Honkai Simulator, is it me you are looking for?

On the side, Wei Wei's big laughter came immediately, the personality of the magician reappeared, admiring her successful prank, Baiwei somehow ended her time of manipulating her body ahead of time, and she appeared naturally—but today, she However, Gao Qi rolled up his sleeves.

"I said before, Wei Wei, great magician, if you play tricks on me again, I will take care of you--pick your ass, right here!"

Seeing Gao Qi with a dark face and wiping his hands, the great magician's smile froze a bit.

"Well, you're kidding aren't you, you don't really intend to kill girls... don't try to catch the greatest escape magician, wait, how fast are you - I was wrong I was wrong , spare me! Hey, one of you will do it for me!"

In the next second, a crisp sound spread throughout the magician's stronghold.

"Snapped!"

Gao Qi and Weiwei's life is obviously not as easy as that of other girls - Weiwei is really harder to serve than Mebius.

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At this moment, not far from Weiwei's stronghold, a pretty girl with a small backpack and a cup of milk tea in her hand, drinking it as she walked, was looking at the other hand, recording When it came down, the data about the "wanted criminal" showed a particularly excited expression.

"You're about to be found—Mr. Wanted, or, Miss?"

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Everyone - did you get Ellie? ! ! ! !

Anyway, I didn’t get it, but I’ve already saved up the guarantee in advance, and a little more crystals will be OK-recharge, it’s impossible!No one can cheat me of krypton gold.

As for weapons and stigmata, I stopped drawing them a long time ago. My crystals are only for characters and skins!Nobody wants to make me spend an extra dollar.

But Wei Wei's swimsuit...is really big!

108. Wei Wei's punishment?"First meeting" with Alicia? (5000)

One year is no longer long for Gao Qi who has been with Mei for ten years.

Now Gao Qi has gradually adapted to the time gap between reality and simulation. Sometimes he is an uncle, and sometimes he is a teenager. This change in identity dilutes the feeling brought by the passage of time.

The nourishment of love keeps Gao Qi's mentality forever young.

Well, obviously, the recent two sudden love affairs made Gao Qi feel at a loss, Rita is fine, but Kiyana...

Gao Qi didn't even dare to think about how he should face Qiyana after this simulation was over - he hoped that even if Bianca didn't know it, she would still be optimistic about her cheap sister.

In this simulation, Gao Qi also intends to give himself a good vacation and adjust his mentality-being chased by girls, especially Kiyana, the pressure is too great, more tiring than saving the world against Honkai!

Please, let me hit the Herrscher and relax!

And it seemed that the system responded to Gao Qi's request, and he was arranged to be next to Wei Wei.

She is the greatest magician of this generation, the most talented engineer, and the happiest of the thirteen heroes.

If that Alicia is a gentle girl who likes everyone equally, then Wei Wei is a fun person who can laugh out loud even in the face of the doomsday disaster.

In a playful way, she faces disasters that are beyond the reach of human beings. Even if she fails, she will still laugh out loud—at least part of her personality will laugh out loud...

This is how Gao Qi saw her in the past.

At least at the beginning, Gao Qi thought that getting along with Wei Wei must be a pleasant process.

After all, it’s better to get along with interesting people than to dance with someone like Kevin, who was dragged by Gao Qi to go on a foursome date with Mebius and Mei. He and Mei can really get along with boring guys who can only talk about work the whole time it is good.

Moreover, it is not that Gao Qi has never taken care of children with split personalities.

Excluding Kiyana, Mei and Fu Hua, who were killed by domestic violence Gao Qi, at least Xier and Hei Xier are still very well-behaved-although when Gao Qi touches Hei Xier's head, she will always be bitten off by her. But at least it's better than cutting with a scythe.

But... It turns out that Gao Qi was wrong. Dual personalities are obviously much easier to deal with than multiple personalities.

Facing a multiple personality, even if it is a disguised multiple personality, Gao Qi really felt a little tricky when facing Weiwei.

The current Weiwei only revealed four personalities, the Great Magician, Conductor, Expert and Baiwei, and the remaining four are either not yet ready to appear, or are still in the hidden stage.

However, even if there are only four personalities, they are still four girls with different personalities, different hobbies, different ideas and interests, except that they can appear and control the same body at any time, and they have almost no similarities at all!

If it is said that Wei Wei is really just deceiving herself and playing the role of these different girls... Then she is too good!

During this year, Gao Qi worked very hard to get in touch with the four of them, but so far, he has only established a good relationship with "Baiwei" and "Conductor".

The former is because their common hobbies are almost exactly the same, they are both people who need to take care of other people, while the latter is the side Wei Wei uses to negotiate with others, and can get along well with almost everyone.

