"The appearance of the emperor is really embarrassing, I must teach it myself!"
"..."
After listening, don't turn your head to show a helpless look.
What a troublesome emperor.
You can't hit the emperor, you dare not to curse, and you're afraid of melting if you keep it in your mouth. Just like this, you still want to preach to the child who kisses his daughter more than his own daughter?
However, the most amazing thing is that the other party seems to have succeeded in educating Dibao as an elder in the end, which is a medical miracle.
Although the result is that the emperor's own heart feels bad and he is dying.
(Forget it, let’s comfort her a little...)
Rudolph symbolizes that he likes cold jokes. Although Qi Zao is not good at these, and he can't bear the embarrassing chatter that the emperor usually makes, but it's better to indulge the other party a little at this time.
As for the jokes that can be used in this scene...
Qi Chuo thought about it, and soon came up with a similar format.
Under the influence of her ears and eyes, she also learned a lot of awkward chatting basics from the emperor.
"Let me tell you something interesting to relax."
Qi trough said to the emperor.
"Interesting stuff?"
Rudolph was puzzled, so he listened to the woman beside him.
"Hmph, as the 'chairman', you go to the stage 'meeting venue' to have a 'meeting' with the emperor..."
oh~
After the gas groove finished speaking, he only felt goosebumps all over his body, and he became dizzy for an instant.
Too cold, too boring and awkward.
This kind of thing that ordinary people can't find a laughing point really doesn't know why Rudolph symbolizes this set, and he often says it in daily life, making the atmosphere of chatting instantly drop to freezing point, people don't know how to accept it on topic.
So, how effective is this cold joke of sacrificing one's own brain cells and major trauma?
The empress just looked at the emperor like this.
However very unexpected.
At this moment, the latter, instead of being amused by the inexplicable jokes on the topic, the emperor frowned deeply, propping his chin with the back of his index finger with one hand, and said confused words to the air tank.
"Air tank..."
"Yes, what's the matter?"
"Did you just tell a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, it's cold..."
"..."
? ? ? ? ?
The atmosphere was suddenly silent.
But it seemed that it was not appropriate for him to say such words, so the emperor immediately added a sentence.
"I'm sorry, you suddenly said such an unclear sentence, which made my thoughts a little stuck."
"unclear meaning?!"
The air tank revealed an unbelievable gaze.
How can such a thing happen?
me……
I was actually cold by the emperor who was desperate and had no joke factor in what he said! ?
"—"
The air tank showed a shocked expression of being impacted by the meteorite at the end of the century, and took a few steps back again and again.
I was actually denied by mere Rudolph.
To put it bluntly, she and the two of them are not material for telling cold jokes at all.
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PS: The update will be stopped tomorrow, and the manuscript for the winner's stage will be released the day after tomorrow.
Chapter 35 Winner's Stage
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The sky is darkening, which means that the day is coming to the end.
The rain is getting heavier and heavier. Although it is not a problem to forcefully leave the racetrack, but the troublesome heavy rain makes most people seem to prefer to stay at the venue and wait for the rain to pass. Wet is not a good experience after all.
What's more, the guy who can come to the arena to watch the horse race, at least today, should have more than enough leisure.
As a result, a large number of people poured into the setting venue of the winner's stage. Some people had this intention in the first place, while others used it to pass the time of the heavy rain.
But in any case, the rain did increase the flow of people that should have passed away, and the people entered the venue step by step under the leadership of the staff.
Then—let’s talk about the most eye-catching performance project at present.
At present, the winner's stage with the most attention is undoubtedly the battle royale horse girl Lingyi who defeated the emperor of the East China Sea and counterattacked to the first place with [-] popularity.
The strong can always attract the eyes of others.
What kind of scene will the performance of the horse race girl who can defeat the emperor be like?
People think, think, and at the same time, look forward to it.
What kind of unexpected surprises can Thunder of the Rain Screen bring to you?
Time passed quietly like this, and arrived at the moment of the performance bit by bit——
Tick tock, the rain kept falling.
……
The emperor of the East China Sea looked around at the scene in the venue.
She was not in the auditorium at the moment, but leaned against the wall and stood, dried her damp hair, put on a college uniform and tied her loose long hair with a silk ribbon, just like that. in the corner.
It was her heart to admit defeat, and she succumbed to the embarrassing status quo for a while.
But the legs and feet can still move, and there is still a fire in my heart that has not been extinguished.
She will continue to challenge, the so-called end, until the thunder of the catastrophe is broken, she will rise up countless times.
