my monster girlfriends

If she can keep her body like a jade for 500 years, I dare to imitate my teacher and pull Xueli or Xiurong to play office romance in the countermeasure bureau!

No, pull together!

Bai Yin set an incredible flag...

That being the case, what else to say, like kisses, hugs, definitely teasing me... Maybe the mood is the same as that of a big sister teasing a kid and saying "Sister will marry you when she grows up".

A man in his 20s is really a kid in front of a [-]-year-old "girl"...

By the way, I didn't realize that Chi loves to play so much before?When I was in Sweden before, I was still a cold beauty, why is the style of painting changed so much now?Has the artist changed or the author changed?

Could it be that all the ice beauties in the world will become sand beauties after getting to know each other...

This is something that even an immortal can't understand.

Closer to home.

Because of this trick, even though Yazi kept quiet in front of the door and stood there for no more than 2 minutes, Bai Yin was still keenly aware of the other party.

In the human world, if someone hears that someone has been found in the corner, he must be a jerk and run away.

But this is the city of demons, not to mention being listened to in the corner, just find a place on the street to have a good time... No demons care.

Therefore, Yazi was very calm.

"It's me." She said, "Because I have something to report, but I didn't see you in the government affairs hall."

"I have something to do today, it's very important, so I was delayed." Bai Yin said, "Is it an important report? You can read it now."

Yazi: "..."

Hey, although demons are not afraid of this, aren't you a human?

In other words, even in the demon capital, there is no one who works while multiplying!I know you can multitask, but is it really good here?

No matter how much she complained in her heart, Bai Yin was her boss in the current situation.

The boss himself doesn't care, so just read it...

However... the next sentence completely shocked Yazi.

But he heard, he said, "Tsk, this is very inconvenient... Forget it, you can come in."

Yazi: "..."

"This..." The corners of her eyes twitched, "Go in?"

Wei Dun, "Not too good?"

Generally speaking, the human world will probably care about things that the demons don't care about; things that even the demons in the demon capital think are inappropriate... Letting the human world is simply insane.

But... the more insane thing is yet to come.

"There's nothing bad about it...they're all our own people." Bai Yin said, "It just so happens that you can help us after you come in."

Yazi: "..."

If "Fuck" is an expression, then the expression of the beast girl at this time is such a word.

God special "help you" ah?Even I know that this kind of thing can be helped casually?

Besides, even if I really help, what can I do for you?

No matter how you help, it will not be easy to pass the trial!

The corners of her eyes danced wildly, and she declined:

"I think... I can't help with this matter."

"Hey, don't underestimate yourself. Multiple people have multiple strengths. Even if you don't understand anything, you will always be able to do magic." Bai Yin didn't seem to hear the intention of declining at all, "Besides, even if I really don't, I can do it." Teach me... I am familiar with this."

Yazi: "..."

God is so self-deprecating, God has so many individuals and multiple strengths... By the way, are you playing such an exciting game?The matter of the bed can still be used in magic?Could it be something like [Small and Large Ruyi]... By the way, can it be easily taught?You are familiar with this... How skilled are you?Is it really appropriate to say such words in front of His Highness the Princess?

There are too many slots for me to vomit!

She took a deep breath, "Excuse me... is this an order?"

Bai Yin: "...Um, it's fine for you to understand this way."

Yazi asked again: "Does Her Royal Highness agree?"

"Nonsense, her room, of course you have to start asking her opinion... In fact, half an hour ago, she said that it would be better to ask you to come here, and she doesn't know anything by herself."

Yazi: "..."

Your Royal Highness, you think highly of me... Actually, I don't know anything.

After all, the Yaozu in the Yaodu all look for a spouse based on the resonance of their blood, and now she is the only one in the whole world, so where can I find someone who can resonate...

"Are you coming or not?" Bai Yin urged, "Forget it if you don't come, anyway, the two of us..."

Before he finished speaking, Jai Zi was already mentally prepared and pushed the door open to enter.

As soon as she entered the door, she saw...

