Lu Yao didn't say anything, he possessed unique skills and was not short of words.
Xu Damao boasted that his home is the second best in the yard. There is no problem at all.
"Okay, okay, come in quickly." Lou Xiao'e couldn't bear Xu Damao's complacency, what kind of family, can it compare with my family?
"Okay, let's kill a chicken to make up for it tonight, I want to drink chicken soup."
"Then grab one and come in." Lou Xiao'e's voice came from inside the house.
Xu Damao rubbed his hands with a smile on his face, came to the chicken coop, took a look, hey, no, why is there a chicken missing?
"Ezi! Ezi!"
"What are you doing? Aren't you catching chickens?" Lou Xiao'e walked out angrily.
Xu Damao pointed to the chicken coop and asked, "Why is there one less chicken in our house? Did you eat it last night?"
Lou Xiaoe was at a loss, and replied: "No, I fed them in the morning, and they are both here."
"Hey, that's being stolen! You bastard, you dare to steal something from me, Xu Damao."
"Don't be so sure, maybe it slipped out by accident."
"Stop talking nonsense, you go to the front yard, I'll look for it in the backyard!" Xu Damao felt that it was impossible to run away, the chicken coops were tightly closed, so they must have been stolen.
Lou Xiaoe left in a hurry, and when Xu Damao was about to look for chickens in the backyard, he suddenly smelled a smell of chicken soup.
At first glance, the source turned out to be the Shazhu family.
Well, you fool, don't let me know that you stole it, or I'll kill you.
Chapter 42 Shazhu is a trustworthy black pot
At this time, at Shazhu's house, the chicken he just bought was stewing in a casserole, and Shazhu slowly poured the soup on the chicken with a spoon.
Bang!
Suddenly, the door was pushed open vigorously, and Xu Damao walked to the casserole, staring straight at the chicken soup.
Silly Zhu saw that it really came, so he said with a little disdain: "Hey, where are you looking? Don't drip it in."
Xu Damao came back to his senses immediately, pointed to the chicken soup, looked at Silly Zhu and questioned: "Silly Zhu, where did you get this chicken from?"
"Where do you care about me? I have to report to you after I eat chicken?"
"Tell me, did you steal my chicken?" Xu Damao asked loudly.
"Hey, when did I steal your chicken? Did your family take advantage of the chicken? Do you have chickens at home?" Silly sneered nonchalantly.
"Shazhu, don't play dumb with me here, did you steal the chicken I brought back to the yard a few days ago?"
"Okay, can you ask if this chicken belongs to your family? Hehe."
At this time, Lou Xiaoe hurried in: "What's the matter?"
Then, she also saw the chicken in the casserole, looked at Sha Zhu with contempt, and said, "I said, Sha Zhu, are you too greedy? This chicken was brought by Da Mao to make up our husband and wife."
Silly Zhu saw that he was despised, and replied indiscriminately: "Yes, yes, you two should make up your body, otherwise you won't even lay eggs."
Hearing this, Xu Damao became anxious, and picked up the Yitian sword from the side, pointed at the silly pillar and cursed: "You fool is insulting your personality, right?"
Silly Zhu picked up the Dragon Slaying Knife on the table, and said disdainfully: "Oh, you are so courageous, you dare to fight with me, come on, come up and try?"
"Ezi, call someone! Call someone quickly!" Xu Damao was really a bit of a fool, because this fool would really mess up.
With a cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops came to meet each other, Liu Haizhong's plump body squeezed into He's house, and he saw, hey, six factions besieged Guangmingding.
"Stop! You two, put your things down quickly!" Liu Haizhong was furious, and used a sharp weapon in the yard. Is this fatal?
Liu Haizhong snatched Xu Damao's Yitian sword, looked at Shazhu, and angrily said: "Silly Zhu, put down the knife."
Silly Zhu threw the kitchen knife casually, and Liu Haizhong continued to ask: "What's the matter with you two? Xu Damao, tell me."
"Second uncle, it's like this. Didn't I go to the commune to show a movie a few days ago? The village director over there gave me two hens, you know?"
Liu Haizhong nodded, he knew this, Xu Damao or Lou Xiaoe would feed the chickens every morning.
Xu Damao pointed at Shazhu and said angrily: "Just Shazhu, there is an old hen stewed in the pot. I came to ask him if he stole it. He refused to admit it and insulted my personality."
Liu Haizhong looked at Sha Zhu, and asked suspiciously: "Si Zhu, is what Xu Damao said true?"
"Bah, Second Uncle, are you blind? He said yes, and he still insulted his personality. I ask you if he has any personality." Silly Zhu hates Second Uncle's bangs the most, and he likes anything big Go online.
