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Master of the Demon City: NO.93 (4) Shocked that a certain demon emperor did such a thing to the ancestral hall

"Too much deceit!" Yao Si, a demon slapped the conference table open, with an expression as if he found his wife was drying clothes on the balcony, and then the clothes hanger fell and hit Ximen Qing.

On the side, the pretty little demon reminded in a low voice: "Patriarch, we are demons, we should say that we bully demons too much."

The patriarch's tone stagnated, "It's too much, it's too much!"

At the conference table, there was a lot of excitement at this time. After all, the monsters are so big, and everyone is relatively free. Zhang's parents and Li's family are short, and Wang's daughter-in-law is shameless. They pass on to each other. Can spread over and over.

"What's going on?" asked an ill-informed question.

"Ask him yourself."

The victim was pointed at like this, the corner of his mouth twitched, his old face blushed for a long time, but he didn't say a word.

After all, everyone is a decent monster, and it's really hard to say that shit was splashed on the door of their own ancestral hall...

...Yes, you read that right, this is indeed what Long Chi did during the day.

Needless to say, I know that this is definitely not something that the former Long Chi could do...

This bad idea came from Baiyin.

If the material conditions are sufficient, sanitation is of course necessary. Because of cultural problems, there are often all kinds of excrement on the streets. Although due to the existence of demon law, there is much less feces and urine than in medieval European streets, but there are fewer It doesn't mean there isn't one, one day Baiyin stepped on something when he went out to do some errands...

...In terms of high emotional intelligence, the dung beetle family here must have no worries about food and clothing.

Then there is nothing to talk about. Find a professional, especially the dung beetle family. It is really professional. You don’t need training. You can start working after pulling it over. Everyone in this tribe has the innate skill of "pushing dung balls", so the dung buckets are saved.

Of course, because of the overly reliable farming ability of the cattle buddies, the fertilizers were not used up in the end, but it is not a problem to pile them up there. Blow with cloud and mist again, um...

"In short, that emperor is simply not a son of man!" A certain victim was exasperated.

"Patriarch, the emperor is not a son of man, or those sitting here are not sons of man. If you really want to scold him, you should say you are not a demon..." The pretty little demon reminded again in a low voice.

Some creatures like monsters are so patient that they can peck through a whole tree just to plan a worm. If the tree can become a spirit, thank its whole family; You can make hundreds of thousands of decoration plans at home... Obviously, this patriarch belongs to the latter.

He couldn't bear it anymore: "Which race are you from? Do you still want to do it?"

Xiao Yao thought about it, and replied: "I really don't want to do it that much anymore, because this job is really boring, it's time to change jobs."

He passed the patriarch, walked calmly to the main seat of the conference table, patted the shoulder of the old demon sitting there, with a kind expression and gentle tone:

"So, please, can you give me a break?"

The eyes of all the demons were focused on this arrogant little demon at this time, and some demons sneered, because this scene was indeed very interesting, and unlike humans, being able to sit in the main seat here was definitely not based on seniority or qualifications. There is one and only one thing about connections, and that is being able to fight.

Soon his hand will be eaten whole, right?Or was the whole head ripped out with the spine?It just so happens that the melons and fruits are a bit greasy, and it would be nice to have some meat to moisten the mouth - Youyou smiled and thought.

And the next moment, he couldn't laugh anymore, because the demon on the main seat was neither angry nor made a move after being patted on the shoulder.

He just stood up blankly, walked away, and even pulled out the chair for the other party intimately.

Xiao Yao smiled and nodded at him, "Thank you." He sat on the chair, picked up an empty cup and handed it over, his tone light and polite, "By the way, help me get a cup to drink, I prefer hot milk, if you don't have , clear water is also fine.”

The main demon bowed to him, took the cup, and walked out of the gate expressionlessly.

