I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

Serius, who was just about to say something, suddenly felt someone jumping on him, and at the same time, the voice that was very familiar to him came from above his head to his ears.

"Master Artemis, although I am very happy to be welcomed by you, can I ask you to get off of me first..."

The girl's body fragrance, as elegant as moonlight, fell on his face, and the unimaginably soft touch made Seleus slightly tilt his head forward uncomfortably.

"No! No! I'm going to lie here, and no one can pull me away..."

As if to show his attitude, Artemis pouted and stretched out two white arms, locking Serius' forward-leaning head tightly in his arms.

At the same time, the two slender white legs were still wrapped around Seleus' waist like an octopus, and he was unwilling to let go.

Serius wanted to struggle, but after trying a few times, he found that this would only make the touch more intense, so he stopped helplessly, and looked at his adoptive father Hades in front of him for help.

"Master Hades..."

"You came back just in time, Seleus."

Contrary to Serius' expectations, Hades, whom he had placed high hopes on, introduced the current situation of the temple to him as if he didn't see his eyes.

"Because of the mistakes made by Zeus, we are holding a punishment meeting for him, and you, as a victim, of course have the right to participate."

After finishing speaking, Hades grinned and laughed as if he couldn't help it. "However, considering that the number of seats in the temple is fixed at thirteen, the one vacated by Zeus is occupied by Metis, so you can only squeeze with Artemis."

"You shouldn't mind, Artemis."

"of course not!"

One of the arms that locked Serius' neck was loosened, and then, the voice of the Moon Goddess, who was a bit overpowered, came from above her head again.

"Master Hades..."

"No way." As if guessing what Seleus wanted to say, Hades shook his head slightly. "It's rare to have a justifiable reason to trick Zeus. The gods are looking forward to it."

"And if you, the victim, don't plan to participate, it means that there is no reason for this punishment meeting to continue..."

Saying so, Hades gestured to Seleus with the face of the gods with his remaining arm.

I saw that except for the gods who were close to him, all the main gods were watching him with eager eyes.

As for those who cared about themselves, in addition to being relieved after seeing that they were safe and sound, they were more angry at Zeus, an unreliable thing.

"How should I put it..." Seeing the situation clearly, Seleus scratched his cheek in embarrassment.

Although Zeus was indeed unreliable, he not only opened the wrong door, but also plunged him into a very dangerous disaster.

But because of his own heroic creed, Seleus is actually very grateful to Zeus for accidentally sending himself to Egypt and successfully preventing the disaster from happening.

After all, if it weren't for the addition of Seleus, a foreign aid with powerful divine power, to complement the divinity, La himself would not be able to resist the rebirth of Osiris' body, thus gaining an extra portion of divinity Apophis.

Seleus couldn't imagine what kind of purgatory the victorious Apophis would have turned into if he hadn't gone to Egypt...

In addition, the trip to Egypt allowed Seleus to get acquainted with a master god who acted perfectly, and once again received the protection of an entire pantheon.

Therefore, honest Seleus did not want to punish Zeus, especially when the gods had been punishing Zeus for a long time.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Seems to see the entanglement of Seleus. Say something.

Noticing Zeus' miserable appearance, the soft-hearted Serius immediately tore off the seal for him, wanting to hear what the god-king was going to say.

"As expected of my son, Seliu... woo woo woo——"

Quickly sealed the disgusting big mouth of the old bull with the light of the sun, and the indifferent Serius directly sat on the seat of the moon god with the pendant on his back. .

Hades, who stayed where he was, carried the same indifference as his son, as if the gentleness before was an illusion, and kicked Zeus back to the round table very skillfully. center.

"By the way, what is the punishment you decided on earlier?" Zeus, who was in tears, shuddered involuntarily with the emotionless voice of Seleus.

"It was I who proposed to stuff Zeus into a jar full of cuts like a pirate..." Although she blushed because of the double squeeze of Seleus and the seat, the goddess of the moon still acted energetically. Hand answered Seleus's question.

"That's it." Seleus, who had been at sea for a while, of course knew about this punishment, and looked up and down at the trembling Zeus with his crimson eyes murderously.

"Can I get the first stab?"

"Of course, after all, this is a punishment ceremony for you, and Zeus can't die, so you don't have any problem stabbing him as much as you want."

With a smile so sweet that any man would be intoxicated, Athena slowly walked in front of Serius.

After hearing his daughter's devil-like remarks, Zeus, who was already terrified by Serius' eyes, could no longer accept his tragic fate, and passed out directly after rolling his eyes.

"After punishing Zeus, would I be lucky enough to hear about your adventures in the south? I'm curious where your divinity comes from."

The Goddess of Wisdom put her hands behind her back, stretched her delicate body forward slightly, and stared at Serius in front of her with a pair of eyes that were so gentle that they could melt people.