Liu Haizhong was furious, his old face turned red: "It's wrong! It's wrong! How dare you talk to me like that?!"
"What's the matter? You are the Emperor of Earth, you want me to kowtow to you?"
"Bastard! Have a meeting! Open a general meeting of the whole courtyard!" Liu Haizhong wished he could slap Silly Zhu to death. Damn it, there is Lu Yao, a thorn in the yard, another Sha Zhu with a thorn, and Xu Damao, a half-thorn. It's not a tidy atmosphere, so the three of them don't have to mess around.
Then, the Liu family brothers notified everywhere that a meeting would be held later.
"Brother Yao, my father said later that a general meeting of the whole court will be held in the middle court." Liu Guangfu said politely.
"Okay, I got it." Lu Yao smiled slightly, the He family's farce was so loud just now, of course he heard it.
He took out a handful of white rabbit toffee from his pocket, handed it to Liu Guangfu, and said, "Guangfu, take it and eat it."
When Liu Guangfu saw that it was a white rabbit toffee, his saliva was secreted in an instant, and he said quickly, "Thank you, Brother Yao!"
Although the plot time has not yet arrived, the development of the plot is unexpectedly similar, which is a bit interesting.
"Baby, go home after dinner." Lu Yao grabbed a handful of toffee and peanuts for each of the four little ghosts, stuffing his pockets full.
"Goodbye, Daddy!" The four little ghosts and Lu Yao waved their hands, and happily went home.
……
In the middle courtyard, three uncles were sitting at a table, and the rest were either sitting on benches or standing on the ground, chatting in low voices.
The sufferer Xu Damao sat at the front on the right, and the suspect Sha Zhu sat facing the three uncles.
At this time, Qin Huairu already knew that the chicken was stolen by Bang Ji, which made her feel frightened for a while, but she was relieved when she learned that Sha Zhu seemed to be carrying the matter.
Shazhu is a reliable black pot.
On the contrary, Jia Zhang muttered and looked very dissatisfied.
Some people are dissatisfied with taking the blame?Damn fat woman.
Jia Zhang didn't scold Sha Zhu or Xu Damao, but scolded the stick for being unfilial.
It was agreed that grandma would lure Lou Xiaoe away, and then go to roast chicken together, but the three young ones ate it by themselves.
A gluttonous old woman can't curse stick stems, she can only curse two money-losing goods that don't deserve to be eaten so well.
Lu Yao came, carrying a rocking chair and smoking a pipe.
He found a random place to put down the rocking chair, and lay down on it, looking like a grandpa.
The three uncles have been paying attention to Lu Yao, good guy, this appearance is bigger than us uncles.
"Hey, are you all here?" Yan Bugui glanced around, and found that there were more than 100 people standing full of people.
"Okay, then let me say a few words first, there is a thief in our courtyard, there is a big thief, the old hen of Xu Damao's family is missing, and at this time Shazhu's house is stewing chicken, Xu Damao went to ask, Shazhu still It's very bad to have an attitude of what you can do to me, so we're holding a general meeting to resolve this matter now."
Liu Haizhong couldn't wait to stand up and explained the matter.
Yan Bugui took the conversation, looked at Shazhu and asked, "Shazhu, what do you say about this matter? Did you steal Xu Damao's chicken?"
"No, what kind of chickens did I steal? Yesterday I bought more than [-] chickens, you forgot?" Silly Zhu directly refused to admit it, and regretted it a bit after speaking, oops, didn't you say that you took the blame for Bang Jiao?Almost forgot.
"That's right, Shazhu can buy more than 20 chickens, so this one is not bad, right?"
"There's chicken stew in the front yard today, why doesn't Xu Damao suspect them?"
"Nonsense, Shazhu and Xu Damao in the courtyard have been enemies since childhood, and I suspect that there is something strange about Shazhu."
"Hey, that's interesting."
"..." The residents whispered and expressed their opinions.
Liu Haizhong sneered: "Just because you buy a chicken, doesn't mean you won't steal it. No one in the courtyard knows that you and Xu Damao are not dealing with each other. If you didn't steal the chicken, then show evidence."
"Yes, silly Zhu, take out the bill for buying chickens and prove your innocence." Yan Bugui took the opportunity.
Yi Zhonghai secretly thought something was wrong, these two old fellows wanted to punish Shazhu to death, and they didn't know that Shazhu owed more than 100 chickens in the yard, so many chickens could only be obtained from the black market, where did the black market come from? bill?