This scene is really horrifying, horrifying and funny, like a drama reflected on film, accompanied by the sound of clicking machinery, but none of you present can laugh, their clothes are soaked in cold sweat, and some of them have already jumped When I got up, the sound of rattling chairs echoed in the empty room.

Some demons also turned their heads to look at the victim whose ancestral hall was splashed with feces, because at this time the demon in the main seat came out from behind the victim. They wanted to read something from this demon's face, but in fact In fact, the victim was more confused than them, as if the person who caught his wife's clothes hanger suddenly changed from Ximen Qing to Ximen Chuuxue.

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Ruhu. If you follow Yaodu's announcement, then you should be able to see my name on the wanted list, and see a list of rewards below that make me feel a little bit excited... also Because of that, my face is not the same as that one."

Ruhu said slowly, "I have stayed in the human world for a long time. In the meeting over there, when a person with power and strength speaks, no other voice will be allowed on the table. If there is, the speaker's ending is often not very good."

He smiled: "I like this rule very much, it is very reasonable and efficient, so I think it should be like this here, are you right?"

He was obviously smiling when he said this, his smile was approachable and like a spring breeze, but no monster could feel the kindness of this smile, he could only feel a familiar trembling feeling - as if facing a large meat licking his teeth animal.

Finally a demon spoke, it was a wolf: "Who are you?"

"I said, my name is Ruhu, whether the name is real or fake, in the words of one of my acquaintances, everyone is out to cheat, the name is not important. "Ruhu said with a smile, "Of course, I guess, this is definitely not what you want to ask."

He swept his eyes over the group of monsters who were looking at them in one way or another, "But this is not important. From now on, my identity is the most powerful and powerful monster on this table, and I am going to carry out the most powerful demons." Something that only the most powerful and powerful demon can do."

Wu Yao retorted.

"Very good. It seems that everyone agrees with my words. This is a very happy thing. When you encounter happy things, you have to have a drink." Ruhu said with a smile, "It's a pity that I don't have any Drinks that can be eaten, so let’s skip this step and let’s get to the point.”

"First of all, it's the first point."

He tapped the table with his index finger and made a "duh" sound.

The voice was so pleasant and so distant that the wolf demon who had just asked the question couldn't help but smile. He had never had such a satisfying experience, as if flying in the sky tens of thousands of meters away.

All the demons looked at him in horror. In their sight, the wolf demon showed a very happy smile, then stopped breathing happily, and his pupils were dilated.

"As I said before, when I speak, it's best not to make other voices." Ruhu said, "Otherwise, his ending will not be very good..."

"Do what you say, the most basic integrity, isn't it?"

Master of the Demon Capital: NO.94 and above (5) Conspirator, conspirator

The next day, the Government Affairs Office.

"Did you finally show up..." Bai Yin took the file and quickly glanced at it.

"What? What's the matter? What happened?" Long Chi hit the demon king three times on the spot.

The corners of Bai Yin's eyebrows twitched, and he suddenly had the urge to lift the table.

Sure enough, there are always some people whose greatness can only be understood after you have personally experienced it. At least Bai Yin now has a deep understanding of how Prime Minister Zhuge was when he assisted Liu Chan.

I have to sigh that the phrase "There is no clear ambition unless you are indifferent, and there is no way to go far without tranquility" is indeed the prime minister's life perception. This is going to change Bai Yin's side. Hang up and smoke.

Thinking about it this way, every time Zhuge Liang wanted to slap Liu Chan, he should have used this sentence to convince himself, telling himself that you should be indifferent, you should be peaceful, at least you must control your hands and not slap this little fat man...

(Note: "There is no clear ambition unless you are indifferent, and there is no way to go far without tranquility." It was written in 234 A.D., the year the prime minister died, but he may have realized it long ago. Well, this cannot be verified...)

Bai Yin rubbed his eyebrows and sighed: "Do you remember what I asked you to do yesterday?"

"Nonsense." Long Chi pinched his nose, "If you were to throw shit at someone's house, would you forget about it?"

