my monster girlfriends

The commander has always felt that demons are a group of guys who are very knowledgeable about current affairs. When he is stronger than you, he will boss you around and do whatever you want, and when you are stronger than him, you can boss him around and do whatever you want. Clean and pure.

Therefore, he has always maintained this kind of "potential" of his own, which is extremely dangerous. When he smiles and looks at someone, that person will feel as if a cold needle has penetrated his spinal cord, fidgeting, and Like being about to be eaten, I have trouble sleeping and eating.

Of course, he is also a monster, and he is also very knowledgeable about current affairs, so he only uses this kind of gaze to look at people who are weaker than himself. look.

But now he found an exception. In front of him, Miao Wuwu was not only edible, but also very appetizing. She even ate 23 small fish sticks and wiped the black windbreaker she was wearing. He wiped the oil five times, but he still didn't stop talking.

If he took his eyes away from Miao Wuwu and moved to Rin beside him, he would find that the other party had already started to snicker.

She is not a cold girl in the first place, and there are no cold girls in the world. Only in front of hated people, they will have such a repulsive appearance. When they are replaced by their beloved, even the strongest glacier will melt Cheng Chunjiang, as if, if Yuanzhu was drunk here, Rin might rush over and lie on the opponent's lap, acting like a baby, waiting for him to feed him sweets or essence.

Just when Miao Wuwu had already picked up the No.20 four small fish sticks, the leader of yin and yang finally spoke.

His voice seemed to be sighing softly: "What a pity."

Miao Wuwu looked over and stuffed the small fish sticks into his mouth while watching.

The leader said: "A demon with outstanding talent like you, but he raises you like a canary, locks you in a cage, and prevents you from flying. When you are in a better mood, he will feed you some bird food, so that you You thought it was the most delicious food in the world."

Miao Wuwu really stopped chewing, her face was a little ugly, as if she had been poked in pain.

Seeing this, the leader shook his head: "You should have been flying at the place closest to the sky!"

His vision is really venomous, he has never been in contact with Miao Wuwu, but he can see certain things in an instant and find places that can be used.

Miao Wuwu really put down the small fish stick, pondered for a few seconds, as if she had made up her mind, and finally opened her mouth.

She said: "Well, my Japanese listening is not very good, can you speak Chinese? Er... Can you speak Chinese?"

"..."

Rin: "Pfft."

The leader turned his head, looked calmly at the expressionless fox, and looked back after three seconds.

Commander said: "Don't you think you are too weak?" He had switched to Chinese.

Of course, those who can become the leader of Yin and Yang are better than those who can't, so his Chinese standard is correct, with rhythmic rhythms, like a host sitting on a broadcasting station.

Miao Wuwu was puzzled: "What is too weak?"

The commander said, "Of course it's because you're too weak. When I brought you here, you couldn't even resist."

Miao Wuwu was even more puzzled: "Why should I resist?"

The commander said: "So, you are willing to come with me?"

Miao Wuwu shook her head: "Of course I don't want to, although you have delicious fish sticks here."

The commander said, "Since you don't want to follow me here, why don't you resist?"

Miao Wuwu said: "My master doesn't resist, why should I resist? I'm not a silly cat."

The leader smiled: "Your master didn't resist because he still couldn't beat me. This is how the world is. If you can beat others, you can do many things he doesn't like. It doesn't matter if you don't like it."

He said leisurely: "If you are willing to do things for me, I can train you to be like I said, to act recklessly. Demons are different from humans. Demons should act recklessly."

Miao Wuwu's expression finally became serious.

She looked at Commander Yin Yang seriously, and asked seriously, "Are you stupid?"

Rin wanted to laugh again, but fortunately she held back this time and didn't make a sound.

The commander was stunned for a full three seconds, feeling as funny as being told by a dog, "You are a real dog".

He asked: "Where am I stupid?"

