my monster girlfriends

"Don't worry... This kind of process is subject to her subjective influence. Simply put, she can do whatever she wants." Xue Sheng paused, "As for turning into water... I guess she is angry or shy."

After finishing speaking, he asked curiously: "I would like to ask... In my impression, that girl is quite relaxed. How did you manage to make her so shy?"

"Eh..." Bai Yin hesitated, "Probably, on the street..."

"Damn it?" Xue Sheng was startled, "So exciting... Cough, is it so detrimental?"

"...I kissed you." Bai Yinxu rolled his eyes, "What are you thinking?"

"……nothing."

Xue Sheng's voice changed from a certain kind of excitement to a lazy feeling in an instant, "It's probably like this... You two can settle things by yourself, I'll hang up first."

"Okay...see you later."

After hanging up the phone, Bai Yin looked at the water on the ground and fell into a tangle.

"In other words, is this essentially a behavior similar to 'an ostrich stuffing its head into the sand'?" He muttered to himself in a moderate voice, "Probably it is described in literary works as 'I wish I could bury my head in the sand'." chest 'this kind?"

Suddenly, Bai Yin showed an expression of enlightenment, "Oh, is it because the bust size is not..."

Before the words were finished... a delicate fist had already hit Bai Yin's chest hard.

What followed... was the unbearable coquettishness of the good-tempered Miss Xueli.

"You don't have enough bust!"

...Look, it just came out.

Immortals are unhindered, the heavenly maiden falls in the dust: NO.24 The God of the World

Tread

When Fang Xi walked into this majestic church, some memories of the past appeared in his eyes.

Missing this kind of emotion always infiltrates people's hearts silently and drowns everything.

"I'm so glad you're still the same, Mr. Xi." The old handsome man dressed as a priest with a ponytail sat in front of the statue with a gentle smile. Behind him was a colorful mosaic glass, and below it was a delicate small fountain.

"You have changed a lot." Fang Xi said, "How are you doing recently?"

"As usual, guide some lost lambs, judge the souls of some sinners, and take care of the construction of the almshouse...Mr. Arthur has always been very rich and has helped me a lot."

"Dignified God, you still need financial help... How come there is a feeling that the goddess who is responsible for reincarnating the brave has become a companion of the brave herself?"

"That's a pity. I'm neither God nor mentally retarded." Noah said gracefully that he got Fang Xi's meme, "I'm just an ordinary priest."

"Okay, okay, you are what you say..." Fang Xi didn't bother to correct the other party's misunderstanding of the term "ordinary priest".

"I have to say, when I see you, I always think of your father..." Noah sighed, "However, you are much more polite than him."

Fang Xi was really a little strange: "Shouldn't I just say hello? I don't believe in God, and I didn't make three kowtows and nine obeisances to come in... Where did the saying 'too much polite' come from?"

Noah asked: "Do you know why I waited here on purpose?"

"Appreciate further details."

"Because I wasn't there when your father came in."

"Then?"

"Then he told the nun at the door that I owed him a lot of money."

"This is okay."

Noah said slowly: "Then, he said he was the owner of a nightclub."

Fang Xi: "..."

As expected of that man, even after he passed away for many years, his baseness is still like the radiation from Chernobyl, lingering in all parts of the world, causing harm for thousands of years...

He joked: "Then to prove my mother's loyalty, do I have to put a flyer on the door every time I come over, 'Bastard Noah stole [-] million and ran away with my sister-in-law'? "

After finishing speaking, he thought of something, "By the way, I remember that you are not that extravagant..." He looked around, his eyes respectively skipping over the towering peaks, exquisite tiles, noble carpets and majestic infinity. The face god said, "Are you... embezzling Arthur's funds? His big dog will certainly not mind, but you are not afraid of the housekeeper coming to the door with a knife?"

"No, this church was built with funds from the local rich."

"Hey... to make them take the initiative to pay, are you doing it for their wives? For example, no matter how hard the wife of a certain family tries to prevent infertility, you go to her boudoir to 'practice' for a few hours, and see immediate results. After ten months, the child is not only beautiful and healthy, but also more handsome than his father..."

Noah was silent for half a second, and said sincerely: "You have proved your mother's loyalty, really."

... With the knowledge of this flirty talk, if you say that he doesn't have that man's blood, no one else will believe it.

"Let's stop here for gossip. I am still me, but I am no longer young. When I was young, I could take beautiful girls around New York, take out the screws I prepared in advance on the roller coaster, and say that the roller coaster fell off. I came down, watched her scream, and finally kissed each other's eyebrows on the Ferris wheel, but now I still have a lot of things... If you are interested, we can make an appointment later, call some old friends, and have dinner , chat." Fang Xi said, "As for now, let's get down to business."

