I'm just sorry for plagiarism

I'm sorry if I can only plagiarize

In his previous life, Li Xia was a young man with a touch of elegance.

In this life of being reborn as a girl, I still like to extract those little sentences with unclear meanings

For example, "What is loneliness?" "Breezy, bright sun, no smile" "Can you be more specific?" "Left hug, right hug, no lust" "Can you be more specific?" "Not you."

Bisheng is such a thing that is half-understood, in this culturally poor...

Chapter 2 1, Beginning of Summer

Summer of 2004.

The sun is like a huge furnace, roasting the whole city. In the hottest months, the leaves on the roadside are curled up and limply drooping on the side of the road.

Where people pass by, the cicadas' singing will always subside in an instant. After the idler passes by, the cicadas' singing will gradually become too loud until it makes people irritated.

Li Xia looked at the air conditioner at home that had stopped working, and suddenly felt that he was fine.

Right now, he was about to take out an ice cream from the refrigerator to eat, but the door over there had already been pushed open.

"Daughter, daughter!" The father outside the door was excitedly holding a pile of gift boxes and ran in. As soon as he entered the door and saw his daughter sitting on the sofa in a daze, the father suddenly smiled.

"Look what I bought you? All dresses! What's your favorite?"

When Li Xia saw the pile of brightly colored little skirts, his complexion immediately became stinky.

"What do you mean I like it? When did I like these things?" Li Xia twitched the corners of his mouth, his small face was indescribably weird, "Old Xia, don't you just pretend to be the master all the time, okay?" it is good?"

The old man touched his chin as soon as he heard it: "You don't like these styles, then I'll pick them out again."

Li Xia felt dizzy when he heard it: "How can this be a question of style?"

"What's the problem?"

As soon as Li Xia asked this question, his face turned pale, and he stood up so loud that he was about to ride on his father's face: "I didn't say that, Lao Xia, I told you countless times, right? , don’t take my words as wind in your ears every time, okay? I’m embarrassed by your appearance, okay, let me tell you the truth, actually, I..."

Speaking of this, his whole face turned red from holding back, his expression was unusually weird, but he couldn't continue.

Lao Xia smiled cheerfully: "You insist on saying that you are a man, or that you were born again, how do you want me to believe it? At least, you have to show some evidence, right?"

Li Xia was a little speechless: "Then I can't... take out that and show it to you?"

"Where is that?" Dad blinked, with a disrespectful expression on his face, "Is it an ID card?"

However, Li Xia was suddenly discouraged. She knew that children under the age of [-] would not be able to get their ID cards, but even if she was asked to show her ID card, it would be of no use, because... the information on the ID card would also be Tell yourself clearly and honestly that she is a girl.

"But, I'm really not a woman." Li Xia muttered, and said something very uncomfortable.

That's right, she was reborn, from an old man in her 30s to a young girl in the blink of an eye, the changes in between are too unacceptable, right?

"Anyway, don't keep tempting me to wear skirts!" Li Xia slandered rather depressedly, "What kind of father is this... Why don't you force your son to wear skirts because you don't respect me?"

After finishing speaking, he ignored him, threw the pile of skirts aside, found a bag of Pizza Hut pizza from the refrigerator next to him, and ate it deliciously.

"Don't tell me." The old man felt a little emotional when he saw it: "You said that such a little-known shop will invest money in such and such an animation in the future, and it will immediately skyrocket and even occupy half of the fast food market. ...Why am I so unbelievable about this?"

When Li Xia heard this, he rolled his eyes disapprovingly, "There are still many things you don't believe."

"What else could it be? Stranger than the fact that you turned into a woman inexplicably? You tell me, and I'll guess the truth for you." The old man suddenly became interested.

Li Xia thought about it, but it was really too late to think of anything.

If you want to talk about those distant things, Li Xia will tell his father now, he will not believe it, if you want to talk about those near things, even if you tell him now, his father can still use such words as being well-informed Get fooled.

After much deliberation, he finally glanced at the calendar and smiled gloatingly.

"What are you laughing at?" The old man felt a little strange when he noticed this weird smile.

"It's nothing." Li Xia looked at his father as if he was enjoying the show, "According to today's day in history, in a few minutes, the place where you secretly hide your private money will be discovered by your mother."

"Don't talk nonsense, what private money." After saying that, but the old man seemed to remember something all of a sudden, and his old face turned pale immediately.

