my monster girlfriends

In the snowstorm all over the sky, there was a sudden sound of a small sneeze...

... Strange, so can a creature like a snow girl catch a cold?

It's as ridiculous as the fire man being burned to death...

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①Now, my hands and body are almost in good shape, and there is nothing that can stop me from typing.

…unless someone pulls me out on a date.

An update today.

——And then I was actually very guilty... So, I decided to play a game.

For the next ten days of this month, I will fix more than [-] words per day, and every time I miss one, I will be ten centimeters shorter (seriously)

...Well, it's good to push yourself once in a while, right?

Walk to the end of the world with your beloved: NO.13 Friends, come and make (cross out) come and make friends!

After all, Bai Yin is reliable, nonsense is nonsense, complaints are complaints, and after a few words, he moved to the main topic-of course, this may be a little bit different from the candlestick that may be thrown at any time in the hands of Lord Demon King relation……

Everyone is a decent person, it's not good to fight and kill.

There are also differences between decent people, for example, some are "decent people" and some are "decent people during their lifetime"...

"I guess you must have a lot of questions to ask me." Long Chi put down the ancient book in his hand and casually put it on the desk.

"If you are willing to cooperate, that would be great." Bai Yin said with a smile, "I don't like forced plots, I prefer the pure love zone where the woman actively cooperates."

Long Chi gave him a slanted look, which probably meant "Although I don't quite understand it, I always feel that this is not right. Being fussy with you will lower my style, so I will give you a look, and you can experience it yourself."

"Where do you start..."

Bai Yin: "Why don't you start with the topic of 'you think I should know now' and 'it will have a certain effect on the current situation'?"

Long Chi sighed:

"First of all, I want to apologize."

Bai Yin said: "It's okay, it's not your fault that the measurements didn't reach my aesthetic zone, there are many men who like big men."

"...Do you want to die?"

Bai Yin stretched out his hand silently, and made a gesture of "close the zipper" near his mouth.

Long Chi looked at him for a few seconds, then slowly said: "I apologize, referring to my deception to you."

Bai Yin thought for a while: "You mean the one called father emperor?"

After a slight pause, "Could it be that you are not actually your own?... Also, the women in the harem are very lonely, and it is understandable to have one or two facial heads... And there is no paternity test these days. The accuracy is comparable to that of Sauron's recognition of the way, which is the same as in later generations. If you want to cover up your cheating, you have to use the excuse of 'paternity test is a blasphemy against the sacred relationship between husband and wife'... I'm sorry, I was wrong."

The big loli Long Chi silently took back the short dagger that he took out from nowhere and put it on Bai Yin's neck.

She snorted softly, "I'm not a countermeasure."

"I can probably guess it." Bai Yin wasn't very surprised, "You can live from this time to the next life, let alone whether it's because of the strategy... Whether you are human or not is doubtful."

"No."

"Which point are you referring to? Countermeasures? Or humans?"

"neither."

"Hey..." Bai Yinnian said, "I said why that bastard Xue Sheng suddenly sent me a teammate from the sky... so he was waiting for me here."

Long Chi looked over with a strange gaze: "As far as I know...you are Xue Sheng's closed disciple."

"More than that. Strictly speaking, I am a first disciple and a closed disciple. That guy is very lazy. It is more difficult to recruit more apprentices than to make him jump off a building... Anyway, he can't fall to his death."

"This has nothing to do with me... What I want to ask is, shouldn't you human beings treat the teacher with great respect?"

Bai Yin cast a slanting glance at Long Chi: "What, you have a crush on him?"

"It's an insult to me to have both of our names in the same sentence."

"That means you don't know him well enough. If you know him well enough, your question should not be 'Why do you scold him', but 'Why do you scold him so painlessly'..."

Bai Yin paused, "It's far away, let's talk about your identity, since you are not from the Countermeasures Bureau, then who are you?"

He looked at Long Chi's slightly hesitant expression, and smiled: "Why, could it be that he is an unimaginable big man, so should I be mentally prepared?" Spread his hands, "I'm a professional, I won't be surprised unless You said you were the Demon Emperor."

Long Chi tilted his head, "I am the Demon Emperor."

Bai Yin: "Damn it."

"Strictly speaking, it is the Demon Emperor of the East..."

"...You said the East, but there are also West?"

"Yes, it's a vampire, very annoying, and even proposed to me, saying that he wants to breed better offspring."