"Yes, at that time I was forced to interrupt your dating process, and then I was scolded by you for more than ten minutes... I didn't even repeat a sentence." Noah teased, and walked in front, "Please follow me."

They walked through the spacious aisle, and saw a group of girls dressed in nun costumes. They were full of youth, and the black cloth couldn't cover up their lively lines. They came talking and laughing. When they saw Noah, they happily called Greeting, those expressions are like opening a surprise gift.

Fang Xi asked, "Who are those girls?"

"That's the girls in the choir... They were all homeless orphans who grew up in the poorhouse. Some chose to go to college, some went to work, and some became nuns on their own initiative, probably out of a desire to repay. "Noah smiled, "Gratefulness is a beautiful virtue of human beings, and I will not interfere."

Fang Xi smiled inexplicably, "This kind of gratitude is not pure..." He saw longing and nostalgia in the eyes of those girls, and he was too familiar with this kind of look.

This is normal, it would be better to say that there is no abnormality, no girl would hate an elegant and handsome male god like Noah, not to mention that he is really a male god, a god in the world.

"It's a normal stage in a girl's life." Noah didn't care. The so-called desireless is strong, the more desireless, the more indifferent, "Some kind of emotion similar to Electra complex... will always grow up."

"I guess it's not easy." Fang Xi commented.

Gratitude, the kindness of nurturing, if there are boys who want to catch up with Noah, the difficulty can be imagined...

"Speaking of which, is it a tradition for churches to establish almshouses?"

"Probably." Noah's tone was indifferent, "During the Middle Ages, they would adopt certain children, give them food and shelter, and train them into loyal believers. They took them away and trained them into 'judges' through the cruel training of narrow escapes, responsible for infiltrating, assassinating, seducing, stealing information, etc..."

When he said this, his tone became indifferent, as if he was really a majestic god.

"That's a long time ago, what does it have to do with you?"

"Of course it does matter. Of course I have to pay for the sins committed by the church through God's glory." Noah smiled, "Because I am God, am I not?"

He is the kind of man who humbly expresses that he is just an ordinary priest when faced with glory; but when he bears the sin, he never shirks his responsibility as a "god".

"Then..." Noah stopped, "This is one of the crimes."

Fang Xi raised his head.

What caught the eye was a transparent container, and in the container, there was a beautiful angel floating - this is not a metaphor, it is indeed an angel, with three pairs of white wings, one pair covering the face, one pair covering the body, and one pair covering the body. Covers feet.

"This is the soul I collected when I sorted out the reincarnation... Her name is Elaine. I checked her memory and prepared to judge her life, but found that she was one of the sinful tragedies of the church—at the same time, I also I discovered the interference of the Countermeasure Bureau... so I thought of you, although I don't know what you want to do, but she should be related to your layout."

"This is why I asked you to come here."

Immortals without hindrance, the celestial girl falls in the dust: NO.25 I like you in three scenes

Time is like the membrane of a 30-year-old woman. You don't need to know how it disappears, you just need to keep moving forward along the track.

In the blink of an eye, it is the New Year.

For Bai Yin, this new year is of great significance.

In his opinion in the past, the so-called holidays are essentially "reasons for humans to give certain things that can be done at ordinary times to 'do it at a certain time, and then not do it for the rest of the year'", father On Teacher's Day, people don't thank their father for a whole year, and on Teacher's Day, people ignore their teacher's kindness throughout the year.

In addition to these, festivals are often full of deception and lies, such as "as long as you don't cry or make trouble, and go to bed early, there will be an old man with a white beard who will give you a gift at the risk of breaking into a private house and being shot dead on the spot." , Another example is "I just want to go shopping with you today, there is really no other meaning, I bring my ID card to prevent emergencies"...

Of course, we all know that the above language will most likely eventually devolve into "I didn't get a Christmas present because you weren't good enough" and "I just can't get in" and the latter may eventually become " I'll definitely be out there"...

This kind of farce comparable to "burning fake money on Qingming Festival" happens every year, and it is not uncommon.

In fact, until now, Bai Yin still upholds the above point of view.

Fortunately, Xueli was not influenced by Bai Yin at all. She is very enthusiastic about every festival. She even took Bai Yin to buy a full set of Santa costumes for Christmas before, and gave them to him very seriously. He is a packaged apple... Bai Yin really wants to say that in Xiaguo, the so-called Christmas has already become a shape that promotes the population. Apple or something even looks a little old-fashioned.

