my monster girlfriends

She blushed with anger (maybe she wasn't angry): "What the hell is getting married!"

"I want to be the hostess, have I agreed?! (shock)"

Long Chi had obviously done his homework, and said patiently: "It literally means... a knot is the way two pieces of rope are entwined together, dear, it is an intimate relationship, two human beings who have no blood connection, like two Like a rope, from being strangers to each other, not intersecting each other, to being tightly entangled, they will never be separated."

"This process is called getting married."

She looked at Miao Wuwu, "If you need it, I can also be the master, tie the knot for you, and arrange a human wedding ceremony."

Lord Demon Emperor, one hit kills him.

A mere cat demon, I can't do it again.

And Bai Yin... is worthy of being Bai Yin.

He took a deep breath and finished half a cigarette.

And after the gray mist cleared... that face has become confident again, and the ticket is in the palm of his hand.

He said calmly, "This kind of thing is a big deal after all...Give me some time to think about it first."

"Of course." Long Chi agreed readily, "The legal marriage age for human males is 22, and you are 21 this year, so I will give you one year... After one year, either you will find me or I will find you. "

"Let's put this first. Now, there is a more important matter." Bai Yin naturally skipped this matter, and then brought up a topic that Long Chi would definitely be interested in, "I don't know, Sister Chi, you... yes Are you interested in murdering that dog thief chief?"

He looked at Long Chi's eyes that instantly lit up, and smiled calmly.

"This is the plan. For me, I will help you find an excuse and go to his office to chat casually."

"How about you, use the concept of cloud and mist to cover up, and help me put some medicines into his teacup... Yes, that white teacup with blue patterns on it."

He flicked his cigarette ash and added.

"In addition... in terms of medicine, I will provide it free of charge."

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① Take advantage of the taste of the new year to catch fish, one more~

It’s you, it’s you: NO.5 The person who climbs the window under the moon is not necessarily a hooligan, but Bai Yin

(4000 words, big cup.)

——In the end, Bai Yin decided to go see Zhu Xiurong.

The so-called beauty's favor is the most uncomfortable, if there is anything more uncomfortable than En, it can only be a beauty's love affair.

You may not believe it.

Although he had an idea, it was Miao Wuwu who really made him make a decision.

Cats naturally don't understand profound truths, she just licks her nails: "Master is very important to her, right?"

"If I don't see the person who is most important to me for a long time, I will definitely be sad, like being stuck in the throat when eating fish."

After thinking about it, she gave an example that fit her race well.

"No...you won't be happy or sad even eating the freshly baked fish from the barbecue stall next door."

The barbecue stall next door is Miao Wuwu's favorite shop. The owner, Uncle Li, is very business-minded but very down-to-earth. For example, he often gives Bai Yin free food. The junior high school girls who are doing self-study next night are attracted to come here... But the grilled fish he sells is never short of weight, very fresh, properly cooked, and delicious, even the cat monster eats it.

... If you can't become happy even eating his grilled fish, then you are really very unhappy, right?

Bai Yin was thinking about this, and glanced at Miao Wuwu, who seemed to have a literary atmosphere:

"Are you reminding me that it's time to take you to a restaurant tonight?"

"Hey hey..."

giggle.

scratching his head.

glance right and left.

"Xingxing..." He sighed long——in front of Miao Wuwu, Bai Yin seemed to sigh often.

In a sense, Miao Wuwu has already done something that even Ruhu couldn't do...

"Which thing will work?" Long Chi asked.

"Both are fine, so I said both."

Suanxian smiled helplessly.

"Go and see Xiu Rong Xing, or take this cat to a restaurant."

After the words fell, his neck was already wrapped by two arms.

Probe.

Double face fit.

rub!

——This is the way cats express their happiness.

It can be understood as a human "Yay!"

In fact, Miao Wuwu herself is rich, and she is one of the few testers in the "Human World OL" as a countermeasure bureau, and she is paid with a basic salary...

