my monster girlfriends

After I thought about it for about 5 minutes, there was an inexplicably small foot under my arm, which rested on my thigh.

I stretched out my hand, and patted... Of course I was reluctant to pat, so I picked it up and put it down.

Then hitch it again.

Put it down again.

Reattach it again.

"..."

I silently glanced aside.

Then she silently glanced to the side, staggering her eyes...

...Forget it, she can do whatever she wants.

It turns out that girls cannot be tolerated.

If you condone, she will become more presumptuous, if you don't condone...she will cry.

So half a minute later, her other foot came over...

And then.

I don't care about plotting...

Girls who have practiced dancing, of course, have beautiful feet, and Miss Yu herself belongs to the kind of girl who never wears high heels or any other shoes that grind the feet, so her skin is naturally very delicate and fair—although not As for being like Princess and the Pea, a single pea can be pierced through twenty layers of mattresses and twenty eiderdown quilts, but... I am satisfied enough.

But now is the time to be satisfied... I'm still two thousand words short today.

When I told her this, she actually put on a very surprised expression: "Then you write it, I didn't say no to it."

...Is this a matter of saying nothing?

Needless to say, it was definitely on purpose...

Think about it too, during the epidemic blockade, everyone is very idle. At the beginning, they could still find spiritual food. For example, if I didn't have the old man's ring and the way of the chivalrous, I would be bored.

Oh, let me insert a sentence here-text teacher in the third year of the way of chivalry, I'm sorry for your uncle.

Slot you uncle.

Slot you uncle.

Interjection over.

I’m tired of novels and games. Fortunately, I can code words, so I won’t get tired of it. That’s why I was able to attend full time last month... But she is tired, so there is nothing to vent up.

Fortunately, she has an activity that she will never get tired of.

play me……

As for how to play, there are obviously rules, and the focus is not only on things that cannot pass the trial, although that is indeed the focus and the ultimate goal, but it is not entirely the focus... The focus is on the process of her teasing me.

... In view of the excellent review mechanism of this site, I will not add words in front.

Of course, although we have been dating for a long time, we are each other's first love. When we first fell in love, we were all very young. Anyway, at least now, we can't do what we saw on the Internet a while ago, "How to eat potatoes" "Stir-fried Let's eat" "Then I'm a potato, can you fry me up?" This kind of dialogue...

...Besides, I am also a literature department, and this kind of straightforward and vulgar one is not suitable for me.

So how does she play?

as it is now...

Use the legs of a dancing girl, use delicate feet, use a beautiful waist, use a moist tone, use pajamas that are cool in hot weather, use everything that belongs to a girl and can be used to show it proudly.

Childish?

Of course childish.

Hehe, let me tell you, only men understand men. Miss Xiao's every move, every expression, and every dialogue are all designed by me.

Do you think that your little girl's behavior is useful to me?

Nonsense, if it is useless, will I write this chapter...

Well, this is the content of this chapter, the content of a word.

There is no well-crafted text, no well-designed plot.

Just a boring author with his boring girlfriend's boring daily life.

Ok, so be it...

"Very well, I'm done writing now, (sneering) are you ready?"

"Ah? What are you preparing for?" Putting on an innocent face, "Have you finished writing? Let's catch up together."

There is no need for a verbal reply to this kind of pretending to be stupid.

I just do one thing - close the door.

If you want to know what's going to happen... there's no way, and if you want to know, I won't say anything.

Master of the Demon City: NO.22 Today you will be the Demon Emperor

At this time, if Bai Yin was here, he might just open his mouth and say, "Brother, I wonder if you are interested in meeting a hot dog... Sorry, I may not have experienced it, but I will definitely experience it once in the future?"

...Well, this is about the return of Yan.

No way, it's really too visual.

Naturally, Ruhu would not ask such questions. Although this guy has a sense of humor, it only shows up when he is at ease. Now that he is in such a situation, no matter how crazy his temper is, he has to restrain himself.

He asked, "You won't kill me?"

These words sound a bit self-defeating.

Indeed, if he hadn't given up on himself, with his scheming, he would never have asked such a question.

The fierce man was surprised: "Why kill you? I don't like to eat fox meat. I lost my belly at night. It's not like I never went to the forest to catch foxes, roasted them over a fire, and beat them for tooth sacrifice...but how can I eat demons? Compatriots? If you are hungry, I will give you this barbecue."

Ruhu said: "It is not necessarily because of hunger that demons kill demons, just like people kill, it is not necessarily because of hatred."

The hunk said, "Are you a female?"

"Now it is not."

"In this case, why so much nonsense?" The hunk man said, "Although I'm staying here recently, I'm not the owner of the house. I can sleep for a few nights, but you can't? Is it because you also Come and sleep for a few minutes, and I have to kill you?"

After he said this, he looked disgusted: "Why are you so dark, you monster?"

Ruhu: "..."

To be reasonable, he has done a lot of dark and insane things in his life, and it is really a new experience to be called dark because of such trivial things.

It's an eerie feeling of a serial murderer getting away with getting away with being fined for spitting...

He wanted to move his body, but felt that none of his limbs belonged to him, so he pulled the corner of his lower lip: "Are you here to stay overnight?"

"Of course." The macho admitted frankly.

"This is my home." Ruhu said again.

