As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

"What's a gun stock?"

"This... You see, putting this gun stock on the shoulder can not only improve the stability of shooting, but also reduce the recoil caused by the gunpowder explosion..."

"Well, it makes sense. Then what is the circle at the lower part of the barrel?"

"Ahem, that's not a ring, it's a trigger... Oh, what I mean is, design a mechanism that can trigger the flint to make a fire..."

"Then why is the gun barrel so long?"

"In order to improve shooting accuracy and distance... oh, just to make this gun more accurate and shoot farther..."

Emperor Guangxing asked for a while, but Hua Manlou's mouth became parched and his tongue became more and more impatient: What's the point of asking so much?What's the matter, you want to go home and open a furnace to make iron and make some earthen rifles to challenge the emperor's bottom line of tolerance?

Seemingly noticing Huamanlou's impatience, Emperor Guangxing put down the drawing in his hand, looked at Huamanlou with a half-smile and said, "I don't know if these ideas are useful without proof, but... Are these really what you thought of at the gambling table?"

Hua Manlou once again had a black line: Can we not mention the gambling table?

When Emperor Guangxing saw his expression, he knew it, or thought he knew it—he was now sure that Hua Manlou was not enlightened by the casino, but had really worked hard to study these things, the so-called enlightened by the casino He was definitely the one who fooled Uncle Huai'an.

As for why Huamanlou didn't tell his father the truth, Emperor Guangxing also thought of a reason for Huamanlou: Uncle Huai'an, the father, didn't communicate with his son at all, he just beat him up blindly. It's too bad, so I made up some nonsense yesterday...

Speaking of it, you can't just beat him blindly, you still have to do both, right?

Well, go back and try to beat him up first to see what's going on?

Emperor Guangxing was thinking about this, but he said: "Forget it, I... I just happened to be thirsty too, how about you accompany me to have a cup of tea?"

Huamanlou was thirsty right now, so she complied naturally.

Huang Zichao, who had just listened to Huamanlou's comprehensive explanation, regarded the former as a teacher at this time, so he immediately sent someone to arrange it, and set up a table and chairs under the tree to guide the two of them to sit, and then quickly disappeared Already——this is obviously someone looking for Huamanlou for business, is it not an eyesore to keep it for yourself?

After sitting down, Emperor Guangxing glanced at Huamanlou with great interest, and said, "Have you studied these things for some time?"

Hua Manlou had no idea what this Uncle Zhao wanted to do, but he knew that in the eyes of a knowledgeable person, the things he brought up were too unimaginable. Replied: "Uh...probably...maybe."

Emperor Guangxing showed such an expression as expected, and said with a smile: "Then, if you are asked to open a furnace to smelt iron, can you make the kind of firecracker in your picture?"

Before Hua Manlou could answer, he added another sentence: "It's just a casual chat, you can tell me about it as a brag, and I'll pretend I haven't heard it before, isn't it a taboo? There are people who go to prison for bragging!"

Hua Manlou breathed a sigh of relief: "That's it. This matter... I'm really not bragging. If there is really qualified steel, let alone the one on the blueprint, I can make even better ones!"

Anyway, bragging doesn't pay taxes, so what's the harm in bragging?No matter how loud you blow it, if you can't make iron, you can't make iron. Uncle Zhao can't let the emperor make an exception, right?Even if he is an official of the Ministry of Industry.

So Huamanlou has no scruples.

Emperor Guangxing's eyes moved slightly upon hearing this: "Oh? How powerful?"

Hua Manlou gestured and said: "How powerful? Let me put it this way, as long as I can make what I imagined, it is not a problem to shoot two or three miles away with one gun!"

Huamanlou can be regarded as a close talk. The serious Hanyang made an effective range of 300 meters, but the maximum theoretical range is 2000 meters. I didn’t say it according to the reality because I was afraid of scaring Uncle Zhao. Effective range of 60 meters.

But even so, Emperor Guangxing couldn't help but take a breath: "Is this true?"

Hua Manlou said nonchalantly: "Why am I lying to you? Let me tell you, if the entire army of Zhao was equipped with the firecrackers I made, the Tatar Wala would be nothing more than chickens and dogs. Is it necessary to stick to the front line of the Great Wall?"

