Ninja World: I'm a persimmon, a ghost, and I'm not a human anymore

Hit by hand and didn't notice that.

A chakra line slipped in through the window without a sound, carrying a pack of colorless powder, and sprinkled it into the bowl of ramen with a lot of chili peppers.

The powder dissolves quickly in the soup.

Without realizing it, he walked out with two bowls of ramen and brought them to Kakashi and Kai with a smile on his face.

It's a laxative, and Kisame added it.

He stayed in the corner, and only came out after the two of them finished eating the ramen and left.

Kisame and Kai ran dozens of laps around Konoha before, and happened to be a little hungry, so they walked into the shop.

"Guest, what do you want to eat?"

Seeing Kisame for the first time, he was overwhelmed by the powerful aura of the opponent, so he couldn't help asking politely.

"Boss, have a bowl of beef ramen. No noodles, top up with beef."

Kisame glanced at the menu on the wall and said.

Beef ramen without noodles?

He slapped his hands and heard the words, and immediately froze on the spot. It took him a while to come back to his senses, and said with some embarrassment:

"I've never served the kind of ramen you want."

He apprenticed at a ramen shop in his teens before opening his own shop.This is the first time I have seen this kind of guest in so many years.

"That's because I didn't come. If I came, you would have done it a long time ago."

Guixie glanced at the hand, and showed a friendly but serious smile, "Don't worry, I will give you enough money."

His hands trembled all over, and he turned silently into the kitchen.

Soon, a large bowl of beef ramen without noodles was served.

Guixie picked up the chopsticks and gorged himself. After eating one bowl, he added another four bowls in one go, and finally he was [-]% full.

The fitness diet should follow the principle of small amounts and multiple times.For example, Guixie eats six to seven meals a day, and each meal does not eat much, only a few catties of food.

"Boss, the beef here is good. I'll come back tomorrow."

After finishing his meal contentedly, Guixie took out a large bill and put it on the counter, then turned and left.

Silent all night.

Early the next morning, Guixie came to the training ground early to wait.

But when the time came, Kakashi was nowhere to be seen.

"Could it be that the amount of laxative is too large, and I can't walk anymore?"

Kisame thought to himself, thinking about it.

Only by continuous self-reflection can we sum up experience and make continuous progress.

Until almost 09:30.

Kakashi came to the training ground with the help of Maitkai.However, his face was pale at this time, his legs were shaking, and he looked very weak.

"I'm almost half an hour late, I thought you were afraid to come."

Kisame stared at Kakashi with a hint of sarcasm in his indifferent tone.

"Brother Kisame, may I ask... can this match between you and Kakashi be postponed? He had a bad stomach yesterday and has been feeling unwell."

Maitekai bowed to Kisame as soon as he came up, and asked eagerly.

When Kisame heard the words, he didn't take it seriously, but continued to stimulate Kakashi verbally:

"If you don't dare to fight with me, you can admit defeat early. Why do you deliberately eat your stomach and play tricks? Don't worry, for Kai's sake, I won't tell this matter."

The effect is immediate.

"Kay, get out of the way."

Kakashi gave Metkai a push to make room for him.

Then, he looked at Guixier with a firm and sharp gaze, and said coldly: "Come on."

The word "bar" is not finished yet.

Swish swish.

Kisame had finished sealing, opened his mouth and spit out a tsunami-like stream of water, sweeping towards Kakashi.

Water Escape·Explosive Water Shockwave.

sneak attack.

38. Why do they refuse to accept me?

Facing the sudden attack of the ghost shark.

Kakashi's face changed, but he didn't panic.

Almost without thinking, he formed the three seals of Si, Hai, and Xu, and then slammed his hand to the ground. Amidst a rumbling sound, a tall earthen wall rose rapidly in front of him.

Earth Escape · Earth Flow Wall.

Like Kisame's Burst of Water, it is also a B-level ninjutsu, and it is an earth Dunjutsu that specifically restrains Water Dungeon.

Kakashi even took the time to carve a few lifelike dog heads on the dirt wall with extra chakra, which looked majestic.

And Kisame’s evaluation of this behavior is:

"Fancy show, nothing but handsome."

Standing on the three-story high wave, he motioned for Kakashi to take a good look around.

It was only then that Kakashi realized that Kisame's blast wave was much larger than he had imagined, and it bypassed the mud flow wall in an instant and flooded the entire training ground.

Here, it turned into a pond, completely becoming the home ground of Ghost Shark.

puff.

