my monster girlfriends

Thinking about it again, it seems that I ate a particularly chewy elbow at noon that day...

He put down his pen and silently swallowed the lines he had prepared for "chop off an arm as punishment".

Well, Bai Yin is still not used to the painting style of demons. Instead, he switched to the human side, because of a street fight, he killed a person, and the body was used to make soup, vomit...

He raised his head: "You can deal with such trivial matters... And one more thing, don't tell Xiurong about it."

"Don't worry about this, the lord has also ordered so before." Yazi smiled.

Bai Yin: "..."

In other words, she did eat without knowing it more than this time, right?

Should I be distressed or envious...

Good guy, no wonder Her Royal Highness Princess Ji Yuan Jingli has been eating wind and drinking dew before, at most eating some peaches, but I never heard her say that the food here is too rough... Long Chi will definitely not kill demons when he is fine, so I guess it is Zhu Youtang used to store good products in the warehouse. Anyway, the flesh and blood of the big monster will not deteriorate, and the essence of the flesh and blood of the monster clan will not dislike me. You can eat it raw...

So Bai Yin decided to rub Zhu Xiurong's little stove in the future...

Husband and wife, do you understand? This is not a mortal world where flash marriages are as quick as rushing tickets. What belongs to the wife belongs to the husband, so there is nothing wrong with it...

Well, this is really not a joke. In ancient times, there was no such thing as divorce at that time, and remarrying could only result in the death of the other half, so the gold content of the couple at that time was very high.

For example, let’s talk about fortune-telling. The authoritative magic stick Nian Changge once said that in the technique of fortune-telling, the more luck you have, the more difficult it is to measure. If you change the emperor or something before, you will be lucky if you dare to do this. I vomited two mouthfuls of blood, bad luck, only two mouthfuls of blood left, it depends on whether the emperor is reliable or not.

But if the identity of the fortune teller is the wife of the emperor or something, then it’s easy. When the wife has nothing to do, I can figure out what the husband does during the day, whether he meets a little bitch or something, destiny doesn’t care. ...

Fang Xi asked back then: "This is the reason why you counted which river your good brother's wife bathed in back then, and then went to the spot in advance?"

Nian Changge was silent for half a second, saying that the complaint was good, and rewarded him with a set of Nianjia three punches.

In short, Bai Yin said confidently, my wife, your food is so good, why don't we share a table and let the dining hall make more, you see I am so weak, I can't even beat my teacher, just recently I lack energy and nourishment, come on , Let’s eat this stewed leg together, one bite per person, I’ll feed you, open your mouth, ah——

Let’s not talk about feeding each other for the time being, it will be described in detail later, and the feeding is not necessarily food.

"By the way, here in the arena, do any demons have any suggestions?" Bai Yin asked.

"Yes." Yazi replied immediately, "There are not many opinions, but I think the most valuable question is that since private fighting is prohibited, if you have a grudge with a monster and let him go to the life and death arena, and the other party refuses, then what to do?"

Bai Yin smiled, "A little level, who asked? Please come over this afternoon, I'll ask him something."

"Yes." Yazi said.

"Don't worry, it's not over yet." Bai Yin's smile remained unchanged, "If you can't invite me..."

Yazi said calmly, "No."

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I didn't question your intentions, good boy, listen to me." Bai Yin comforted, "If you can invite me, and the process of inviting me is very simple, then of course it's fine; if it's a little troublesome, it's fine; But if you feel that the process of finding the other party is very convoluted and a bit tricky, and you even found more than one, remember to come here and tell me, I will see the situation when the time comes."

Yazi frowned slightly, "Depending on the situation...what to do?"

Bai Yin smiled warmly and harmlessly: "Depend on the situation and attitude, decide whether to kill his whole family or not."

"...!?"

Master of the Demon City: NO.45 The kind that men can understand...

Although he had doubts about Bai Yin's words, Yazi just lowered his head slightly: "Yes."

It can be said that it is very time-conscious...

But she didn't question it. On the other side, Bai Yin found something to do, and said with a smile: "Hey, you just agreed? Shouldn't you express your disapproval of my brutality?"

Yazi said that he didn't want to talk to this bitch at all, and even wanted to beat him...

She stared at Baiyin: "Is it necessary? Anyway, you will always be persuaded."

Objectively speaking, when she said this, her tone was very similar to that of a certain heroine saying to Huang Mao, "Anyway, you will definitely slap me"... She was really wronged to death.

