my monster girlfriends

"Love letter." Xue Sheng said calmly.

Bai Yin was stunned for about half a second.

"......what book?"

His repeated inquiry meant not "I didn't hear", but "I suspect I heard wrong".

Then... Director Xue replied again in such a sonorous and forceful way:

"love letter."

Bai Yin was stunned for two seconds, "Teacher..." Then he immediately said something heartbreaking, "Old cows have no future if they eat young grass..."

Xue Sheng said: "Do you think that I fell in love with a certain young girl, and I am going to have a taboo twilight love between old couples and young wives that spans time without telling me and her family members?"

"Uh... that's not true." Bai Yin said, "Maybe he fell in love with a woman in his 50s or [-]s... Anyway, to you, this is also considered an old man talking about a teenager, a pear tree crushing a begonia .”

"Oh...that's how things are." Xue Sheng sighed, "When I was young, I was considered suave and suave, with a jade tree facing the wind, no matter where I went, it was like a blazing fire, casually, even without knowing it. Before you know it... it can ignite the hormones of some beautiful girls."

"Go on." Bai Yin sat down silently, and then... opened the recording pen in his sleeve, "...I'm listening."

"However, as the saying goes, a man cannot be rich and handsome, and being single is not homosexual, so... I got married when I was in my prime." Xue Sheng paused, "The wedding process... It’s tortuous and complicated, and since you’re likely to pass on the recorder in your sleeve later, I won’t share it.”

He took a sip of tea, "In short... the result of this matter is that I promised my wife that from that day until the day I die, I will write a love poem for her every day."

Bai Yin said, "Eh...didn't the divorce be counted?"

Xue Sheng said calmly: "Her original words are... If I dare to divorce, she will wear a wedding dress, write a memorial service for me every day, and send it to my grave."

Bai Yin: "..."

He took a sip of tea, calmed himself down, and calculated silently, "It's okay...Even if each article is a hundred words, it will only be 100 million words in 400 years..." Pause, "Some online writers write Finished."

Then, he heard Xue Sheng say:

"Did I say I have only one wife?"

Half a second later, Xue Sheng wiped his face calmly, looked at Bai Yin, who was coughing, and said, "I have reason to suspect that you vomited in my face."

Bai Yin wiped his mouth, squinted and looked over: "It's really romantic and suave..." After thinking about it, he came up with a bad idea, "However, there is no rule that different wives must use different love poems, right... "

Xue Sheng raised his eyelids and said coldly, "And after I'm discovered, they can write a sacrificial article together and send it to my grave..."

After he finished this sentence, he changed his words, "Let's get back to the point." He knocked on the table, "You said, you will liberate Shuxian?" After a pause, "Have you sealed it back?"

"Let me just ask." Bai Yin said, "If I reply here 'it can't be sealed anymore'... What will happen?"

"It depends." Xue Sheng thought for half a second, "I should inform Xueli of your death first..."

"Hey!" Bai Yin said loudly, "It's been agreed that I'm going to die!" Pause for a moment, "...The thoughtful expression was trying to tell someone first! Anyway, I also bleed for the countermeasures... The cunning rabbit and dead lackey are playing too decisively!"

"Well... yes." Xue Sheng said, "This has always been a compulsory course for rulers, do you have any opinions?"

This fellow is so righteous that Bai Yin is speechless...

"So... for your safety." Xue Sheng said in a relaxed tone, "You'd better control your fortune teller, otherwise... I will destroy you on behalf of justice."

In the mouth of the magical girl, "destroy you on behalf of justice" may refer to releasing a light cannon with a magic wand accompanied by a cheerful bgm; but when it comes to Xue Sheng... Whether "justice" or not is doubtful, but "destroy" Words can definitely be carried through to the end - but it is unprofessional to leave you with a corpse with a radius of more than three centimeters.

"Okay, okay..." Bai Yin glanced blankly, then stood up again, "Is there anything else? I'll leave first."

"There is one more thing."

"put."

"You have completed this mission well. When you report to the executive department later, you can get two more reward points for S-level missions. One rewards your behavior in front of that princess, and the other rewards you for killing such Fox." Xue Sheng said, "Also, I guess you will go to Sakura Island in the second half of the year, and you can tell the person in charge over there about it, and let him handle the procedures for you to enter the territory of Sakura Island."

"Huh?" Bai Yin was keenly aware of the problem, "I need to report in advance when I go abroad?" After a pause, he immediately analyzed what he found out, "Oh... will people with god-level abilities be restricted from entering the country?"

"That's right, my brain is turning quickly." Xue Sheng waved his hand, "Go out."

Bai Yin nodded, walked towards the door, and when he got to the door, there was a sudden stop in his footsteps.