Noticing Athena's words, all the gods around the round table raised their ears at the same time, and even Zeus, who had already 'passed out', turned his head quietly.

"Then...how about a banquet?"

Noticing that the gods, including Zeus, were full of curiosity about what happened to him, and that he had to explain it to his family members who were worried about him, Seleus simply gathered them together, and he could save a little talking.

"That's right! There should be a banquet to celebrate the safe return of Seleus."

As soon as Serius' words fell, Poseidon on the side echoed loudly with his eyes shining. "I will provide the seafood for this banquet."

"Let me provide the fruits and vegetables." Demeter, the goddess of harvest, chuckled and added her foot.

"Since it's a banquet, there must be no shortage of my drinks." Dionysus would never refuse any banquet, just like he would never endure a banquet without wine.

"Let me, the most handsome male god, come and present beautiful music for this banquet of the gods." Feeling the strong solar divinity in Serius, Apollo decided as he plucked his long golden hair Forget about the intimacy between him and his own sister.

"Then I'll handle these ingredients." Hestia, who had been smiling after seeing her child return safely, decided to show her hand...

Seleus just made a suggestion, and the specific process of the banquet was arranged in the discussion of the gods, and even Zeus joined the discussion of the gods.

And Seleus, who thought he would have to run back and forth for the banquet without touching the ground, was stunned on the spot.

"What? The gods who suddenly became reliable surprised you?" Athena, who was sitting on the armrest, smiled lightly and reached out to poke Serius' cheek.

"A little bit..." Seleus shrugged, not caring about the teasing of the goddess of wisdom, but he didn't know that Artemis behind him pouted angrily with his acquiescence. As if angry, she reached out and pinched the other side of his cheek.

"Hehe." Hearing Serius' answer, Athena couldn't help laughing. "Do you really think it's rare for them to be reliable?"

"Oh?!" Serius' voice was distorted due to the pulling of his cheeks.

"You should know that these eternal immortals are always keen to find, or make all kinds of fun, to pass their boring time..."

Serius nodded silently. On this topic, he who has been tossed about by the gods for so long has the most right to speak.

"And after seeing that you, who were sent to the wrong place by Zeus, not only came back safely, but also had a powerful but very strange divinity in your body, how do you think these happy gods will react?"

Noticing that her good sister was staring at her sullenly, Athena quickly withdrew her finger, and then rubbed the moon goddess' cheek intimately.

'How would the gods react?It must have been scratched by curiosity, like being scratched by a cat, and the itching was unbearable. ' Serius thought silently.

After being pointed out by Athena, Seleus instantly figured out the thoughts of the gods.

For the immortal gods, is there anything more curious than the customs of another world?

No!

Moreover, just a simple experience is enough to make the gods feel unbearable, and Seleus not only returned safely from that world, but also possessed the divinity of an entire pantheon, which made the gods even more crazy .

And in their madness, the gods also began to worry about whether Seleus would tell them about his experience.

After all, they knew very well in their hearts that if they had obtained such a powerful divinity, they would never tell anyone about the source of divinity.

If they judge others by themselves, they will naturally worry that Seleus will not tell them about his adventures, or that he will only tell them for Hades, and even this situation will make them even more unacceptable.

And Seleus even said that he would hold a banquet and satisfy the curiosity of all of them at the banquet. It is no wonder that the gods are so active in preparing the banquet.

"Although the banquet is indeed very exciting, have you forgotten our original purpose?"

While the gods were discussing the upcoming banquet in full swing, Hephaestus, who had finally finished making the instruments of torture, came to the side of the round table with a helpless expression.

"Even if the feast brought by Seleus is irresistible temptation, you should not refuse Zeus' rare appetizer, right?"

The Vulcan wearing a blindfold first greeted Serius, and then slammed the special pot in his hand next to Zeus.

After being reminded by Hephaestus, the gods, who were too excited to forget the main purpose of the meeting, first glanced at the silent Celius, and then all looked at him. On the body of Zeus who came among them at some time.

They were so excited to host the banquet, of course, to hear the story of Seleus, and Zeus, the old bull, just provoked Seleus, what if the child gets angry and doesn't want to tell...

After straightening out all the connections, the gods looked sharply at Zeus.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Feeling many hostile gazes on him, Zeus twisted his body crazily, trying to stay away from the jar full of knife edges beside him.

But before Zeus was far away, a figure in a black robe blocked all his way.

"Where do you want to go, Zeus?"

The devil's whispers reached Zeus' ears, and he slowly raised his head, only to see his elder brother Hades leaning on the scythe of destruction, looking at him with a 'kind' face.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" He looms.

On that day, the scream of the God King scared away all the birds on Mount Olympus...

Chapter 3 Departs to Northern Europe

"...At the critical moment, Master La and I merged into one. The integration of the incomplete divinity of the two pantheons completely surpassed Apophis, the demon snake with an extra divinity. In the end, the divine arrow from the sun will He fell into the abyss completely..."