Miao Wuwu asked: "Whether you resist or not has anything to do with whether you can fight or not?"

The commander said: "Of course it does. Anyone who says it doesn't matter must be the most stupid fool."

Miao Wuwu said strangely: "It's the first time I've seen someone say that being an immortal is a fool. The director of the countermeasures bureau didn't say that. Why do you say that?"

The leader said: "I am the leader of Yin and Yang."

Miao Wuwu was even more surprised: "If the commander of Yin-Yang is stronger than the director of the Countermeasures Bureau, why don't you go to fight with him? According to what you said, if you can beat others, you can do whatever you want. You are obviously good at fighting If he doesn't do whatever he wants, it's like eating a small dried fish that can be eaten, then you are not stupid? But if you can't beat him, but dare to do what he didn't do, say what he didn't say, then Wouldn't it be more stupid?"

The commander opened his mouth, and for a full ten seconds, he failed to refute.

It's you, so it's you: NO.6 The amount needed to blow up the source family

Rin finally let out a laugh, a very cute smile, the cutest time for a girl is when she tries to keep a straight face but can't help but laugh.

When laughing, she also said: "I guess, your male master must like you very much."

She doesn't use Chinese, but she doesn't need to use Chinese. She is Qingqiu's fox, and her words can directly convey the meaning to the other party's heart.

Miao Wuwu nodded: "Although sometimes there are more hateful Xuenv and princesses, but he really likes me."

Rin looked at Miao Wuwu with unprecedented gentle eyes, as if looking at the shadow of his past.

But she didn't ask any more, because she knew very well that Commander Yin Yang was a very cunning guy, and if he asked again, he might see something.

With just one sentence, she seemed to have figured out something that even the commander hadn't guessed, because if the male master really liked Miao Wuwu very much, then he would definitely not let Miao Wuwu be taken away easily. Go, or in other words, when the latter was taken away, he must have stepped over the body of the host.

It's like Yuan Zhuzui knowing that he is not the match of God, but the moment he sees herself, he immediately proceeds to kill the leader, arrogant like a drunk.

Even when they met, the man hadn't started drinking.

But what can make a man drunk doesn't necessarily have to be alcohol, it can also be a girl, a beautiful girl.

If the girl had been waiting for him for a long time, and the man had been looking for her for a long time, then he would have been so drunk that he dared to swing his sword at the highest sky and the widest sea.

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The drunk men were on their way to the shrine at this time, accompanied by a beautiful girl who was qualified to make men drunk.

Yuan Zhuzui stared dumbfounded at the fact that it took Qiyi 10 minutes to get a large package, and another 10 minutes to assemble the package into a smaller package.

Bai Yin instructed in a serious manner: "You can modify this place again to increase the power of blasting, otherwise the shrine may not collapse."

When he said this, he was very calm, like an old chef instructing to flip the spoon, you don't have to think about whether he is right or not, just follow suit.

Because Bai Yin is very confident in making explosives, which Xue Sheng can personally prove.

One of his eyes blinked: "Now we can blow up the mountain."

Bai Yin shook his head: "Your Sakurajima has many earthquakes, and the designer's experience in earthquake resistance is as rich as that of a bustard in sex. If you change to other places, you still have so many opportunities to exercise. Not to mention that the shrine is the largest here. Violent organization, I have no doubts, if the designer dared to miss a screw when building the shrine, the former yin and yang commander would dare to screw his whole family in, if the bomb is not powerful enough, it may not even be able to blow up the ashes on the beams.”

One asked: "Then how big do you want to be?"

Bai Yin thought for two seconds: "At least we can blow up the entire Yuan family land."

Yuan Zhuzui never thought that if he just stood here, his whole family would be at risk of being bombed, he shouted: "Do you have to give such an example?"