"Oh yes, one last question..." He seemed to ask casually, "Do you know Fang Xi? Fang Zheng's Fang, hopeful Xi."

"Very familiar, what's the matter?"

"It's okay, just asking."

The door was closed, Xue Sheng casually picked up the cup that Bai Yin had left on the desk, with a meaningful smile on his face.

"Why did he suddenly ask this..." He glanced at the teacup, "By the way, this cup is a bit heavy...insulated?"

Half a second later, a violent explosion came from the director's office...

......

The blind man was sitting on a sofa chair. Beside him, a handsome middle-aged man in a white coat explained to him with a gentle smile and great interest:

"This is my privately made sofa chair, which is specially developed for those workers who need to sit upright for a long time." He said, "First of all, I processed the cushion and backrest, and added warmth while ensuring comfort. Control system, in winter, it can be an electric blanket, in summer, it can be a summer mat.”

"At the same time, considering the problems of the cervical spine and lumbar spine that may be caused by sitting upright for a long time, I also added an electric current massage function. I can't solve the fat that may accumulate for the time being, and my suggestion for this is to do a few sets of sit-ups after work..."

"So, this uncle." The concealer praised him very cooperatively, "How can I buy it?"

As a man who sits in front of the computer all year round, he really needs this kind of equipment... Those ergonomic chairs outside are well-promoted, and there are more people cheating, and this kind of technological products are only circulated internally. , absolutely reliable.

"First of all, Comrade Concealer, in the strategy bureau, most of the time, you need to call each other by code name. This is a very important rule... If you want, you can call me Daojun."

The man smiled kindly, "Then, you may have misunderstood something... This is just a small gift for the first time. Thank you for allowing me to spend more time researching instead of operating those computers."

"Um... alright." The concealer sighed silently in his heart, "The official organization is a big enough dog", and then said, "But I have a problem."

"Please speak." Daojun nodded slightly.

"If I remember correctly." The concealer said, "Just now you took me to the logistics department and said that all conventional equipment can be purchased here; then you showed me your laboratory and said that any unconventional equipment can I can ask you for it... Even if you don’t have it, you can also ask for it, and the finished product will basically be produced within two months.”

"I have a good memory, Comrade Concealer, but please note that my original words are, 'Any unconventional equipment that does not exceed the current technology too much, you can ask me to make it'." Daojun shrugged, "There are some things, even if Even me, it is difficult to complete."

Oh... that means you can rub out any kind of device except "something" right...

Where are you from Doraemon... Should I go out and buy some Dorayaki as a sacrifice...

The blind man complained in his heart, and continued: "Then, you showed me my work environment and told me that because of the special nature of my position, I was not assigned an assistant..." He paused After a pause, "But...from the beginning to the end, I didn't know what my job was about."

"Oh... this." Dao Jun smiled peacefully, "Most of the time, you don't need to do anything."

The concealer blinked: "...the countermeasure bureau can still get paid for nothing?"

"Sorry, there may be some problems with my expression." Daojun said, "I mean...doing nothing is your job." He smiled, "You can be safe by doing nothing."

The concealer is speechless...

He squinted, "Then I can only use this miniature supercomputer with more prefixes than I can remember..." He pointed to the laptop in front of him of the same model as Bai Yin, "...playing games? "

"Er... this is not enough."

Just when Daojun finally wanted to assign him some work, he heard Daojun say:

"Not only playing games, but you can also read novels and movies. Anyway, this is the computer assigned to you. You can use it however you want..." Daojun scratched his head, "Oh yes, please note that if you You want to browse some content that is not suitable for the workplace, please don’t do it in the strategy bureau... because Cortana will secretly back up your browsing records, and then the next day, your browsing records will randomly appear in the strategy bureau On a certain screen..."

Coverer: "..."

Not to mention why artificial intelligence is so funny...the co-author really has someone watching those things in the countermeasures bureau!You can be called a hero in every sense!

"The point is not this." The concealer was a little broken, "The point is that I can only stay in the office and play games every day when I go to work? Leave when I'm done?"

"Did I say that you have to go to work every day?" Daojun raised his eyebrows, "You only need to come here to report once every 24 hours. If you can't arrive under special circumstances, just send me a message...

If you want to stay, you can naturally stay, if you don't want to stay, that's up to you. "

The concealer was completely shocked...

"...This is the official extraordinary organization of Xia Kingdom, right?" He couldn't help but said, "Is it really good to be so easy?"

To be fair, he was prepared to be exploited until he was bald... At least he survived, and as long as he was alive, it was completely acceptable to sell his labor later.

It turned out that the treatment was so good...but it was scary!

It's like when you show your horrible report card to your parents, instead of punishing you, the latter invites you out for a big meal...

Could this be a decapitated meal?.jpg

After saying this, Daojun laughed.