As for the other two personalities, the "expert" personality is almost a pure researcher. She is simply a mixture of Mebius and Einstein. The temper of the former and the indifference of the latter are perfectly combined in the expert.

This caused her to focus on inventing and creating every day, keeping her ears closed, or losing her temper because Gao Qi disturbed her, either she was angry, or she was on the way to get angry-no way, she was taken care of by other personalities every day If you push it to yourself, Gao Qishang will definitely be angry.

But, in fact, she is quite easy to deal with. As long as Gao Qi doesn't bother her and lets her finish the work at hand quietly, then the expert will have no major problems except that he likes to meditate and ignore others.

As for the great magician... Unfortunately, Gao Qi has not found the right way to get along with her so far.

How should I put it, this greatest magician has a completely different way of doing things from other personalities.

She looks at everything in the world jokingly, and expresses all her ideas through magic. The whimsical ideas in her mind are endless.

She will perform street magic for free for orphans in the slums, but she will also use Gao Qi as an experiment for new magic every day.

But no matter whether he does good or evil, the great magician seems to just follow his uncertain mood and make decisions anytime and anywhere according to his preferences.

Sometimes, she is obediently like a clingy cat, but at other times, she is like a wild dog that has run loose, and Gao Qi can't hold her back no matter what.

Sometimes, when Gao Qi was still buying vegetables in the supermarket with Baiwei, the big magician would suddenly pop out, regardless of the three seven twenty-one, and directly drag Gao Qi home to realize her whimsical ideas.

No one can guess the thoughts in the mind of the great magician, just like no one can judge the next step of the three-body movement, even the other characters of Wei Wei, it is difficult to understand the thoughts of the great magician.

It can be said that the Great Magician is absolute chaos and absolute freedom. Perhaps Wei Wei himself designed it in this way to make the Great Magician full of endless whimsy—experts are only responsible for solving technical problems, but want to create To produce the God's Key that can be turned into lipstick and a slingshot, it must be a great magician.

So the most troublesome and heart-tiring person, and the person who took up the most experience of Gao Qi, used to get along with her... is the great magician.

Every day, Gao Qi has to take care of different personalities while guarding against the mischievous traps of the great magician, and finally complete his daily work at the same time.

As for whether my work has been recognized by the great magician after one year has passed, whether I can be considered friends with her... other things that Wei Wei doesn't know, it is even more impossible for Gao Qi to know.

And just now, while cooking with Baiwei, Gao Qi, who was still taken aback by the magic props newly designed by the great magician, deeply understood that he might not be the opponent of the great magician no matter what.

She is only eighteen this year, Gao Qi can't beat her!

However, in the face of an extremely intelligent and unpredictable super genius, Gao Qi is still the most efficient way.

Violence - at least for now, Gao Qi's "violence" is still extremely effective in the face of Wei Wei, who is not a fusion fighter.

In the stronghold where Wei Wei and Gao Qi are, at this moment, Wei Wei has been put down on his legs by Gao Qi who is sitting on the chair with his pair of big hands. Gao Qi is very special to this action. skilled.

Baiwei's apron was thrown aside, and her tight hot pants were turned upside down, facing Gao Qi.

"My dearest assistant, use violence is not recommended. Look, I'm just an innocent little girl. You don't really plan to bully me, do you? It hurts me Everyone~~"

Although Gao Qi has completely controlled him now, the great magician is still talking poorly, with a cheerful smile on his face, wriggling on Gao Qi's thigh.

If the hardest mouth in Yingjie is the mouth of Mebius, then the most glib mouth is none other than Wei Wei.

Although there was a trace of fear and hesitation in her tone that could not be completely concealed, facing the "assistant", the great magician still maintained her dignity and calmness.

"Yes, in exchange, would you like me to teach you some interesting little tricks for your assistant, girls are most likely to be fooled by this kind of tricks—do you want to give it a try?"

Even though Gao Qi controlled her on her thigh, the great magician remained unhurried, flipping her slender hand lightly, a beautiful little flower appeared in her hand, and handed it to Gao Qi.

"Oh, there are still people who expressed dissatisfaction with my words. If your assistant goes out to find other girls, someone will be jealous——ah!"

However, obviously, Gao Qi did not intend to give her a chance to continue talking.

Snapped! ! !

Accompanied by a crisp slapping sound, the words of the great magician were gently patted back into the stomach by Gao Qi.

"Don't be so talkative, you are the most misbehaved one."

Facing this over-age child, who still looked extremely naive, Gao Qi decisively used a violent method specially used for bear children-Ansai Waist Drum!

In fact, as a qualified baby daddy, Gao Qi knows very well that it is easy to spoil children if he is blindly gentle. On many issues of principle, Gao Qi never backs down.

