Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

A musical instrument that does not belong to the continent of Teyvat.

Although it is from outside the world, it is not harmful.

Asmodeus stroked his chin, thinking he could give it a try.

Hang the ambient lights on the pillars on both sides, and put the disc player on the stone table.

Then, Asmodeus put the pink earphones in the shape of cat ears on his head. Immediately, Asmodeus' demeanor changed from noble and mysterious to cute.

If Uncle Xu Hao were here right now, he would definitely have a nosebleed.

This DJing kit comes with a sheet music, the name is "Paradise DJing" 0 Asmodeus learned it instantly, and then started DJing.

Ding, ding ding, ding ding ding ding ding...

Ding ding ding dong, ding ding ding...

At this moment, Asmodeus turned into Jesus immersed in the music.

A heart that has been silent for an unknown number of years is gradually rejuvenated in the music.

...(V)o...

A day later, Xu Hao and Yingmei, Paimeng, also returned to Liyue Port.

Xian Dianyi will be invited the day after tomorrow, and the two of them don't plan to leave Liyue anymore. No matter what other matters, we will wait until after Xian Dianyi is invited.

Went to the General Affairs Department to get the reward Ye Lan had agreed upon, and received the money, but learned that Ye Lan was robbed on the way back from escorting her.

The advance team of fools escorted by Yelan was rescued, and all members of the treasure robbery group were killed.

Well, Ye Lan must have been pissed off by this wave.

Don't think too much about those who rob people, it must be the fools in Liyue's other troops.

From the story of Qunyu Pavilion's battle against the vortex demon Oser and being interfered by a large group of fools and vanguards, it can be seen that Dada Duck has mobilized a large number of people in the Liyue Realm.

…0 asking for flowers…

These manpower should have been used in the invitation ceremony.

Who would have thought that Grandpa Zhongli would stage a fake death scene in order to retire.

Liyue Qixing suspects Dada Ya, the executive officer of the fools.

Dada Ya suspects that Liyue Qixing is trying to seek power and usurp the throne.

Coming out of the general affairs room, Xu Hao, Yingmei, and Paimeng were planning to discuss the matter of eating. Coincidentally, they saw Dada Ya and Zhongli walking to the door of Xinyuexuan.

Oh, isn't this a big meal delivered to your door?

"Hey, isn't this Dada Duck? You agreed to invite me to dinner in the live broadcast room. You probably haven't forgotten?"

Xu Hao called Dada Ya to stop, and Paimeng and Ying walked over.

Dada Duck's expression was a little twitching: "It's you two, that just so happens, I invite Mr. Zhongli to dinner, let's go together."

Dada Duck was actually very reluctant in his heart, after all, Xu Hao was persecuting him in various ways in the live broadcast room.

Calling him Dada Duck again, and frequently posting his emojis, it's just hateful.

Didn't I just fight with you once, as for being so stingy?

Grandpa Zhongli still looked like an expert: "Well, together, that's fine."

Dada Duck sighed inwardly, originally he had hoped that the old man Zhongli would refuse, so forget it, please just ask, anyway, he is a dignified and foolish executive, and he is not short of money.

It is also a good thing to be able to draw in the relationship with these two outsiders.

Especially this Paimon, the more he looked at it, the more mysterious he felt.

No one in the entire Executive Fools knew what species she was.

Even Her Majesty the Queen couldn't tell.

Therefore, Dada Duck has reason to suspect that Paimeng will really pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger just like in the second creation video.

Being able to build relationships by treating guests to dinner is definitely a job that can make money without losing money.

Ying actually didn't really want to have dinner with foolish executives like Dada Duck, after all, Wendy gave Rosalind her heart.

But for the sake of giving him a wink, this meal is just right, let's see what purpose this foolish executive has for mixing with Zhong Li, a guy who looks like a fairy.

Chapter 150 Zhongli: I don't know where the old man is

In the luxurious private room of Xinyuexuan, Xu Hao, Yingmei, Grandpa Zhongli, and Dada Ya sat down.

Paimon you ask?

Except when she was sleeping, she was floating all the time.

Also, sitting on a chair doesn't reach the table.

Dada Duck has always been a reservation table, and the dishes are served within a few minutes after a few people sit down.

The executives of fools treat guests to dinner, which naturally has to be the highest gear.

Moreover, Dada Duck still suspects that Grandpa Zhongli is a fairy, and wants to get more information from Grandpa Zhongli that he wants to know.

For example, the Bai Wu Taboo talisman that is being studied recently.

Although the research is almost finished, it would be great to be able to get some more powerful things.

It's just a pity that he couldn't open his mouth because there were three more foodies.

Grandpa Zhongli naturally knew the intentions of "June [-]th" Dada Duck. He said all the things about Bai Wu Taboo before.

After all, it's part of retirement planning.

It doesn't matter if you tell him a little more.

Anyway, he is just a fool tool man, with a little strength, but not a very good brain.

Seeing Dada Ya's shriveled look pretending not to care, Xu Hao felt amused.

After the main story of Liyue, only Dada Ya is a clown.