"I told you that those demons are very clear opponents of the system. That is to say, as long as they exist, they will obstruct the issuance of my decree." Bai Yin ignored her, "Then what do you think? Why did you just ask you to find trouble yesterday, instead of letting you slaughter the clan?"

"Hmm... because you are kind-hearted?" Long Chi tentatively said something that she didn't even believe.

Upon hearing this, Bai Yin slapped the table immediately: "It's true!"

Long Chi: "..."

No, I really want to laugh, but if I laugh here, I will definitely be punished, so I have to hold back, and I must hold back... I can't hold it anymore, puff.

If Bai Yin can be related to the four characters of kindness, Long Chi thinks it’s okay for her to brag about saving all living beings...

Maybe someone also felt that the style of painting was not suitable, coughed lightly: "...The reason why I let you go there with great fanfare is essentially to convey information."

"what's the message?"

"The implementation of my system has come to an end." Bai Yin said, "And history tells us... Many times, killing some people can often solve many things."

"So that's how it is..." Long Chi was stunned, "...But are you sure they can understand what you mean?"

It's not that Long Chi is proud, the so-called red one who enters Zhu, and one who enters ink is black (not a typo), although she is not good at strategy, but there is such a cunning and evil as Bai Yin... old treacherous... treacherous... In short, that's it Interesting teacher, teach here hand in hand.

In addition, she once also received royal education from the human side.

So, no matter what, her IQ is higher than the average level of the Yaozu...

But even she had to be reminded by Bai Yin to understand this meaning... Are you sure other monsters can understand?

Still the same sentence, God predicts that he will not move when he encounters...

"They don't need to understand it." Bai Yin put down the file, "...as long as there is a demon who can understand it, that's enough."

......

......

"I know that you are very angry, and I am also very angry, because the majestic Yaohuang disregarded her kind, but listened to a human being so straightforwardly, and even insulted us so straightforwardly."

The demon priest, like a fox holding a cup of hot milk, his peaceful voice echoed in the room and flowed into the ears of every demon present.

"But in fact, we have almost no chance to be angry, because next, more angry things will happen."

"That is, those who oppose me will die."

Ruhu used concise and vivid language as much as possible, "Do you know how to cook? It's like a meal. If it were you, you would like to make raw materials such as rice, noodles, meat, eggs, milk, etc. Delicacy, and it is about to succeed, but at this time, there are so many raw materials that are unwilling to be made into dishes, which may hinder the progress of the entire banquet... What will you do?"

His eyes slowly swept across the listening monster, and he smiled and said, "I will use a knife to chop up those raw materials bit by bit, and then pour them out."

"But what should we do?" A demon asked, "Should we directly defy the emperor?"

Interesting to say, until now, many demons present here think that their behavior is not a betrayal of the demon emperor, if I really want to say, it can only be a disobedience to a certain human being... Really let them defy Long Chi, They are afraid or even unwilling.

The concept of respecting the strong is deeply rooted.

"No, no, how can this be disobedience?" Ruhu said calmly, "The emperor does not listen to his own kind, but trusts a human being. This is wrong! Therefore, what we have to do is to remove It’s just that human being, as long as the hateful human beings are eliminated, the emperor will still be the emperor, the emperor we respect, isn’t it?”

"This kind of practice is also very common in the human world. It is called 'cleaning the emperor's side'. Qing means clearing away. The emperor refers to the emperor, and the side refers to those villains next to the emperor... Combined, it means to eliminate the emperor. The slanderous officials beside him, and this... is for the demon capital."

He spoke eloquently, his eyes were bright when he spoke, like a teacher who is not tireless, and his speaking skills are superb, even if placed in the human world, he is also a good material for pyramid schemes, let alone placed here, it is simply Dimensionality reduction blow.

However, even Ruhu, there are unexpected things.

such as……

"Well, what do you mean by slander?"

"...a courtier who can slander."