Hearing these words, Emperor Guangxing couldn't help feeling a little fascinated—in the past dynasties, which emperor dared to say that he really conquered the grassland?If it's what Hua Manlou said, wouldn't he be able to become a proper Tian Khan?

But as soon as the idea came up, Emperor Guangxing calmed down: This kid is just bragging, how can the grassland be so easy to conquer?Not to mention the food and grass that the army will use in the conquest, it is even more difficult to equip the whole army with firecrackers, not to mention whether his so-called firecrackers are effective or not.

Thinking of this, Emperor Guangxing couldn't help laughing: "You really know how to brag. Since ancient times, the grassland people have been a major problem for me in the Central Plains. It is not easy to win. Where is it so easy to conquer? It doesn't matter to brag to me. Don't talk nonsense when you go out, lest you Being laughed at!"

Hua Manlou rolled his eyes: "Didn't you always let me brag about it? Well, it's me who put it on the racecourse, but it's not easy to toss Tatar so that he doesn't dare to commit lightly?"

Emperor Guangxing laughed again: "Oh? The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty have nothing to do with Tatar, and Tatar Natuobuhua can be regarded as a generation of heroes, and now even His Majesty has a headache for him, what do you have? Is there a solution?"

27. The group of old men in the court hall should be extinct from the world

Hua Manlou, who doesn't know the sinister people's hearts, once again committed a taboo: being cheap.

He has completely forgotten now that he was involved in the matter of Shenjiying because he had a few words with Qi Wanrong at the beginning, and he also forgot the reason why he had a shallow conversation with Mo Yanshen, and only regarded Uncle Zhao in front of him as a bragging object.

Speaking of which, he was quite talkative in his previous life, he would occasionally chat with his elder brother when he took a taxi for nothing, and when he took the train, he would chat with his elder brother from the pre-Qin period to understand the king's campaign.

Besides, the boys' dormitory is also a good place to brag. After the lights are off, the energetic boys chat about everything about astronomy and geography, although they talk more about games and girls...

In short, this Uncle Zhao is obviously a good bragging target at the moment, and there is that kind of flattering posture in his words, so Hua Manlou is on the top again.

"Nowadays when people mention Tatars, they are all terrified, out of their wits, fighting with each other, almost wanting to leave first. Don't you think this is embarrassing for the ancestors?"

Huamanlou raised his legs and made a gesture of pointing, and completely regarded the Emperor Zhao in front of him as a taxi driver: "Why? You see, isn't the Hun also a nomad? Wei Qing and Huo Qubing were three times during the reign of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty. Attacking the Xiongnu in the north, confiscating the Hetao, confining the wolves to Xuxu, and seizing the Hexi Corridor to open the Silk Road, isn’t this a show of prestige? But now? Hearing that everyone in the Tatars is worried, you say that Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty has knowledge, but you laugh it off What about Da Ya, or is it useless to scold me?"

"So, is my Han Jiaerlang's sword unfavorable, or has he lost his courage?" Hua Manlou took a sip from his teacup, and at this moment he only had a Huazi in his hand: "For thousands of years, Whether it is the Huns or the Rouran Turks, has there been any change in their way of life? No! They all live by water and grass, forming tribes, large and small, in a tribal way, and then waiting for someone to subdue them to form a seemingly The country of the country is actually riddled with holes!"

"Isn't Wala just an example? How arrogant and domineering Wala was at the beginning of the founding of the Great Zhao Dynasty. The Taizu had five Northern Expeditions and failed to see all the results. Tatar rushed to the west, here, did you find anything?"

Emperor Guangxing listened with interest at first, but when he heard him talking about Taizu, his face turned black, but now it's time for bragging, so he had to continue playing the role of flattery: "Discover... what?"

Hua Manlou slapped his thigh: "For a country like Tatar, which is not a country, the easiest solution is of course to use space. Why fight them to death?"

