my monster girlfriends
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The question is: Would it be better for me to die now?
But after five seconds, Bai Yin could still think of something.
And see, he first glanced over the faces of the three girls.
The corners of the lips are pulled up.
Showing a unique, gentle smile that can be painted on the cover of comics and can make all girls who have fantasies about love fall in love at first sight.
Then, like a dancer doing a boob salute at the curtain call, he took half a step back gently.
Snapped--
Close the door.
change!body!At once!Walk!
Then... a call sounded in his ears through the door.
"Abai?"
It was a sound that was not at all threatening.
It is gentle, gentle, and not impatient, like the faint scent of perfume when a dance partner met at a dinner party is spinning under the spotlight, like the scattered dandelions blown away by the warm wind, It was like a whisper from the lips on the shoulders when embraced by a delicate body.
But... It was this call that abruptly stopped Bai Yin's footsteps.
turn around.
Re-open the door.
And then... To recap, it’s like an otaku looking for spell-casting materials at night, and suddenly encounters a work with a gentle painting style, a perfect plot, and excellent spell-casting effects. When the homeroom teacher got the information and told me to hand in my homework quickly, the sentence "Hello..." was like a sentence that contained extremely complicated emotions.
"……I am here."
A sorcerer took a deep breath.
"is there anything?"
......
......
Half a minute later, there was another person in the dormitory, which wasn't too big.
The two girls, Xueli sat at the table, leaning against the back of the chair, with her legs spread apart, one arm crossed her chest, her index finger on her delicate chin, and she was smiling; Zhu Xiurong was sitting quietly at a distance of one meter. , with the legs folded together, it has the charm of a lady.
For some reason, her cheeks were frighteningly rosy.
As for a certain "pet"...
She wanted to immediately jump on the shoulders of her own shit-shoveling officer, cry about the tragic experience this afternoon, and by the way, tell the "conspiracy" of the two future shit-shoveling officers, and tell the master that girls can't be trusted!The more beautiful the girl is, the more deceitful she is!
However... After being glanced at by Xueli with smiling eyes, Miao Wuwu silently chose an inconspicuous corner to squat down, curled up into a cat ball.
...Thinking about it carefully, with the master's omniscience and omnipotence, how could he fail to see through such a clumsy little trick?
You know, every time she secretly uses the savings of the shit-shoveling officer to buy high-end cat food, no matter how thoroughly the evidence is deleted, no matter how seamless the receiving process is, the latter can pinch the cat's nape expressionlessly , and then threw her in front of the cat food that had been divided into five hiding spots, but had now been regrouped!
What is it called?This is called Mingchaoqiu!In ancient times, this is simply Bai Qingtian!The judge with the moon on his head is so weak, isn't it?
... so silence here is also understandable!
This is not betrayal, but trust in the shit shovel officer... Yes, trust!
Naturally, Bai Yin didn't know the mental activities of a certain cat.
If he knew... probably imitating the famous jurist and baker Dio Brando, silently throwing cats into coffins.
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And see, inside the house, Bai Yin is sitting on the bed, crossing his hands, holding the bridge of his nose, speaking in a tone like being sent to the dock of a military court, and facing him is the people who are trying him:
"It seems... this is my end."
Zhu Xiurong tilted his head, with a question mark on his head, silently looking at Xueli.
Then, I got a look of "he is like this, just get used to it"...
Bai Yin didn't seem to see this at all, and sighed melancholy, like an executioner whose hands had to be bloody for ideals and positions.
"Well... In this case, I have nothing to refute." He said, "But at least, I hope that after I die, my ashes can be sent to the countermeasure bureau, and then mixed into the countermeasure bureau chief's supper, etc. Tell him the truth after he eats..."
"...What's the matter." Xueli still didn't hold back after all, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Why are you going to die?"
"Probably because..." Bai Yin said, "According to my experience, when a man is faced with the situation I am in now, he usually does not survive half an episode, and his death is extremely tragic, and there is exclusive background music when he dies... "
"Where does your experience come from?"
""Days on the Campus"." Bai Yin stroked his chin, "By the way, I have always thought that this name is very spiritual. You see, the original name is "School Days". It literally translates to 'daily life at school'. However, the translation by the Sinicization Team does not change the meaning much, but it hints at the plot direction of this work..."
"Ah Bai." Xueli smiled peacefully, "Don't change the subject."
"...As ordered."
Master of the Demon City: NO.82 Struggling, Struggling, Struggling, Failed...
Damn, is it too much to change the subject...
Feeling helpless, Bai Yin simply collapsed on the bed of Her Highness the Princess.
"Well...it's my fault." He said weakly, "As a modern human being with roughly normal three views, I have always avoided falling into this situation... Now I can only say that I have been too busy recently. "
He murmured, "I used to watch TV shows and thought this phenomenon was nonsense, but it turned out to be so reliable..."
Zhu Xiurong was curious: "Television show?"
"Ah, the general content is... When a passer-by is on the phone, pass some weird things to see if the other party will subconsciously catch it." Baiyin said, "Generally speaking, human beings can only concentrate As for doing one thing, as for the 'watching the phone while eating', it is because the behavior of 'eating' does not need to be taken too seriously... But even so, if you are too focused, accidents will happen. This is why Wang Xizhi eats ink .”
He paused, "And 'making a phone call', most of the time, takes up most of the brainpower of human beings, so at this time, people probably don't care what the other party handed over, and just I caught it subconsciously, and ended up taking the girl's pink corset under the camera, holding it in my hand and looking at it for more than ten seconds before I realized it..."