"Yes, you understand what I mean and do it, and you don't say anything if you have an opinion. These are two different concepts." Bai Yin spread his hands, "We are Dragon Palace, the official, and the official wants to be reasonable. To learn from the famous, show the demeanor of 'killing your whole family is your fault', no matter what we think, what the killed think, at least on the surface, it must be like this."

Well, this is easy to understand, just like going to a brothel. Consumers know that they are here for whoring, and consumers who are caught know that the other party is here for whoring. The onlookers also know that the relationship between the two above is only whoring and being whoring. Consumers, consumers, or onlookers, all call this kind of behavior "Fengyue", and the words written here should also be called "Fengyue Ci"...

Bai Yin said, stretching out his hand, "Come, come, sit down, sit down, I played with you before because you were disobedient, but now everyone is on their own, let me teach you something."

Yazi: "..."

You finally admitted that you were just playing with me before, right?I bite you oh?I will change back to my body and bite you with my good teeth holding the hilt of my sword, ok?

She sat down without saying a word, but the gaze she stared at Bai Yin had already indicated the above sentence...

The latter has no pressure, "Your question now should be, obviously those monsters' proposals to the ring are reasonable, and I also know that their proposals are reasonable, why do you have to give such an order, right?"

"Yes." Yazi nodded, "You have clearly said more than once that the government affairs department is in short supply of work, such people with a certain vision, even if they come to help you, they are of certain value. Why do you want to kill them directly?"

Bai Yin was taken aback, "Wait, when did I say 'I'm short of labor' in front of you?"

He is not a male high school student, he speaks without thinking, and he is also very forgetful. During the day, he says that he will not marry a certain girl in the class, and at night he drools at the beautiful white-haired girl in the drama...

If Bai Yin really wants to say this, he promises that he will never forget it until he dies, just like most people remember being forced to introduce themselves on the podium.

Besides, when Yazi was not so obedient before, he deliberately used various methods to show his political invincibility. Such a show of weakness was similar to Zhu Xiurong, but it was impossible to say it to Yazi.

"Your Highness said it." Yazi said with a blank face, "She came to me secretly and said that you have lamented in front of her more than once that there are so few people who work, and you are the only one who takes the lead in the whole monster. Zhuge Liang, when you were pushed to the martial arts field in a wheelchair, had a military parade and died suddenly on the spot, then you perfectly interpreted this character design... She also asked me if I could help her brother Bai recruit some people , let him not be so tired, she will ask the master to solve the matter of remuneration."

Bai Yin: "..."

Thank you, my little princess, you are so considerate and touched me so much, it’s not worth it to find someone for me, even the salary is covered, she is indeed a little rich woman who can save people from struggling for 30 years, if I met earlier in the year You, I wouldn't go to the flea market and make a living by being cute to my senior sister because my mother forgot to pay the living expenses...

If one day I travel to Daming, even if I have a fight with your father, I will marry you with three letters and six rituals.

But I don’t know if you still remember, when I finished the above words about tiredness, I also added “You see, I’m so tired because of your sister’s monster, there’s no one who pays salary, you’re Chi’s younger sister, I have the responsibility to pay her, but I am too embarrassed to ask for any material rewards... Otherwise, can I hug you to sleep tonight, really, just overnight, just hug, nothing will move , you have to trust me" these words?

My Royal Highness, this is just a mean and shameless way of talking about men. This kind of "wife, look at me so tired, why don't you do it?" men all over the world don't need to teach it!

By the way, it’s enough to tease Zhu Xiurong with these words, Yazi, you who are in charge, do you believe it?Are you also a girl in love with zero IQ?

... Well, with Zhu Xiurong's character, she would never say these words even if she remembered them. If such boudoir whispers were leaked out, she would be so annoyed that she would crash into a comic book.

Bai Yin waved his hands helplessly: "The reason for this is actually very complicated..." He didn't want to talk about the matter of coaxing Her Highness the Princess at all, lest Yazi in front of him cut himself off for the crime of deceiving the emperor.

"First of all, what I said was not 'find the other party and kill him', but 'if the process of finding him is troublesome, then bring it here and let me decide whether to kill him'."

After Bai Yin finished speaking, he asked, "What do you think is the difference between the two?"

Yazi frowned and thought for a few seconds, "Do you think that if the other party is difficult to find, then there might be something wrong with the demon who made the suggestion?"

"Smart, but it's not that there may be problems, there are definitely problems."

"But aren't his suggestions really useful?"

