Best Old Times: Lin Luoxue's Salted Fish Cousin

The venue is not big enough to accommodate all freshmen, but it is still not bad.

Ren Yifan found a seat in the middle and sat down, waiting for his younger sisters.

Less than half an hour.

There were people sitting around him, but it was different from what he had imagined, most of them were rough men, and there were no cute girls at all.

"I'll go, what's the situation!" Ren Yifan was speechless.

Get up and walk back.

I found a place again, this time although there are girls, but the quality is average.

But the show is starting now.

Ren Yifan also quietly watched the show.

"Ren Yifan?".

471: Ye Jiping’s Helplessness, Perfunctory Holiday Homework (Thanks for Subscribing)

Beside him, a familiar voice came, and when he turned his head, it turned out to be Yu Hao.

"Brother Hao, why are you here?"

"Nonsense, this is the place where our Propaganda Department is set up, of course I have to be here, what if something goes wrong." Yu Hao forcefully arranged a task for himself.

It should be Xiao Haiyang's job to observe the situation outside.

Ren Yifan didn't care about these, but frowned and asked, "Isn't this a welcome party? Why are there so many boys in the audience, where are those girls?"

Yu Hao grinned.

"You also said that this is the New Year's Eve party, and of course the pretty sisters want to show off their beauty on stage."

this time.

A dance team takes to the stage.

Whether it's their clothes or their attire, they all look very good.

Now Ren Yifan is depressed.

These people are all on stage, how can he get to know them?

"How about I go backstage?"

............

Classes the next day.

Everyone takes their places.

Bi Shisan sat where the teacher entered the door. Because Gu Yixin was still there, the glasses did not follow this time, but Gu Yixin sat next to him.

The people in the class are no strangers to 07.

Ye Jiping stood on the podium, looking at the photos on the computer, his face full of helplessness.

"I've read all the homework you turned in, it's horrible!"

Ye Jiping yelled out loud.

"Unexpectedly, I worked hard to teach you for a semester, and you just showed me this. I just asked you to take a classic photo for me during the whole vacation, and you all dealt with it!"

"I told you a long time ago that the photo of the holiday will be counted into one-third of the total score of this semester."

"I don't want to judge whether you are good or bad, I will only divide them into ethical dealings and unscrupulous dealings!"

Ye Jiping sighed: "Let me share these photos with you."

"The first one, No. 3 Xiao Haiyang for unscrupulous dealing."

"why me!"

Xiao Haiyang stood up and defended himself: "I took the photos out of my mind!"

"Then show everyone a picture of your wandering heart?"

Ye Jiping felt that if they didn't show their photos, they wouldn't know what was wrong with them.

As far as that photo of him is concerned, he is ashamed to say that he took it out of his mind?

What about the face?

"and many more!"

Xiao Haiyang explained: "The essence of my photos lies in looking back."

"Students, please turn your heads to the back."

Everyone turned around.

Lin Luoxue asked in a low voice, "Didn't Xiao Haiyang submit the photos he took with us?"

"Maybe the one who submitted it was taken by myself."

Su Chen remembered this scene, and it was considered a classic.

"Okay, Mrs. Ye, you can click on the photo. I'll count one, two, three, and everyone will look back together."

Ye Jiping rolled his eyes, but still did as he said.

He really wanted to see what Xiao Haiyang was going to play.

"one two Three!"

"Go back!"

Following Xiao Haiyang's order, everyone immediately turned their heads.

moment.

Someone laughed directly.

On the big screen, a middle-aged woman is taking a boat, but the color of her bag and clothes are flesh-colored, and they are placed on her legs, so that they overlap, and it looks like half of her pants have been taken off.

When Xiao Haiyang heard the laughter, he also believed in himself.

"By precise borrowing, I made the model's bag and her clothes perfectly blend together, so that the hitters thought it was the model reading the newspaper in the bathroom."

"Reflecting the bohemian and public life of people in the 21s and..."