In the end, before he had time to refute anything, his mother's angry roar downstairs had passed through several compartments and spread into the room.

"Lao Xia, come out and tell me! What's in your socks! What the hell are you putting in!?"

Chapter 3, 2, the best solution

That's right, Lixia was reborn.

It was just such a 40-year-old man who, on a certain day, was reborn as a little girl who had just entered junior high school.

This kind of thing, whoever put it on, would think it's pretty fucked, right?

However, Li Xia still has her memories and experiences of the next 30 years with her, so when she pointing to a pair of PHS hanging around her waist in the street, she tells her father that it will be less than three years away When she disappeared, Lao Xia looked at her expression as if she was watching a ghost.

"There shouldn't be rice sticking to my face." Li Xia looked at his father's shocked expression, and twitched the corners of his mouth.

But the old man came back to his senses all of a sudden, and first smoked a cigarette.

Then he patted his daughter on the shoulder very seriously, "Daughter, don't worry, when Dad has money in the future, he will definitely take you to see the best doctor in the country."

Li Xia sneered, "Don't you believe it?"

Dad also sneered.

Li Xia suddenly said, "Then how do you plan to end that broken book of yours?"

Dad was stunned for a moment, and then he became angry all of a sudden, "You stole my computer?"

"Who stole your computer." Li Xia rolled his eyes at his father, "Isn't your book serialized on the website, anyone can read it, right?"

The old man thought about it, and it seemed to make sense, so he stopped being angry all of a sudden: "Yes, what's the problem?"

Li Xia asked, "Are you worrying about the ending recently? Do you feel that your writing skills are not enough?"

Dad's expression turned a little startled.

Daddy Xia is just an idler in the company. He doesn’t have any major affairs at ordinary times. He plans to retire and get money in a stable way. Between the urban literature and the officialdom, the grades are considered tepid, and there is a salary every month, so it is right to treat guests and drink.

However, there have been a few things that have stumped him in recent months. One of them is about the ending of his novel. His experience is shallow, and he can't control the direction of the plot. Because of this, his It was not a very good result, and it began to decline.So these days, even when eating, Father Xia is always a little frowning.

It's just that this matter has never been mentioned to others. One is that the serialization on the Internet has not yet reached this point, and the other is... writing novels will always be regarded as not doing business properly, so Father Xia is basically I haven't talked to anyone about my bad novel, and as for the ending of the plot, no one else will know except myself.

So at this moment, the little secret in my heart was brought up so easily by my daughter, and the father's expression suddenly became a little ugly.

After weighing it for a long time, he quickly comforted his daughter in a low voice, "Don't tell your mother."

Li Xia laughed viciously, "Hiding private money...doesn't divide it?"

Dad coughed violently.

After coughing for a long time, I recalled, where did my daughter know the secret?Could it be that he slipped his mouth when he was talking in his sleep?This is bad...

Just when he was about to take out something useful from his daughter's mouth, he remembered the phone on his waist.

The old man gestured to silence, telling Li Xia to stop for a while.

But seeing that Li Xia didn't stop him, he folded his arms and watched his father answering the phone there.

When he hung up the phone, the old man's face, which was still laughing, finally settled down, and even began to develop in the direction of a bad complexion.

"Something happened, I have to contact someone." The old man frowned seriously.

But seeing Li Xia chuckled, "The editor will call you."

Dad was taken aback, "How do you know?"

Li Xia continued, "Is it about copyright?"

The old man was even more surprised, "You know all about this?...Did I turn on my phone just now?"

Li Xia continued: "The editor told you that your broken book has encountered a copyright issue, and now you and the website will be asked to bear the loss together, right?"

The old man struggled for a while, and finally nodded, subconsciously, he analyzed all the contents of the phone.

"Well, the editor told me that the works of the entire website have been pirated by other websites, and those with good grades and bad grades are all trying to deal with it now, saying that they want us to share the losses with the website. "

He was just talking, but Dad Xia didn't say anything, because he saw his daughter's face, and suddenly there was a sneer that didn't match the junior high school kid's age.

That expression, as if he saw through the truth of the matter, made Father Xia a little surprised.

"What are you laughing at?" Father Xia asked.