"Is it okay if it works?" Bai Yin said casually, "If I want to cook you soup now, but I don't want to make Chi angry, so I found a time to tell Chi that your ability is really mediocre. The value around me is limited... What do you think will happen? Do you think I really brought this up for the sake of Yaodu?"

He looked at the thoughtful Yazi, "It's the same with this matter... Of course, there are things that the ring system cannot take care of, because it's just a start-up, any system, start-up has problems, and the rules need to be improved step by step... But even if there are problems The rules are also much better than the previous no rules, and the reduced fighting rate can prove this.

Now let me ask you, at this time, the loopholes in the system are well known, and it is difficult to find them when you look for them... Is this kind of monster really a good-intentioned opinion? "

"...I see." Yazi nodded, "Our system is based on good intentions, and the matter of making up for loopholes is also good intentions, but when the system was first issued, putting forward seemingly correct opinions may be the greatest malice... ..."

"That's right, I've figured it out, and you know what to do." Bai Yin waved his hand, "Go, invite the other party over, and I'll judge. If it's really a great sage in the wild, then I'll be promoted to a higher official; if not... "

He didn't continue to speak, but continued to process the official documents, while in front of him, Ya Zi slowly got up, nodded, and strode out of the government affairs hall, like a beast holding a sword, shadows followed her feet.

Master of the Demon City: NO.46 Kiss one

After Jai Zi left, Bai Yin was dealing with government affairs while thinking about what to have for lunch.

It is very simple for him to focus on two things, or what really limits his speed is actually his two hands, even if he can hold a pen with both hands at the same time, and then write two copies at the same time.

But this can’t be helped, and I don’t know why, in Yaodu, all the electronic equipment Baiyin knows will fail, and the mobile phone can’t be turned on, let alone the laptop he spent a lot of rewards on... handwritten Even if the writing speed is fast, if it can be faster than the computer, then it will be hell.

Regarding this situation, Bai Yin has asked Nian Changge to trouble Taoist Lord to solve it, but now it seems that this problem is more difficult than imagined, otherwise Nian Changge would not have gone for a month and not come back...

Oh yes, I heard from Zhu Xiurong that Long Chi can actually make the electrical appliances on the other side of the human world run normally here, but the problem is that Lord Yaohuang is missing...

It’s another day I want to hang myself who mistaken Zhu Xiurong and Long Chi.jpg

【If there are no accidents, Ya Zi will come back in the afternoon... Tsk, there are indeed fewer people doing things, do you want to train a few more tool people...】

Bai Yin is handling official business at the same time and thinking about chores at the same time, he can be called a top tool person.

[If you guessed right, the person who made the suggestion should not be Ruhu's handwriting, he's not that rough... He should know that as long as he gets involved in this matter, then relying on me, I can see everything in detail With the ability, he can definitely catch his tail... In other words, other forces? 】

【Heh, that's true. Under the sun, there must be shadows. Whether it's a monster or a human, there are always such a group of guys... Even in the city of demons who don't have so many calculations, it's the same... It's not bad, five years Time, just farming is too boring, find some wild monsters to kill time...]

[So, how to deal with it... planting a crime, ransacking the family and exterminating the family?It's not impossible, it's just a bit of a waste... If you don't cooperate with the enemy, if you are not of my race, your heart must be different. Although I am a mere human, although I married a princess, it is not normal for me to feel dissatisfied and resentful towards the demon emperor's domineering of it? 】

[Jia Zihe is absolutely loyal to Chi, but I may not be. Now Chi Tian is far away from the emperor, and Ya Zi is resentful towards me again. Come on, do you want to be the demon emperor?Want to replace it?If you want to, come and find me, win me into your team, and let’s fight against the Demon Emperor together...]

[By the way, let’s be corrupt, act a little bit treacherous, Chi won’t pay me wages, I’ll find some income by myself, and I can also enrich my inventory... The existence of Yaodu is not short, and the family has such a long history, there must be a lot Good thing, well, let me think about it, how should the traitor behave?For example, being obsessed with female sex... I am good at this, why don't you find a better-looking foreigner and perform it on the street... Hey, forget it, although Xiurong is a classical girl, even if I go to a brothel, I can accept it, but don't play with fire Yes, it will be life-threatening...]

[How do you act short-sighted?To properly reveal some weaknesses, corruption is only one item, let me think about it...how about being arrogant and let Yazi spread my reputation as a teacher of the demon city, a demon master?That's all, how can an arrogant human being like me stand the pressure of the Demon Emperor, right...]