Without waiting for Emperor Guangxing to ask questions, Hua Manlou said that Xing's head had already started chattering: "They are a group formed by tribes, right? Don't be surprised, they are a group, so don't treat this group of people as a country at all. .Now Tuotuobuhua is a Khan, so he can really convince the crowd as a Khan? Not necessarily? These people have always talked whoever has the biggest fist, so there is no loyalty at all. Just find a few Get in touch with Xu Yiyi from a tribe, what do you think they will do?"

"Are you asking about the benefits? Hey, the people in the grasslands are as poor as they are. What do they lack? They lack everything! Not to mention things like salt and iron, they are all scrambling for coarse linen, just give them some sweetness and promise With great profit, even if they don't dare to blatantly take off and don't take it off at that time, can they hold back?"

"In my opinion, let alone other tribes, even the son of Tuotuobuhua who has received favors may turn against him? My Great Zhao ruled the world with benevolence and filial piety, but I have never heard of Tatars. To rule the world with benevolence and filial piety, there is no such thing as benevolence and filial piety on their side! Let’s say it’s the succession of fathers and sons, these guys even inherit their father’s women, and occasionally there is a precedent for a grandma becoming a daughter-in-law. They are simply beasts... Cough, Anyway..."

Seeing the strange expression on Uncle Zhao's face in front of him, Hua Manlou quickly got back to the topic: "In short, they don't talk about loyalty and filial piety, so why should we be polite? If you want to play a little more exciting, you might as well send someone to contact Tuotuo Don't spend those twenty-five sons... By the way, he has a son, right?"

Emperor Guangxing said blankly: "...Yes, there are three sons."

Hua Manlou chuckled: "Three sons are even better. You see, my heavenly direction is always clear to the heirs, and generally I can't escape the category of 'Establishing a heir but not a concubine, establishing an elder but not a virtuous', right? But do the prairie people have any ideological program? Nothing at all! So you might as well send someone to contact the three unlucky sons of Tuotuobuhua and tell them that Da Zhao will support them to become the next generation of khans, or simply hand over a few letters of credence A generous Khan who divides the existing Tatar land into pieces and gave them to them, do you think they will use their brains?"

Emperor Guangxing couldn't help but gasped when he heard this: "Tweet order?"

Hua Manlou said cheerfully, "That's right, it's the Tweet Order."

What is a Tweet order?

This gameplay was played by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and it can be described as extremely sinister.

After the founding of the Han Dynasty, all kinds of kings were granted. Liu Bang chopped off a group of kings with different surnames, but the princes of the Liu family still spread all over the world-the kings at that time were local emperors who could participate in politics. In the period of Emperor Wen and Emperor Jing It has become a social problem. After Huainan King and Jibei King successively rebelled during Emperor Wu's time, he played such a Tweet Order: After the death of the princes and kings, except for the eldest son inheriting the throne, other children can also divide part of the kingdom The land became a lieutenant and was governed by the county guard.

It's a tweet, but after the king's rights are divided again, can he still be called a king?

The Celestial Dynasty is not a small place like the Wa Kingdom. During the Warring States period of the Wa Kingdom, a country was not as big as a county town in the Celestial Dynasty. Group fights involving more than a hundred people were recorded in the history of national wars. Exaggerated names such as Limao are also included... cough, digressing.

In short, Emperor Wu strengthened the centralization of power by relying on this insidious tweet, so why couldn't Da Zhao use it to tweet Tatar?

After all, the Tatars were still weak when the Taizu slammed the tiles, and they paid tribute to the Great Zhao. Now the Tatars are still a vassal state of the Great Zhao in name, so the Great Zhao bestowed the titles on the sons of Tuotuobuhua Why is there nothing wrong with it...

It has to be said that Emperor Guangxing listened to Huamanlou's bragging with the intention of having fun at the beginning. After all, as a supreme emperor, after gaining the status of being above ten thousand people, what he lost was a lot of fun that ordinary people should have—— You said that among the people around him, who would dare to brag in front of him like this?

But after listening to it, it felt wrong. As soon as the Tweeting Order came out, Emperor Guangxing immediately felt a burst of enlightenment: If this plan is successful, the border of Dazhao will be peaceful for at least ten years!

