Best Old Times: Lin Luoxue's Salted Fish Cousin

The personalities and names of all the girls with Ren Yifan's classification number on it.

And phone.

It is also thoughtful to use different colored paper to distinguish.

It's so good.

There are at least ten phones on each color of paper.

Really the best of the scum.

Ren Yifan smiled awkwardly: "This is old history, it's not worth mentioning now."

"Now, you, right now, call me!"

Lu Qiaochuan threw him the phone book and told him to call now.

resignedly.

Under the gaze of everyone, Ren Yifan made the first call.

"Hey, don't say anything, let me say, I don't think my feelings for you are still warm, are you interested, come to the playground tomorrow afternoon and have a good chat."

Ren Yifan raised his eyebrows at everyone.

It means everything is under control.

result.

There was a scolding directly from the opposite side: "Now you know about my aunt? Why did you go there before!"

"I want to see me again, but there is no door!"

Everyone almost burst out laughing.

Ren Yifan was embarrassed, so he could only say again: "Then what kind of situation would you want to see me?"

"Unless you're dead! I'll go to your funeral."

"Funeral! This is good." Ren Yifan said seriously: "In fact, I thought so at first, but I was afraid of scaring you, so tell me, this funeral, I want to laugh or feel depressed."

"Frustrated! The kind who don't want to die!"

Although there was no hands-free, Su Chen and the others heard clearly.

Zhong Bai said with a smile: "Just like you, you deserve to be cursed."

Ren Yifan: "..."

Even so, the face-to-face is not over yet: "It's better to be surrounded by cacti, so that I can smash directly on your body!"

"Get lost! Otherwise, even if you are a ghost, my aunt will find a mage to beat you to death!"

Dudu Dudu! ~

Ren Yifan looked at Su Chen and the others in embarrassment.

"See~ It's not that I don't want to fight, but that the situation is like this."

"I was scolded all over my face, and I didn't know if the other party would come or not, which was very embarrassing."

Su Chen patted him on the shoulder: "You are very close to success. Didn't you realize that this one has already started answering the phone?"

"Keep playing, the next one will definitely be better."

Ren Yifan had a bitter face.

Turning to look at Lu Qiaochuan and Zhong Bai.

I saw that these two people also stretched out their hands and made a cheering gesture.

Now he knows.

These two guys can't be trusted at all.

Helpless, can only continue.

The second call was connected, and there was still a girl inside.

"Scumbag Ren Yifan! How dare you call me! Believe it or not..."

This time, Ren Yifan didn't wait for the other person to finish speaking, and took the initiative to attack: "It's me, the scumbag Ren Yifan, I just want to ask if you can come to the playground to see me for the last time tomorrow afternoon."

"I'm going to hold a funeral in the playground. The photos are still the ones where you can't die. Even the flowers next to it are cactus, so you can smash them directly. Why don't you come here!"

"Pfft!~"

Su Chen and the others burst out laughing.

The previous girl's request has directly become a prerequisite here, and it depends on whether the other party will come or not.

As a result, the girl was stunned for a while, and then shouted: "Go to hell, Ren Yifan! I'm going to hit you in the face with a cactus! You scumbag! Find mistress!! I'm yuck!"

"I told you, when I was with you, there was no third party between us!!! I didn't classify you into the category of being cheated at all!!!"

Dudu Dudu! ~

Before Ren Yifan finished speaking, the other party hung up again.

Lu Qiaochuan smiled and said: "It turns out that Mr. Ren had a hard time during his freshman year."

"It's very uncomfortable to be misunderstood by a girl." Zhong Bai said softly.

"That's right, I feel too bad." Ren Yifan said aggrievedly, "The main reason we broke up is because she doesn't trust me."

"Otherwise, we should still be breaking up in another two months."

"Go to hell!" Zhong Bai rolled his eyes: "Keep calling!"

Ren Yifan was forced to be intimidated.

Just keep calling.

Su Chen watched from the sidelines.

"I didn't expect that your Mr. Ren likes a wide range of types. There are all kinds of types."

路桥川笑道：“他一直都来者不资;源'群：9？8;0;2！？/0'。5,8"5。;6，我们都习惯了。”

"Yes! He can even accept that kind of brainless." Zhong Bai recalled the '397 two taels of meat' in high school, and it was annoying to think about it.

Those kind of people can do it.

There are really not picky eaters.

Bi Shisan found that Ren Yifan's mood fluctuated too much, so he couldn't help but said: "If you feel chest tightness after the phone call, you can call me."

"I can provide psychological counseling to help you solve your problems."

Ren Yifan: "..."

Glancing at him, he continued to call with a sad face.

............

A blink of an eye.

It's getting dark.

Su Chen and the others brought the scolded bloody Ren Yifan to the cafeteria for dinner.

"Woooooo~!"

"They are so kind, I am really sorry for them."

Ren Yifan marked the names of people on the list while recalling the good times in the past.

Su Chen: "Then why don't you start over with them."

"Impossible." Ren Yifan's tears disappeared in an instant, and he said seriously: "A woman is a creature, it is easy to break up when she is in love for the first time, but once they get back together, this relationship may become a plaster."

"You could be stuck forever."

"I would never take such a risk to reunite with them, it's too scary."

"The schoolgirls will come next year, so I won't give up the whole forest just for a few trees."

Su Chen: "..."

You can be human.

402: Zhong Bai: It’s not easy for you to be alive with so many girlfriends (thanks for subscribing)

"Tsk tsk tsk!~"

Zhong Bai watched as Ren Yifan finished scratching out his name.

Weird expression.

"With so many girlfriends in two semesters, you can still sit here and chat with us with a ruddy complexion. You are considered a genius."

"Of course!"

"I don't have any capital, how can I hang around in the flowers."

Ren Yifan showed off his muscles.

He found that no one paid attention to him.

Turning to look at Su Chen: "Now I've done what you asked me to do, and the rest will be fine."

Su Chen smiled slightly: "Yes!~"

"What else is there?!" Ren Yifan looked at Su Chen in shock.

He has already sacrificed so much.

He even has a job.

You can't grab a sheep to squeeze the wool, right?

"Hey!~ Don't be nervous." Su Chen gestured to Zhong Bai.

Zhong Bai understood.

Take out the card in the pocket.

Pushed over.

"Tonight, you and Lu Qiaochuan's task is to distribute these cards according to the dormitory."

"What? Post a small advertisement?"

Ren Yifan held the card and looked at the pink piece of paper, with the heads of beautiful women printed on it.

Although there is a black mosaic on the eyes.

But he could vaguely see who these were.

"Not only did you use my beloved private collection, you even asked me to send them out?!"

"You are too cruel."

Ren Yifan said to Su Chen, "Don't you think that this kind of behavior is the same as those who post pornographic advertisements in those hotels and express hotels?"

"Hey~ This is reasonable publicity." Su Chen looked at him: "It's fine if you know it in your heart?"

"Brother, the arms seller can also say that he is just running a small shop, so no one cares about it?" Ren Yifan retorted.

Snapped! ~

Zhong Bai patted the table: "You can post it as soon as you are told, there are so many things."

"I can tell you, this is our first group activity, you can't let me off the hook!"

"otherwise......"

Zhong Bai narrowed his eyes and clenched his hands into fists.

An invisible murderous aura erupted from her body.

Ren Yifan swallowed.

Nod.