Well, it's "basic", but the salary is even higher than Bai Yin's.

Of course, if it’s true, it definitely can’t be counted like this. As the chief of the bureau, Bai Yin has the power to read 98% of the tactics of the strategy bureau, can use the resources of the logistics department without limit, and can even use the exclusive skill of the Eastern Pedigree-Shaking People depending on the situation.

As for why Bai Yin couldn't learn the remaining 2%... Bai Yin also asked Xue Sheng, and the latter only asked this question: "Do you know what makes the most money?"

Bai Yin replied: "Criminal law."

"Then why do you think it was written into the criminal law?"

"Because... there is disharmony."

"Smart." Xue Sheng asked again, "Then please draw inferences... Do you know which Taoism is the most powerful?"

Bai Yin understood in seconds.

It's because I'm afraid that I will become Voldemort...

"In short...don't even think about the 2% before you completely avoid the side effects of being a fairy." Xue Sheng took a sip of tea at the time, "Of course, if you really want to, if you think too much, Thinking about it day and night, I can't extricate myself... You can come to me, I know all those Taoisms."

Oh, it's forbidden on the surface, but you can make a small fuss in private.

Bai Yin thought about it and asked, "Will you teach me yourself when the time comes?"

"No." Xue Sheng said calmly, "When the time comes, I will use the 2% method...to clean up the door."

"..."

Closer to home... Miao Wuwu is indeed rich.

But, she has been hungry before, and cats who have been hungry have the habit of hiding food.

After taking shape, that is to save money.

Actually, this is not the main reason.

The real reason was that although the grilled fish was delicious, for reasons that she couldn't explain, the grilled fish that the master invited seemed to be more delicious.

It is clearly the same ingredients, the same cook.

But when Bai Yin went with her, he ate more happily.

Miao Wuwu has always been heartless. After getting the agreement, she waved her hand and ran away. After a few flashes, she didn't know where she went.

It may be to go to a pastry shop to play with the mobile phone, or it may be to blow the wind on the eaves of a certain family.

"So, she just left?" The Demon Emperor raised his eyebrows, "It's obvious that she cares about you so much."

"Otherwise?" Bai Yin took it for granted, and shouted into the distance, "If you don't come back at night, you won't wait for the expiration date." Regardless of whether Miao Wuwu can hear it... Then he turned to Long Chi, "Cats are like this, you will never wait." I hope it is like a dog, loving family and loyal, this kind of creature is like the wind, and the wind cannot stay."

"The breeze can't be kept, it's just that you can't." Lord Yaohuang, who was born to control the concept of clouds and mists, is very domineering, "I can do it."

Wind, rain, clouds and mist are essentially one kind of thing. If she said they could keep them, they would definitely keep them.

Bai Yin just smiled, with soft brows and eyes.

Now, he can also show such a natural and gentle smile.

It is not the so-called "expression change that is most likely to win the favor of others" after calculation.

Just laugh because you "want" to laugh.

"After keeping it, is it still the wind?"

"If you don't loosen the shackles, she'll just be a mass of dead air."

Long Chi said a line that fits Yaozu: "But at least the moment you keep her, she belongs to you."

"The wind does not need to belong to someone, because only the unrestrained is called the wind. She blows over the highest mountain and floats over the widest sea, but every gust of wind will eventually return to the original point, whether it is through the sea or the mulberry field." Bai Yin Chuckly, "So I said she is like the wind, because she will always come back, if she doesn't come back, it must not be because she doesn't want to come back, so I will look for it, from where she has been, to the highest mountain and the widest Looking in the sea, in this world, there is nothing that I want to find but can't find."

"I said I would not part with her, and I will do it."

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Zhu Xiurong has been troubled recently.

The troubles are all private matters that cannot be discussed.

My sister is very kind to her, and she responds to everyone, and it is rare for Her Royal Highness to experience the warmth of family affection.