At this moment, he looked at Hua Manlou who was sitting or not, and his eyes were wrong: What's the matter with this kid?A rotten gambler making firecrackers for a while, and now it's an insidious and insidious scheme. How can this be a dandy?If this is the case for dandyism, those old men in the court should all cut themselves off from the world!

(Are you surprised? I changed again! Please click or something, isn’t it too much?)

28. If you are capable, do you do it yourself?

Hua Manlou didn't know what kind of effect his cheap talk would have, nor what kind of historical changes it would bring about in the future, so at this moment, he just felt delighted.

Since time travel, when has he ever had the opportunity to brag like this?

These days, Si Mou, who has been eating and drinking every day without thinking about how to live well in this feudal dynasty, neither dares to act nor dance, even in front of the well-behaved and heart-piercing little Qin'er, he dare not show off like this ——The previous life didn't have his eloquence, and because he was beaten too much, he was introverted. He was afraid that talking too much would make the little girl feel like a ghost.

Therefore, the chat in front of Emperor Guangxing was really enjoyable, with a great sense of heroism when meeting a confidant, but he didn't notice at all that he was the one who was grinning all the time, and the other party didn't say a few words at all... …

I have to say that people who are good at chatting in the sea are all virtuous, as long as you keep your mouth shut and listen to them, they can treat you as a friend.

But Emperor Guangxing's heart was extremely complicated at this time.

First of all, after the talk of Huamanlou, Emperor Guangxing also felt that the Tatar native chicken tile dog and tile dog were sold first, and it was not enough to cause trouble.

Tuotuobuhua assembled an army of [-] to attack Datong?

Heh, according to the beating nature of the prairie people, the [-] could not be a real number. It is very likely that only [-] people were present, and among the [-], the main force must be less than [-].

why?Hua Manlou was right, people in the prairie don't talk about the country, they only talk about the tribe, there are tribes who are close to each other, but there are more people who just subdue him. How can they take out the bravest fighters?Aren't you afraid of being exterminated if your strength is greatly reduced?

Looking at it this way, Tatar's attack on Datong is like the Eighteenth Route princes attacking Hulao Pass in the past. Just asking for one Lu Bu will make them come here in good spirits, and return in disappointment!

Second, Huamanlou's Tweeting Order can be described as insidious but effective.

Being in the royal family means "governing the world with benevolence and filial piety", and there is a so-called rule of "establishing a son, not a concubine, and establishing a elder, not a virtuous", but there are still few emperors whose eldest sons who are not sons of the dynasties inherit the rule?On the contrary, the crown prince has become a high-risk occupation. There are those who are suspicious of the old emperor, those who have brothers and sisters, and those who die for no reason...

Even the imperial court is like this, let alone a tribe like the Tatars who don't even have a spiritual program?

Emperor Guangxing dared to bet that once the Great Zhao sent his envoys out of the customs and handed over the flimsy letters of credence, even if the three sons who were not flamboyant in the open would not submit, but if they didn't make some trouble in the dark, He chopped off his head... Hua Manlou's head and put it here!

In short, this trick opened a door for Emperor Guangxing that had never been opened before, which made him extremely excited.

Looking back and thinking about the group of people in the court hall, Emperor Guangxing was so angry that he agreed to eat the king's salary to share his worries?The results come out one by one called ideas?The ones who are just a little bit want to fight, the ones who are more cowardly want to make peace, some say they want to give something, some say they want to trade, and there is a not-so-sighted one who wants to make love!

Do you really think that Da Zhao's non-indemnity, non-marriage, non-payment of tribute, and non-professional vassals are all jokes?

On the other hand, Huamanlou is also the salary of the king of food... Oh no, theoretically Huamanlou has not yet received his salary, but in a trance, not only has he improved the combat power of the Shenji Battalion, but he has also made such a great contribution...

Why does this baby look more and more pleasing to the eye?

After the surprise, Emperor Guangxing couldn't help being a little sad. He is very jealous of Uncle Huai'an: they are all fathers, and they all claim to be unable to teach their sons well, but your son has suddenly become so good. How can you embarrass me?