[Oh, and by the way, he can set up a trap for Ruhu... If he wants to fight against me, he can't just hide. He will probably find these guys to cooperate and add trouble to me... Haha, you're welcome, let's fight against the demon together Huang, they are all good brothers and good friends. Of course it’s good if you fall into the trap, and you don’t lose if you don’t fall into the trap. You can make money no matter what...]

He thought about this, and suddenly said, "Let it go, thank you."

——It was Her Royal Highness who came in with a teacup.

Bai Yin never said that Zhu Xiurong could not come when he was working, and this is a demon city and not a human world, and of course there is no broken rule in the government affairs hall that prohibits female relatives from appearing. After all, the demon emperor and the subject here are all female. I'm afraid it's not a joke to let the female relatives come in...

But Zhu Xiurong has received a complete education after all. Even if there is no regulation, she also knows that when the husband-to-be is doing business, it is best not to hang around. In other words, even children know this among human beings...

It’s just that you know what you know, and you can do what you can do. Everyone knows that if you study hard, you will have a bright future.

The same is true of Her Royal Highness, she knows in her heart that it is best not to go to the government affairs hall, and even after coming here, she will feel guilty for a long time when she goes back, but she still sneaks over to see Bai Yin every day...

Yes, there are various excuses for her coming, such as serving tea, serving rice, calling to the dining room, although it is disrespectful for the princess to do these things. But she is happy herself, and it is hard for others to say...

It's just that when Zhu Xiurong came over, he didn't really want to do anything, probably just chatted a little or two, and then sat on a small stool like a little rabbit, resting his chin on one hand, looking at Bai Yin, and then he was half-hearted. an hour...

I even laughed while watching, and sometimes my face was red, and I didn't know what I was thinking.

Her Royal Highness is wearing classic wide sleeves today, which is the phrase in "Luo Shen Fu", "It seems as if the moon is covered by light clouds, and the snow flutters like the flowing wind". Now, this kind of clothes is of course not very particular. If you have money, you can wear it custom-made, but no matter how beautiful the girl is, wearing such a suit will still lose the temperament of the lady in the palace.

As for Her Royal Highness, there is nothing wrong with her. Palace clothes and wide sleeves are all worn from childhood to adulthood. It is "slender and slender, shortened to fit. If the shoulders are shaved, the waist is as usual." Cao Zhi I saw it, I have to work overtime to catch up with another Luoshen Fu...

She thoughtfully put the teacup beside Bai Yin, leaned her head closer, and let the peach blossom-like fragrance squeeze into Bai Yin's nostrils.

After looking at it for a while, I asked, "...are you tired?"

"Ah, I'm almost exhausted." Bai Yin stopped writing, raised his head, and laughed jokingly, "And I'm so tired, Chi still doesn't pay me wages, how stingy...how about you do it for her?"

Her Royal Highness pursed her lips and pondered for a second.

"How?"

"Kiss."

About two seconds of silence.

"...Ah?" The little princess blinked, her face burning hot, "This, this...you worked so hard..." Wei paused, "Obviously, many treasures can be given to you..."

"At least with me, no treasure is as precious as your kiss." Bai Yin smiled badly, "How about it, do you agree?"

...and then, I agreed.

Although it was difficult to agree, when she brought her lips closer, she could feel ashamed that she wanted to hit the wall...

But still agreed.

Well, the sweet smell like peach petals...

Before Bai Yin tasted it carefully, Her Royal Highness moved away in a panic, fled out in a panic for a few seconds.

Tsk tsk, although it is very difficult, but I have made progress, I dare to make out in the government affairs hall... Also, I thought it was facing the face, but I was so bold as to directly face the lips...

Huh, what I did before is still quite useful!

Bai Yin was very satisfied.

Well, you've made so much progress, do you want to tease her with this matter later?Say something like "Actually, when I said kiss, I just pointed at the face. I didn't expect Xiurong, you are quite bold"...

The effect is outstanding, isn't it?

Bai Yin thought about it seriously for a few seconds, and decided...forget it.

Not really wanting to be kicked out of bed.

Although Her Royal Highness' feet are beautiful and soft.

But really don't want to be kicked out of bed.

Kicking off the bed, you can only sleep on the floor, so of course you can't hug the delicate body of the little princess... Bai Yin is still very customary, and it's not possible to use hands and feet, but as we said before, Long Chi's figure , is really an exaggeration, but Zhu Xiurong and Long Chi are basically the same in appearance.