Yingmei, Paimeng and Grandpa Zhongli got in touch with each other and guessed his real identity.

As for Dada Duck, he kept inviting Mr. Zhongli to dinner and bought him various things.

But he just didn't guess that the heart of God he wanted was in this person.

To be cheated by the old man Zhongli, and by a colleague like Rosalin, he is alive and well.

He didn't need his pumpkin brain to think too hard.

Morax, valkyrie!

The oldest and most unfathomable existence among the Seven Gods!

What ability does Liyue Qixing have to seek power and usurp the throne?

Even if a fairy came to Liyue Port to make a fuss, the Liyue Seven Stars couldn't stand it.

Ningguang couldn't smash the Qunyu Pavilion in Liyue Harbor.

"Oh, I will invite Xian Dianyi the day after tomorrow. I heard that Lord Yan is a dragon."

"What a coincidence, in our hometown, the dragon is our national totem."

"It's a pity that we can't see the gods in our hometown. Going to Tivat has satisfied my wish to meet the gods."

"Zimund met Fengshen, and the day after tomorrow I have the opportunity to meet Yanshen. If I have the opportunity to go back someday, this is the capital to brag about."

Xu Hao suddenly opened the topic.

Grandpa Zhongli drank wine and said calmly: "Really? That's really a coincidence." Lord Yan will show up once a year, and Dao's wife is also directly governed by Thunder God. I want to see him in Tivat God is not difficult. "

That's what Grandpa Zhongli said, but what he's thinking in his heart is that you will never see the rock god in the form of a dragon again.

To feign death, or to feign death.

The Liyue people's ability and awareness to deal with the crisis must be tested.

Dada Duck answered: "Hahaha, I also really want to see this rock god himself." The oldest of the seven gods, with the name of this god of war, led the people of Liyue to kill a bloody road in the war of demon gods. Just thinking about it makes my blood boil."

Dada Duck said, with fighting intent in his eyes.

Damn, he really has the idea of ​​fighting Yanshen, not just talking nonsense.

"Looking at you like this, is it possible that you still want to challenge the Emperor of the Rock? Are you afraid that your head is broken?"

Paimon spread his hands and said, with an expression of looking foolish.

Whether you can beat my sister-in-law is unknown, and you still want to challenge the gods.

Yaya, I'm afraid you don't know how the word "dead" is written.

Are all the executive officers of the fools so courageous?

Yingmei also felt that Dada Duck was a little arrogant: "That kind of behavior is not called a challenge, it's called suicide."

It can be known from Liyue's prosperity and various legends about Yan Wang Dijun.

This great god is not Wendy's kind of weak chicken who has lost his divine power and has his heart ripped out by a sneak attack.

I heard that Daozuma challenged Thor, and none of them survived.

How arrogant is this Dada Duck, wanting to challenge the Rock God.

Xu Hao said with a smile: "Dada Duck is a warrior. He was naturally warlike. To die under the hands of a god is not a worthwhile life."

"Maybe it can leave a mark in the history of Liyue and become people's after-dinner pastime. 0"

Dada Duck coughed a few times in embarrassment, saying that he might indeed be a little arrogant.

I was really crazy before, but when I think about it, it seems to be really... a terrible idea.

But there is no way, Yanshen only appears once a year when he invites Xian Dianyi.

Please, if Xian Dianyi can't do anything, he can only release the whirlpool demon god Oser after the completion of the research on the Bai Wu Taboo talisman.

Dada Duck asked the old man Zhongli again: "Mr. Zhongli must be a fairy, I wonder if you can introduce him to Lord Yan. I, a foreign envoy, have something to do with him."

Grandpa Zhongli shook his head: "Dijun is an old man who never sees the end. Our ancestors usually can't contact him. He will only contact us when he has something to do."

Well, Mr. Zhongli is just talking nonsense with his eyes open.

Xu Hao held back his laughter, but was noticed by his mother: "Xu Hao, what are you laughing at?"

Xu Hao eased his expression: "I'm thinking about happy things."

Paimon interjected at this time: "I know, according to the second creation, I have to ask at this time, what is the happy thing?"

Xu Hao also said cooperatively: "I have several wives."

Paimon didn't know how to continue the conversation.

Ying also gave Xu Hao a disdainful kitten.

Grandpa Zhongli smiled slightly and said, "Mr. Xu Hao is always lucky. Our Liyue's Yuhengxing Keqing, the Southern Cross 2.2 Fleet's Big Dipper, Mond's acting head of the West Wind Knights, and several knights, all Closely related to you."

Xu Hao showed a proud smile.

"Uh, it's quite..."

Dada Duck suddenly realized that he couldn't seem to get in any words.

Because he is single.

In fact, he has many suitors in Zhidong, especially among the fools. He is the executive officer of the highest power class anyway, and he is also the youngest and handsome one.

It would be strange if there were no suitors.

It's a pity that Dada Duck is a martial idiot, only getting stronger and fighting in his mind.

I have no idea about falling in love, getting married, and having children.

Really, women only affect the speed of my knife.

Chapter 150 Six: The Date of Beidou and Ningguang 2

After a meal, it is a feast for the host and guest.