Best Old Times: Lin Luoxue's Salted Fish Cousin

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Then his eyes widened.

"She... she's foaming!"

"Are you dying?" Jiang Niannian knelt down and touched his nose, feeling it: "I'm out of breath, just bury it."

classmate:? ? ?

Don't you think he can save it?

Just give up? ? ?

Geng Geng and Jian Jian nodded.

Pulling Xu Yanliang to go to the side to bury the body.

"From 1.2.3!!!"

"1.2. From!!!"

"Hey, hey!!"

Seeing the three people on the stage pulling Xu Yanliang hard, the people below couldn't hold back anymore.

"Hahaha, Xu Yanliang!! You are too fat!!"

"The Queen is right, you should lose weight! ~"Two One Three""

"Why don't you try to return my Piao Piao fist, even if you can't become beautiful, you can still be thinner."

Xu Yanliang was lying on the ground.

Open one eye.

If it weren't for being unable to speak now, I would have to disgust them more or less.

The three of Geng Geng chatted for a while, not knowing whether it was true or not.

Too tired.

Wipe the sweat off his brow.

Jiang Niannian: "This guy is too fat, let's just bury him on the spot!"

The three of them were going to dig a hole next to them and bury them directly.

At this moment.

The prince played by Han Xu came over on a bicycle with a 'White Horse' sign on it.

"What are you three doing!"

"Are you trying to get rich and kill yourself!!!"

Geng Geng raised his head: "Picture money???"

Simply raised his head: "Killed???"

Jiang Niannian stood up: "Brother, please be reasonable, this person is already dead, and she has no money with her."

"We're digging a grave for her, and we're giving him a worthy death."

"Really?" Han Xu frowned and walked to the side.

Crouch down to check.

"Oh, so ugly!"

Han Xu shook his head and muttered in a low voice, "It's good to die, and I don't need to suffer criticism from the world anymore."

Hear this.

The people below couldn't hold back anymore.

"Hahaha, don't you think Snow White can be rescued?"

"Just lying here for a few minutes, but it's ready to be buried."

"The prince is even more amazing, and he almost wrote the words "Death deserved" on Snow White's tombstone."

"They're too funny."

Han Xu was not influenced by the people below.

Following Jiang Niannian they dragged Snow White.

It's no different from just now.

Even if there is one more person, it still cannot be pulled.

Xu Yanliang was helpless.

Changed location.

He hugged Xu Yanliang's head and tugged it twice.

Xu Yanliang immediately opened his eyes! ! ! !

"Fuck! Fuck!!!" The prince played by Han Xu sat down on the ground, throwing the crown aside.

Geng Geng followed and screamed loudly: "It's a corpse!!!!"

The three hugged each other directly.

Jiang Niannian asked in a trembling voice, "You...are you a human or a ghost!"

"Of course it's human!~" Snow White, played by Xu Yanliang, covered her head: "I was practicing kung fu to heal my injuries just now, and I put myself into a state of suspended animation, but because of overwork, I almost died for real."

"If a warrior hadn't touched my temple and stimulated me, I might really have died!"

"Who~~~Which warrior saved me~~"

Xu Yanliang didn't look at Han Xu next to him.

Instead, he ran towards the edge of the stage.

ran towards the audience.

"Is it you? ~ Did you just save me?"

The students below went crazy: "Go away! ~ If it's not me, I'll have you!!"

"Go, go, go!! Don't come here, don't pollute my eyes!!!"

"The person who saved you is sitting there!!"

"Fuck off!!! I should have buried you just now on stage."

Xu Yanliang's movement was so inappropriate that the people below were trembling with fright.

There are a lot of direct expletives.

no way.

This dress is too scary.

Seeing their terrified appearance, Xu Yanliang smiled.

Let you BB again.

If it wasn't for the fact that the performance wasn't over, I would have to go down and give you a kiss.

Xu Yanliang turned around and looked at Han Xu on the ground.

Excitedly said: "Is that you? Did you save me just now?"

Han Xu: "It's not me."

"That's him!" Geng Geng, Jian Jian, and Jiang Niannian said in unison.

"Prince~~~ Don't be humble, since you saved me, I can't repay you."

"From now on, I will be yours!"

Looking at Han Xu who was held by Xu Yanliang's arms.

The three of Geng Geng hugged their arms and shivered.

Geng Geng laughed softly: "It's a disaster!"

Jian Jian followed with a smile and said, "It's unlucky!"

Jiang Niannian: "Regret it!"

Han Xu dragged Bai Xue, which weighed more than [-] catties, to get up from the princess, and sighed: "This time I will pay a lot!"

Looking at Xu Yanliang who has been sticking to his body.

He turned to look at Geng Geng and the others.

"Forget it, you guys helped me find the princess, and I will grant each of you a wish."

Geng Geng: "I don't want those fake things, just give me money, I want a lot of money!"

"That's easy to say~" Han Xu directly handed over the key to his kingdom's treasure house: "This is the key to our kingdom's treasure house, and you will be the gatekeeper of our kingdom's treasure house from now on!!!"

dedicated:? ? ?

Why does it feel a little different from what I thought?

Han Xu ignored her and looked at Jian Jian.

Simply smiled and said: "I want a phone!!! I want to call all the points and chat with them!!!"

"Yes!" Han Xu took out another key and handed it over: "This is the key to the secretary's office of our kingdom. From now on, you will be my exclusive operator. If anyone calls in the future, just tell me."

Simple:? ? ?

Why do you feel that something is not right?

"What about you?" Han Xu looked at Jiang Niannian.

"Me~" Jiang Niannian rolled his eyes, "I want world peace!"

Han Xu touched his chin: "This one is too difficult, you should change it."

Jiang Niannian: "Then let me become smarter."

Han Xu took out another key and handed it over.

"From now on, you will be the diplomatic ambassador of our kingdom. Whether the kingdom can escape the war depends entirely on you alone."

Jiang Niannian: "..."

"So you're just ignoring me to be smart?"

Han Xu shook his head: "In comparison, world peace is easier."

"I'll fuck you!" Jiang Niannian kicked him directly.