... It doesn't matter what we see, let us first move our eyes to the human world two days ago.

Speaking of the countermeasures of the human world... Okay, I know that you think what Ya Zi sees is very important, and I also know that it is really important. About this, I will talk about it soon. As for now, please read it The officer restrained his expression, swallowed the swear words in his mouth, and concentrated on reading.

"Then, there is another solution." Daojun said, "Since demons will automatically reject creations from the human world, then just use the raw materials there and knock out an electronic device by hand."

Fang Xi was silent for two seconds: "Are you sure... this is something that humans can do? How is this different from knocking on a smartphone in primitive society?"

"Yes." Daojun said, "Mankind has developed for so many years, and as far as the original resources of the earth are concerned, there has been no change. That is to say, you can find the materials used in mobile phones in the human world."

He paused, "However, whether these materials are available in demons is still unknown."

"...In other words, it's harder than in primitive society?" Fang Xi's mouth twitched, "Are you sure someone can do it?"

"some."

Fang Xi asked, "Who?"

"I."

"..."

Fang Xixu rolled his eyes: "After talking for a long time, you still want to be a monster?"

"A scientist's longing for an unknown area is like your obsession with a young and beautiful girl." Daojun said, "It's something ordinary people can't understand."

"I feel that there is a certain deviation between my real image and my image in your eyes..." Fang Xi raised his forehead, "Forget it, isn't that kid a fairy? Problem, I threw him a few alchemy books and let him solve it by himself."

Daojun: "Actually, I can..."

Fang Xi: "If you bring up the topic of going to the Demon City alone, I will write an anonymous letter to your home, saying that your latest research topic is artificial girls. Yes, what I'm talking about is that you can adjust your common sense and sensitivity at will. The specific way of using it is up to my sister-in-law to imagine."

"..."

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Alright, at this point, everyone should be clear, Bai Yin and Zhu Xiurong were busy in the house, what did Ya Zi see after entering the house.

Yes, it is a hand-rubbed smartphone.

Yes, there is only a smart phone for Bai Yin to rub, and there is absolutely nothing else, especially any swollen and soft parts.

As for what kind of misunderstanding occurred in this... I can only say that there are no cars in this world, and if the people who look at them are evil, they will have cars.

The Master of the Demon City: Essays When You Are Not Leisure · The Stairway to Adults

In fact, I hesitated for a while whether to write this essay or not.

Regarding why the results of this book are not satisfactory, I have reflected on it many times, and I have made many conclusions. One of them is that when I wrote this book, my attitude was too casual, although I always feel that people are casual. , but no matter how I look at it, writing a book is actually a "job". It is more appropriate to be serious about work.

Maybe there are authors who can write good books casually, but that's genius, and I've always been self-aware.

So, I decided to correct it, and the way to correct it is... write a full attendance, the money for full attendance is not much, and I don't need it so urgently, but at least I can correct my attitude.

Last month's full attendance was already in hand, but this month... it's still [-] words short.

The so-called full attendance is like tailgating. You have been chased by everyone, the medicine has been taken, the room has been found, and the pants have been taken off... Anyway, even if the prodigal son turns back, he can't exchange for gold. At most, he can exchange for a pair of bracelets, which is still the trend If you link the model, why not just do this last step...

To sum up, I definitely want to write the last [-] words, and I have no intention of not writing them.

The problem is... I made an appointment with Miss Yu in the afternoon to play games and catch up.

I won’t mention the epidemic situation in Shencheng here. In short, my father-in-law is very foresighted, and there is no need to worry about food and drink at home. Although he can’t go out, he doesn’t need to worry about supplies. Except that he can’t go out, everything is fine.

However, people are forced to be idle, but I can't. After all, my job doesn't have too many requirements for the occasion... Others are on vacation, and I even have to work overtime. What a ghost.

About two days ago, Ah B launched the third season of Miss Hui Ye. From that day on, Miss Yu made an appointment early to chase after me. I didn’t think much about it at the time. NO.30 in the afternoon—that is, today.

