my monster girlfriends

Today, he has been in the executive department for two or three years. When those children were still fighting wits and courage with the thieves in the same period, he had already handled three or four super-high-risk tasks carefully selected by Xue Sheng...

Don't look at Bai Yin saying "I and that dog thief cannot live together", in fact, the more difficult tasks he faces, as long as there is no absolute difference in strength that cannot be smoothed out by any means, the more excited he is.

For Bai Yin, everything in daily life is like "water"...he won't say "the ordinary world is so boring" like those teenagers with secondary illnesses, water is water, it doesn't taste good, It's not bad to drink, it's something you have to drink.

As for the task of the countermeasure bureau, it is like "wine"...it has no benefit to the body, and it is even harmful, but...it has a stimulating taste that water can never give.

Bai Yin is very clear that "wine" needs to be moderate, and "water" is what is just needed. In his heart, there is a scale—no, it should be said that there is an electronic weighing instrument, and he strictly controls the "water" and "wine". "The amount of ", let "water" become the main tone, let "wine" be like a drink, and only occasionally have a few drinks.

But... this doesn't affect him, during this rare "drinking" time, he felt an emotion similar to "excitement".

As Nian Changge said: "He was born to belong here."

To this, Xue Sheng's reply was: "Isn't it 'born'..."

......

Sure enough, I still have to ask her...

Bai Yin turned her head and looked behind her - this night, the moonlight was bright and clear, and the swaying silver light turned into a thin gauze, which fell silently on the ground, mottled like flowing water.

The little dragon chi stood in such light, like an elf on a flower petal, Xu noticed Bai Yin's gaze, that holy little face was slightly tilted, looking a little cute: "Dad?"

"You should be called Emperor Father." Bai Yin corrected, the so-called one loves one... Oh no, love one after one's work, he quickly took on the roles of "Emperor" and "Father".

"Hmm—" Long Chi struggled, "...but I want to be called Dad." He whispered his gaze here.

Bai Yin paused for two seconds, feeling that Big Lolita still had to coax her: "In private, yes."

"oh oh--"

Small cheers, in the quiet night, filled the air.

Looking at the happy little girl, Bai Yin smiled unconsciously, and at the same time, accompanied by the thought "It would be nice if my teammate was always this cute..." He coughed lightly, "I have something to ask Just as I was about to say such lines, a burst of hurried footsteps came suddenly.

I turned my head and saw...

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①But I saw... a broken dog!

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved: NO.5 Bai Yin, full of majesty

The figure was approaching from far away, hurriedly approaching, and when it jumped into Bai Yin's line of sight, a memory suddenly appeared in his mind: This man's name is Li Guang.

Li Guang here does not refer to the parachutist who can lead troops and fight, and draws a bow and draws thieves, but an eunuch with the same name and surname.

This guy trotted all the way over, anxious like a messenger who was rushing eight hundred miles away, and when he got close to Bai Yin, he knelt down with a "plop", panting, and shouted in a sharp voice lacking male hormones: "emperor--"

"Say."

Bai Yin's tone was calm, neither arrogant nor peaceful.

He is not the male protagonist of Japanese light novels, but an excellent member of the Countermeasures Bureau; he is not a beautiful girl in front of him, but an old eunuch... He is now the emperor, no one is below anyone, only above ten thousand people, if he is against a The eunuch is polite, and it is abnormal to use the word "please" in a sentence.

History tells us that when an emperor is polite to an eunuch, there are generally only two situations. One is that the latter has a special relationship with the former. For example, Deng Tong relied on "sucking carbuncles" for the emperor. The famous literary work " "Deng" in "Pan Lv Deng Xiaoxian" is this;

The other is that the emperor is planning to kill him...

"The emperor... huh... the emperor... huh..."

Hearing this, Li Guang did not speak directly, but knelt there, panting vigorously with a sound that sounded like a bellows being broken, and at the same time, accompanied by the movement of "beating the chest vigorously" .

Everyone, he is not really tired like this...

As the saying goes, children who can cry have milk to eat. Zhu Youtang is a famous and benevolent emperor in history. The civil servants may not know him, but the eunuchs who serve him definitely do. If this is the case, don’t take the opportunity to show your "hard work". How could he show Li Guang's loyalty?

In his expectation, within a few seconds, the emperor in front of him would say "don't worry, don't worry, let's talk after a while", and at this time, he could take the opportunity to say "no, just to be able to do something for the emperor." Even if this old servant dies, it's worth it if it's a little thing."

Please the leader, this is a technical job.

Of course...

Bai Yin looked down condescendingly for about five seconds, and then, in a calm tone, said a frenzied sentence: "If you continue to breathe, you won't have to breathe anymore."