Xiao Haiyang was at a loss for words, and casually said, "Postmodern pessimism..."

"That's it!"

Ye Jiping quickly stopped: "65 points."

"Thank you teacher, thank you everyone."

Lin Luoxue and Yu Zhouzhou covered their mouths and laughed when they saw this scene.

If this is the case, I can give 65.

Also passed.

Ye Jiping also didn't want to waste too much time on Xiao Haiyang, and continued: "The next unscrupulous coping is NO.2."

"Luqiaochuan."

"How could it be me? I'm also distracted!" Lu Qiaochuan's actions were exactly the same as Xiao Haiyang's.

Ye Jiping didn't talk too much nonsense, and simply said: "Then let me show your photo too?"

"and many more!"

"You don't have any special meaning, do you?" Ye Jiping pinched his waist, he had figured out what these people were thinking, and he wanted to hear what Lu Qiaochuan would say.

"This photo of mine is called Mo Huishou."

Lu Qiaochuan's storytelling ability is top-notch, leading everyone to say: "Please keep staring at the screen and don't move."

"Miss Ye, you can post photos."

Ye Jiping had no choice but to click on the photo.

Lu Qiaochuan: "Three, two, one go!"

In an instant, an extremely painful, distorted, and tragic face appeared on the big screen.

"Hahaha, this face is too ugly!"

"I'll go, what did the model go through to make such an expression."

"Hahaha, it's so funny."

Yu Hao looked at the photo and shook his head with a smile, "This is the worst time Ren Yifan was hacked."

After letting them laugh heartily for a while, Lu Qiaochuan stretched out his hand to silence them. It was time for him to explain the meaning of his photo.

"I'm looking for the most hideous face in this city."

Seeing that Ye Jiping's expression was not right, Lu Qiaochuan quickly said: "Of course, this is just the appearance. It seems that this model is on the verge of being dumped and does not want to be dumped."

"The expression in this photo is actually telling the world, don't look back~ The white boy's head is empty and sad, and the postmodern pessimism that the world is against me. 433"

"That's it!"

"65 points."

Ye Jiping hurriedly stopped, feeling that if he didn't stop, there would be another series of stinky and long poem recitations.

Lu Qiaochuan stood up instantly: "Thank you teacher, thank you everyone."

Ye Jiping was also helpless.

I don't want to talk too much with them: "Next, it's No. 1 in unscrupulous dealing."

As soon as this was mentioned, everyone bowed their heads in a guilty conscience.

"Look at how guilty you are now." Ye Jiping glanced down, and finally stopped on Yu Hao.

"It's better to be me!" Yu Hao stood up and said excitedly, "My heart has already traveled all over the world!"

Ye Jiping: "..."

Ignoring him, Ye Jiping looked at Jiang Yunming again.

"Ah~Long live postmodern pessimism, okay~" Jiang Yunming stood up and said the most meaningless words directly.

Ye Jiping: "..."

If possible, he really didn't want to admit that these guys were his students.

So embarrassing.

"I will give zero points to the No.1 who is unscrupulous, and I will give more than 65 points to everyone else."

Just when Ye Jiping was about to click on the photo, he raised his head and said, "Now I will give you another chance. The one who thinks he is the most difficult raises his hand, and I will give him sixty points."

next moment.

Almost everyone in the class raised their hands.

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Lin Luoxue and the others glanced back and almost laughed out loud.

Su Chen also breathed a sigh of relief.

His photo was taken with Lin Luoxue and the others, so as long as there are not several photos of No.1, it is basically impossible to be him.

Beside them, Xiao Haiyang and Lu Qiaochuan who had just stood up shook hands excitedly.

Xiao Haiyang: "Although shameful, it landed smoothly."

Lu Qiaochuan nodded: "Long live 65 points!~"

Ye Jiping really had nothing to say to them: "Forget it, it's my negligence of duty that you can shoot like this. You may go abroad in the future. This score will affect you more or less."