But Bai Yin couldn't say these words, who can refuse them?This kind of girl is all for your own good, even celebrating a festival with you as the core... He took the apple with great care, and then ate it bit by bit, without peeling the peel.

... The above behavior has nothing to do with the Christmas dress that Xueli wore when she gave the apples, and it really has nothing to do with it.

So this year's New Year, Xueli's emotions are quite excited... For them, this New Year is extraordinary, because this joy belongs to them completely, there is no sadness about parting, and there is no mess thing.

Xueli was looking at the sugar figurine in his hand.

The sugar figurine was drawn by an old grandfather on the street. Time will bury a lot, and similar memories will often be drowned. When Bai Yin was a child, there were many stalls for this kind of sugar painting. The sticky caramel dripped down and dripped on the The hot iron plate, solidified by high temperature, turns into interesting patterns... When I grow up, this kind of stall becomes more and more rare, and I just saw it by chance, so I bought one.

Xueli has never seen this kind of skill before, although she understands the principle, she still yells like a child. When the store handed over the sugar figurine, she took it with the speed of a high school student's self-study homework, for fear of being caught by others. As if snatching it... I couldn't put it down, and after that, I looked at it in front of my eyes, my eyes were shining, but I couldn't bear to say anything.

"It's best to eat quickly." Bai Yin reminded.

If the caramel is well preserved, it won't melt away, but it's certain that it will change its taste... But it won't change its taste. With the degree of congestion on the street at this time, and the strength of the sugar man, if one is not careful, it will not be broken or will remain. .

After finishing speaking, Xueli showed a troubled expression on his face...

She gently turned the sugar figure, pursed her lips, her eyes flickered... Bai Yin saw her expression, it was also funny, just about to say something, but saw the sugar figure actually appeared in front of him.

"Ah Bai eats first." She said.

"Aren't you very precious about this?"

"Yes, so you eat first."

——If it wasn’t precious, why would I let you eat it first?

Bai Yin read this sentence from those eyes.

He was not pretentious, and he did not stretch out his hand, and took a bite with a "click".

"Is it sweet?" Expectant eyes.

"Well... it tastes good." It's actually the taste of ordinary caramel.

"Then take another bite."

"You don't eat?"

"Why don't you eat first..."

And then, the sugar man was eaten up by Bai Yin in one bite...

"...Didn't you not eat a single bite?" Bai Yin was helpless.

"Um, because it's very pleasant..."

"Feeding can make you happy? So you have this habit?"

"It's okay, it's okay... By the way, you are also very happy to eat! If you finish eating my candy man, you will pay me!" Xueli mastered the essence of fighting back without a teacher.

"It's normal to be happy being fed by you, after all, I like you."

"What did you say?"

Of course it wasn't that Xueli's ears were bad, she could hear clearly, but she just couldn't believe what she heard... For a split second, her whole body seemed to be soaked in red dye, and the bright red spread like a virus all over the place. There was even faint steam coming out of his cheeks.

"Hey, there seems to be someone playing balloons in front, let's go and have a look?"

"I asked you just now..."

"Oh, there are rewards for hitting a certain number. I said why so many people... Well, this hit requirement, tsk tsk, this is an unscrupulous businessman! Come on, let me teach him a lesson."

"Playing stupid, right?"

Bai Yin left without looking back...

The warm winter sun rose slowly, dispelling the coolness like ice skates. In the distance, a few children were playing snowball fights, making noise like red carp.

When Xueli chased after him, Bai Yin had already paid the money, picked up the air gun and pointed it at the balloon, looking focused like a sharpshooter.He patted the body of the gun lightly, and the boss's hands and feet in the toy gun were already clear to his chest, and then he shot every second, only to hear the sound of "popping" one after another, leaving only fragments of balloons everywhere , the firearms that returned to their original positions, and the boss's ignorant expression of "you're fucking kidding me"...

He clapped his hands, and won the highest and most luxurious prize, the oversized puppet, neatly like a western cowboy. If he had a cigarette in his mouth at this time, it would be even more similar.

...With the magician, the Baiyin machine can aim at a moving target of 2000 meters, and it is easy to shoot a balloon.

Huge cheers suddenly erupted from the surroundings. From the loudness of this voice, we can know the resentment of the onlookers towards the stall owner... The so-called unrighteous deeds will kill themselves, and the slut will be punished by the wicked, but that's it.

Looking at this scene, Xueli seemed to be laughed out of anger... But then, a sincere and beautiful smile slowly emerged.

She suddenly remembered the past... the good, jewel-like past.

In that long solitude... one of the few, not at all lonely, even happy pasts.

"Abai." She called.

"Ok?"

"I like you too."