I don't have a system, I build a monkey moderator, God wears the heavens

Pushing the door open, Xiao Ming said hello to the boss, ordered a special breakfast, and after finishing the signal, he was taken to a private room.

It should be said that he really deserves to be a food hunter. His mental ability is a restaurant, and the meals he makes are indeed much better than ordinary chefs.

The single room is a disguised elevator that goes all the way down until the 100th floor underground.

This place is already hundreds of meters underground, the elevator door opens, and there is a spacious space outside.

Hundreds of people were scattered around, standing or sitting, seemingly in a daze or chatting, but in fact they were keeping their eyes on other people and the elevator entrance at the same time.

"Tch, here comes another brat, there are so many kid this year."

"Wouldn't it be nice to have a better chance of winning."

Seeing Xiao Ming walk out of the elevator, some people started whispering.

Xiao Ming ignored them, but glanced at the whole space, and then his eyes lit up, "The combination of the hedgehog-headed kid, the blond boy, and the man in the suit should be the protagonist trio, right?" '

Not far in front of him, three recognizable people stood there, chatting with a short, fat man.

'These three people have not been affected, if the plot has not changed, Qi Ya should also come, right? After seeing the three of them, Xiao Ming began to look for Qi Ya.

Then, behind a strong man, he found the iconic short silver hair.

Just as he was about to say hello, a short, strange-looking creature approached.

"This is for you, please wear it on your chest, don't lose it." Seeing Xiao Ming, the strange creature paused for a moment, then handed him a circular number plate.

"Okay, thank you." Xiao Ming took it and looked at it. It was number 406, and he stuck it on his clothes casually, then stared at the creature in front of him in surprise.

The strange creature was only over one meter tall, wearing a decent small suit, with a head like an oversized pea, and its whole body was slightly transparent green. If Xiao Ming were to describe it, it would be a humanoid slime with a nose, eyes, hands and feet .

This is the guy known as the Bean Noodle Man.

Dou Mian was stared at uncomfortably, "Well, is there anything else I can help you with?"

Xiao Ming didn't speak, and directly reached out to touch its bald head.

Slightly soft and bouncy in hand, with a smooth feel.

He pulled at that face again, and pulled the face of the bean-faced man into an exaggerated range.

The whole looks like a kind of glue, with excellent toughness and great hand feeling...

"This...candidate, please don't do such...disrespectful things, or you will be disqualified..."

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After being teased in Xiao Ming's hands for a long time, he finally broke free from his clutches and fled away quickly.

It really can't handle bear kids or something.

Xiao Ming felt a little regretful, it was the first time he had seen this strange creature, and he ran away before he studied it.

What makes him even more regretful is that this is actually a male, if it is a female...

Xiao Ming thought of the Monster Girl series he had seen before, and secretly swallowed.

By the way, is there such a creature in Hunter World?

"Hey, boy over there, you're new too, come over and have a chat!" A voice brought the imaginary Xiao Ming back to reality.

Xiao Ming looked towards the voice, and the one who made the voice was Chubby, who was chatting with the protagonist trio.

He's waving his hand this way.

Xiao Ming suppressed the unhappiness in his heart and walked over.

What's the name of this chunky bastard?

Winter melon?Kiba?Or poof?

"How are you, Xiaojie, Kurapika, Leorio, and... er, Bucky?" Xiao Ming approached and greeted several people one by one.

"My name is Dongba, Dongba, remember it clearly for me, children nowadays are really rude." Dongba got angry when he heard that only his name was called wrong, and then left angrily.

But when he turned around, the angry expression on his face disappeared instantly.

I can call him by his name, even though he is wrong, but the other party must know him, so there is no need to stay any longer.

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Moreover, he always felt as if he had seen Xiao Ming somewhere.

The name of the rookie killer is not called for nothing, at least the judgment of the form is good.

He wanted to leave, but Xiao Ming didn't want to just let him go.

In order not to deceive newcomers, Xiao Ming decided to teach him a profound lesson.

Glancing at the drinks in the hands of Xiaojie and the others, Xiao Ming made up his mind and quickly waved at Dongba when he turned around.

"Hi, I'm Xiaojie, what's your name." Xiao Ming, whom Xiaojie knew very well, greeted, "By the way, how do you know our names?"

The other two didn't speak, but looked at Xiao Ming warily, waiting for his answer.

"My name is Xiao Ming." Xiao Ming replied, and then asked with a little surprise, "Didn't you investigate the information before taking the hunter exam? The information of candidates who have arrived at the official venue has actually been announced in real time on the Hunter Association It’s on the website, but the location is relatively hidden.”

Xiao Ming took out his mobile phone and showed them.

The above is the official website of the Hunter Association. There is a strange symbolic pattern on the registration page of the 287th Exam. Click on it and jump to a new page, which contains brief introductions such as photos and names of candidates who have successfully arrived at the examination room.

"So that's how it is..." Kurapika, who was blond, beautiful, and dressed in ethnic costumes, looked at Xiao Ming's phone, rubbed his chin and thought, "It turns out that the Association has given us all kinds of clues, but we didn't pay attention. arrive."

"Don't worry about it, just looking for the guy's information, I always feel that there is something wrong with him, his enthusiasm is a bit too much, and it is unnatural to leave suddenly when you call our name." Hedgehog hair, uncle face , Leorio in a suit also came over.

Dongba's behavior before and after was really a little unnatural, even the carefree Leorie noticed something was wrong.

