my monster girlfriends

"Correct."

"...?"

... In short, it cannot be said that the reference value is not great, it can only be said that there is no reference value at all.

There are no more reliable adult men, and Bai Yin can only practice his own enlightenment.

"Same...same sleep together!?"

The little princess's face seemed to be bursting with steam, "Wait, wait, this kind of thing requires a bridal chamber... Well, the book says that there are very few such things now, as long as the two are in love... If it is Brother Bai... Now, boyfriend and girlfriend..."

Just when our Highness was about to bow his head and say nothing to express his acquiescence... She suddenly remembered something, and immediately showed the attitude of a chaste daughter facing a bandit leader, who would resist death.

"No! Absolutely not!"

"Absolutely, absolutely, no!"

Bai Yin was not disappointed, and smiled gently: "I respect your opinion... I was careless."

"Actually... no, it's not because of Brother Bai." Zhu Xiurong bowed his head, "...but it just doesn't work anyway!"

This is Chi's home...

If this process, one way or another, was watched by Chi all the way... She would definitely commit suicide afterwards in shame and indignation!

Absolutely!

At least...at least another place!

It’s you, it’s you: NO.9 Boiled water is more refreshing than cold water

Taro Kishibe, a native of Kyushu, is 42 years old this year, and is called a "businessman" by people on the road.

The businessman likes this nickname very much. He thinks that no matter how famous a person’s name is, it is also given by his parents. Just like Yang Dingtian, he may not be really gifted in a certain way, maybe he is still a wife and a monk. The sad reminder to run away.

The nickname is a title given by some enemies or some colleagues, which represents a kind of honor, a recognized honor that cannot be erased by jealous colleagues and cannot be denied by jealous enemies.

As the name suggests, a businessman is in business. Of course, the business he does is neither moral nor glorious. Simply put, it is... human trafficking.

But...it is said to be "people trading", but what he sells is not "human beings".

The businessman is a person with abilities. It doesn't matter what this ability is. The important thing is that the "energy" attached to the ability can make him immune to the "abnormal information" of monsters.

With this unique condition, he quickly occupied a blank market.After earning a lot of money, he also established some charitable foundation associations, not only gaining both fame and fortune, but also from time to time, ignorant fans are attracted by his "benevolent deeds" on the surface, and they take the initiative to throw themselves into his arms. One day, it's a day of debauchery, drunkenness and dreaming.

Of course, the so-called "charity" is just a reasonable means of tax avoidance, and the businessman himself has the final say on where the money really goes.

What was said above was him an hour ago.

At about two o'clock in the afternoon, he had just finished a pleasant transaction, and he was lying on the bed, thinking about what kind of girls he should order at night. The anti-theft door in the luxury villa, which claimed to be able to block rockets, was blocked by an unscrupulous man. Girls up to 1.6 meters, use a Tai knife nearly two meters long, and cut it like tofu.

Immediately afterwards, the girl strode forward, casually picked off the businessman's tendons and hamstrings, cut his tendons, and punched him in the stomach. With a knife in his hand, he grabbed his leather shoes with one hand, dragged him from the third floor to the first floor, and threw him into the car like kitchen waste.

In the rest of his vision, the businessman vaguely saw the messy tattoos under the sleeves of the girl from the sleeves, like the dance of evil spirits - this is the symbol of the underworld.

"Shuangyue, as I said, it's enough to deprive him of his mobility." A man's voice said, "Did you cut off the skin on his face?"

"Brother, no."

"Then why is there blood all over his face?" The man's voice sounded like he was frowning, "The nose seems to be broken, so how can we interrogate him like this?"

"Brother, it may be because he was on the third floor at that time."

"Wait, you threw him off the third floor?"

"Brother, no, I'm going up the stairs."

"Then he..."

"Brother, he walked the stairs with me."

Yuan Zhuzui: "..."

A picture immediately popped up in his mind. It was a girl less than 1.6 meters holding the feet of a 1.7-meter middle-aged man, dragging him from the third floor to the first floor, and staying at the corners of the stairs. Under the bloodstains.

You might as well throw him down.

He sighed, and didn't mean to pursue it. He waved his hand and asked a retainer next to him to wipe off the blood on the guy's face. At least don't let the blood smear the other person's eyes, which is better for interrogation.

The other party was still in a coma, Yuan Zhuzui took a puff of a cigarette, "Wake it up."

