my monster girlfriends

So go to the outline...

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Miss Yu: "So you have nothing to do today?"

Uncle Huang: "Well, you can't say that, it's still very important to sort out the outline."

Miss Yu: "Is that more important than me?"

Uncle Huang: "Miss Yu, my dear Miss Yu, if I really want to compare with you, I can't find anything in my life that is more important than you. At most, I am equal."

Miss Yu: "I know what you said...then come and chase the show with me, come on, come on, you see, I have prepared a place for you, here, the spy play house, this month's good show, I haven’t watched it all this time, and I’m saving up to watch it with you.”

Can I refuse this?

Of course not.

Master of the Demon City: NO.72 Is there finally a plot for the Shura field?

This year's Spring Festival, Bai Yin spent the New Year in Yaodu, but unlike before, Miao Wuwu was pulled from the human world to celebrate the New Year together.

The so-called mountain can't come over, I've been in the past, it's not Bai Yin's character to go through the house three times and never enter. He can't get away, so he can let his cat come over.

The process is also very simple, please be the only one who is recognized by both the human world and the demons to be able to go back and forth freely, and in a realistic sense can also freely go back and forth to recite long songs... As for the identity of Miao Wuwu, there is no problem.

Just one thing, before leaving, Nian Changge asked Bai Yin: "Are you going to keep her here from now on?"

"Of course not, Yaodu is hiding in the dark like a fox here, and Akuya let her stay here after my head was knocked down by Foshan Shadowless... I didn't see that I wouldn't even let Xueli go Are you coming here? Xueli still has the ability of Xuenv, but Miao Wuwu can't do anything, I doubt if she can beat the concealer."

Nian Changge's hand touching his chin paused for a moment, thought of something, and said with a smile: "Now...it should be unbeatable."

He said that he couldn't beat it, mainly because he gave the concealer a small treatment... Although he was tired, but as the best teacher in the countermeasures so far, the effect of Nian Changge's personal teaching is self-evident.

But Bai Yin didn't know about it, so he held his forehead helplessly: "Ah, so she still skipped the training I prepared for her, anyway, it took me half a month..."

In the human world, in order to lose fat and expand muscle strength, a top boxer often needs to spend a number that I don't even bother to check. Professional coaches, high-end nutritionists, and even data measured by some electronic tools, In order to get an exclusive "martial arts cheat book" with maximum efficiency.

Bai Yin doesn't need to be so troublesome. He is not only a coach, but also a nutritionist, and he can even be a computer. As for the measurement data, it is even easier. Every evening, Miss Cat will come to his arms on time after he finishes washing. I can't even get rid of it.

Under such conditions, Bai Yin spent half a month customizing a training report for her, and she actually turned up...

If some boxers see this, their mood will definitely be the same as seeing a goddess chasing after a certain rich and handsome person, and even being dumped.

There's nothing to do about it, it's just like a certain international pianist who has been in Vienna who has never been a tutor, but plays the piano for his own children when he has nothing to do.

Nian Changge smiled: "Natural nature is irreversible..." Wei paused, "Then, next year, do you want me to bring it?"

"Ah, that's fine. It just so happens that I won't be able to go back next year. I'll find something for her to do, so I won't have to come here if I have nothing to do. It's quite dangerous here."

Nian Changge nodded with a warm smile.

"That's settled then."

"Actually, I have always thought that she is very talented..."

Miao Wuwu had no idea what kind of surprise her shit-shoveling officer's casual words would bring her.

Nian Changge's vision has always been good, for example, he once felt that Daojun was very talented, so he hammered him from childhood to adulthood;

Not long after, he felt that Fang Xi was very talented, so he hammered him to the chief of countermeasures, especially when he was on a business trip to Sakurajima, and his sister was lost. He was in a bad mood, and when he came back, he was pushed to the ground and beaten bruised all over. It's just horrific;

Later, he felt that the blind man was quite talented, so the otaku was now forced to develop eight-pack abs—by the way, the proprietress originally had a problem with reciting Changge taking up her husband for so long, Later she found that the concealer's small belly had turned into streamlined abs, so she had no objection.

Reading Changge was very satisfying, and the proprietress was also very satisfied, in every sense of the word. In the end, only the world where the concealer was injured was completed... Oh, no, there are also Liu Ge and Yuan Zhuzui.

Why Brother Liu was linked has already been mentioned. As for Yuanzhuzui, after that incident, Yuanzhuzui fell into Tokugawa Shin's eyes. Look left and right. Sakurajima is a small place with not many talents. , plus the shrine urgently needs a young yin and yang leader, young man, I think you have good ability, are you interested in coming to practice with me for a few years, the treatment is easy to discuss...