Bai Yin smiled: "I thought the Demon Emperor was the only one who respected me, and he would kill anyone who didn't like him."

"Of course not, why do you think so?" Long Chi frowned, "The demon emperor also has to be reasonable. Power represents responsibility. What you enjoy, you have to pay for. Uncivilized beasts understand the truth, you self-proclaimed' My brain is the wealth of all mankind, don't human beings understand?"

Bai Yin shrugged: "Yes, animals understand the truth, but some humans don't."

"Besides, that vampire is hard to kill."

"...Just now I said that the Demon Emperor is also reasonable, and here suddenly came the phrase 'difficult to kill'!" Bai Yin couldn't help complaining, "How did you try to be 'difficult to kill'... this You won’t be able to say the words without killing them a hundred times!”

"Of course, I don't know him, so I proposed without saying a word. If he is not taught a lesson, wouldn't he just come out and propose to me?"

Bai Yin teased: "So, you are quite popular in Yaozu?"

After saying these words, he saw, on the opposite side, a certain, extremely weird expression suddenly appeared on the face of the big girl...

how to say……

Long Chi's reputation among the demon clan is indeed great, because no matter from "orthodoxy", "bloodline", or "strength", Long Chi is a well-deserved "Emperor".

The difference between "monsters" and "humans" is that in the human race, the superiors control the inferiors and need "reason" or "righteousness", but... demons don't.

In the Yaozu, there is one and only one condition for deciding whether to be superior or inferior, and that is "strength". Therefore, the superior never needs any reason to rule the inferior...

Among the wolves in the natural world, the wolf king has the mating rights of all female wolves, and the low-level wolves do not even have the right to reproduce. The "demon emperor system" of the monster clan is a harsher and more brutal legal system than the wolf pack. ...

This has led to the fact that the power of the Demon Emperor is "absolute authority" and "infinitely expanding".

Long Chi has no objection to this kind of system. The human system has its advantages, and the monster system has its own advantages. For example, there is no wrangling during foreign wars... The problem is that there is a saying called "high place Unbearably cold."

We can make such an assumption, assuming that Long Chi has a best friend from the Yaozu, and that best friend has no self-protection ability, and second, no power status. When it came to some shy topics, Long Chi said in embarrassment, "Go to hell".

And then... my best friend committed suicide.

This is "the heights are too cold".

Just because of anticipating this kind of thing, Long Chi has always been a "rejecting person" image in the Yaozu. When he occasionally makes friends, he has to know nothing about the current situation of the Yaozu. Even now he doesn't think he is a "monster". "The little goblin Xueli...

That's why, facing Bai Yin's many unscrupulous complaints, Long Chi didn't do anything...

She is like A Zhai who has not been in contact with people for a long time for some reason. She is basically an idiot in controlling "social distance". , I'm not that socially phobic" mental activity...

Yes, in Long Chi's cognition, Bai Yin has already been labeled as a "friend"... Although this "friend" is a bit special, at least he is also a companion who can joke around.

So, don't say that Bai Yin is just a few words... As long as he doesn't go too far, Long Chi can accept it...

Closer to home.

Facing Bai Yin's question, Long Chi was silent for about three seconds.

"Enough nonsense." She said calmly, "It's time to get down to business."

Bai Yinxu raised his eyes: "Why do I feel like you are running away from something..."

"...Stop talking nonsense!"

Walk to the end of the world with your beloved: NO.14 Dog thief!

"Let's start with your identity." Bai Yin knocked on the table, "If you want to break the game, this is critical information."

"I have already said that my name is Long Chi. Long is the dragon of Chilong, and Chi is the Chi of Chilong. This is my real name..." Long Chi felt a little innocent, "In mysticism, some great beings My real name can increase the power of spells, for example, when you use magic tricks, adding my name will make it easier to form... If you don’t believe it, you can try it.”

"That's not what I'm talking about." Bai Yin raised his forehead, "Although I really want to ask why you, the majestic monster, appeared by my side, served as my teammate, and even got recruited, but I used duodenum Everyone knows, there must be Xue Sheng's blame here... By the way, now you know why I add dog thief after his name, right?"

Long Chi was silent for two seconds, and said bitterly: "... a dog thief!"

It's a pity that the big loli has no deterrent effect when she hates it, she is as cute as a popular character in the cute and cute Lily Man.

Bai Yin suddenly said: "Then when we go back, let's play him together? I give wisdom, you give strength, use strengths to make up for weaknesses, and each takes what he needs."

