unreal.

In Huamanlou's previous life, he drank too much, but the wine in his previous life was quite good. The most outrageous time was when he fell into the green belt on the side of the road and fell unconscious after leaving the winery - of course , This is quite dangerous. Fortunately, I met a kind-hearted person who asked a passerby to carry him to the side of the road, and then called the police and sent him to the doctor. He hung up on glucose for half the night...

Fortunately, this is in the Celestial Dynasty, and there are no strange people.

But even though he didn't have any fragments in this most dangerous time, he still vaguely remembered it, who would have thought that after wearing it, he would play like this?

Hua Manlou made up his mind that he would never drink again.

But fortunately, after losing someone with Qi Wanrong once, his daily life tended to be normal. At least Wen Liang no longer forced him to work, and Qi Wanrong didn't follow him anymore, and what...

Recently, anyone who saw him would smile and smile, and he was very popular. From time to time, a craftsman would add a sentence when greeting him: "Grandpa, can you sing a song for us when you are free?"

I have to say that people in the Celestial Dynasty liked to sing since ancient times, and the literati and refined scholars made the lyrics and music difficult for the common people, but almost everyone can shout a few words of country slang.Although the songs Huamanlou sang are not like slang songs, they are more catchy and trendy than those played by literati. Therefore, no matter whether they have heard it or not, they want to listen to it, and they have a good voice. If you want to learn a little bit, you will be able to attract attention in the future, right?

Anyway, it made Huamanlou very depressed.

Apart from this incident, life can be described as uneventful.

In June, with the hard work of a group of artisans, the Xishanbo Mansion, which is full of flowers, was finally completed.

Although theoretically this mansion should be regarded as a separate courtyard, because Emperor Guangxing generously gave Huamanlou a house when he bestowed the title, and that is the serious Xishanbo mansion.

But no matter what it's called, it's still Huamanlou's mansion, as long as he doesn't break the taboo, he can call it whatever he wants.

Looking at the mansion in front of him, Hua Manlou couldn't help feeling: We are also people who have a house and a house!

The obsession of the people of the Celestial Dynasty to the house and property is engraved in their bones, and this point has not changed even in Huamanlou's previous life, especially in the feudal era.In the eyes of the simple Chinese people, gold, silver and treasures are all imaginary, and only houses and fields are good things that can be left to future generations, because if you have land, you will not be hungry, and if you have unfilial children and grandchildren, you will lose your fortune. Land property can also lose for a while, can't it?

And the house is even more important than the land property, because having a house means having a family, a family and a country, a family and a business. If you don’t have a family, why do you start a business?Why serve the country?

All in all, Huamanlou has a nest that is completely her own.

The land in Xishan is not worth much, and the building materials are not worth much. The labor is organized spontaneously by artisans, but their care is even more serious than paying for people, so this does not count the area occupied by the pond and garden in the backyard. The giant mansions with a height of more than 2 square meters are true and do not cost much money, but they have everything that a deep house should have. Hua Manlou even thought that if he could provide some conveniences such as running water, and then pull a network cable from his previous life to hold a computer If he came, he could hide in it and never come out for the rest of his life.

This mansion is so friendly to salted fish!

On the third day of June, it is advisable to relocate, avoid weddings and funerals.

Early in the morning, Qin'er called Huamanlou up, happily tidying up the room with Qiaoqiao and preparing to move.

Hua Manlou wanted to help, but she was dismissed as being in the way, so she had to go out awkwardly, thinking about going to Zhao Ren, trying to persuade her.

Because His Royal Highness has lived directly in the barracks of the young Xishan guards since his second visit to Xishan. Even if a separate room is arranged for him, it is not a problem for His Royal Highness to always live in the barracks. Right?

So Huamanlou went to talk to him after the house was completed, but this man didn't take it seriously, he had no idea of ​​moving into Huamanlou's house at all, and even rejected Huamanlou's kind offer to build him a mansion.

Even though Zhao Ren didn't care, Hua Manlou still cared a lot. He always let Prince Da Zhao live in the barracks. Although it was safe, it was not a problem, right?

only……

When Kankan went out, Huamanlou met Xiaonan who was holding a pile of things. While walking, he excitedly rushed to Xiaobei behind him and said, "It's a spacious place to live!"

Xiaobei nodded happily: "Yeah!"

Spacious place?

Hua Manlou blinked: This is not about my house, is it?

While pondering, Xiaonan also saw Huamanlou, and immediately came to say hello: "Mr. Qian, have you cleaned up your side? If Qin'er is too busy, let's go over and help?"

Hua Manlou said blankly: "Morning...you wait a moment, you are..."

Xiao Nan took it for granted: "Living in the Xishanbo Mansion, Mr. Qian can't watch the eldest lady live in the living area all the time, right? Although this is a single family, after all, the eldest lady must be taken care of by someone, so at night we A few can only watch outside, and sometimes they can't sleep!"

Xiaobei: "Hmm!"

Hua Manlou frantically said, "Is this what I'm talking about? She's an unmarried girl, is it really good to live with me?"

Xiao Nan said indifferently: "There's nothing wrong with it, it's not living together, just treat it as a borrowing at a friend's house. Oh, is it possible that Cheng Qian is not happy?"

"It's not that I don't like it..." Hua Manlou always felt that something was wrong, but after saying a few words, he saw the warm and cool maid walking out with her things in the distance.

Xiao Nan followed Hua Manlou's dazed gaze, and said with a soft snort, "Hey, the Wen family doesn't seem to want to be polite to Mr. Qian either."

Hua Manlou said with a dull face: "Although there's nothing to be unhappy about, you guys should say hello to me first, what's the point of running in if you're so cold?"

A big mansion with five entrances, plus east and west courtyards, there are only fifteen yards. It is a bit of a luxury to live in Huamanlou with three servants and a guard, Su Jiuer, and Huamanlou did not say that he is not willing to let other people live. Live in, even the day before he invited Wan Chengyan to come.

But Wen Liang and Qi Wanrong are a little different after all. Rumors from the capital have already spread to Xishan. Hua Manlou wanted to avoid suspicion so he didn't invite them at all, but the two of them didn't care. what happened?

Moreover, when the mansion was full of buildings, I told Qi Wanrong that I could set aside a piece of land for her to build a mansion or something--with the financial resources of the Duke's Mansion, she could easily fiddle with it, but at that time Qi Wanrong didn't say anything at all, Hua Manlou thought she didn't care about where she lived just like Zhao Ren, but now...