He's not talking nonsense, this is indeed his home... even recorded it with a vest, so it's reasonable to make a fuss with Long Chi.

The hunk: "..."

But seeing the mountain king's expression froze for a second, he laughed dryly "haha", "Well, brother..." He obviously misunderstood something, "I'm sorry, bro, I didn't know much before..."

He wondered just now that everyone was staying overnight, why this woman-like guy in the room was so fierce, his murderous look felt like her husband found out that the old king next door had gone to bed after hiding in the closet...

Looking at it now, he changed himself, and met a strange monster who suddenly entered his house, and he also copied the knife...

This hunk is also a real demon, he felt that he was wrong, and said courteously, "That..." After a pause for a few seconds, "Then what, are you hungry?"

Ruhu said coldly: "Not hungry."

The hunk slapped his thigh: "Isn't it a coincidence that you're hungry!"

Ruhu: "..."

The savage man raised his hand holding the stick that was pierced with barbecue meat, "Although this meat is just ordinary game, the honey inside is a rare commodity..."

He said in a tone like a drug lord recommending goods, "Let's not look at the hornets and those crazy women who are desperate to fight with others, but that honey is really... sticky sweet, fresh fragrance, tsk tsk, it is definitely not outside. It is comparable to those businessmen who lack great virtue."

To say why it is absolutely authentic...

... Nonsense, he picked it out by himself, can he not know if it is authentic or not?

"Originally, I wouldn't bring out this honey to entertain ordinary monsters. Today, we brothers hit it off immediately, and we don't know each other without fighting. I will be generous once, and treat you to this meal..."

After all, regardless of Ruhu's expression of resistance, he fucked a large piece of honey and stabbed it into Ruhu's mouth...

It is said in "" that sometimes the stubborn iron has brilliance, but the real gold has no color when it is transported back. Obviously, Ruhu at this time is in an extreme situation.

He was already in a state of embarrassment, fragile, and already miserable, but who knew that misfortunes never come singly, a majestic evildoer, to be barged into the door by such a big man in the middle of the night, and use something dripping with viscous, hot stuff to penetrate deep into his throat...

It is also ordered in real time.

......

......

Not to mention Ruhu's side, and the other side, inside the Dragon Palace.

At this time, Long Chi was in a bad mood.

very bad.

It can be seen from her arrangement of government orders that our Lord Demon Emperor has always been willful.

Let's talk about clothes... After all, Long Chi is the eldest princess of the Ming Dynasty and has been educated by humans for more than ten years, so she is not like other monsters who change the clothes on her own, but real fabrics.

But... She doesn't behave properly when she dresses.

This point is mainly due to the credit of Mr. Zhu Youtang.

What year was Long Chi born?Ming Dynasty, this was a typical feudal dynasty. At that time, any sentence found in the textbooks of women's colleges could be posted on the Internet for half a month...

Although Zhu Youtang is not as sensitive as modern netizens, he is also extremely disgusted with certain ideas in them. He is not a human being anyway, and he is too lazy to do it, but... anyone who dares to suggest, let him do it according to that. If the content above teaches his daughter, he will physically cut the whole family into women...

Don't ask, it's an only child.

It is also because of this that Long Chi wears clothes quite casually. If someone uses words like "this is the rule" and stipulates what clothes she must wear, then she will make that guy unable to wear clothes for the rest of his life.

But, at this moment...there is such a cowardly person who says...today, you must dress like this.

In the changing room, Long Chi finally broke out.

"I didn't realize it before, how can you talk so much?" Lord Yaohuang really couldn't stand being teased like this, and said angrily, "I knew I would marry you off, so don't bother me."

"Sister, you can't do this." Zhu Xiurong was not angry, and whispered softly, like spring rain, "The clothes of princes, princesses, emperors, whatever your status, and what kind of guests you should wear. It's very important to wear clothes, 'words are trustworthy, actions are dignified, and clothes are upright, so that the subordinates will be respectful', this is very important... Well, the tone here is a little darker..."

There is no "clothes for hospitality" in Long Chi's closet, so he has to change it himself. The feeling of being empty and insecure is second. The problem is that Zhu Xiurong has too many demands...

"Colorful red" is that a human... Is it a dress that a demon can make! ?

"Rules, rules." Long Chi held his forehead, "According to the rules, you are not allowed to meet him before you get married! Do you think I stopped you from going out?"

This is called lore...

Zhu Xiurong didn't say anything, but couldn't help but blushed.

Seeing that she was rarely questioned, Long Zhi had an idea and suddenly came up with a way.

And she waved her hand and pulled out a mirror in the air—it was Ji Yuan Mirror.

"Using this, you can also transform your own body like a demon."

Zhu Xiurong's eyes lit up: "Then I can transform it first, and let my sister compare it to the past?"

"No, I'm too lazy to go." Long Chi said blankly, "Anyway, we look the same, so today, I am the princess and you are the demon emperor."

Zhu Xiurong: "...?"

Master of the Demon City: NO.23 This wave, this wave is called changing home

Zhu Xiurong almost subconsciously said "it doesn't match the etiquette".

It can't be said that she thinks feudally... She was originally the eldest princess of Ming Dynasty.

Otherwise, how could she accept Bai Yin's "favorite" without any pressure as a human being.