"Don't talk about these useless things, just tell me what you are going to do now." Li Xia interrupted his father's conversation, and asked himself, "You must just want to contact other authors right now , let's figure it out together?"

The old man thought for a while, and answered the question honestly, "Yes, I plan to get several authors to unite and appeal to readers not to read pirated editions. Pirated editions are bad, and authors who read pirated editions will feel sad. There is an urgent need to crack down on piracy or something, and there is..."

In the end, before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by his daughter with disdain, "Do you think these are useful?"

The father looked at his daughter, "No?"

Li Xia sneered, but did not answer.

Lao Xia was a little embarrassed seeing this scene, and was stunned for a while. He didn't know why his daughter had to show such an expression?

Is my behavior really naive?

But it's not right, so what if it's naive... I'm the father, right?

Why does this daughter feel like...she is her guardian?

This is too strange, right?

Lao Xia shook his head, shaking out this inexplicable thought.

Seeing that her daughter was still sneering to herself, she didn't intend to say anything, so she pulled her legs and was about to walk out the door.

But he was stopped by his own daughter all of a sudden.

"return."

"Why?" Lao Xia turned his head in confusion.

"Do you really want to solve the piracy issue?" Li Xia looked at his father's eyes that were not clear, and asked carefully.

Lao Xia was stunned for a moment, as if at that moment, he saw something in his daughter's eyes that was hard to explain.

However, Li Xia stretched out his hand, gently brushed the hair around his ear, and then hooked his fingers towards his father.

"Think, come here. Let me tell you the best solution."

Chapter 4 3, about feeding shit...

Half a week after that happened.

Lao Xia's clumsy book has finally come to an end.

Strange to say.

It was supposed to be a lively drama, a standard urban romantic comedy, but I didn't expect the ending to be so bitter and bitter.

Not to mention the fact that the protagonist formed a group, even the little villain leaders who should have been forgotten by the side of the road became active within a chapter, the plot was reversed, and the villain benefited in the final ending Yes, it turned out to be such a group of people.

This arrangement instantly exploded in the small Internet literature circle.

The web articles of that era were reprimanded as a cancer by literary masters, not to mention the lack of literary value, and even the salary was a pitiful few cents. If someone really wanted to write as a main business, maybe even underwear would be paid for. Go to Cambodia.Coupled with the ferocious slander from the outside world, the whole circle is pitifully small.

It can even be said that people in the whole circle, who look down but don't see up, will sooner or later become acquainted.Under such circumstances, such a shit-like plot, almost no one publicized it, but it spread in the circle at an extremely fast speed, and its speed was no less than the one that shocked the world back then. the tsunami...

And just this afternoon, the company happened to be on holiday, so Father Xia hurriedly pushed open the door when he was free.

The difference from the past is that this old man, who usually doesn't like to drink much, is now sitting on the small recliner in his living room, holding a jug of wine and bottles, worrying about his worries.

Then he glanced at the well-behaved daughter who was sitting in front of the big TV watching Saint Seiya from time to time, and didn't speak, but the resentment in the eyes was really obvious.

"How's the response?" As if feeling the slightly resentful gaze behind him, Li Xia asked without turning his head, staring at the colorful screen intently, unable to stop being distracted.

These days, the Cultural Affairs Bureau has not banned those troublesome children, and various Japanese animation films have flowed into the mainland in large numbers, and it is an era of contention among a hundred schools of thought.After thinking about it, I feel a little emotional, like Saint Seiya, EVA, Slam Dunk, these future masterpieces can be so vividly displayed on their own color TV instead of on the Internet or on the disc, it is indeed a miracle. A very strange thing.

Unsurprisingly, Li Xia was in a trance.

In fact, it is indeed a lifetime away.

"What else can I do?" Dad smiled bitterly. He walked to the desk and turned on the computer. After a while of groping, he couldn't help but sigh while typing, "You should know what the book friend group is, right? For this The whole group exploded, and I told them that the real manuscript has not been uploaded to the backend... But some people still quit the group, and they scolded me if they didn't quit the group, this is the eighth."

At that time, the Penguin company hadn't developed mobile phone penguins, so most people who wanted to chat with others online did so on computers.The learning machine at home was modified by my father, and it can actually be used to surf the Internet, which is a novelty.

As he was talking, his father became even more wronged, with a little self-blame in his grievance: "Why do you think I have been bewitched, and you still take your brat's words seriously?"