After saying this, Li Guang immediately straightened his waist like a spring, as if he was not the guy who almost died of breath just now: "Return to the emperor, the ceremony of mirror bath is about to begin, please Your Highness, please go to the Yellow River temple."

your Highness……

Bai Yin frowned slightly, glanced at him for some reason, and Long Chi, who had already hid behind him and couldn't see his expression clearly, thought for a moment between his brows...

Three seconds later, he said: "It's getting late, let's talk about it tomorrow."

Li Guang was dumbfounded by this answer. He blinked his eyes twice and was stunned for a long time before realizing what Bai Yin meant...

"But, but..."

"I need to repeat every order..." Bai Yin said calmly, "Repeat them twice, right?"

At this moment, Li Guang's heart stopped for a second.

He immediately cried out:

"Old slave, old slave deserves to die—"

Bai Yin looked at the eunuch's swaying body with a certain gaze, and said deeply: "I...not want to hold you accountable." He paused for half a second, "I just hope that you write down what happened today, I will also remember, understand?"

Li Guang didn't even dare to say anything at this time, wishing he could take off his robe and be beaten with a hundred killing sticks, or even dragged out and hacked. At least he could die with peace of mind. He couldn't even breathe, let alone express his loyalty.

He secretly groaned in his heart, the opposite was the emperor, no matter how kind the emperor was, he was also the emperor.Whoever he wants to serve, no matter men, women, old or young, people who line up can circle the city wall; the group of literati said that accompanying a king is like accompanying a tiger. Now it seems that when they wrote this, they definitely did not get the consent of the tiger, the tiger To kill someone, you have to use your own claws. If the emperor wants someone to die, if he is willing to serve you, he can circle the city wall again...

It wasn't until Bai Yin said "Back down", that Li Guang felt as if he had been pardoned. He wished he could use his leg that was cut off, and disappeared from sight even rolling and crawling. The emperor is not happy, if the latter says "I am so annoying", he really can only cut himself off to thank Jun'en...

When Li Guang retreated completely, Bai Yin turned around and looked at the little girl who had "Father is so powerful" written all over her face, with a gentle smile on her face.

"We just made an appointment..." He said with a smile, "You can't let those messy things disturb your mood."

Long Chi didn't speak, but just opened his arms, like a swan raising its neck.

big hugs-

......

In the present world, Xia Kingdom, Kyoto.

In the early morning of this day, the sky was duck egg white, and the water around was white and long. It started to rain, and the fine rain licked the world for a while.

Xue Sheng likes rainy days very much, the boundary between light and shadow is erased, like the palette of an amateur painter, a group of flowers are dreaming, the light rain washes away their dirt, the sweet and soft luster spreads on its own, thin The mist of water separates people and buildings to a farther place, leaving only a vast emptiness outside the window.

He pulled the handbrake, stopped the car, and opened the door: "We're here, and we won't be able to enter the car any further."

In this world, there is only one person who can let the Chief of Countermeasures be the driver himself.

Nian Changge stepped out and looked at the sky.

"Yo, it's raining."

"Didn't you notice what happened on the road just now?"

"Really, I was thinking about something." Nian Changge said, "When I get older, I always like to recall certain things."

Xue Sheng grinned: "Your appearance is not suitable for saying such words."

He looked into the distance, "I won't go in...do you know the location?"

"Of course I know." Nian Changge said, "Even if I don't know, can't I make a fortune?"

Xue Sheng took out a bottle of baijiu from the trunk of the car—it’s not a particularly expensive wine, Erguotou, it can be stored for a long time, but the wine itself is not very good, so no matter how long it is kept, it will not be expensive...

He handed over the wine, "Okay...then I'll wait here?"

"No need." Nian Changge took the liquor, "I guess I'll have to stay for a while, you should go back first... You're a busy person right now, so don't delay."

"All right..." Xue Sheng smiled, "Just call me when the time comes."

Nian Changge didn't speak, just waved his hand, and walked forward on his own. Beside his right hand, surrounded by flowers, there was a stone tablet with a strong historical atmosphere, and there were scarlet writing on it.

——[The Cemetery of the Martyrs of the Countermeasure Bureau]

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved you: NO.6 After death, people only look like one thing, and that is the corpse

Nian Changge carried the wine and walked on the stone path, his footsteps moving in the late spring rain. Beside him were wordless stone tablets, neatly arranged.

The countermeasure bureau is this kind of place, where people who are born are nameless, and those who die are also nameless. Extraordinary things cannot be said casually, and even names are rarely engraved, because there are too many abilities in this world. Not to his family.

In the Countermeasures Bureau, all the executives will be distributed a pamphlet, which contains some things that need special attention, such as the code of conduct, which places are friends and which places are enemies, and so on...

