my monster girlfriends

People who live in modern cities may already be used to falling asleep after eleven o’clock, and even in the eyes of many young and wealthy people, the early morning is the beginning of nightlife-in fact, many people stay up late, not because they really don’t care about their bodies, but because of this It is the only time in their day when they are free and can not be disturbed by anyone.

However, in this era, except for the few extremely prosperous capitals, most people went to bed early, fishermen collected their boats, and the lights of towns and villages gradually went out.

The sea began to rise, and the waves slapped the brown sandy beach. Occasionally, moon shells or small crabs were washed ashore by the waves, and they struggled to wriggle under the sand, waiting for the next sea rise. The stars, the stars on the ground, the back of the shell reflects the shining light.

Under Bai Yin's guidance, Zhu Xiurong found the shells or small crabs buried in the sand easily. She didn't think it was dirty, so she used her delicate fingers to dig open the wet sand, poked her whole hand in and searched randomly, and found the small crab. Crab's eyes lit up, and he was happy for a while... he didn't even care about his hands full of sand and mud.

Fortunately, our princess does not have the habit of eating her prey, and often throws them gently into the sea after playing for a while; what is even more fortunate is that Bai Yin does not have the habit of playing An Tusheng as a cameo, so He didn't educate Zhu Xiurong about a hundred ways to eat seafood before she was released...

It is worth mentioning that Zhu Xiurong's embroidered shoes are not suitable for walking on the beach. After walking 200 meters, the dry sand got into her shoes... Girls' feet are often delicate, especially for Her Royal Highness who stays at home. , so Bai Yin persuaded her to take off her shoes - with him around, Zhu Xiurong didn't have to worry about stepping on something sharp and scratching the soles of her feet.

The former thought that Her Royal Highness would refuse. He knew that girls in this day and age tended to be conservative. Even being seen on the neck can be classified as indecent, let alone feet... presumably the group would scold them when they saw a bikini on the beach. A shameless and pure girl; as for the celestial beach, in their eyes, it can be said that the etiquette and music have collapsed...

Bai Yin wanted to persuade her a little more, but the little princess looked left and right, and after confirming that there was no one around, she handed the embroidered shoes to Bai Yin with blushing cheeks...

Bai Yin: ...?

Although I, Bai Yin, have been scolded for being inappropriate in many ways...but this is the first time that it is so fresh and refined.

Of course, he didn't say that...

Well, after Bai Yin reasoned, it is estimated that Her Royal Highness still regarded him as Zhu Youtang subconsciously, so she was not wary...

Thinking about it, no matter how bad the feudal rules are, it is not enough to restrict a girl from taking off her shoes in front of her father, or a father who can react strangely because her daughter takes off her shoes is no longer restricted by the rules... You have to use it The law is made.

According to this logic, the hug last night should be the same... This can also explain why Her Royal Highness the Princess didn't dare to talk to him last night. Presumably, after hugging him, she realized that the person in front of her was not her father but a stranger... Well, no A strange man, but he shouldn't be so close, so he is thin-skinned and wants to pretend to be an ostrich to confuse this matter...

It is so, it is so.

A mature man should give innocent little girls the power to pretend to be an ostrich.

Hmph, as expected of me...

Xueli's "Ah Bai, you are very smart in everything, but some things are so stupid that I want to hit someone" is really nonsense.

I am a genius, I have been a man for 21 years, and I have already figured out the way of a reliable mature man; she is a goblin, a female goblin, a man who knows a hammer...

——From this, we can see that the little goblin is gentle and virtuous.

If Xueli's personality was a little bit tougher in front of Bai Yin, she would have frozen him into a refrigerator and hung it on the beam of the house... If you don't understand my old lady's intentions, then don't think about it.

By the way, it is worth explaining that, with Bai Yin's eyes (he didn't look at it deliberately, but he had to deal with sharp objects on the beach), the bare feet of Her Royal Highness are very beautiful, with round toes and soft lines , pale pink nails... yes, she didn't have feet bound.

Although foot-binding appeared in the Northern Song Dynasty, it was also popular in the Ming Dynasty, and even became a symbol of social status and social status... However, Zhu Youtang, the emperor of Zhenzhen and Zhenlong, doesn't care about these cultural dross, how dare you let me There is only one girl in the millennium who suffers from such great pain, and I will hang your whole family from the beam with the same piece of cloth.

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This is the sea near the Alps. Today is June [-]th. Yesterday, Bai Yin took Zhu Xiurong to see the most majestic mountain. Today, he took her to see the most beautiful sea. According to official history, tomorrow is June [-]th. Youtang will die of illness in Qianqing Palace.