Could it be that beating a child is really effective?I don't want to be able to beat the whole building, even if I look a little bit, otherwise, where will I put my face?

In short, it has been decided, regardless of whether it is effective or not, I will smoke the prince first when I get home!

Seeing Emperor Guangxing's complexion change from sunny to cloudy, Hua Manlou suddenly became a little apprehensive: This Uncle Zhao is a friend of Daddy Cheap, so he won't tell Daddy what he said today, right?It was just now that I was excited, and it seemed that I slandered the old man Taizu. This matter...

And just now, I seemed to have said something incredible with my bad mouth?

The more Hua Manlou thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong, he coughed dryly and said, "Well, actually... In fact, Tatar is... not so easy to deal with, is it..."

Emperor Guangxing came back to his senses, and couldn't help being stunned when he heard his words. Then he realized that Hua Manlou seemed to be scared, so he asked with a half-smile, "Oh? Why?"

Regarding his sudden fearful reaction, Emperor Guangxing understood and was very satisfied.

Understanding is what Emperor Guangxing thinks he understands: a child who has been beaten up suddenly exposes his true nature to a stranger who claims to be his father's friend, can he not be afraid?

Satisfaction is probably because Emperor Guangxing felt that young people should be a little in awe, too much arrogance or even conceit would be bad.

Hua Manlou didn't know that his evaluation in the emperor's heart had become higher instead. Hearing Emperor Guangxing's question, he couldn't help but said awkwardly: "Because... because of that, the Tatar cavalry...are fierce, right? All the people are soldiers..."

Emperor Guangxing couldn't help laughing: "Oh? The same is true for the Xiongnu, but Wei Qing and Huo Qubing still took the Hetao, sealed the wolves to live in Xuxu, and took the Hexi Corridor to open the Silk Road, right? So you mean, my Dazhao army is unbearable. All of them are useless, and the generals are almost all of them are just wine bags and rice bags?"

Hua Manlou was so blocked that he coughed, and his face turned dark immediately: Do you talk about martial arts?Did I say that?If this word gets out, do you still want me to live?

After joking, Emperor Guangxing himself couldn't help sighing: "Actually, this is not wrong. In fact, the Guards Army is really a vulnerable waste."

Hua Manlou looked at Emperor Guangxing suspiciously: What kind of game is this?Want to talk to me again?

Emperor Guangxing ignored him, and said to himself: "Military farms, um, to put it bluntly, raising soldiers does not consume national wealth, but in fact they raise a group of wine bags and rice bags. It is a joke to point them to war! If this group of people is useful , Zhen... It can be said that God has pity on the ancestors for their virtues! If it weren't for them, how could there be the trouble of great harmony today?"

Hua Manlou pouted: "Uncle Zhao, as an official of the Ministry of Industry, is it appropriate for you to worry about these things?"

Emperor Guangxing gave him a blank look: "Everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world, so why is it none of my business? You are a young man who is always thinking about ways to strengthen the army and strengthen the country. I...as an important minister of the country, how could I Can you do nothing?"

Hua Manlou couldn't help but sneered: "You are right, so what have you done for the country?"

Emperor Guangxing couldn't help but hesitate: What have I done for the country?The whole world's government orders are all in my hands, and this Zhuzi actually asked me what I did for the country?

But after thinking about it, Emperor Guangxing really couldn't say anything about the actual affairs...

Hua Manlou was still talking nonsense: "The so-called unity of knowledge and action, action is the beginning of knowledge, and knowledge is the completion of action. Uncle, what are you worrying about the war between the country and the dynasty? If you are capable, you can do it yourself?"

(Some people are asleep, but some people are already awake, and some people are not asleep yet...)

29. Displeased

Emperor Guangxing left, and when he left, he was out of his mind and in a trance.

It has to be said that if it is compared with allusions, classics and history, any scholar can knock out the scum of modern people.But if you talk about talking about guns and debates from tricky angles, the villager Zhuge who fought against Confucianism in the Three Kingdoms period will have to weigh it in modern times.

Do not believe?

There is a long Fu as evidence:

Heaven did not give birth to me as a keyboard warrior, my spray path is like a long night, come on!