Bai Yin smiled and said: "If the shrine is the strongest violent organization in Sakurajima, your Minamoto family will be the second or third. Although the Tokugawa family also had a leader of yin and yang, as far as I know, that leader of yin and yang doesn't like Tokugawa. The Chuan family, what's more, I don't know anyone from the Tokugawa family either."

The corners of Yuan Zhuzui's mouth twitched: "It's a good thing you don't know each other, otherwise if you hear that you are planning to blow up the Tokugawa family, you will definitely break up the relationship. Besides, are you really planning to blow up?"

Bai Yin said: "Of course, I am an honest person, and if I say that I will blow up a mountain, I will blow up a mountain."

When he said that he wanted to blow up the mountain, he was certainly not out of anger, let alone a joke, just because he had been to Daojun's laboratory, where Xue Sheng would be pushed to the ground and beaten, and as far as Bai Yin knew, Daojun arranged In the laboratory, he had the foundation of Sakurajima Onmyoji.

His idea is very simple, since he can blow up the entire Demon King City, who will fight the boss.

In fact, he really doesn't need to be so vigilant. If this yin and yang commander has the knowledge of the Taoist monarch, he doesn't have to be afraid of a former yin and yang commander in the bamboo forest.

Bai Yin said: "Stop talking nonsense, you have lived in Yuan's family for more than 20 years, and I just told you about the situation of your family's land, so I can use this to calculate the blasting point and equivalent."

Yuanzhu said drunkly: "If I die there today, I must write a sentence in the suicide note, 'If the Yuan family land is attacked by an unknown explosion in the future, please go to Xiaguo to find a bastard named Baiyin'."

The one who was assembling the explosives did not raise his head: "You are thinking about what will happen after your own death before you arrive at the place? Since you are so negative, why don't you carry this big package into the shrine, and I will detonate it remotely, and all the good things will be gone." Its use can also blow up bad luck."

Hearing the words, the two men looked at each other, and there was a strange smile on their faces, as if they had reached an instant consensus.

Yuanzhu laughed drunkenly: "My kind is not negative, let alone bad luck."

Bai Yin also laughed: "If he said something like, 'When this time is over, I will return to the original family's marriage', or 'I must have a good drink afterward, until I get drunk to death', that would be bad luck. It’s the kind of bad luck, the kind where you go to Sensoji Temple to find monks to exorcise evil spirits.”

At this moment, a ringing sound came from Bai Yin's body, the ringing sound of the mobile phone.

One stopped what he was doing, and raised his eyebrows at Baiyin: "Aren't you an experienced executor? How did you survive the stealth mission before?"

Bai Yin ignored her and just took out his phone.

On the side, Yuan Zhuzui smiled even more: "I guess, you must have never been in love."

Qi Yi was confident: "Men are not good guys, why do you want to talk about it? You care about this, do you want to eat me too?"

Yuan Zhuzui shook his head: "I don't have the habit of eating people, I just want to say, since you haven't been in a relationship, you definitely don't know about it. If a certain person is important to a certain extent, even if you delete all the numbers, you still can't bear it." Mute her phone and text messages; even if that ringtone kills you, you have to reply to her message as soon as possible."

One said: "So, you also have such an important person?"

Yuan Zhuzui said calmly: "If not, I wouldn't go to blow up the mountain."

In just a few words, Bai Yin had already read the text message and replied. As soon as he put away the phone, Yuan Zhuzui greeted him with a strange smile: "I guess, the person who sent you the text message must be a Pretty girl, but definitely not that cat."

One is not angry: "I knew you were a bastard who likes to eat girls' hearts, just like that bastard man from Xia Kingdom."

Bai Yin glanced at Yuan Zhuzui: "None of your business."

Yuan Zhuzui continued to laugh: "Okay, okay, it's none of my business, if she's just a pretty girl, you're either smiling nicely now, or smiling like a fool. But you didn't smile, so I guess, she I must have known what you were going to do, and gave you a very important piece of information."

Bai Yin finally smiled: "That's right, it's really important information."