Regardless of Qiyana, Bronya or Mei, although they will all become reliable Valkyries in the future, when they were young, there would always be a period of time when they would have their own ideas.

When the children are always misbehaving, Gao Qi has always been tolerant to them, but when some problems will hurt them, Gao Qi must impress them a little bit.

Kiyana thought she was an adult early on, and planned to challenge the dangerous Houkai herd alone, Bronya was obsessed with electricity, which made Cocolia worry, and Mei...she didn't even want to go to school for a while, she just wanted to wait Accompany Gao Qi at home.

At this time, the only thing Gao Qi could do was - punch hard!

Well, it's not very heavy, Gauchy will definitely be light.

Crackling, crackling, crackling.

The sound of Ansai waist drum echoed throughout the stronghold, passionate and enthusiastic.

Gao Qi's hand strength is naturally very good, ensuring that the children who are punished will only feel a numb feeling, and will not be really hurt. Facing the great magician in front of him, he naturally used a little force - —

"Oh, um, ah... I was wrong, I was wrong, assistant, stop, I, I admit it!"

Sure enough, after a while, with the large blushes on Wei Wei's face, the personality of the great magician began to struggle to get up from Gao Qi's lap.

She tried her best to grab the skirt of her upper body with both hands, trying in vain to cover the hot pants under her body, but obviously, it was meaningless.

For the first time, being treated like this by an assistant, she felt a... strange feeling.

It turned out that the assistant who had always been extremely gentle and tolerant towards him would be so...strict?

This change in attitude towards herself made the great magician's eyes shine, and she suddenly felt that the usually rigid assistant suddenly became interesting.

"You swear, if you don't continue to trick me at home, I'll let you go, okay?"

Looking at the great magician who was begging for mercy in front of him, Gao Qi immediately stopped and asked her cheerfully.

If the great magician could behave a little better, Gao Qi's work would be much smoother.

However, what Gao Qi didn't expect was that the great magician shook his head violently, showing a resolute attitude of not repenting and stubbornly resisting to the end.

"Then I can't help it, I'm sorry, Wei Wei~~"

Gao Qi, on the other hand, was not polite at all, stretched out his hand again without showing mercy, and beat on Wei Wei's body, not only the bottom of the hot pants, but even the fleshy thigh, Gao Qi didn't let go.

The great magician, on the other hand, started another round of begging for mercy without hesitation.

"Hey, wait, what's going on, Gao Qi, I'm—"

crackling.

"Hey, no, no, there's still—"

Crackling!

"Huh? Mmm, Mmmmm—stop it! Hey!"

In the end, being swung back and forth, the struggling slender legs tapped his shoulders with his heels, and Gao Qi heard a voice with a completely different tone, full of shyness and anger.

"Gao Qi, what are you doing!"

Accompanied by a voice full of indifference and resentment, Gao Qi saw Wei Wei, who was staring at him with angry eyes and face as red as an apple.

No, to be precise, this is..."Expert"!

And soon, the reactions of the other two personalities also appeared on Wei Wei's expressions one by one. They got up from Gao Qi in a panic, and looked at Gao Qi with different reactions.

Apparently, facing Gao Qi's "bullying", the great magician directly hid his consciousness to prevent Wei Wei's own deception.

And the remaining three who hadn't discussed who would continue to show up, all had control over a part of their bodies, appeared alternately, and were "bullied" by Gao Qi one by one.

"No, it's okay, I knew that the great magician would definitely do something bad, it's not your assistant's fault."

The "conductor" who gets along well with Gao Qi is now full of embarrassment. Although she is good at socializing, it is obvious that spanking cannot be counted as socializing.

"Well, first, let's take care of the pot first, Mr. Assistant."

And "Baiwei", who was originally a big sister with full of temperament, was completely blushing at this time, her reaction seemed to be more agitated than everyone else, and her breathing was particularly rapid.

"Tonight, I would trouble you to leave the station. I am not carrying out a mission. I just let you leave here. I am deeply aware of your danger, assistant."

In the end, it was the "expert" who had vented his anger and regained his composure, but began to order Gao Qi to temporarily leave the station in an unquestionable tone.

Apparently, she was really, really, really annoyed!

In the end, the personality of the great magician only appeared for a moment, he waved his hand at Gao Qi, his face was flushed, and at the same time he winked playfully.

This is one of the greatest escape magic tricks, and the magician knows that after today's incident, maybe...everyone's views on Gao Qi will change.

But for Gao Qi, his idea is simple enough - great magician, you plot against me!

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So, just like that, Gao Qi was driven from his warm nest to the street.

"Hey, find a cheap travel hotel and stay here temporarily."