Ninja World: I'm a persimmon, a ghost, and I'm not a human anymore

She finally understood why that guy hid in Yunying Village after being kicked out of bed by her, because he has always been a fitness freak, and here are all muscular guys with simple minds and well-developed limbs, and he can be regarded as "like-minded" ".

"Listen, I'm..."

Tsunade was a little uncomfortable being looked at by a group of big men, cleared his throat, and was about to reveal his identity, but the cloud shadow ninjas around him roared and rushed up one after another.

After all, this woman dared to run directly in front of the Leiying Building to provoke. If he disturbed Lord Jianyu Leishen's lunch break and let him blame him, no one would be able to take this responsibility.

Therefore, all the cloud ninjas couldn't wait to take down Tsunade.

"Catch her and take her to the interrogation room for torture!"

One of the masters shouted sternly, rushed to Tsunade first, and shot her.

"A bunch of idiots."

Tsunade shook his head, his eyes sharpened, he raised his fist without saying a word, and smashed it towards the ground under his feet.

Boom!

As her fist fell to the ground, terrifying force spread to the ground, and an even louder explosion sounded in front of the Leiying Building.

At this moment, with Tsunade's fist as the center, several huge pitch-black cracks spread in all directions, each of which was tens of meters long and two or three meters wide, causing the streets to collapse and houses to collapse.

The nearby ground was even more violently shaken by this punch, as if a magnitude ten earthquake had occurred.

Under such an impact, the cloud hidden ninjas who surrounded Tsunade suddenly staggered, either fell to the ground, or fell into the crack and was caught in the ground.

In Lei Ying's office.

"Heh... Heh..."

Shirtless and panting heavily, Kisame finished his daily fitness training, pushed the one-ton barbell back onto the rack, and sat up from the dumbbell bench.

Now that he is already a six-path powerhouse, fitness can almost be said to be insignificant and negligible for the improvement of his strength.

However, he likes the feeling of sweating, and he also likes to think about some problems while exercising.For him, fitness is a way of life.

"Master Thor, you have worked hard."

Samuy and Mabuyi finished their training, and quickly came forward with cold water and towels, and took care of them meticulously.

At this moment, there was a loud noise outside the window, which almost shattered the floor-to-ceiling windows of the office. It seemed that something had fallen from the sky into Yunying Village.

what happened?

Samuel and Ma Buyi looked suspicious, and were about to go to the window to check, but there was another loud noise that was caught off guard, accompanied by a strong vibration, which almost made them fall to the ground.

Fortunately, Guixier stretched out two big hands, one on the left and one on the right to support their bodies, protecting the two of them in his arms.

"Why is she here? Maybe she hasn't calmed down yet?"

Kisame said to himself, after a little perception, it was confirmed that the person making trouble outside was Tsunade.

"Lord Thunder God, is your friend visiting you?" Samuel asked in surprise when she heard Guixie's soliloquy, raised her head from his embrace.

"Well, it's an old friend of mine, she's just like that, don't be surprised."

Kisame sighed, then sat back on the chair, and told Samuel, "Please go down and pick her up. If you let her continue to go crazy, those cloud hidden ninjas and villagers outside may have to go in." It's the hospital."

"Yes."

When Samuel heard this, he didn't dare to be negligent, and hurriedly trotted out of the office and rushed downstairs.

"Master Raikage, this friend of yours... is she a god in the sky just like you?"

Linen clothes came behind Guixier and asked curiously while massaging his shoulders with skillful techniques to relieve muscle fatigue.

"She? Just a bad-tempered woman."

After Kisame finished saying this, he narrowed his eyes and concentrated on enjoying the massage from the linen.

In front of the Leiying Building.

"You bastards who don't have eyes can see clearly, my mother is the sixth generation of Mizukage Tsunade, let me do it right away... Let that god of thunder get out of here!"

Tsunade took off the hat on his head, threw it aside casually, then put his hands on his hips, and yelled at the cloud shadow ninjas who fell to the ground.

Tsunade?Wait, she said she was... Tsunade? !

After Tsunade revealed her identity, everyone in Yun Yin was stunned for a moment, then opened her eyes wide, looking at her beautiful and delicate face with horror, and cold sweat dripped from her back all of a sudden.