This booklet was compiled by Xue Sheng, and the director gave full play to his sense of humor, such as the [Dangerous Characters] interface:

"When you meet this picture, don't be afraid. Face it with a smile. An optimistic attitude can't smooth out the gap in strength between you, but at least it can make you die with dignity. After you die, I will let him And die with dignity."

【Code of Conduct】Interface:

"Before arresting a heinous prisoner, if there is room, we should give priority to ensuring the life safety of the prisoner. We are a serious department, and we want to talk about human rights. It is not advisable to kill him on the spot, because he can also be used for us. Human power generation, let us test deadly drugs, or some kind of deadly weapon that you better not get into it... It’s really not possible, it’s okay to donate to medical schools as materials for dissection. Always remember that we are the government, and we want to serve the people Welfare."

"Of course, even if you don't have enough spare time, don't rush to kill. Try your best to torture your accomplices and kill them all. Please refer to pages 25 to 40 of this book for the methods of torture."

...probably so.

And on the first page of this pamphlet, the director left this sentence:

[At any time, the priority is to protect your own life. We are a formal organization, and a formal organization must be full of talents. If you can’t solve it once, you will call someone; , then call me, and in this world, in the extraordinary world, there is basically nothing that I can't solve.

After death a man does not resemble a hero, but only one thing, and that is a corpse. 】

Nian Changge couldn't help sighing, it really seemed like what he could say, it really made sense, it made sense so much that it sounded like nonsense...but it's such nonsense, but there are so many people who don't understand it, like... stupid lack.

I don't know when it started, "stupid" has become a derogatory term in the extraordinary world. Some people have heard that the leader of yin and yang is called a fool, and the patriarch of the British Norman family also called himself a fool in public, and said This Chinese word means "brave"... The so-called "acting from top to bottom", the young man from the Norman family also called himself that, and even tattooed these two Chinese characters on his arm; after a long time, members of official extraordinary organizations from various places met each other, and then they didn't know Why is it so popular...

Even a group of people in the Bureau of Countermeasures were affected, probably because when a certain bureau chief went to worship, he would always softly scold "stupid". Brave enough to make people sad."

After Bai Yin heard about this in the director's office, he thought about it for two seconds, and solemnly said to Xue Sheng, "Hi, silly." At the same time, he also made a serious expression of "I'm praising you".

To this, Xue Sheng replied calmly: "Little fool, you are fine."

Come on, hurt each other...

This shows the vibe.

This kind of ethos has even affected Old Antique's recitation of long songs. He is usually gentle, with a kind smile that only belongs to the old man, and his eyes become very far away.

"It's really... stupid." He said softly.

I don't know when, it has stopped,

The space enclosed by the guardrail was empty, and some stubborn grass grew on the ground, and there was an unnamed tree in the center, with several branches branching out, twisted together, and bare.

It was a pure black stone tablet, standing there like a thousand-year-old poplar, with fine raindrops hitting it, leaving faint water stains on the pitch-black surface.

The flowing water droplets reflected the engraved characters—not solemn characters, and they were not even very good-looking. It felt like wild grass that someone rubbed out with their fingernails.

[If singing and dancing are peaceful, the country is prosperous and the people are peaceful, I am happy to wander in the world of mortals and the literati are romantic; but if the time is chaotic and the family and country are drifting away, I should charge forward and guard the rivers and mountains. 】

Unlike other monuments, this one has a name.

Here, there are only two situations in which names can be engraved on the stele. First, there is no surviving bloodline; second, there are major contributors.

The former is not afraid of revenge, because there is no target for revenge; the latter is not afraid of revenge, because their "names" are protected by "Taojun".

And here, both fit.

Nian Changge casually placed the marinated meat, roast chicken, melons and fruits that he had bought in advance in front of the monument, and opened the bags pasted on the surface. Afterwards, not too dirty, he just sat on the ground and flicked away the liquor cover.

After doing this, he looked at the name on the stone tablet and smiled slightly.

"Yo, here I come."

The sleeping name here is Xu Donglai.

......

Ming, study room.

The "Mirror Bathing Ritual" is a ceremony performed with the help of the "Jiyuan Mirror" left by Liu Bowen. Its function is to "confuse the sky, deceive the sun and the moon, steal the sky to change fate, and use the fate to extend the shadow."

Bai Yin thought about the information he had just obtained from the loli version of Long Chi, and tapped his temple.

Hiss... As expected of an ancient prose, it really speaks a lot of words.

What is being humble?You can refer to the classical Chinese translation on the Chinese paper in high school. The original sentence is less than ten characters including punctuation. If you change it, you have to guess and write a line or two, and you may not be right...

Simply put, just don't speak human words.