Best Old Times: Lin Luoxue's Salted Fish Cousin

"Just give up." Su Chen opened his eyes: "I'm afraid that in the entire dormitory, only my soul is still pure. Your souls have already been washed away."

"No no no."

U Lu Qiaochuan felt that he could save it again: "For the sake of fairness, let's reach an agreement first, that is, no one will use this pot. When the conference is over, we will naturally use it."

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"Agreed." Xiao Haiyang accepted decisively.

The main reason is that I can't stand the taste.

"Just like what Su Chen said, your moral integrity and conscience have long since died, of course you agree." Yu Hao sat up slowly: "However, brother Hao's soul can still be saved, so I also agree."

Bi Shisan and Ren Yifan stood up again.

Su Chen also got up.

 …  

"Great!" Lu Qiaochuan was very excited.

Su Chen looked at them: "So, which one of you will go down first?"

Everyone: "..."

Su Chen: "I know."

............

After half an hour of confrontation.

Everyone made another agreement.

The first person to get out of bed will not be assigned any work, so he agrees to get out of bed.

But the first thing after going down was not to have a meeting, but to run towards the toilet.

They hadn't used the bathroom for nearly twenty hours.

If you don't go, you will be crazy.

Another half an hour passed, and everyone came back refreshed.

Lu Qiaochuan looked at them.

"Now, everyone thinks about their own speeches for a while, I believe that the effect of this meeting will be particularly remarkable!" What.

580: Cleanse the soul, fail (thanks for subscribing)

Su Chen came back after going to the toilet.

Feeling the trajectory of the airflow in the dormitory, I found a vent and sat down.

The wind appeared from behind him.

The taste is relatively light.

Others didn't feel so well, sitting in their seats, the smell of hot pot was so spicy that they couldn't open their eyes.

Xiao Haiyang simply blocked his nose with toilet paper.

Bi Shisan kept fanning himself.

Yu Hao covered his face with his clothes, "Four Nine Three" tried to block the smell.

Taking office as Yifan, he sat there obediently, enduring the sour and stinky attack of the hot pot.

"Do you think that this hot pot is already smelly?"

Several people shook their heads: "I don't think so."

Ren Yifan: "..."

"There are really enough people in your dormitory. You should really thank your parents for being able to live till now."

"Thank you dad, thank you mom." X3.

Ren Yifan: "..."

Lu Qiaochuan stood on the other side of the table, watching them.

The corners of his mouth raised, and he cleared his throat.

"Golden autumn and October, rainy and rainy, white horses pass through the gap, white clouds and dogs,"

"Everything is fleeting in the blink of a finger. In an instant, one day has passed. In an instant, three days have passed. In an instant, three years have passed. In an instant, ten years have passed."

"Speaking of ten years, I can't help but think of Su Shi's poem, Ten years of life and death are boundless~"

Luqiao Kawagoe said more and more vigorously.

Not only read a poem, but even sang a song, and even wanted to extend this decade to my own childhood.

It can be said that it is preparing to fight a protracted war.

Xiao Haiyang sat below, and Bi Shisan next to him kept fanning the smell to him.

He's about to throw up.

"stop!!!"

Xiao Haiyang couldn't bear it anymore, stretched out his hand and shouted: "I know your plot, you are standing in front of the door, we are sitting in front of the pot, you are going to let us endure your stinky and long speech, and at the same time You have to endure the stench of this hot pot."

Xiao Haiyang wiped away the tears stimulated by the smell.

"In the end, we couldn't help ourselves to clean up the pot, right."

There was a smile on the corner of Lu Qiaochuan's mouth: "Smart."

This is Yang Conspiracy.

Compared with awakening their souls, he still felt that this method was more direct.

Also more effective.

Yu Hao's eyes came out of his clothes, and he asked, "How long is your manuscript?"

Lu Qiaochuan simply counted: "Three pages."

The corner of Ren Yifan's mouth rose. : "It's only three pages, I can bear it."

"The three pages are just the original draft. At the end, I will read a Shakespeare sonnet for you~" Lu Qiaochuan added.  …

Bi Shisan flapped his fan: "That's not much."

"And, Zhuge Kongming's list of teachers."

Su Chen: "..."

"And later to become a teacher."

Everyone: "..."

Su Chen looked at him: "Are you planning to compare your memory with me?"

"NONONO, I'm going to give you a competition, endurance!" Lu Qiaochuan laughed.

Su Chen took a shallow breath.

"Come on, ancient and modern Chinese and foreign novels request a battle!"

Xiao Haiyang: "Game Encyclopedia, please stop!"

Yu Hao: "Sportsmen request a fight!"

Ren Yifan: "The Encyclopedia of Love Talks asks for a fight!"

Bi Shisan: "I can briefly introduce the biographies of the authors of your books."

Lu Qiaochuan looked serious.

He knows 5.3.

There could be a tough fight ahead.

............

Four hours later.

Everyone sat around the hot pot with blurred eyes.

The eyes are empty.

Lu Qiaochuan couldn't help sighing: "You are really amazing."

"Not only survived my speech, but also survived each other's speech."

"For more than four hours, no one gave up.".

581: Su Chen: I'm going to buy food, don't eat hot pot! (thanks for subscribing)

"I think I'm better than that."

Bi Shisan lightly shook his feather fan: "My speech was interrupted by you."

Xiao Haiyang sprayed the toilet paper out of his nose angrily, and pointed at him: "You have to introduce us the author's life one by one."

"From official history to unofficial history to folk rumors, we don't stop you, I'm afraid you won't be able to finish talking until tomorrow morning!"

"Eh!~"

Lu Qiaochuan shook his head: "The structure is too small, I think he can preach the beginning of winter vacation."

Ren Yifan couldn't bear it anymore and shouted:

"Everyone has been entangled all afternoon, so no one is hungry?!"

Everyone looked at the hot pot in front of them.

Su Chen:! ! ! ! ! !

"Don't tell me you're going to eat this."

"I can't speak! But I can't even go downstairs!!!" Yu Hao said painfully.

Su Chen stood up.

"Scream Dad, fulfill your wish."

"dad!!!"

Five people looked up at him at the same time.

Even Bi Shisan yelled, one can imagine what this dormitory brought him.

Su Chen rolled his eyes.

In fact, I can understand why everyone is so lazy.

Their dormitory is on the sixth floor.

As long as there is nothing to do, who wants to go up and down the stairs without nothing, so tiring.

Hearing this call, Su Chen nodded in satisfaction.

"What are you all planning to eat?"

Yu Hao: "One serving of shredded pork noodles in clear soup, one serving of stir-fried pork, and one serving of twice-cooked pork."

Lu Qiaochuan: "Potato beef brisket rice bowl, potato beef brisket fried rice, another potato beef brisket and a bowl of rice."

Ren Yifan: "I want a fried noodle, a fried pancake, and a bottle of Coke."

Xiao Haiyang: "Two catties of raw beef, two catties of raw mutton, and one catty of hairy belly."

Bi Shisan: "Pork and cabbage dumplings, pork and scallion dumplings, vinegar and chili."

They said it once, and Su Chen also remembered it.

Thinking back to Xiao Haiyang's dishes.