"No need to check, I know that guy, he is a rookie killer, he is a vicious guy who specializes in attacking newcomers like us and playing with newcomers for fun, and pouring laxatives into fruit juice is his specialty." Xiao Ming said casually.

When several people heard this, they quickly threw away the drinks in their hands.

At this moment, there was a commotion not far away, and then a stench gradually filled the entire space.

Xiao Ming's method worked.

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Chapter 49 Chapter 46 A very strong chapter...

The location of the commotion was about ten meters away from Xiao Ming and the others in a straight line, and there were many people in the middle, which blocked the line of sight, but the smell still passed.

Because this space is closed at this time, and the air circulation is not very good, so in less than a minute, all the candidates rioted and noticed the source.

In the empty central area, Dongba was kneeling on the ground, covering his mouth and nose with one hand, and his buttocks with the other, but he couldn't stop the filth from flowing out.

Literally, shit.

All the candidates around stayed away from here and formed a big circle, covering their mouths and noses as much as possible to block the bad smell, while admiring this miraculous scene.

Thick buttocks are very common, and it is also possible to spray shit from the mouth and nose, but who has seen ears, eyes, belly buttons, and pores all come out?

And it can't stop, it seems to be endless.

What is the rationale for this?

This is the question in everyone's mind.

If Xiao Ming knew what they were thinking, he would definitely tell them that this is the ability to read, it is so amazing.

In fact, Xiao Ming also wanted to know the reason.

But reading this thing is sometimes so unreasonable that even he, the user, can't understand it.

This trick was developed by Xiao Ming on a whim when he was training his anti-drug ability.

Originally it was just an ordinary laxative of the manifestation system, but after Xiao Ming added some weird ideas and restrictions into it, it became so domineering.

Because it was done casually, Xiao Ming didn't even give the name of this trick. He didn't expect that it would be used one day, and he used it twice on the same person.

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How about the incredible laxative?

At this time, Dongba had already sprayed to the point of collapse, and his body like a wax gourd began to become thinner. In a trance, he finally remembered that he had met Xiao Ming before.

At the same time, he finally remembered the memory that was sealed by himself.

This is not the first time he has experienced this familiar scene. He actually experienced it once three years ago, but Xiao Ming was still a little kid at that time, and compared with now, the change is quite big, and that experience was too painful. When he woke up, his brain automatically blocked that memory.

It was another experience that reminded him.

But it's too late.

Dongba blissfully lost consciousness in pain.

"Ding Ling Ling Ling~..." At this moment, a sound like an alarm bell sounded.

A wall of the enclosed space rose up amidst the rumbling sound, revealing a passage leading to nowhere.

In the passage, a figure stood there, holding a bouncing novelty alarm in his hand.

A well-dressed suit, a gentleman's hairstyle, and a unique mustache, as if he has no mouth.

This man was Sats.

"Everyone..." Sa Ci was about to speak, when a strong smell rushed over, forcing him to stop.

He took out a handkerchief and covered his mouth and nose, "It seems that some accidents happened here, but it just so happens that everyone should know the difficulty of this exam. Accidents, serious injuries, and deaths often happen during the exam. Anyone who wants to exit can leave from the elevator behind him."

Sa Ci glanced at the candidates, and when they saw Xiao Ming's figure, the two nodded to each other imperceptibly.

Then, seeing that no one quit, Saci briefly introduced the rules of the first exam, then walked with strange steps, turned around and walked deep into the rear passage in an unhuman posture.

The first exam officially started.

This may seem like a simple endurance marathon, but various hidden tests have been mixed in it.

Wisdom, physical strength, will, intelligence gathering ability, these are the purposes of the first exam.

Saci's seemingly strange actions are also a kind of misleading, used to test the intelligence analysis ability and judgment of these people.

It can be said that the hunter exam is far more complicated than what you see. Only those with strong comprehensive abilities or those who are extremely outstanding in certain aspects can pass the various tests.

More than 400 examinees followed behind Saci, walking aimlessly in the dark passage, and the speed was getting faster and faster.

Xiao Ming and Xiaojie ran at the back of the team.

Compared with the three of them running forward, Xiao Ming was much more relaxed.

On his feet, he had already put on a pair of roller skates at some point.

The roller skating moves forward automatically, and there is no need for Xiao Ming to move at all, as long as he keeps his balance.

Xiao Ming's relaxation caused the impulsive Leo Li to yell, "Hey, Xiao Ming, you are cheating, come down quickly, don't be disqualified if the examiner finds out."

Although he has an impulsive personality, he has a good heart. Even though he just met him, he was still worried about Xiao Ming's behavior.

It may also be that Xiao Ming's charm of biological mastery played a role.

Of course, there must be some imbalance in Leorio's heart.

"The examiner didn't say that you can't use transportation." Xiao Ming put his hands in his pockets leisurely.

He couldn't be more clear about the rules.

"That's right, uncle, the examiner just said to keep up with him so that he doesn't fall behind." Qi Ya with silver-white fluffy hair came up to him while skating on his skateboard and interjected.

"Damn it, another cheater appeared!" Leorio turned his head to look at Qi Ya, and yelled, "And I'm not an uncle, I'm only 19 years old, 19 years old, a boy with the same flower."

Hehe, yellow flowers yesterday...

"Cheat!" His words made everyone who heard them look surprised.

Several passing candidates also looked at Leorio in shock from time to time, causing him to become furious again.

Is it still his fault for growing older?