Ninja World: I'm a persimmon, a ghost, and I'm not a human anymore

"What do you know, Mizukage-sama is young and promising, is his vision and taste worse than yours? Although Tsunade is a bit older, he has been well maintained and has a mature and beautiful charm. What do you think?"

"..."

These people were discussing with relish, when they suddenly felt a chill coming from behind them, which made them all tremble and have goosebumps all over their bodies.

They turned their heads and saw that Tsunade was looking murderous, rolled up his sleeves and was about to come over, apparently intending to shut them up with his fists.

"Oh my god, run, Tsunade's fist is not a joke."

The group of people were so frightened that they lost their minds and scattered immediately.

"Master Tsunade, don't be impulsive." On the other side, Shizune also exerted all her strength and held onto Tsunade desperately.

This is not Konoha, Tsunade can't help but lose his temper.

"Humph."

Tsunade snorted coldly, suppressed the anger in his heart, and walked to the door of the banquet hall with a dark face.

Terumi Mei is in charge of the reception here.When she saw Tsunade, she immediately walked up to him.

"Master Tsunade, please follow me, Master Mizukage and everyone have been waiting for you for a long time."

She bowed to Tsunade and made a gesture of invitation.

Terumi Mei, like other villagers, is full of respect for Tsunade, the "medical saint" who is well-known in the ninja world.Moreover, she also heard the rumors between Tsunade and Kisame, and couldn't help being very curious about the real relationship between the two.

A group of three people entered the banquet hall.

Tsunade saw Kisame on the main seat at a glance, sitting on a big luxurious chair, chomping on the grilled snake meat.

An image of the bandit leader in the cottage.

"Ton ton ton."

Kisame picked up the juice on the side and drank it all in one gulp. After hiccupping, he also saw Tsunade at the door.

He immediately smiled at Tsunade, stood up, clapped his hands, and signaled everyone in the hall to quiet down.

"This beautiful woman is Tsunade Hime. She is here to help us train medical ninjas. In the next few years, everyone should treat her as our own person and respect her as we respect me. do you understand?"

Guixier raised his voice and gave orders to everyone.

"Yes, Mizukage-sama!" The Kirigakure ninja in the hall promised loudly.

"Let's welcome Tsunade-sama with applause and join Kirigakure's big family." Yuanshi suggested, and took the lead in applauding as soon as he finished speaking.

Clap clap clap.

The others also applauded, giving Tsunade a warm welcome.

As the saying goes, kindness is hard to turn down.

Facing the Kirigakure people who warmly welcomed him, Tsunade couldn't make a face, so he could only force a smile.Afterwards, Terumi Mei brought him to the host-guest position on Kisame's right, and sat down.

"I don't eat snake meat."

As soon as Tsunade sat down, he said something, indicating that there was no need to serve her.She just came for a cutscene, and didn't want to stay here for a moment.

But Terumi Mei said very intimately: "Mizukage-sama has long considered your eating habits, and specially prepared high-quality shochu and tender chicken for you."

After speaking, someone brought up the fragrant tender chicken and shochu.

"Wow, these are Tsunade-sama's favorite food."

Shizune on the side said this, and glanced at Kisame in surprise, who didn't expect the latter to remember Tsunade's preferences so clearly.

As soon as she finished speaking, Tsunade glared at her.

"Nonsense, it's just so-so."

Tsunade said lightly, pretending to have no appetite, but her stomach betrayed her, making a gurgle.

"Giggle." Terumi Mei covered her mouth and smirked, and retreated.

Tsunade blushed.In fact, she can't be blamed for this, after all, she was locked in the Bliss Box for many days by Ghost Shark. At this time, she was like an animal waking up from hibernation, full of desire for food.

at this time.

"Tsunade, don't these foods suit your appetite? Then I'll let someone take it down." Kisame looked at Tsunade with a half-smile and said deliberately.

"do not."

Tsunade blurted out.Under the domination of her strong appetite, she simply didn't bother to pretend, and directly picked up the tender chicken with her hands, and started to feast on it.

She ate up the tender chicken in a few gulps, then picked up the whole wine bottle and drank heavily.

Such a "bold and unrestrained" eating appearance made everyone in Wuyin dumbfounded.

"Don't be dazed, let's enjoy a sumptuous dinner together. Eat enough, drink enough, and play enough tonight!"

Kisame held up the tea in his hand, and served it first as a respect.

When everyone heard the words, they also raised their glasses and drank it all in one gulp. The atmosphere at the banquet became more and more lively, with laughter and laughter.

After Tsunade drank a few bottles of wine in one breath, his face turned red and he was a little tipsy.

She originally had a bold personality, and with the effect of alcohol, she gradually let go, and quickly got acquainted with everyone in Kirigakure.

after an hour.

Grain

"What a bunch of useless guys."

Holding the bottle in hand, Tsunade couldn't help laughing as she looked at the group of Kirigakure ninjas who were drunk by her.

"Master Tsunade, drink less, it's not good for your health." Shizune exhorted helplessly, but it was obviously useless.

At this time, Tsunade, who was already drunk, stared at the dried persimmon Kisame beside him, wanting to compete with him in drinking capacity.

"I'm a minor, so I can't drink alcohol." Kisame said firmly.

"It's boring." Tsunade felt disappointed immediately, put down the wine bottle, and hiccupped.

The banquet draws to a close.

"I had a great time today, everyone go home and rest."

Following Kisame's words, everyone in Kirigakure got up from their seats, bowed to him, and exited the banquet hall.

Seeing this, Shizune also supported the drunken Tsunade, preparing to go back to the room to rest.

Suddenly, a big hand stretched out and blocked Jing Yin's body.