…Actually, although Yuan Zhu Zui has strong scientific research ability, his combat effectiveness is really average.

Mainly relying on peers to set off...

That was all later, about three months ago, that is, two or three months after Bai Yin came here, after various procedures, Yuan Zhuzui finally got his wish to meet Daojun.

But at that time, Daojun just found a topic of interest, that is, the energy nature of Yaodu. We all know the profession of scientists, although not everyone ran out of the bathhouse naked with a certain person, shouting "I Got it" like my dear friend, the sword is on the neck, and he is still busy with calculations, but at the level of Daojun, concentration is as natural as breathing, so he has no intention of leading students.

Thinking about it, I have it, Nian Lao, you can help me with it for a while.

After reading Changge, the young man is not bad, he is quite talented...

In short, Yuan Zhuzui has now fallen into the big pit of reciting Changge. Of course, the pit is just a joke. The teaching of reciting Changge is very reliable. As long as the process is ignored, the result is simply amazing. Even Brother Liu feels that he is Can play a lot.

By the way, whether it is Brother Liu, Shaman, or Yuan Zhuzui, although they have different industries, different identities, and even different nationalities, as the saying goes, one of the three men who went to the same window together, and these three belong to the same class. The type who doesn't like to go out very much, turned out to be pretty easy to talk to...

Among them, Brother Liu should have gained the most. Now among his friends are those who can be computers (artificial supercomputing), those who can use computers (number one in the world), and those who can be computers... (can do much more than this)

Not to mention what this fantastic social network can bring him in the future, at least for now, he doesn't need to have any worries about playing the Japanese-style card game at all-the concealer will be happy to help him adjust a probability , and Yuan Zhuzui would not mind buying a game company from Sakurajima...

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"I wanted to ask you when I heard you found your wife." Fang Xi asked, "Does your bloodline have the hidden attribute of 'maximum social luck'?"

Liu Mang: "How do I know..."

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All in all, this is the recent situation of the three "talented" young people that Nian Changge saw.

And now, Nian Changge feels that Miao Wuwu also has some talent...

Poor Miss Cat has no idea what she will face next year.

But because this year's Chinese New Year is spent in Yaodu, she at least knows what she will face now - a man named Xueli, who used to chat on communication software, and if she guesses right, she will be the female shit shovel officer in the future.

The other is Zhu Xiurong, and Miao Wuwu specially gave him a nickname-big-breasted monster.

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①Dianniang next door has an event, it seems to be some kind of update festival, many authors add updates today, and there are many good books I am chasing.

... So I decided to reduce the change and chase it.

So today is an update (run)

Of course, I will make up for it in the third update tomorrow... I will do what I say.

For example, you see, I said that one update is one update, right...

Well, walk the talk (sure).

Master of the Demon City: NO.73 Let's get married, young man!

The moment he opened the door, Bai Yin suddenly felt that he was sick, seriously ill.

It must be because he did something stupid, something so stupid as to make him feel this self-awareness.

The so-called hard work for those who are able, even if it is New Year's Eve, Bai Yin has to work overtime. Besides, many of his government affairs need real-time control. It is also very tiring and brain-consuming. After comprehensive consideration, it is better to wait for something to happen before doing it...

Besides, just like other people's epidemic blockade, I should write or have to write here. Most people should have a holiday for the New Year's Day, but for Bai Yin, the current events during the Chinese New Year are the best.

For example, giving benefits to residents when the Chinese New Year is approaching, and giving gifts in public facilities all need to be scheduled-this method is essentially the same as the bank giving rice noodles and oil during the Chinese New Year, but private groups or industries do this. "Giving back to customers", represented by Bai Yin, is called "for the benefit of the masses".

Moreover, although this kind of situation is quite common in the human world, it is really the first time that a virgin has become famous in Yaodu. When Long Huangwei delivered rice, flour, oil, etc. from door to door, there were even a bunch of things that he said he couldn't have... It should be said that the mind of a demon is indeed cleaner than that of a human.

Well, Ruhu is expelled from demon status every day...

Of course, Bai Yin had expected this kind of thing, so he specially prepared a set of phrases in advance. To live in peace, what, you asked why you made a contribution, your normal consumption is to contribute blah blah, in short, you are very important to the demon...