Tsunade defeated the [-] ninja coalition with her own strength, a woman who kills shadows like a dog, and the legendary "Ninja God".

Ninja is the strongest ninja.

All kinds of legends about this woman are widely circulated in the ninja world, and everyone knows about it.Especially in Yunying Village, which has always admired the strong, Tsunade's name is even more resounding.

Unexpectedly, this god of ninjas would suddenly come to Yunying Village, and it seemed that the comer was not good.

Could it be that she is here for Lord Jianyu Thunder God?

After realizing this, the faces of all the Yunyin ninjas changed dramatically.If the God of Ninja and Jianyu Leishen fight, it will inevitably be an earth-shattering battle, and if you are not careful, Yunyin will cease to exist.

"Master Tsunade!"

At this moment, Samui finally rushed downstairs, and after hearing Tsunade's self-registration number, she also fell into a huge shock.However, she quickly came back to her senses and walked quickly to Tsunade.

"Lord Thor, please come to his office." Samuel bowed to Tsunade, and respectfully made a gesture of invitation.

When Tsunade heard the words, she crossed her arms and glanced casually across the crowd. Everyone was silent, and no one dared to look at her.

Even Samuel trembled slightly, sweat dripping down his cheeks, down his chin, and onto his chest.

This woman's sense of oppression is too strong, almost equal to Lord Thor's.

Just when the atmosphere at the scene froze to the extreme, and everyone was about to suffocate under the pressure of Tsunade, Tsunade lowered his arms and uttered two words to Samui:

"lead the way."

"Please follow me." Samui breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly led Tsunade into the Raikage Building.

Boom boom boom!

In the corridor, there was a crisp sound of high heels, and the two women walked towards Lei Ying's office one after the other.

Tsunade looked at Samuel's slim back, frowning slightly.

Blonde hair, fair skin, beautiful appearance, big breasts... This young female ninja named Samui is surprisingly similar to her in every aspect of appearance.

"Are you that Thunder God's secretary? That guy has pretty good eyesight." She asked suddenly, with a hint of sarcasm towards Kisame in her tone.

"Mr. Tsunade, thank you for your compliment. I am very lucky to be appreciated by Mr. Thunder God and have the opportunity to work by his side." Samui replied respectfully, feeling grateful.

"Hmph, what a simple woman. Be careful that he has other plans for you." Tsunade snorted coldly and kindly reminded Samui.

"Master Tsunade, you misunderstood."

After hearing what Tsunade meant, Samui blushed first, and then subconsciously defended Kisame, "Master Thunder God is just like my father, he is not the kind of person you said. Please take back what you just said. what was said."

"Well, when I didn't say it."

Tsunade shrugged and stopped talking to Samui.But she immediately said to Huolu in her heart: "Liuwu, you saw that, as soon as that guy ran outside, he was promiscuous everywhere, when will you wake up, don't be deceived by him again!"

From Tsunade's point of view, men are all the same, whether it's Kisame or Jiraiya, they can't change their romantic nature, they belong to the same breed.

"Master Tsunade, Kisame-sama and I are spiritual partners. We are destined not to be together in the way of ordinary human men and women. So, even if he has intimate relationships with other women, I don't mind."

The live slug said with a smile.

As a slug that has lived for thousands of years, it doesn't care much about the gender concepts and red tape of the human world.For the living slug, what it appreciates most about Kisame is that he can abandon the human body without hesitation at any time in order to become the strongest and greatest creature.

How could such a person be obsessed with the affairs of men and women?

"So you're blaming me?"

Tsunade stopped and said angrily.Maybe the speaker of the live scorpion had no intention, but she, the listener, meant it - the live scorpion said that it couldn't be with the ghost, isn't it because Tsunade has been obstructing it?

"Master Tsunade, what's wrong with you?"

Samuel turned around and saw Tsunade standing there with displeasure on his face, so he asked in a low voice.

"It's okay." Tsunade temporarily ignored the living slug, and after seeing the office door at the end of the corridor, he strode over directly.

After approaching, she found that the door was ajar, and a young woman's voice came from inside.

"Lord Thor, do you feel more comfortable, do you need my hand to go down a little more, and use a little more force?"