Then I finished writing today and found that Quanqin missed [-] words...

This is very painful. I have always been slow to write articles. If I conceived the main text, I would definitely be able to finish it in the afternoon. But if this is the case, the appointment will be blown...

But no matter what, the last point is left, and this month has passed, so it is impossible not to write it.

In fact, it’s okay to blow it all up, at most it will fall short, which is a bit uncomfortable.

But girls are very vengeful. This is a creature that will silently record the player ID who killed itself when eating chicken. If I dove her, it won't be "a little uncomfortable" to explain...

Ms. Yu doesn't know how to mess around. According to my understanding of her, she should be calm or sincerely say that it's okay, and the business is important.

However, Yin Susu, the daughter of Yin Tianzheng's family, the famous chairman of Mingjiao, once said: "The more beautiful a woman is, the more she can deceive people."

According to this logic, I refer to her appearance and reckon... I absolutely cannot believe her words.

So, if I really love Miss Yu, she will definitely come back with revenge, and the way she uses it is probably very particular. For example, one day, she smiled and said, dear, I have prepared a very beautiful dress, look forward to it at night.

Then at night, kick me to sleep in the study...

...Don't ask why you are so proficient, just ask a well-informed adult male.

To sum up, these two thousand characters can be written, but... how to write it is very particular.

This is the reason for this essay.

No, it shouldn’t be called essays. “Essays” means to write something casually, but this article is not just written casually. The meaning is very important. It is to make girls happy. It’s best to forget about it when you’re happy I don't care about you, you say yes, dear?

(Invite her to come over and type a few words, and then get a rejection, and a pair of beautifully rolled eyes.)

......

......

That being said... what should I write about?There are so many things that can be written, even written, that I don't know where to start.

Oh, just write that.

The night we both stepped onto the adult ladder.

Miss Yu, calm down, please calm down, don't worry, I will definitely not write any miscellaneous things, please don't look at me with that kind of "I will unplug your power if you dare to talk nonsense", it is very scary, I understand everything, I understand everything, I absolutely don’t talk nonsense, everything can pass the review, you don’t trust me, don’t you trust the staff who reviewed this chapter?Never say things that shouldn’t be said, don’t touch my keyboard anymore, computers are very expensive now, I only have this one.I'll finish writing earlier and end earlier, why don't we play games together?Come on, come on, give me back the keyboard, good boy.

... The above paragraph is my own original words, except for a little modification of written language, there is almost no modification.

I really want to say that day... I was invited to go to her house, and even at that time, we may have an "ambiguous" relationship, but it is legitimate, a "boyfriend and boyfriend" relationship is not yet.

Readers who are familiar with me know that the protagonists in my novels, the relationship between men and women, are often divided into two types. One is to quickly pass the love and fast forward to the old couple mode, and the other is to have a physical relationship. , just officially started, and growing rapidly.

It's not accidental, but because of what I've experienced, it's just like this... I'm not good at dating, really not, I'm just good at dating Miss Yu, that's all. No matter how beautiful the child is, no matter how good the personality is, no matter how good the "strategy" (I don't really like this word), I guess I can only play a single ending.

Here, it is necessary to thank Ms. Yu for taking her in, lest I die alone...

Let's get far, let's talk about that day...I didn't refuse when I was called over or something. Our relationship with the elders is very good, and eating is a common thing.

But that day, I made a new discovery - I discovered that Miss Yu can actually cook.

And it's very well done, very delicate, and very careful.

This is a very novel and interesting experience. Although you have been interrupted for a few years, your friends who have played with you since childhood have a side that you don’t know.

Then there is eating, chatting, and the atmosphere is very good.

Then, it rained...

rainstorm.

It rained cats and dogs.

Looking back on that day, I have to sigh...even the weather is assisting, of course, it is not ruled out that she has read the weather forecast in advance.

No wonder since then, I have never drawn a card, from krypton gold to krypton vomiting blood... I used up my life's luck in one night, it's not a joke.