Best Old Times: Lin Luoxue's Salted Fish Cousin

And this guy - shamelessly admitted it.

Lu Qiaochuan also looked at him with a smile on his face: "Look - you, male god."

"I... I'm actually not a male god anymore." Ren Yifan covered his face in great pain.

"Since I was discovered in multiple parallel relationships, I am no longer a male god."

"And my reputation is already rotten among freshman girls."

"I can't call anyone at all."

Lu Qiaochuan: "Then did someone strike up a conversation with you on the playground before?"

Ren Yifan shouted: "It's just me, how does she know who I am?"

"There are so many freshman girls, how do you know that your reputation is stink among all the girls." Su Chen looked at him.

vaguely remember.

There is a very interesting analogy here.

When Ren Yifan heard the question, he said directly: "It sounds like there are really few, but the problem is, it seems that every girl is an independent individual, but they are all small groups."

Looking at their puzzled eyes, Ren Yifan continued to explain:

"Girls all have girlfriends, but in addition to girlfriends, they also have masked sisters and imaginary enemies."

"In addition to imaginary enemies, there are real enemies. They restrict each other and blend with each other, sharing information with each other,"

"Do you understand now?"

"Understood." Zhong Bai clenched his fists: "I know that if you don't make it clear, my fist might hit me."

"Ahem!" Ren Yifan was helpless, so he could only continue: "To put it simply, I fell in love with girl A, and then we broke up, girl A will tell the news to girlfriend B, and her girlfriend will tell the news Passed on to her masked sister C.

Thus.

Girl A's best friend and her masked sisters will not fall in love with me.

Because they will stand on the united front and scold me.

And this girl's imaginary enemy and real enemy will never fall in love with me.

Because I was left behind by their enemies.

And the scariest thing is that every girl here will have such a small group, just like this, one by one, one by one, one by one..."

"Get to the point." Su Chen rolled his eyes.

Ren Yifan stopped, and said helplessly: "The point is, my reputation is like this, it stinks."

"Even some people who haven't met me will know that there is a Ren Yifan in freshman year, he is a scumbag."

Although it sounds miserable.

But Lu Qiaochuan couldn't help laughing.

"You deserve it right? It's the grace of those girls that you can still chat with us here." Zhong Bai said unceremoniously.

Turning around and looking at Su Chen: "Is such a guy still useful?"

Ren Yifan:? ? ?

"It's useful." Su Chen completely ignored Ren Yifan's pity, and said directly: "Before you could take advantage of your ex-girlfriend's love for you, but after all, you have broken up, and no one can say how much love you can have, but now you can't. It's the same."

"You can hate someone for a long time, and you have greater confidence."

"Ah???" Ren Yifan looked at Su Chen in different ways.

You are a devil, bro.

I am so miserable, how do you still think about using me?

Is there any humanity!

Su Chen patted him on the shoulder: "Treat those girls who want to kill you, just say that you are going to hold a funeral, I believe they will all come."

Ren Yifan:! ! ! ! ! !

"You've even arranged my funeral?"

"Are you still human?"

Su Chen glanced at himself, and said seriously: "If the current situation continues, I may not be human anymore."

What he meant was that the system continued to draw those attribute points.

He becomes Superman.

But Ren Yifan obviously didn't know this, and thought he was just teasing himself.

"What about me? What am I going to do?" Zhong Bai raised his hand and asked.

Everyone else has things.

She didn't.

It's very uninvolving.

"You!~~"

Su Chen stroked her chin.

in memory.

In this episode, Zhong Bai finally went to take photos and print small cards.

"You find a printing agency and print some small cards."

"It's like the one in a hotel."

"Huh!~" Zhong Bai looked at Su Chen with disgust, "You wouldn't use such obscene means just to attract people over."

Zhong Bai had already imagined Su Chen's plan in his mind.

It's time to seduce with a beautiful woman.

Su Chen rolled her eyes: "Even if I want to, the school won't agree."

"I mean, when the time comes, ask Ren Yifan to send you some photos of his ex-girlfriend, and then you can choose a few different types from them and make them into small cards."

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"When the time comes, it will be fine once it's posted in the boys' dormitory building."

"My ex-girlfriend's photo?" Ren Yifan looked at him suspiciously: "How do you know that I keep some photos."

"Have you peeked at my computer?"

"With that broken computer of yours, I'm afraid of getting a Trojan horse virus even when I turn it on." Su Chen complained.

Of course he knew.

After all, in the second season, this guy also used many girls' photos to make a [scumbag] artwork.

There are more than a hundred photos above.

Ren Yifan pouted.

Be sure to check your computer after you decide to go back.

To see if Su Chen had implanted a Trojan horse.

Lu Qiaochuan asked: "Now the last question, when would you say the best time for our activities to start?"

………………

"When will it start~"

Su Chen thought about it.

Today is Thursday, too rushed to start Friday.

Next week is another May anniversary.

They obviously don't have the ability to fight for popularity with the student union.

Su Chen snapped his fingers: "Sat, there are no classes then, and we have two days of preparation time, which is enough."

"OK!"

............

night.

Bi Shisan returned to the dormitory.

Without further ado.

Turn on the computer, click on the campus website and start your own work.

After Lu Qiaochuan wrote the article and sent it to Bi Shisan, he also clicked on the campus website to read it.

Many societies have already started promoting it.

Among them is the Propaganda Department.

Then......

"Thirteen, is the person who killed Bi Shisan your trumpet?"

While browsing the webpage, Lu Qiaochuan found an interesting ID.

Turn around and ask.

Bi Shisan shook his head: "It's not mine, it should be a passerby."

"But he is very targeted, but there are many loopholes in the words that attack me."

Having said that, Bi Shisan chuckled lightly.

"I think I already know who she is."

Su Chen chuckled lightly.

Needless to say.

He also knew who the other party was.

At this time.

The dormitory door was pushed open.

Xiao Haiyang and Yu Hao appeared at the door.

"It just so happens that you are all here. If you have nothing to do recently, can you give our Propaganda Department a favor."

"Paid." What.

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These few words that Xiao Haiyang originally thought should attract everyone's attention.

But in fact.

It didn't seem to cause much trouble.

"What are you all doing?"

Yu Hao ran behind Lu Qiaochuan and looked at the computer together.

Xiao Haiyang patted and walked behind Su Chen and said with a smile, "How about it, come and help."

"The girls are now being dragged by Lin Luoxue to our Propaganda Department to help. If you go, I think their enthusiasm will be even higher."

Su Chen: "..."

"I said that no one came to the recent activities, and the people who co-authored me were all instigated."

Hearing Su Chen's teasing words, Xiao Haiyang laughed dryly: "Isn't this forced by the situation, there is no way."

"Would you like to come?"

"I won't go." Su Chen looked at him: "The presidents of the three associations sitting in the dormitory have decided to carry out a "[-]" activity together."