Chapter 43
Yi Zhonghai definitely wanted to save Shazhu, so he said, "Let me say a few words, He Yuzhu, did you steal Xu Damao's chicken?"
Sha Zhu just wanted to talk back, but when he thought of Sister Qin, he gritted his teeth and said, "I stole it."
Wow!The onlookers were shocked. Was it really a fool who stole it?
Lu Yao's eyes moved, and the corners of his mouth curled up.
Yu Li, who had been paying attention to Lu Yao, immediately clamped her legs, this friend had a really nice smile.
Yi Zhonghai was also a little shocked, he didn't believe that Sha Zhu would steal Xu Damao's chicken, unless...
Looking at the Jia family, Qin Huairu's face was a little nervous, yes, that's how it is.
"Wow! You really stole it!" Xu Damao jumped up and shouted excitedly.
This time Sha Zhu would have to peel off his skin even if he didn't die.
"Call the police! Ezi! Go to the police and let the police deal with the thief." Xu Damao sneered.
Lou Xiao'e stood up and was about to go out when Yi Zhonghai made a sound.
"Xiao'e, wait."
Lou Xiao'e stopped in her tracks and looked at Yi Zhonghai for no reason.
Yi Zhonghai kidnapped Daode and said: "Don't call the police yet. Although Shazhu stole the chicken, he hasn't found out the cause and effect yet, and calling the police will affect the image of the yard."
When everyone heard it made sense, the last time Shazhu stole the meat from the public house, he lost the face of the compound. This time, the theft scandal was exposed again. At that time, people thought that the No. 94 compound was a den of thieves.
Liu Haizhong also doesn't want to call the police, but Sha Zhu must be severely punished.
It doesn't matter to Yan Bugui, but as the third master of the compound, he still thinks it's best to solve it internally.
"Okay, let me see what this fool says." Xu Damao saw that the three uncles had united with the residents, and knew that if he spoke to the police, he might be isolated.
He is not the invulnerable person like Lu Yao.
"He Yuzhu, let me ask you why you stole Xu Damao's chicken." Yi Zhonghai asked seriously.
Silly eyes rolled, and he replied: "Xu Damao spread rumors in the factory that I had an unclean relationship with Qin Huairu, which seriously affected my image."
Everyone looked at Qin Huairu again, Qin Huairu's face was a bit ugly, she glanced at Lu Yao without leaving any trace, and found that Lu Yao's eyes were flat and expressionless.
"Xu Damao, is there such a thing?" Yi Zhonghai focused his firepower on Xu Damao.
"This..." Xu Damao was stuck, he seemed to have said something similar.
Boom!Yi Zhonghai slammed the table and reprimanded: "Xu Damao! How can you spread rumors about your neighbors in the factory? I think you have a problem with your mind!"
"Da Mao, please explain quickly!" Lou Xiaoe pushed Xu Damao, this bastard can't really spread rumors, can he?
"This... Grandpa, even if I say silly, I can't steal my chicken." Xu Damao replied dissatisfied.
"That's true. Rumors are rumors. Stupid stealing chickens is stealing." Liu Haizhong asked to help. He and Xu Damao had a good relationship.
Yi Zhonghai thought for a while, then decided, "Let's do it this way, Sha Zhu was wrong, and Xu Damao was also wrong, let Sha Zhu pay Xu Damao two yuan, Xu Damao, you can't talk nonsense in the factory in the future, is there any problem?"
"It's only two yuan? No, I'm an old hen. At least five yuan should be paid to me." Xu Damao thought about it when he heard that there was compensation, but two yuan was too cheap, and his old hen weighed three catties. , It costs three or four yuan to buy it through regular channels.
"Five yuan? You might as well grab it, just two yuan, whether you want it or not." Shazhu smiled proudly, paying two yuan can solve the matter, that's great.
"Wait a minute."
At this time, Lu Yao stood up, Yi Zhonghai secretly thought that it was not good, this kid would scare people to death every time he made a move.
The deaf old lady who was watching the whole process also panicked, and secretly scolded Xu Damao, a bastard, it would be better if he could not make up for it in private, now that there is such a big commotion, Lu Yao will not let go of this opportunity to kill silly Zhu.
"Xiaolu, what do you want to say?" Yan Bugui glanced at Yi Zhonghai, probably dumbfounded, the real boss has made a move.
Lu Yao smiled slightly and looked at Sha Zhu: "Si Zhu, you stole the chicken, right?"
Silly Zhu opened his mouth, damn it, he almost forgot that Lu Yao, the big devil, has been staring at him, but now, he can't back down anymore.
"So what if I stole it?" Silly Zhu replied with his neck stuck.
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