Ghost Shark's body sank downwards, then dived into the water and disappeared.

Only a few seconds passed.

wow wow wow.

Shark-shaped water bombs flew out of the water one after another, attacking Kakashi from all angles.

Once bitten by one of them, the only thing waiting for him is the ending of being dismembered.

This guy, seriously?

Kakashi also didn't expect Kisame to strike so ruthlessly as soon as he came up, it was almost as if Kisame Village specially sent him to assassinate him, the Konoha genius.

In an emergency.

Whizzing.

Kakashi dodged and moved, moving like a dragonfly on the water, exerting his body skills to the extreme, even an afterimage appeared.

He shuttled among the swarms of sharks, obviously looking dangerous, but he was always able to save the day in time.

This is Kakashi.

Although he was not as strong as usual because of diarrhea, the sharks in groups couldn't even touch the corner of his clothes.

However, after persisting for dozens of rounds, Kakashi's movements still slowed down, and his legs became weak for a while.

Kisame naturally wouldn't miss this opportunity.

wow.

A huge vortex appeared on the water surface under Kakashi's feet, causing him to lose his balance and fall in an instant. Five sharks rushed out from around the vortex and swarmed up.

Water Dungeon · Five Food Sharks.

Kakashi's body was quickly torn to pieces and became the shark's belly food.

"Ka-ka-si!"

Seeing this, Kai not far away covered the thick black hair on top of his head with his hands, shook his head desperately, and let out a heart-wrenching roar.

Kisame suddenly appeared from the bottom of the water and said to Kai:

"Don't worry about your friend, it's just a shadow clone."

really.

Kakashi's real body appeared at the entrance of the training ground, his eyes fixed on Kisame.

From the very beginning, it was his shadow clone who came here with Maitkai, in order to find out information about Kisame's ability.

Facts have proved that this Kirigakure Shinobi is much more difficult to deal with than Kakashi imagined.

He's not feeling well right now.

So he decided to make a quick decision.

Just at this time, the pool of water created by Kisame's blasting water gradually dissipated, and it no longer had an environmental combat advantage.

Whoosh.

Kakashi kicked the ground and rushed towards Kisame in an instant.He did not know when there was a white short knife in his hand, and the blade exuded a mysterious silver-white light.

The White Fang Short Blade, the weapon used by Sakumo Hatake during his lifetime, once criss-crossed the battlefield with one sword, scaring countless enemies.

Oh?

When Guixier saw this short blade, his eyes lit up immediately, and he had the idea of ​​robbery.

Seeing that Kakashi's body is like a phantom, he is about to kill him.

On the other hand, Guixier took his time, stretched out his left hand and snapped his fingers crisply.

boom!

On the way Kakashi was advancing, a sudden explosion occurred on the ground of the training ground, which not only blocked his footsteps, but the impact and flames of the explosion were about to engulf him.

Kakashi's pupils shrank, he stopped abruptly, and leaped to the side beautifully, avoiding the explosion.

Then, he moved in a "Z" shape, constantly jumping left and right, and continued to approach the ghost shark.

But Kisame snapped his fingers again.

Boom boom boom boom.

Continuous explosions sounded around Kakashi, no matter how he dodged, there was no place to stand.

That's because, before the battle started, Kisame used the ability of explosive sword droplets to bury detonating symbols under the training ground.

After trying his best to dodge a dozen explosions, Kakashi was finally blown away.

bang.

The White Fang short blade in his hand also came out and fell to the ground not far away.

Kakashi struggled to stand up, but his already weak body, coupled with the injuries caused by the explosion, made him fall down quickly.

With the attitude of a victor, Kisame swaggered up to Kakashi with his hands in his pockets, and picked up the White Fang short blade that fell on the ground.

"That's right, there was laxative in the ramen you ate yesterday, and I put it down. Moreover, I buried detonating symbols in the training ground overnight. It seems that I was more fully prepared for this duel, so I Won."

Kisame looked down at Kakashi, showing off his victory.

Kakashi remained silent, just gritted his teeth and glared.

It can be seen that he is very dissatisfied.

"Why does everyone who is defeated by me show such an expression of disbelief? I really don't understand."

Kisame couldn't help complaining, he obviously defeated his opponent with hard power, why should they refuse to accept it.

Do you have the nerve to ask such a question?

Kakashi complained wildly in his heart, feeling more and more that this Kisame Kisame was not only mean and shameless, but also shameless.

"Well, I'll give you another chance, a chance to duel with me. Kakashi, I want you to be convinced to lose."