It's you, it's you: NO.7 Surprise?

Here is the holy mountain, and on the holy mountain is a shrine. There are 880 eight-story steps in the middle. It is said that all the steps here suppress sinners and are stepped on by people. If someone can piously kneel from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain, visit the gods in the shrine , then God will bestow grace on him.

This is true. The previous generations of yin and yang rulers were very interesting guys. If someone can kneel down 880 eight steps, then he either has the highest devotion to the gods, or has the highest devotion to himself. Such a person, it doesn't hurt to give him a wish.

Unfortunately, tonight, there were no worshipers at the shrine, but there were three who blew up the shrine.

Yuan Zhuzui raised his head and looked up, there was a mist on the mountain, the mist enveloped his sight, and calmed it down, he could faintly see the outline of the shrine, as quiet as a sitting corpse.

He sighed: "I didn't expect that the first time I came here, it turned out to be like this."

Bai Yin said, "Have you never been here before?"

Yuan Zhuzui asked back: "Do I seem to like people who can climb two thousand stairs without any trouble?"

Bai Yin said: "No, you only resemble one kind of person now, and that is the person whose wife was robbed."

Yuanzhu was at a loss for words when he was drunk, and decided not to speak.

So the two walked away in silence.

There is only one road from the bottom of the mountain to the foot of the mountain, with dense forests on both sides. This road is tender green in spring, rich emerald green in summer, red like fire in autumn, and white like paper in winter. Two men walked on the stairs, The mist slowly covered their figures, like a ladder to the sky.

Yes, it looks like there are only two men here, both unarmed men, and the girl with the big package is gone.

As Yuan Zhuzui said, "One" is the exclusive code name of the Hidden Priestess. The number "One" means that she is the most outstanding shrine maiden. The Hidden Priestess is the blade in the shadows. Obviously, the hidden knife is the sharpest knife.

Their footsteps were fast, and their footsteps were like dense raindrops, but until they walked more than 200 steps, their footsteps were not hindered by anything.

This is not normal, even though the Hidden Miko received an unprecedented blow a few hours ago, the corpses almost covered the entire Akihabara Street, no matter how big the shrine is, the defense tonight must be empty.

But extraordinary forces are a little different from non-extraordinary political bodies. History tells us that in many cases, killing someone can solve a series of problems. This sentence is more applicable to extraordinary forces, but relatively few people use it .

The reason is also very simple. Everyone in this world knows that if Xue Sheng is killed, the overlord-level extraordinary force of the Countermeasures Bureau will be hit like never before, but no one does it.

The same is true for shrines. Priestesses are only superficial powers, like the skin. They are important, but not so important. For them, there is only one bone, flesh, and blood that is really threatening, and that is the ruler of yin and yang.

But until now, he has no intention of showing up.

That's weird. Could it be that he is eating?

Of course, Commander Yin Yang didn't eat, he was watching people eat, and what he ate was a small fish stick - he even had the leisure to count how many fish sticks Miao Wuwu had eaten.

"You've already eaten fifty." The commander was a little curious, "Have you always been able to eat like this?"

He was really curious. The chefs in the cafeteria of the Countermeasures Bureau are all masters of state banquets. Of course, the ones from the shrine are not inferior, not to mention the taste. A small fish stick is at least two fingers long, and fifty sticks equals a hundred fingers. It is so long, and at the level of Miao Wuwu, it is obviously impossible to digest it with demon power.

Then how did she eat a hundred fingers with such a petite figure?It can't be an excuse that female cat demons have two stomachs, right?

Miao Wuwu chewed and said, "What, you want me to pay?"

The leader said: "That's not necessary, I'm not short of this money."

Miao Wuwu's tone was upright and reasonable: "Isn't that the reason? Why don't you eat as much as you can from the buffet?"

It's really reasonable, if you go to the buffet, of course you have to vomit. If the buffet is free, you have to vomit at least twice.