A bucket of ice water was splashed on the businessman's face, and the water dripped down mixed with blood that was not wiped clean, staining his valuable clothes red.

But the businessman still didn't intend to wake up, maybe he was pretending, he wanted to see the situation before deciding what to say, or maybe it was simply that Yuan Shuangyue, the second lady's physical anesthesia effect was too obvious.

Yuan Zhuzui has always been very patient. In order to test the properties of a certain material, he can stand in front of the test bench for a whole day with a test tube, but this kind of patience will not be shown in front of this kind of scum, so he took a breath. Smoke, and said:

"Use boiling water."

With a bang, this time the businessman really woke up, accompanied by screams like slaughtering a pig, and ugly blisters bulged on the skin on his face.

"Who are you! Who are you! I want my lawyer! I want my lawyer!"

The businessman yelled at this as soon as he opened his eyes, his eyes were full of ferocity like a beast, a man will always provoke someone when he is alive in this world, and he is already prepared, just come over black and white, or Being arrested by the righteous side, or being framed by his peers, when he embarked on this road, he already had a sense of consciousness.

But Yuan Zhuzui is a far more vicious existence than the policeman or his colleagues. He exhaled a mouthful of mist, looked at the other party quietly with an experimental gaze for two seconds, and then said: "Cut half of his tongue and keep his basic language ability." , but tell him not to be so noisy."

The burly man next to him immediately jumped up, and his big hands with thick calluses roughly reached into the businessman's mouth.

The latter closed his mouth in horror, his two rows of teeth were tightly closed like a bite trap, like a female high school student who was squeezed into the corner to guard the last chastity, but this resistance was of no avail, his tongue was pinched out, and the knife The light flickered, and with the "click" sound of Yuan Shuangyue retracting the knife, half of the tongue fell straight to the ground, and was crushed by a big foot.

"Kishan Taro, a native of Kyushu, is 42 years old this year. People on the road call him a 'businessman'. On the surface, he is doing smuggling business for relevant officials. In fact, he is selling unformed monsters to rich people. The human form of monster clan can be It was artificially interfered, so your promotion is 'realistic artificial girl'." Yuan Zhuzui read these calmly, "I need an answer to a question, the question is, have you ever seen Qingqiu Fox with this face? family?"

While he was speaking, someone next to him revealed a portrait, it was a sketch portrait, and there was a girl smiling sweetly in the portrait.

The businessman didn't even look at the portrait, and there was a vicious smile on his blistered face, because half of his tongue was cut off, his words were very vague: "Haha, will you let me go if you tell me? If you come out to mess around, you have to pay it back sooner or later, it’s nothing more than death! Give up, even if I saw her, she would have been sold to others as a plaything by me long ago!"

When he said this, he didn't notice Yuan Shuangyue's pitiful expression at all.

Yuan Zhuzui is a scientist, no matter what position he has, he is a scientist in essence, when he uses the experiments on mice to torture, cruel is even a compliment for him.

"I really won't let you go. Human beings like you are still alive. It can only be said that the gods have closed their eyes." Yuan Zhuzui said sincerely, "But if you answer me, I can make your death easier."

The businessman still sneered.

"Alas..." Yuan Zhuzui sighed, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, then stamped it out, waved his hand, and let Yuan Shuangyue go out, "Since you have such backbone..."

Two 10 minutes later.

Yuan Shuangyue, who was exercising her arm strength by standing on her head with one hand, stood upright again, and looked at Yuan Zhuzui who walked out of the door of the interrogation room, "Brother, did he recruit?"

"Recruited." Yuan Zhuzui wiped his hands with a paper towel calmly, "Before confessing, he sincerely repented of his mistakes, saying that a scum like himself does not deserve to live in this world. For his good attitude, I am His last request was met."

"Is such a person worthy of asking for anything?" Yuan Shuangyue frowned, "How did he ask for it?"

"die."

"..."

"Not to mention this, she is not so easy to find, I have already prepared." Yuan Zhuzui breathed out, "What else is there for this afternoon?"

"Brother, there are executives from the countermeasure bureau coming to Sakurajima, please ask our Gen family to receive them."

"Let's go? It seems that the identity is not ordinary... is it a human god?"

"Brother, according to the information provided over there, yes."

"Fu--the previous Yin-Yang Commander is still alive, so it shouldn't be provocative, that is to say, there is something wrong here, so that the Countermeasures Bureau will send people to interfere..."