If you still don’t understand, let’s put it another way. These are the graces of Lord Demon Emperor. The emperor wants his subjects to eat something good during the New Year. It is the emperor’s responsibility to provide welfare for his subjects. You have to accept this gift whether you want it or not. You have to accept it, if you really want to repay, then treat life positively, earn more and spend more...

... Not to mention, the demon here heard that he refused to accept life and death a while ago, saying that the emperor is already very grateful for providing me with a place to live. Now that I have to accept the gift, how do you let me go out and be a demon;

Then I heard the second paragraph, oh, it’s an order, it’s okay, thank the emperor for me, send it to my room quickly, that bastard, don’t eat it, come out to move things, brother stay for a meal!Oh, there is something else, really don't want to stay and eat?OK, you go slowly...

By the way, because of this incident, Bai Yin's popular support for Long Chi was simply over the top. The latter had nothing to do and walked down the street to appreciate the streets planned by Bai Yin, and then collected a bunch of souvenirs and so on. I was very surprised to express how the people felt so friendly this year, and there were still some people who took her to eat at home, and some people wanted to sign up for Longhuangwei.

... It seems that our Lord Demon Emperor doesn't really understand the gold content of the word "people's heart", but it's not a big problem, Bai Yin understands and can use it, and she believes in Bai Yin unconditionally, that's enough.

Although the Yaodu is not big, with the number of Dragon Emperor Guards, even if Long Chi casually gave the Dragon Emperor Guards a temporary concept of "flying the clouds and riding the fog", it would be difficult to finish the gifts before the Chinese New Year;

However, the Dragon Emperor Guards can’t finish sending them away, we can still mobilize the masses, anyway, we have to visit during the Chinese New Year, so, find some cows, bears, and other monsters that never look back after collapsing the south wall, come, come, above I have an honorable mission for you.

In the human world, this kind of temporary work definitely involves a problem of trust and greed. After all, human beings are said to be born from the heart, but there are many cases where the scheming has nothing to do with the appearance. For example, look at Old Devil Han His appearance is still that of a "normal-looking, dark-skinned" country boy...

Demons are different. Humans are essentially human. Regardless of skin color, at least there is no big difference in internal structure. It is impossible for you to have three hands and I have two stomachs. Special, the problem is that Brother Niu really has four stomachs, and you have four stomachs when you take X-rays...

Let this kind of upright monster who doesn't even turn his head when he breaks the wooden plow to distribute supplies, and then find out if there is any problem with his reputation, just two words, reliable.

Oh, by the way, this New Year's benefit is also tied to the household registration. After all, it has been said that this is the welfare issued by the Lord Demon Emperor. ... This is about to go out, everyone has received the emperor's supplies, but you are not worthy, obviously it is definitely not the emperor's problem, it is of course your problem, simple and rude.

Then the household registration system went forward and took another big step forward, which is very flattering.

Of course, it's easy to say, there must be a lot of problems in the process of progress, but such details are all a matter of jealousy. It should be said that Bai Yin never targets without reason, and it's okay to complain a few words. The professional ability of the beast girl has risen rapidly...

By the way, considering that things like rice noodle oil can be released by the government, of course the family can also distribute them. They didn't know this trick before, but now that they see the effect, they will inevitably not imitate it-of course, Bai Yin also knows this The odds were slim, but he couldn't keep hoping for the folly of his opponent.

To put it simply, he prefers to move by himself... Cough.

It’s easy to solve this problem, make it special, play with the brand effect, you see it’s also a pre-sale, is the sales volume of “Elden’s Ring” matched by other games...Since it can be released, let’s do something Something they can't post.

So Bai Yin went to the Bee Clan and the Butterfly Clan separately a while ago.

Honey cakes, flower cakes, etc. are new things in the demon world, but you can find ways to do it on any video site in the human world. Of course, Bai Yin can do it too. Look at the name again. Professional things are left to professional demons. The honey produced is specially used for cakes, so I ask you if you are afraid.

There were no twists and turns in the discussion of cooperation matters. The Queen of the Bee Clan is a very strong girl. Thinking about it carefully, it is impossible to have dozens of current husbands if she is not strong...

However, the bee colony is essentially the rule of "the strongest is supreme". This rule is more direct and explicit than the general environment of the monster clan, and it is directly related to the racial habits of the bee clan.

This is why, although Long Chi didn't ask for it, the bee tribe still consciously pays a fixed amount of Baihua honey every month, so that things that are hard to find outside are overflowing in the Dragon Palace. Fortunately, the shelf life of honey can be unlimited Yanchang, Baihua honey is pure and mellow, it will not rot for a hundred years, otherwise it might have been spoiled.