Then, a man's voice that Tsunade was very familiar with sounded: "Well, you are very talented. I haven't been so relaxed in a long time."

What is this bastard doing in there?

She frowned, pushed open the door with a bang, and broke in.It turned out that it was a girl with long white hair and a wheat complexion who was giving a shoulder massage to a burly man.

"what!"

Tsunade's sudden intrusion startled Azabui and made her stop what she was doing.

Kisame slowly opened his eyes, meeting Tsunade's eyes.

"It's really you."

Tsunade's eyes flashed, and he said in a deep voice.Although the man in front of her didn't look like Kisame at all, through his eyes, she could see through the man's true face at a glance.

"I said, why did you come after me here? I didn't really do anything to you that night." Guixie spread his hands and complained helplessly.

Ok?

This sentence made Samuyi and Mabui prick up their ears at the same time, and they were very shocked.It sounds like there seems to be a story between Lord Thor and Tsunade, the god of ninjas?

"You bloody bastard..."

Tsunade gritted his teeth, not hiding his murderous intent, and the temperature in the entire office instantly dropped to freezing point.

"Don't be so excited, it scares the girls."

Kisame hurriedly persuaded Tsunade to extinguish the fire, and winked at the two secretaries, signaling them to step back first, and he wanted to be alone with Tsunade.

Samuyi and Mabuyi looked at each other, bowed to them respectively, and then retreated together.

"Who is this blond woman?"

Outside the door, Mabui asked Samui in a low voice.When she learned that the other party turned out to be the Sixth Mizukage Tsunade, she couldn't help opening her eyes wide and covering her mouth.

At this moment, a loud click sounded from the office, as if something had been smashed.

The two who hadn't gone far quickly opened the door again and looked into the office, only to see Tsunade punching the desk, smashing the large solid wooden desk in half.

"Thunder God, Tsunade-sama, what happened? Are you... all right?"

Samui boldly asked, if the two people in the office really fought, the consequences would be disastrous.

"Don't be nervous, Tsunade and I are reminiscing about the old days. Please go prepare a banquet and serve all the specialties of our Yunying Village. By the way, don't forget the tender chicken and shochu."

Guixie smiled slightly and gave instructions to the two of them.

"Yes." The two of them didn't dare to neglect after hearing the words, and immediately got busy preparing.

"Speak the truth."

Seeing the two secretaries leave, Kisame stood up, sat down on the sofa, and explained to Tsunade, "The reason why I came to Yunyin is because of Brother Jinyin. These two guys were used by Nagato to use dirt Reincarnated and resurrected, Nagato gave them the task of controlling Yunkage Village and finding the ultimate weapon hidden in Yunying-the Chakra Energy Cannon. This cannon can destroy the sacred tree of Kirigakure with only one shot. Bury the whole village. So after I got the news, I came to stop it immediately and resolved the crisis..."

He talked eloquently, and what he said was half-truth and half-false, very convincing, so that Tsunade couldn't find a point to refute.

It turned out to be the case.

"So, what are you going to do next, stay here and be Raikage?" She crossed her arms and looked down at Kisame sitting on the sofa.

"This might not be a good idea. You see, your current identity is Mizukage, and my identity is Raikage, or we can simply represent Yun Yin and Wu Yin and form an ally, what do you think? "

Ghost shark joked.

"Is it interesting? What's the difference between these things you do and children's play house." Tsunade sneered and mocked, thinking that Kisame was childish, and he was not interested in playing role-playing games with him.

"I'm just joking, you don't mind if you don't agree. However, you are here, so stay for a meal before leaving. The wagyu beef in Yunying Village is delicious, and the barbecue is paired with high-concentration shochu. Absolutely."

Kisame sent an invitation to Tsunade, and added at the end, "Of course, I know you are very busy. If you don't have time, forget it, don't force it."

Facing Guixie's invitation to dinner on the surface, it was actually a polite remark to order the guests to be chased away.

"I have plenty of time."

Tsunade raised his eyebrows, chose to be rebellious as always, sat down on the sofa opposite Kisame, and raised his legs.

So that night, Yunying Village held a grand dinner to entertain the honored guest who came from afar——Master Tsunade.

The news spread quickly, and once again set off huge waves at the high-level meeting tables of other major ninja villages...