Yuan Zhuzui lit a cigarette again, "Let's go to the reception in person, how long is the scheduled time?"

"Back to brother, two hours."

"Okay, prepare the car."

"Yes."

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①Shuangyue, refers to November in Japanese, and the direct line of the source family needs to be named after the month.

②Looking at novels for fishing, today’s 2500 words, the standard cup is too big.

The fate is you, it turned out to be you: today there is no more and a small episode.

Today I went back to school by car, and fished and read novels in the car.

Well, I guess I can finish reading the book Renxian today.

Then at least this month, I don't plan to read novels again... Only for novels, I have no self-control.

Oh, and Miss Conversation.

......

And a bonus episode.

As we all know, men who have girlfriends are basically asked the question "My dear, does this dress look good on me?"

I am no exception.

And I seldom reply with a perfunctory reply like "You look good in whatever you wear".

Don't ask, asking is love (seeking) business (student).

A while ago, it was another online shopping.

Miss Yu: "(Turns to a page) Honey, how about this dress?"

Uncle Huang: "It looks normal." (Pause for two or three seconds) "But I think you will look good in clothes."

Miss Yu: "(snorts twice) Then this one?"

Uncle Huang: "This is not bad. When you wear this set, your hair will be black and straight. It just happens to be the style I like..."

Miss Yu: "(didn't see her expression at the time, but I guess it was a smile) It's strange to believe you...you like any style."

Uncle Huang: "You can't blame yourself for being able to please me in whatever you wear, right? Is it a crime to be beautiful and have a good figure?"

Ms. Yu: "(turning her head, not looking at me) Then this... um, is this a kimono? (Thinking for two or three seconds, maybe because I remembered an adjective I used before) The kind that is said to be easy to take off?"

Uncle Huang: "It seems to be."

Ms. Yu: "(expression is a bit moved) How about this set? This set? What do you think of this set?"

(At this moment... I suddenly remembered a joke on the Internet)

Uncle Huang: "This set... I usually skip the opening credits."

... Then he received a punch.

This story tells us that when you don't know whether a sentence should be said or not before you say it, it basically belongs to the kind of "unspeakable".

A mature man needs to know what to say and what not to say.

This is the truth.

It's you, it's you: NO.10 My cat can play "Chocolate and Vanilla"

The black plane tore through the clouds, with the brilliant Milky Way above and the dark sea below, like a mad shark rampaging in the deep sea.

This is a dedicated mission aircraft for the Countermeasures Bureau, designed to receive some special people or perform some special operations.Its appearance is disguised as a business jet, which is the type designed for billionaire businessmen, superstars or politicians. Of course, the technical level of this plane is much higher than this business jet, and its speed is so fast that it can even catch up with Usually poor.

This kind of vehicle that can be used by another ace pilot to go to the battlefield is of course not something that can be ridden by just spending money or looking for connections. It exists to carry people with god-level abilities.

It has to be said that in this world, when a person with a certain ability steps into the human-god barrier, he or she has officially entered the pinnacle of life.

You just say what you want, whether it’s a good concubine or a wealthy family, that’s why an organization full of military virtues like the Countermeasures Bureau will consider human rights, instead of those unscrupulous consortiums, let alone the pure ones above Material enjoyment, even if you want to imitate some games, have a "script" spiritual enjoyment in reality, and arrange a few "villains", "heroines" or "villains and heroines" for yourself, it may not be impossible.

Of course, the above-mentioned plots are okay to play in some places without official supernatural organizations, but if you dare to do it in places with official supernatural organizations, such as Xia Guo, you have to be prepared to be mentally ill... oh, sorry , It was someone like Bai Yin who opened the door to check the water meter.

Matters that are not in the extraordinary world, the Countermeasure Bureau has no control, nor does it have the power to control them; but as long as you have a little bit of contact with Chaofan... the Countermeasure Bureau acts, and the irrelevant personnel will disperse.

In the words of Director Xue - whoever makes trouble, we will do it.

In short... the above-mentioned preferential treatment is just the tip of the iceberg after Bai Yin's promotion to Human God.

Actually, it's not even a special treatment...

Think about it, if someone like Bai Yin comes to attack someone he has never seen before, he has to think carefully about whether he has killed the relatives of the other party, and rides in the same vehicle as ordinary people... This is too irresponsible to the common people.