Carrying the banner of Long Chi, the Queen Bee is quite easy to talk to. Entering the door, opening a business, and negotiating, the process does not take more than 10 minutes. She politely rejected the Queen Bee's proposal of "would you like to sleep with me?" and was given a gift. go out.

Then there are the butterfly girls... This group of butterfly ladies is more difficult to deal with than the bee tribe, and the reason is very simple. You see, the little fresh meat in the human world has been touted for a long time, even if they are not talented, they will inevitably be proud.

Die Niangzi has always been the main idol route, and besides, she still has real skills, whether it is the real skills of idols or the real skills of the combat side, the arrogance is understandable... If it wasn't for Bai Yin who was pulling Long Chi's tiger skin, then In addition, he is still very handsome, so he may not be able to enter the door.

Yes, there is a very important reason why he can enter the door, that is, he is handsome...

However, this kind of attitude dispelled Bai Yin's suspicion. The butterfly clan's style of controlling their appearance because of their beauty also ruled out the suspicion that they had links with other clans in a sense.

Bai Yin used to think that the Yaozu must be the existence of the most attractive appearances. After all, if you can pinch your own face, you must be either scumbag handsome or bubbling beautiful.

After arriving in the demon city, he realized that most of the demons, especially the male ones, were too lazy to pinch their faces, as rough as playing games with pure men.

As for the style of painting, we can recall the gold content of the [Random Match] button when we were playing the face pinching game...

... Not to mention that each has its own merits, but it can only be said that a group of demons dance wildly, and a hundred ghosts go on a daily basis.

No matter what, it’s easy to talk when you enter the door, talk about the content, show the benefits, like "build an official theater specially for you", and then casually talk about the marketing of idols in the human world. To whet the appetite, implying that the following content will only be rewarded (cooperated). Half an hour later, the butterfly lady who is leading has already begun to consider marriage matters...

You know, the butterfly girls are all rich wives, and they are all super rich wives with beautiful voices and sweet voices. They walk with the fragrance of flowers (after all, this is what they eat). Use it differently...

There is Yan Ruyu in the book, and there is a golden house in the book. This is a truth.

Can Bai Yin agree?

Nonsense, he would only agree if he wanted to die...

When he was sent out again, Bai Yin was still thinking that if the city of Yaodu is really opened up in the future, maybe there will be many lucky "male protagonists" or "female protagonists".

Well, let's tell Fang Xi about this news later, let the reliable single executive cheat some little cats and milk dogs from here, is it close to the water, this kind of advantage that helps the two sides communicate, does not take advantage of it ah.

Besides, with reference to the culture of the capable person and the general environment of the demon clan, the executors sent here may not necessarily be single. No matter whether it is a reliable adult male or a gentle and intellectual big sister, as long as they apply by themselves, they are not afraid of restlessness in their homes. It is possible to visit...

After talking about the cooperation, we started working normally, so honey cakes and flower cakes were added to the New Year's Day gifts, which are not expensive, but they are definitely novel and special. In addition, both the bee tribe and the butterfly tribe are relatively sophisticated races. So the appearance is very delicate, in short, it is very popular with children, and it can win the hearts of the people.

In fact, Bai Yin has the final say on whether this thing is expensive or not. Whether there is a technology monopoly or an exclusive platform, even if it is imitated in the future, it can also mean that it is a counterfeit and shoddy product. You see, diamonds are sold like this. Artificial drills are always called fake diamonds and the like...

In short, because of such and such things, the closer the Chinese New Year approached, the more busy Bai Yin was.

He didn't really like to go out to work, and he was more in charge of the overall situation in the government affairs department. Now he is forced to open the business. There was a certain demon emperor who sat there all day with nothing to do, not reading a book or anything, just eating snacks and watching him work, yes, just watching him like this, watching while eating...

Senior Chi, why are you just watching!

"What are you looking at?" One time Bai Yin finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Long Chi thought for a few seconds, then said calmly, "I see you are handsome."

Bai Yin was silent for half a second, silently accepting this reason...

Of course, Long Chi's sitting is not because of such a reason that sounds like nonsense (Bai Yin: "..."), she is not only adapting to resonate with Bai Yin's blood, but also because of Zhu Xiurong's request.

Bai Yin is extremely busy here, and the one who cares the most is naturally Zhu Xiurong. Although Bai Yin seldom shows any negative emotions (mainly because he only develops positive emotions when he is normal), Her Royal Highness is not stupid. Every day, Brother Bai quietly went back to the house late at night, and left before dawn. After thinking about it for a while, he knew what was going on.