Her Royal Highness, who has never watched TV but only heard about it, expressed shock: "Does this kind of program even exist..."
"Obviously, there are." Bai Yin shrugged, "Entertainment programs are essentially for attracting people's attention, that is, for making money, and businessmen, who can make money, have always had no taboo...as long as they can attract people to watch Going on, goodness can be cast aside by thousands of people, sin can become a Buddha immediately, goodness can be a tiger's minion, and a prostitute can turn around. As for morality and benevolence, in their eyes, it is something that business does not talk to the people, and people do not fight with dogs. Whitewashing peace is enough .”
Xueli just waited quietly for him to finish a line full of force in a casual tone, and then asked with a smile: "Have you finished?"
"Um, in fact, if you are interested, I can also popularize the knowledge of using capital to operate traffic, and I will also..."
Xueli was helpless: "Is that why you want to change the subject?"
Bai Yin was even more helpless: "If you don't change the subject, what else can I say?" Pausing for a while, "For example, since everyone is here by fate, why not just squeeze like this tonight?"
A little princess who had just reacted and wanted to ask "Is this changing the subject?" heard this, so she didn't cough, and choked to death on the spot.
By the way, a cat in a certain corner muttered "I don't care"...
Xueli put on an expression like that of some two policemen, wanting to laugh but holding back.
"Ah Bai, are you... are you still struggling?"
"Otherwise?" Bai Yin said, "This kind of matter is not a high-level math problem, and it can be solved with a toilet."
A certain meow star who failed general medicine doesn't want to talk...
After all, according to this, the last time she went to the toilet, she might have to squat for a whole day.
"But I've said it many times, don't worry about it." When Xueli said this, she stretched out her hand to pull Zhu Xiurong, and made a very intimate gesture that looked like a girlfriend with a particularly good relationship, "Besides, Xiurong doesn't care too much." Do you mind this... By the way, in history, this kind of situation is very common, right?"
Wait, when did their relationship become so good...
Bai Yin murmured something in his heart, and then took a long breath.
"The thing is like this." He said in a vicissitudes of life like a middle-aged man in a bar, "About when I was eight years old, my parents had a quarrel."
"I don't know the reason, anyway, that night, after I finished my homework, my dad had already slammed the door out, and my mother said to me...tonight, if I dare to let my dad in, she will whip me A meal, pumped with high heels."
Both Xueli and Zhu Xiurong are very interested in Baiyin's family situation.
So, "And then?"
"Then, at about eleven o'clock at night, my dad started knocking on the door." Bai Yin said expressionlessly, "And I, in order to avoid the pain of flesh and blood, had already locked the door in advance, that's the kind... If you lock it inside, you can't open the lock outside even with a key."
After saying this, he asked, "Do you know how this story ends?"
Shake your head, shake your head.
"The ending is... at about twelve o'clock in the morning, my dad came in, and it was my mother who opened the door. The former sincerely apologized for his rough behavior, while the latter graciously forgave the mistake. The two got back together and went out for dinner the next day."
Bai Yin stared at the dead fish eyes: "Before that, my dad first asked who locked the door, and when he learned the truth, he beat me up; after I was beaten up, he told him that my mom let me lock the door." Locked, and then... I was whipped by my mother again."
Xueli: "..."
Zhu Xiurong: "..."
"This story made me understand a truth." Bai Yin said calmly, "In this world, all females, whether they are humans or demons, have to choose to believe what they say, especially 'you don't want to do so' and 'I don't mind. , I'm not angry' this kind of words, even more so..."
"After all, to make a mistake once is called stupidity; to make a second mistake is called stupidity."
Xueli: "..."
Zhu Xiurong: "..."
The corners of Miss Xue Nu's eyes twitched, she opened her mouth first, as if she wanted to say something, then closed it, opened it again, and finally choked out a sentence:
"I really...don't care about that."
Zhu Xiurong blushed and echoed: "I... I am the same."
Miao Wuwu: "I too...meow."
Want to play tricks, but are surrounded by strong crowds, fail to play tricks, choose to be cute, and succeed in being cute...
As for Bai Yin, he didn't say a word at all - it can be seen that the truths that people comprehend in childhood often have a great impact on life...
Seeing this, Xueli puffed out her cheeks and sighed.
"Ah...I knew it."
She pretended to be regretful and narrowed her eyes, but... on her face, there was a clear expression of "Is this really the case?"
Obviously... Bai Yin's reaction was within her expectation.
——She is not considered a fairy, let alone an exhaustive plan.
She just understands Bai Yin better than anyone else, better than himself.
That's it.
Therefore, she had known for a long time that Ah Bai was not someone who would be easily persuaded.
Probably this is the common problem of those with the ability to count immortals—in many cases, they are so stubborn that they cannot be cured.
They rarely listen to others because they are always right.
"Snapped."
A snap of fingers.
Xueli knew this would happen.
So... She has already made arrangements for this.
The word "arrangement" often reminds people of words like "trap".
That said, it is true.
Xueli did set up a trap.
A small... "sweet trap" aimed at Bai Yin.
In the next moment, [Cloud and Mist] swayed, and [Wind and Snow] changed.
.
.
①The title of the next chapter is finalized—and it’s not specified whose (laughs) it’s already written, and it’s today’s update.
②...So I didn't pass the trial.
③What the hell!Can someone who knows the situation tell me what happened recently?Why is it so strict!I haven't been able to go out so I don't know anything!
The Master of the Demon Capital: NO.83 The Wind Review Was Killed
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