In the courtyard of the gods on Mount Olympus, the story told by Seleus gradually came to an end, and the gods around him also fell into a daze because of everything that happened in another world.

In the world of duality, the king of gods who controls half of the power in the world, the serpent of chaos that devours all the light in the world...

The gods couldn't imagine that during his trip to Egypt, Seleus encountered an enemy who was a little stronger than Cronus in his heyday, and successfully defeated him.

What made them stupefied was that after saving the world, Seleus refused to become the God King twice in a row...

Although Zeus deliberately wanted to make Seleus his successor, and therefore he has always been hostile by the father and son of Seleus, but everyone understands that it is just Zeus's plan to delay the attack.

"The king of gods will be overthrown by his offspring" is a tradition that has been carried on in the Greek world since the creation of the world, and Zeus is no exception.

However, although this 'excellent tradition' is inevitable, it has huge loopholes, and the existence of Seleus is the insurance that Zeus used the loopholes to make for himself...

The gods could understand and accept that Seleus refused Zeus' promised heir, because they all knew that Zeus would never give up the position of God King.

But La is different. He is already aging, but he really has a day of death, and according to his divinity, the heir he appoints will definitely be the next king of gods.

But Seleus actually rejected it, and the reason was just for a promise...

"That is to say, you were almost...wrong!" Ares swallowed after reacting, and looked at Serius who was sitting beside him in disbelief. "You have clearly become the god-king of Egypt, but you returned 'Him'?"

Ares can't understand it at all, that is the position of the king of the gods!In the true sense, it is a 'treasure' that can drive gods into madness, but this guy just said no to it just because of a promise?

There is also the so-called sun god Ra, which is one-half of the divinity in a world. If it is said to be fused, it will be fused. Isn't it afraid that Seleus will be careful to take those divinities as his own?

Thinking of this, Ares shook his head. If he was replaced by the pulling position, even if he died, he would not fuse his divinity with others. Same goes for sex coming back.

If he were Serius, let alone a promise, even if his father Zeus was cut off, he would never give up his position as the heir to the God King and go back to rescue him, let alone return the power of the God King. ..

"It's a pity that I'm just Ares, and it's a pity that my father is Zeus..." Thinking of this, God of War suddenly raised his wine glass and poured himself a large glass of divine wine.

"Ah!" Zeus, who was on the outermost edge, sneezed suddenly, which made Hera, who was sitting next to him soft-hearted, move away with a look of disgust.

"Will I catch a cold too?" Zeus weighed his tattered robe full of knife cuts inexplicably, and the mud all over his body fell down with a 'crash' because of his movements.

Not only Hera, but all the gods around them frowned and moved a little further away.

Poor Zeus, after being stabbed more than 300 times by the gods, he closed his eyes and pretended to be dead, but he never thought that Hades on the side had no intention of letting him go.

The old hatred of passing his adopted son to the wrong world, and the new hatred of robbing his son in front of his face, how could Hades expose these things so easily?

Therefore, after seeing Zeus pretending to be dead, Pluto greeted Seleus directly. Immediately afterwards, the father and son dragged Zeus by one leg, dragging him outside the temple like a dead dog.

Then the father and son teamed up and buried him in the ground. Hephaestus who followed him also set up the jar of torture tools on the grave and carved the words "Death of Zeus" with flames.

Killing, collecting corpses, burying, and erecting a stele all in one service, Zeus, who was pretending to be dead, was firmly pressed into the ground by the soil before he realized what happened.

Even the banquet, seeing that Serius and his son had no time to talk to him, sneaked in.

"Looking at it now, my original decision was really wise!" Zeus, who didn't continue to sneeze, picked up an apple covered with dirt from his side, and took a bite without hesitation.

"You don't even care about the position of God-King, who is all-divine unity at the beginning, so how could you miss me, a throne that is destined to be cursed by me?" Zeus, who was very self-aware, shrugged his shoulders, and then casually bit him. A bite of apple was thrown aside.

"Oh!"

"Who threw the apple!" Hermes, who was hit on the head, looked around aggressively, and the gods around him, based on the principle of watching the excitement, they all pointed at Zeus who was sitting at the end. .

"It's me, do you have any objections?" The tattered God King glanced lightly at his youngest son among the gods.

"How could it be?" An awkward smile appeared on Hermes' face instantly. "I just want to ask Zeus what you want to eat, I'll get it for you... hehe."

"Cut!" There were disdainful boos from the male gods around, and Hermes glared angrily. He was afraid that Zeus was true, but that didn't mean he was easy to bully.

"No need." Zeus waved his hand nonchalantly, signaling Hermes not to bother him.

Hermes breathed a sigh of relief and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, but when he saw the bitten apple in his hand, the anger of being hit on the head and being laughed at instantly surged into his heart.