This also represented the end of Baiyin's mission.

We have said more than once that Bai Yin is a man who is fully prepared at all times, so when Zhu Xiurong's stomach growled with hunger, he silently pulled out a big firewood pot from behind...

...At this moment, not to mention Zhu Xiurong, even Long Chi was startled.

Xiao Ai's inventory is a very convenient item. If it wasn't for the fear that high-tech items that don't belong to this era might cause bugs in the Jiyuan mirror, Bai Yin could even take out a fool-like multifunctional external kitchen utensil.

This thing is a high-end product he got from the Countermeasures Bureau. It looks like a palm-sized cube, and it only needs to press a few buttons, and it can assemble itself into a microwave oven and an oven in less than a minute. , induction cooker and other kitchen equipment are even fully automatic, with built-in artificial intelligence, even if the IQ is as low as Miao Wuwu, as long as they can understand human speech, they can operate accurately; in addition, there are black technology energy devices, put Basking in the sun for 1 minutes, working at full power for two hours...

This is no longer called high technology, this is called cyberpunk.

According to Bai Yin's personal experience, apart from being expensive (if you buy it with money, one can be worth half a year's salary), there are basically no disadvantages.

Not surprisingly, this one was researched by that big guy named Daojun... The motorcycle that Bai Yin used to take the snow out with before belongs to a series of products, and Xue Sheng even wrote an entry for this series of products, The content is "Those products that you know are used to reclaim your mission points, but still can't refuse to shop".

... In various senses, Bai Yin understands why the countermeasure bureau is so full of funds; and why Daojun's protection priority in the countermeasure bureau is so high.

If he was the head of the countermeasures bureau, and he had such a scientist in his family, he would be eager to confess, the kind that keeps burning incense.

Not to mention these gossips.

Under the shining eyes of Her Highness the Princess and the unspeakable eyes of Lord Yaohuang, Baiyin A Meng quickly took out an iron pot, a stove, a pot of clear water, a bag of chopped tofu, and several kinds of unknown ingredients from behind. Spices, and, a fishing rod...

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①Continue to indulge in "Wife Please Be Safe", today's update... Well, I will finish watching it soon.

To be fair, as a pure love author, there are really not many novels that can reach me...

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved: NO.45 Eclipse Fox (4) Confession

(four thousand words)

About 5 minutes later, Bai Yin pressed the fish he caught on the chopping board.

He doesn't have the dignity of a fisherman at all, so the way he fishes is neither bright nor soulful—to put it simply, Bai Yin used a certain method to attract the fish to the coast, and then attached energy to the fishing line, "Bundle" it up.

This is actually a way Xue Sheng trained him before...

Xue Sheng is a good teacher. A good teacher usually knows how to teach students according to their aptitude. For example, he took in a shy student. This student is good no matter what, but he is not good at dealing with beautiful girls. Then, Xue Sheng will take him to visit famous nightclubs across the country first. Let the big sister with a big heart deal with the problem of being full of energy for him.

Then, he will find a way to find a girl who is about the same age as the young man, and her personality should be compatible, and arrange some tasks for them to live and die together (he will even make the tasks more difficult depending on the situation...)——Basically like this After coming down twice, Xue Sheng will be able to receive their marriage application.

As for the future, do you need to talk about it later...

Put away your useless coquettishness, girl!Not to mention that the big sisters in any nightclub are more professional than you... I'm an adult man with a family!I'm still waiting to bet you back to earn milk powder money!

...It can be seen from this that a man's growth can be very fast, maybe in a few moments, maybe in a few times...

Bai Yin does not have the above-mentioned shortcomings. When he enters the mission state, he is in a superposition state of coldness, ruthlessness and madness. During the mission, he roasted his tendons in front of the target, and after returning, he can take Brother Liu to the self-service barbecue restaurant... And with a big appetite.

Similar to this kind of apprentice, Xue Sheng's teaching style is also very simple. For example, to exercise endurance, he will first ask Bai Yin if he can swim, and after getting an affirmative answer, he will take Bai Yin to teleport to the sea some distance away from the shore. , plop the latter into it.

Alright, let's find our own direction and swim back...

——Do not specify the direction, it is to exercise the sense of space; throw it into the sea, because the large and ferocious fish can ensure that Bai Yin will not die of starvation and thirst; the process of fighting with them can sharpen the water and ferocity; revenge for him Xue Sheng Heart, can guarantee that he will not give up; as for the effect of exercising the muscles of the whole body that comes with swimming itself, it can be regarded as an added bonus...