What cannot be forgiven is the self that accepts nothing as it is.
The emperor of the East China Sea will continue to advance on the road of the horse race girl.
Now, let's temporarily give up the winner's stage to Ling Yi.
I have adjusted my mentality, and I am no longer negative and self-pitying.
"As the horse race girl who defeated the emperor, if the winner's stage in zero clothes is rotten, I will never spare her!"
The girl pulled her fist a little angrily. Although the possibility of this kind of thing is very small, when the Emperor of the East China Sea thought of those seniors who were too godly in his team, he felt that such an accident was not impossible.
you do not say--
For example, staring at the sky on the stage in a daze, and throwing shame at the well-known general of the whole country, because he didn't know how to dance normally, he turned over on the stage and turned around on the stage.
Who knows what kind of performance Ling Yi will perform?
Since the emperor has never seen him in the Central Academy, Lingyi must have come from an unknown small place. Thinking about the past history of horse racing in those places, it seems that the debut of Xiao Limao was in front of everyone. Dancing the folk dance of hometown?
Specifically, she twisted and twisted on the stage like Aunt Square.
Thinking in his mind that Ling Yi might subvert the image of a strong man and appear awkward, the Emperor of the East China Sea felt a little headache.
(Don’t do that kind of thing——)
If there is such a winner's stage, I definitely can't bear to lose to Ling Yi of this level and be ashamed to death!
In order to maintain the little dignity left, the emperor of the East China Sea expects, it should be said, that Ling Yi must have a decent performance.
Then the girl looked around distractedly at the increasingly crowded environment.
The venue at this moment seemed very narrow.
The seats neatly lined up side by side were filled with ten to ten people. It can be said that the sea of people couldn't get through. When the emperor was distracted to observe for the second time, there were many adults and children leaning on the corner standing around her.
A distinct din could be heard.
"I want to go to the front row to watch Miss Lingyi's performance——"
The emperor of the East China Sea seemed to see a little girl with short black hair crying and wanted to go forward, while another girl with long hair who looked like a big lady grabbed her arm to prevent her from running around.
Both of them are race horse girls, immature children, it is obviously impossible to walk around in this venue with such a small appearance, and they are so petite that they are stuck by adults and cannot go to the front.
"Has Ling Yi already fallen in love with such a young child?"
so good.
The emperor of the East China Sea pouted, and turned his eyes melancholy, and stopped looking at the two horse race girls.
If I win, what will happen if I win? I really envy that guy.
Every day she imagines the beginning of the legend of the emperor, but now the girl can no longer imagine her own future.
Time just passed by in the rush of people——
Tick tock.
……
Finally, let’s talk about the audience.
People are having fun.
Now that I have decided to listen to the stage performance, it is natural to brew the aesthetic sense of music now. More or less, I can see the familiar titles of pop music from the mobile devices in the hands of those guys carrying headphones.
The emperor of the East China Sea couldn't help but lose his mind, thinking about what song Lingyi would sing?
"I wish she could sing 'winning the soul'."
This is the song sung by the horse girl who won the Satsuki Award in the game. It is also the song sung by the anime Emperor of the Middle East after he successfully challenged the Japanese Derby. Only the racehorse girls of Dream of the Crown are allowed to sing the melody.
In reality, the emperor of the East China Sea himself also likes this song very much.
She loves the melody of chasing the wind of fate with her fervent desire to become an undefeated Triple Crown.
If Lingyi chooses this very famous song for his debut match, then the emperor can basically decide that the opponent's next goal will undoubtedly be the same as his own goal to challenge the honor of the classic triple crown.
Although the emperor failed this time, she will get [-]% back at Lingyi when she was at Satsuki...no, the Yayoi who was preparing for the battle before that!
And the repertoire chosen for the debut battle can basically tell the temperament and ultimate goal of a horse racing girl.
It can be said to be a song that resounds through the soul of the self.
Except for some embarrassing things, this may be the second most shining moment in the winner's stage after the retirement battle, and he must not slack off to prove himself.
……
The immersive venue, the noisy flow of people, and the girl's cranky heart seem to make the emperor of the East China Sea himself more and more looking forward to Ling Yi's appearance due to the influence of the atmosphere.
What I staggered, I looked forward to that glorious moment.
If she makes a fool of herself, I will never spare her!
And then, suddenly, a sharp electronic sound pierced through the entire winner's stage room.
buzzing.
The stage suddenly went dark as if the power supply was lost.
"—"
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