Long Chi readily agreed: "It's a pleasant cooperation."

A deal made against the enemy...

After Big Lolita agreed, she blinked her Shui Lingling eyes, and suddenly realized: "Wait, did you just imply that I'm stupid?"

"Cough, it's not important." Bai Yin's expression remained unchanged, "Back to the question just now... I didn't ask about your identity in this world, it's meaningless, have you ever played video games? In games, no matter your real identity Regardless of your identity, in the game, you can only play the game according to the planned 'script', such as Demon Hunter, Blue Star or Jess...

In short, maybe you can tamper with your attributes through 'modifiers', but as long as you don't have 'permissions', then you can only be what the setting says you are. "

"My current identity is..." Long Chi tried to follow Bai Yin's train of thought, "Princess Taikang, Zhu Xiurong."

"Of course I know this." Bai Yin said, "I'm asking about your 'true' identity."

Long Chi raised his eyes: "You just said 'I'm not asking about your current identity, that's meaningless', now you're asking me about my real identity?"

Lord Yaohuang may not be good at reasoning, but she has a very good memory—in fact, girls are more vengeful, and they will even silently memorize the ID of the player who killed them when playing "PUBG Mobile"...

"Oh... I didn't make it clear." Bai Yin sighed, "The main reason is to induce you to say it yourself... This kind of thing is the same as the reproduction of men and women. Girls take the initiative, which is called daring to love and hate; boys take the initiative , that’s called hooliganism.”

Long Chi: "...I wanted to ask when we first met, do you have to use this kind of thing as an analogy?"

"Actually, I was not like this before. You can take it as Xue Sheng's mental pollution to me... He is my teacher." Bai Yin shook the pot without any pressure.

If Xue Sheng heard this, he would definitely say "Fuck your mother's shit" on the spot, and said... "With your eloquence, do you still need me to teach you?"

However, Long Chi pondered for a while, and felt that Bai Yin's words made sense...

She said: "I said before that the superior has the same power regardless of responsibility. Since you are responsible for breaking the situation, you don't have to care about my feelings."

"Then let me ask directly." Bai Yin said, "Are you Zhu Xiurong?"

"of course."

Bai Yin stared at Long Chi's eyes: "Both?"

The air fell into silence.

A memory-like color appeared on Long Chi's face, her eyes were empty, and something seemed to appear suddenly in it, it was a bright day of peach blossoms, the majestic palace seemed to be poured with gold under the sun, and the man turned his back to the ancestral hall , The ancient bronze mirror bloomed with dazzling light.

"...Yes." She said, "I am Zhu Xiurong, Princess Taikang, whether in this illusion or in reality... both."

......

In this world, "Sunshines sprak".

The blind man made himself a pack of instant coffee, sat down on his seemingly comfortable boss chair, and opened his laptop.

The weather is good this day, the gentle light flows on the streets of Shire Street, there are girls in hot bikinis on the road, the steaming sea water reflects colorful light in the air, and the falling petals will permeate the long railway, From time to time, there are trains rushing to the petals.

This is a very suitable weather for laziness. If it was the past, the blind person might go to the next door to buy two hamburgers, and manipulate the keyboard with one hand while eating. Maybe it’s to try a new game, or maybe it’s okay to go to the Pentagon’s database. Going around... Anyway, both of them can play a relaxing role for him.

But now, he just boarded a mysterious platform and typed a line of words on the screen.

Sinon is number one in the world: [It's done. 】

About half a minute later, a message popped up on the screen.

Bai-haired Yuqiao: [The efficiency is good. 】

Sinon is number one in the world: [I sent a message, not for a verbal reward. 】

Bai-haired Yuqiao: [Understood, I understand. 】

Baifa Yuqiao: [Then, according to the prior agreement, I will provide three kinds of remuneration. First, you can bring your family to live in Xia Kingdom. However, if you want to settle in a certain city, or go on a trip or something , you need to report to the branch of the local countermeasure bureau... You know the reason, allowing hackers like you to run around in the country is similar in nature to letting your boyfriend not wear a condom without taking medicine, and it will kill you of. 】

Shino No. [-] in the world: [... I wanted to ask a long time ago, do you have to use such strange metaphors when speaking to people in the countermeasures? 】

Bai-haired Yuqiao: [Of course, this is the tradition of the Bureau of Countermeasures, and the previous directors are all like this. 】