From the above situation, we can know why Bai Yin hid the ice pick in Xue Sheng's toilet... He didn't give it and add the special effect of spinning and thrusting, which is already a good temper, really.

"In my impression..." Long Chi's voice suddenly came from Bai Yin's ear, "Fishing should not be so easy..."

"Uh, so you can talk?"

Bai Yin used Pao Ding's neat technique to remove the scales, disembowel and take out the gall from the black fish, and thought, "By the way... have you ever caught fish?"

His words should be explained like this: Do you still use fishing?The dragon is the essence of the sea and the lord of the cloud. If you are a male, let alone an ordinary fish... the mermaid with oriental characteristics like the clam girl is also a matter of one or two words?

The so-called clam girl, in folklore, is often a lovely and pitiful young girl with a green skirt or a white smoke skirt. They often hang the brightest pearls they produced for the first time on their chests. , will give that pearl as a gift... the meaning is not too different from that of a virgin giving her first night.

According to Xue Sheng, all the girls in that group are rich women. If you want any type of pearl, put a small stone in your mouth and hold it for four or five hours, and you will get your hands in millions. How big is it, what color you want, what color you want, for decoration, medicine, and spellcasting, except for being expensive, there are no disadvantages...

Bai Yin complained at the time: "Are you encouraging me to lie to a clam girl to counter the situation?"

From the word "cheat", we can see his clear self-positioning...

Xue Sheng joked: "Let's not mention others, you don't have to lie... As far as the current pricing is concerned, Xue Nu's tears are more than two digits more expensive than Mu Mu's pearls, and there is no market for the price."

Bai Yin replied calmly: "Whoever makes her produce double-digit tears, I will cut that guy into equal pieces."

Later, Xue Sheng sent this recording to the little goblin...

From this point of view, the teacher is quite competent.

"No." Long Chi said, "But I heard a few fish elves tell about their previous experience of playing with fishhooks... I heard that the human being who was fishing was forced to drain the entire pond."

Bai Yin: "..."

The increase in the fisherman's blood pressure is definitely due to the contribution of your monster race.

As for why Long Chi doesn't care about fishing... Have you ever seen a human interfering because a tiger killed a monkey?

Bai Yin waved the square knife and "swiped" a few times, but there was no movement, and a small pile of fine fishbone appeared on the edge of the chopping board.

"The thing is like this." He said while removing the bones, "About a year ago...the dog thief threw me into a different space that was basically full of fresh water, and then... gave me a bamboo pole, A ball of wool, a set of field cooking equipment that I can't take apart no matter what, and said... a week later, he will come to test my energy control."

Bai Yin calmly said in a tone of "it's all over", "After that... I can use any fishing rod to catch most of the fish."

Long Chi: "..."

She suddenly felt... Her father was very kind to her.

After the chat was over, Bai Yin put the fish that had gone fishy into the boiling pot, put the spices in, closed the lid, took the time in his mind, and then... with his hands behind his back, he walked up to the princess who was staring intently at the float around.

Most of us have had this kind of experience - one day, we saw a clip of an unpopular game character from a certain video, after confirming that we own this character, we boarded the game, full of confidence. Opened a match... and after being beaten up all afternoon with great interest, I posted the entry "I'm stupid if I touch it again (beep——)".

This is why Zhu Xiurong picked up the fishing rod.

And until the fish soup was stewed, Her Royal Highness was not able to catch even a single fish...

Bai Yin lifted the lid of the pot, and the warm mist rose like a white dragon, and attractive ripples appeared on the thick white water. He took out wooden bowls, filled one for himself and Zhu Xiurong, and said with a smile, "Taste how it tastes." , I am still very confident in my cooking skills."

Of course, Bai Yin is confident. Suan Xian's subtle control can even allow him to carve a car out of rice grains. If he becomes a full-time cook, he might be able to have his photo printed on the textbooks of the Chef Academy.

Zhu Xiurong held the wooden bowl with both hands, and his cheeks were rosy from the burning firewood.

"It's over tomorrow," she whispered.

"To be precise, it's tonight." Bai Yin scratched his head, "I only know that your father died on June [-], but I really don't know when he closed his eyes... You also said that you The authority of the Jiyuan mirror is only a small part, and I can guess the reason. After all, you don't have the energy to match this level of artifact... Most of the content of this illusion is still generated by the Jiyuan mirror itself. "

He spread his hands: "Because no one controls it, so I guess the setting will be very rigid. When your father died in the official history, I guess that will be the same time..." Bai Yin laughed, "You don't want me to bring you Show you the death of 'pia' while you're traveling?"