"Shizune, you go back first, I have something to talk to Tsunade alone." Kisame stared at Shizune, with a faint smile on his face, and said to the latter in an undeniable tone.

As soon as he finished speaking, Ye Cang, who was wearing a mask, stepped forward and led Jing Yin outside the door.

"I'm going to wait here for Tsunade-sama." Outside the door, Shizune refused to leave, worried that Kisame would do something bad to Tsunade.

Ye Cang didn't respond, but he didn't chase Jing Yin away either. He just stood at the door like a sculpture that couldn't speak, forbidding anyone to enter.

After everyone left, only Kisame and Tsunade were left in the banquet hall.

"Stop pretending, I know you're not drunk." Guixie said suddenly.

When Tsunade heard the words, he lost all drunkenness in an instant, his eyes flashed sharply, and his eyes became sharp.

"Did you let people spread those rumors?" She stared at Guixie and asked preemptively.

"What rumors?" Guixier froze for a moment, puzzled.

"Don't pretend, I don't believe it, you didn't hear a word." Tsunade sneered.

"Oh, are you talking about the rumors between me and you?"

Kisame shrugged suddenly, "It's just a misunderstanding of others. Aunt Tsunade, I think it's better for you not to think too much."

This aunt made Tsunade's face stiffen immediately.

Kisame smiled and continued to say to her:

"By the way, I have some good news for you. Your old lover Zirai has also become the Fourth Hokage. Don't worry, when you finish your mission in Kirigakure, you can go back to Konoha and be Hokage happily. Madame."

When Tsunade heard the news that Jiraiya had also become Hokage, he couldn't help but froze for a moment, but quickly responded coldly with a frown:

"How can I like Jiraiya's slutty guy? Compared with you, he is not much better."

"Tsk tsk, if you are so picky, even Mizukage and Hokage don't like it, no wonder you will become an old leftover woman. By the way, how does snake meat taste with shochu, isn't it good?"

Kisame satirized Tsunade a few words, and then asked teasingly.

Tsunade didn't eat snake meat at first, but after he tasted it, he ate more than anyone else, and he made more than ten catties by himself.

"It's not that good." Tsunade said stiffly, he didn't want to argue with Kisame here anymore, turned around and left as soon as he finished speaking.

"Really? I heard that slug meat is also delicious. Why don't we hold a dinner party tomorrow and invite you to eat grilled slug meat."

Kisame said behind her.

Hearing this, Tsunade turned back with a gloomy face, and warned Kisame word by word: "You'd better not mess around. Live slugs are much more terrifying than toads and snakes when they get angry."

"No way, who made you unwilling to introduce me to the slug fairy and let me learn fairy arts? I can only smash the jar."

Kisame said helplessly, and finally got to the point.

It's still about practicing immortality.

Seeing that Kisame was so persistent, Tsunade knew that she had to give a clear answer today, and she couldn't make excuses to procrastinate.

She sighed suddenly, and asked Kisame with a serious face:

"Do you know that practicing fairy art is not an easy task, but there are huge risks, even life-threatening?"

"I heard that if you fail to practice immortality, you will turn into a stone statue in Miaomu Mountain, and you will be eaten by snake immortals there in Longdi Cave. But what kind of immortality will the loser become in the wet bone forest? Don't know yet."

Ghost shark said truthfully.

"It seems that you have done a lot of homework."

Tsunade showed surprise on his face, and then he warned Kisame earnestly, "I can tell you responsibly, the wet bone forest is the most difficult among the three holy lands to practice immortal arts, and once you fail, you will definitely die. I didn't dare to try it either. Over the years, only my grandfather, Senshou Zhuma, has learned the celestial arts there."

She originally wanted to use these words to make Guixier retreat, but he didn't expect his eyes to light up after hearing it, and his interest became even greater.

"Oh? Then I can't wait, I have to go to Wetbone Forest."

He spoke with gusto, seeming to be brimming with great confidence.

"Dried persimmon ghost shark, you don't think that your talent and character can be compared with my grandfather's?"

Tsunade folded his hands on his chest, sneered, and tried to pour cold water on Kisame.

Hearing the words, Guixie burst into laughter suddenly, and the sound resounded throughout the banquet hall.

"What are you laughing at?" Tsunade frowned.

Kisame stopped laughing, took out a plant with interstitial cells, and threw it over to her.

"What does this mean? I said that I will not agree to your deal." Tsunade said while placing the plant on the table next to him.

"I'm not here to make a deal with you. I just feel that it's a pity that the wooden escape in Qianshouzhujian has been lost after hearing your words. And you are his only granddaughter, so I hope you can use this plant to inherit your grandfather. The Blood Inheritance Limitation gave me the opportunity to see the demeanor of the old ninja god again one day."

Kisame looked down at Tsunade and said slowly.

Tsunade was very surprised by his words.

"Really? I don't believe you are so generous."

She was still frowning, always feeling that Kisame had a conspiracy, how could she give her such a precious intercolumnar cell plant.

Tsunade didn't believe that Kisame's pattern was so big.

"Oh, that's because you don't understand how lonely it is to be invincible."

Kisame saw through Tsunade's thoughts, sighed, and suddenly approached her.

At this moment, his eyes were full of aggression, he grabbed Tsunade's wrists suddenly, and used the weight of his huge body to press her down on the dining table.

"Bastard, let me go!"

Tsunade roared and struggled hard, but she was completely suppressed by Kisame in terms of her strength, which she was most proud of.

"Master Tsunade!" Jing Yin outside the door was shocked when he saw this scene, thinking that Kisame was going to do something wrong to Tsunade.She wanted to rush in, but was stopped by Ye Cang's Kunai with a cold light.

155. I am not afraid of making too many enemies, but I am afraid that the enemies are not strong enough