"Knowledge changes destiny, doesn't it?" His smile is very reassuring, "Many times, it's not that reading is useless, but the little books you read are useless... Don't worry, you have proved your ability, and as a The number one hacker in the world, you deserve this treatment."

Pause for a moment, "Don't count me in, computers are just my hobby... What's your expression?"

"……nothing."

The concealer just feels very tired...

All these years...what am I running around for!

Hackers, there must be few who like to go out. The reason why the concealers have been running around all over the world these years is mainly because they don't want to be visited by those official extraordinary organizations.

If he had known that this place was so easy to mess with, he would have come here a long time ago, so why bother to fight wits and bravery with that fox... As long as you dare to come to the door, I will let you experience the "shaking people" of the characteristic skill of the Eastern Pedigree Gold content.

......

Here, Bai Yin walked to the door of the house, just about to open the door to enter... Some kind of majestic energy fluctuation made him stop his movements.

He frowned slightly, stood where he was, and thought for two seconds.

Then, eyebrows loosened - he had already guessed who would be in the room.

Sure enough... the moment she entered the door, Lord Yaohuang came into view—she had already taken off that elegant white dress and changed into a graceful palace dress, which looked like the one that Zhu Xiurong often wore quite similar.

But... the same dress, Zhu Xiurong wears it is Xiaojia Biyu's next door princess, and Long Chi wears it, it is the extremely domineering Dragon King among demons.

"Yo, rare visitor."

Bai Yin unhurriedly poured himself a glass of water and asked, "Is there anything important?"

"Yes." Long Chi said, "And...it's really important."

"No way, Sister Chi." Bai Yin smiled wryly, "You know, right after I came back here, I went to report to the Countermeasure Bureau without stopping... After talking for two hours, I took a sip of water and spit it out gone."

He shrugged, "Exploitation is not so exploitative... You must give me some time off?"

As he spoke, he poured a mouthful of tea into his mouth.

"You can rest assured... you don't need to do anything, you just need to give an answer."

"Huh?" Bai Yin's mouth swelled with a big mouthful of water, the meaning was obvious - please say.

Then, he heard Lord Demon King say:

"I'm here to propose marriage."

"puff------"

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved you: the second half of the fifth volume is knot-those brave men.

Hello everyone, here is Uncle Huang who has no motivation to play games, dare not read novels for fear of becoming addicted, and can't get up the energy to follow fandoms, so that he is so bored that he can only write novels, but the update speed is accelerated.

The title of this volume is indeed a play on the stalk of "Monster Hunter". I don't know if the authorities are doing something wrong, but the name of this task is actually "Walk to the end of the world with my beloved you"...

Combined with the previous work, there is a setting that "an ancient dragon can become a human being", so there are some players who like to make troubles, fantasize about Miejinlong as a beautiful girl with two ponytails, and call it " "Wife"... even has a name, because on Sakurajima, the name with "子" will look very feminine, so...it's called "咩咩子 (Mie Mie Zi)".

I don't really understand what you monster hunters have in your mind.jpg

However, it’s fun to play tricks. If it’s not suitable, I’m sure I won’t put it on it… In fact, this name is indeed very suitable as the title of this volume.

After all, Long Chi is also a dragon... Looking at it this way, combined with the original intention of the stem, there is an unexpected sense of harmony.

Back to the topic.

The reason why I divided the fifth volume into two volumes, besides that I don’t like to write too long volumes, is another very important reason, that is, the focus of the fifth volume itself is divided into two parts...the first half In the first volume, the focus is on Long Chi; in the second half, the focus is on Zhu Xiurong.

I haven't dug deep into the image of Longchi yet, just like a painting, I just added a skeleton to it, but didn't formally paint it.

Regarding her plot, I put it in the back, and according to my estimation, it will be a very interesting volume... Relevant foreshadowing has been buried in this volume, so stay tuned.

As for Zhu Xiurong... To talk about this one, I have to point out what I wrote at the beginning of this article - those men who are brave.

In this volume, I have portrayed three brave men, namely Zhu Youtang, Concealer, and Bai Yin, and their positions are also very interesting, namely father, husband, and stranger.

As for their ending, I also arranged it quite interestingly:

As a father, Zhu Youtang was admired at the beginning, hated when he locked up Long Chi, and was forgiven and missed long after his death.

This is actually my positioning of the father's role: when the child is young, he is the omnipotent protector and the object of admiration; Reasons are disliked, even hated - and it is not until a long, long time later that his children understand the choices and struggles he has experienced.

So, when Long Chi was born, I specially gave him a close-up text - he stood in the sunlight in front of the delivery room, waiting for his daughter who was destined to kill him to be born in the world, but only thought in his heart that he should take it for his daughter. what name.