Zhu Xiurong was amused by his spoofed words, and made a puff. The princess's reserve made her subconsciously want to cover her lips, but she was holding a wooden bowl with both hands... Baiyin filled a bowl full of fish soup for her , the kind that can never be held with one hand.

So she could only cover it up by drinking soup—and then she was scalded...

With a cry of exclamation, the wooden bowl dropped from his hand, splashing, and the milky white soup seeped into the sand, jumping up like a rabbit, flustered...

Half a minute later, Her Royal Highness covered her forehead with tears in her eyes, and watched the man refill a bowl of fish soup for her, like a little white fox whose calf was caught in a hunting trap.

This time, even Long Chi didn't feel sorry for her, because Her Royal Highness accidentally splashed hot soup on Bai Yin's face just now... If this is not an illusion but reality, the latter's handsome face recognized by the system might be gone Disfigured.

Bai Yin put the wooden bowl in front of Zhu Xiurong, and wanted to put aside a word of reprimand, but at this moment, Her Royal Highness covered her forehead with one hand, and held the wooden bowl with the other, her black eyes blinked aggrievedly, as if being hurt It wasn't her who did the wrong thing but Bai Yin...

After all, Zhu Xiurong knew she was wrong. She put the wooden bowl on the stove, trotted to Bai Yin's side, squeezed his shoulders flatteringly, and said in a soft voice, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

With her look like this, no matter how irritable Bai Yin was, she should have disappeared, and said angrily: "Drink slowly, no one will grab you."

Nod, nod.

...It can only be said that acting like a baby and pretending to be pitiful are really engraved in the blood of girls. This overly sensitive little girl felt that she was wrong... and a few days later, although our princess is still well-behaved and pure, she has already mastered the skills of cuteness without a teacher, pinching her shoulders and kicking her legs, Really blinded the honorable status of the eldest princess.

Bai Yin patted the girl's hand holding her shoulder, motioning for her to sit back in her seat.

After filling the fish soup, Bai Yin put the lid on the pot again, and the firewood was still burning, with occasional crackling sounds.

Waves of heat rolled up from the flames and were blown away by the salty sea breeze.

"...After it's over, it's hard to see."

Holding the bowl and chopsticks, Zhu Xiurong was a little depressed.

"Don't be too sad..." Bai Yin took a sip of the fish soup, "I have already asked Chi, after that, if you want, you can come to see me anytime... Wherever you want to go, I will take you there."

He rubbed his stubble, "Or, I really hope that you will come to me... Receiving the Demon Emperor is also a difficult task. Not only the public funds to eat and drink, but also the mountains and rivers and beautiful girls. It's really hard for me to refuse the money."

[Why didn't I know you said that? 】Long Chi said quietly.

"Now that you know... do you agree?"

[... If you can survive, I agree. 】

"Oh...it's settled."

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Seeing that Zhu Xiurong seemed to be a little bit lost, Bai Yin asked, "Have you ever attended a banquet?"

Zhu Xiurong nodded. She had participated in Zhu Youtang's banquet after Long Chi performed the mirror bath ceremony, and the crowd was bustling with enthusiasm.

"Every banquet is like this. For some reason, some people meet under the pear tree, drink and sing, maybe there will be a man with similar ambitions, and they will dance swords and guns. Maybe there will be a gifted scholar and a beautiful woman who fall in love at first sight, and fall in love with each other... But there is no permanent banquet in this world. Like-minded men clasped their fists together and laughed, and like-minded men and women bid farewell. In the spring of the following year, the pear blossoms of the pear tree bloomed again, and the petals in the sky were as white as snow, and there would be new youth again. People meet under the tree and sing to wine."

Bai Yin paused for a moment, "Then, is it true that the scattered ones are scattered like this?"

He looked at Zhu Xiurong with calm eyes and a gentle smile.

"No way, the blood of acquainted brothers is not cold after parting, and the love of a man and a woman whom they met for the first time is still the same after they leave. The human heart is like a smoldering fire. It is a coal mine burning on the earth. As long as it does not go out, Then one day it will burn through all obstacles, even if it is separated by a million seas and mountains..."

"We'll see each other again."

Like comfort, like an oath.

Bai Yin scratched her head, "Speaking of which, there was a song in our time...the lyrics were written like this."

Zhu Xiurong asked softly, "Can Brother Bai still sing?"