"Um, 'slander'...?"

Ruhu: "..."

He suddenly wanted to kill people, and killing demons was not impossible.

......

The next day, the fact that the actual regime in the demon city has been controlled by human beings was spread by all races. Some demons said that the newly introduced banknotes are actually just waste paper. Some demons said that the collection of household registrations is for the convenience of being ruled by the human world. Some demons said that the demon emperor has been bewitched by humans. , The sorcerer's talk is even more eunuch's meeting-nonsense.

Three days later, conspiracy theories continued to rage, and it was said that the cheap materials of the Dragon Palace were all because they came from the human world, and their purpose was unpredictable.

Some angry people stormed the Dragon Palace, were chopped up and eaten, and hung their heads to show the public.

In another two days, the seven clans were wiped out, their homes were ransacked and their families were beheaded. Some people observed that the demon emperor waved his sleeves angrily, the clouds and mist rolled up, and there were no bones left.

Ya Zi speaks out, those who act recklessly and those who harbor deceit will be repaid.

On the fourth day, a demon wept blood in front of the gate of the Dragon Palace, sadly saying that the demon will not be a demon, and people's hearts are unpredictable. After reading, he killed himself on the spot, blood splashed on the palace gate, and knelt down to the demon priest after death, meaning to sue the ancestors.

Since then, the situation has been ups and downs and chaos has gradually emerged.

And the confrontation between man and demon is officially on the bright side.

Master of the Demon Capital: NO.95 and above (6) Annoyed demons, calm people

In the Dragon Palace, Bai Yin is still working overtime, half of the warm tea is left in the porcelain cup beside his hand, and the figure of a dragon is swaying on the surface of the tea.

Judging from the face, the demon emperor is obviously not in a good mood, or it is simply terrible. Since the rumors about Baiyin started a few days ago, she has always been in this posture. If her race is not a dragon but a cat , then her current state should be "the mouse ran away, was thrown away by the excrement shoveler, and was bitten by a dog when she encountered wild catnip while wandering"...

"Okay, okay, calm down." Bai Yin smiled and pushed the half cup of tea over, "Come on, drink some tea, this is made by Xiu Rong, you see, I am only willing to drink half of it."

"I really don't understand." Lord Yaohuang was obviously angry, and took the cup casually, not caring that the cup was used by Bai Yin, and drank it with his head up. His pretty facial features are now ugly as hell. Knowing that he was furious, "Your policy is definitely good for the people."

"No, many times, because of various problems, what the superior thinks is good for the subordinate may not necessarily be really good; It's a bad debt."

Bai Yin picked up the cup, held it up to his eyes, and looked at the bottom of the cup, "Take your ancestor in name as an example... The reason why Ming Taizu rebelled was because of the decline of the Great Yuan, although Yuan Dynasty did not do anything. There are many reasons for the collapse of personnel, but one of the more important points is to repair the Yellow River."

"This is a rare thing that the Yuan Dynasty wanted to do, and it was a thing that benefited the country and the people, and then it collapsed, and then the dynasty is gone..."

"So many times, things are not what you think. It's not that I think I'm doing the right thing, and you think I'm doing the right thing, so this thing is really right..."

"'Don't be disrespectful, just like thinking, An Ding speech, peace of the people! You can't grow up, you can't follow your desires, you can't be satisfied, you can't be extremely happy', from "Book of Rites", the superior should not give up self-vigilance, happiness and anger cannot be expressed Yu Se, don't be impatient when speaking...

This point is the same when it comes to the implementation of government orders. You have to carefully consider every step and calculate the rules from top to bottom before you can implement them. You are the emperor here. If you still want to calm the people, then this is You need to remember. "

Seeing that Bai Yin was not in a hurry, and even had the time to tell her stories, Long Chi was very impatient: "Then let me ask you, is this how your government order is implemented?"

"Yes."

"Is it really beneficial to the people after it is implemented?"