This is also normal, Zhu Xiurong and Long Chi are essentially one individual, and the latter treats the former badly, and it is really difficult for him...

Even putting these aside, Lord Yaohuang also belongs to the type that cannot have brothers and sisters, and now she suddenly has a role like a younger sister, and she is quite happy.

The so-called poor and lowly couples are sad about everything. If someone from a poor family suddenly has an extra mouth to eat, it is inevitable that there will be more parents' slander, such as "I don't know him/her, why should I give it to the other party?" Difficult to judge housework, like this kind of thing, neither can be wrong, nor can it be considered uncommon.

But dragons are endless...

Throughout the oriental mythology, we can often see a very interesting phenomenon, such as a certain boy, when he was born, the sky was full of vicissitudes, and the earth was filled with golden lotus, and various visions came out sporadically. Able to speak, three-year-old to five, five-year-old cranes with drums, seven-year-old teasing girls to dance together.

Then when he grows up, such a powerful cub must be born with a main line. The main line has begun. There are some monsters in front of him, but he lacks a handy guy... so what should I do?

Go to Dragon Palace...

why go there?Because there is money there.

Very rich.

However, like Monkey King, those who came directly to the door to ask for a graduation outfit, and were banned for 500 years after all, are a minority after all... Some of them are not so fierce. If you want to get the treasure, you have to make a detour to get it.

Here I will talk about the famous specialty of Dragon Palace: Dragon Girl.

It's the kind of "willow leaf eyebrows, apricot face, jade bamboo shoots, slender willow waist, golden gauze drape, lotus inlaid skirt, relaxed waist like a Chang'e dance, the start is better than swallows and water", the most important thing is... like to steal things from home. The prodigal wives are only as good as the goblins in the lake sent by various holy swords in the west. The one who practiced the phrase "turn your elbows out" to the fullest, Dragon Girl.

That's how Han Xiangzi's flute came about.

Although this kind of fairy tale is often exaggerated, but... in some places, it is very realistic.

That is, Long Chi is indeed very rich.

Ignoring the "intangible assets" of the king of demons who ruled the mountains and seas, the property that Zhu Youtang left for Long Chi back then is countless.

There is a kind of moaning, I just bury a bowl before going to bed, and it becomes an antique when I wake up...

As a complex of the Dragon King (local tyrant) and the Dragon Girl (prodigal girl), we can imagine how rich the Demon Emperor is...

To say that she is the No. [-] rich woman in Tianzi is worthy of her name.

Such a rich woman, let alone raise a half-human, half-spiritual Zhu Xiurong... She can afford to raise gluttons.

Therefore, we can roughly imagine that Zhu Xiurong's life during this period was abundant.

First of all, the clothes were changed. Although Long Chi didn't like modern women's styles that boldly reveal their skin, Zhu Xiurong always wore palace clothes, which were extremely troublesome to put on or take off.If it is good-looking, of course it is also good-looking, it is noble and elegant, majestic and majestic... But Her Royal Highness has been wearing this suit for 500 years, if it is not for the semi-spiritual body that does not stir up dust, it would have stink long ago.

Then there is food.

Long Chi usually eats wind and drinks dew, but Her Royal Highness obviously does not have this function. Her living habits are still biased toward humans... Even if she eats Qi inside the Jiyuan mirror, she can only eat outside.

Fortunately, Long Zhi has great powers, and with a notebook of Qin Qimen, he exchanged a list of chefs in the cafeteria of the headquarters of the Countermeasure Bureau from Xue Sheng—don’t look at the word cafeteria, what is the countermeasure bureau? ?As long as he is a "chef", he has been in a state banquet, and he never shakes his hands. Even Xue Sheng himself usually eats there.

Of course, if you dare to have leftovers, your next meal will be left over from your last meal... Daojun’s special refrigerator for the cafeteria greatly suppresses the rate of molecular activity. If you put it in in the morning, it will still be hot after three days.

This should not be called a refrigerator anymore, it should be called a "molecular static device".