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pouted.

"I can only use two words to describe the photos you submitted."

"Deal with it."

"You guys are so close to writing the word deal with it directly on the photo!"

Ye Jiping looked at them with disappointment on his face: "I also teach editing and directing classes. Taking pictures is not their main subject, but their attitude is indeed very serious."

"Don't you feel ashamed when you look at their pictures?"

"Yes!~~"

The people in the class have the same caliber.

All despised.

"Learning requires a learning mentality. You can't do this."

"Ms. Ye, don't just look at this, the next one is mine, hurry up~" Yu Hao's urging made Ye Jiping switch to the next photo.

in the screen.

A white background that can't be seen clearly.

A lump of yellow in the middle.

Many people who saw it were disgusted.

Lin Luoxue pulled Su Chen: "This can't be filmed in the bathroom."

"Don't think about it." Su Chen tapped her lightly: "Listen to Brother Hao's explanation later."

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Ye Jiping looked and looked.

"What is this? It's all out of focus. What else is there to see?"

"Ms. Ye, our theme is the golden section." Yu Hao pointed to his photo, "The color in the middle is golden, and the golden color divides all the white in the picture."

Xiao Haiyang looked at the photo and asked, "Are you sure you didn't take a picture of a golden poop?"

"The toilet floor happens to be white too."

Yu Hao: "I'll take pictures of the golden shit you pulled out."

Su Chen glanced at Lin Luoxue.

The latter nodded.

I admire Yu Hao's brain.

It all works.

Immediately afterwards, Ye Jiping posted the next photo.

Obviously it looks like a cartoon.

A man on a horse holds a ball in his hand.

"Su Chen, can you explain to me what this photo of yours has to do with the golden section I mentioned?"

Su Chen pointed at the manga: "JOJO's seventh Puma Wolf~"

"Golden section, don't you understand?"

Ye Jiping shook his head in doubt: "Should I understand?"

"Ms. Ye, that's why you don't understand." Yu Hao pointed to the figure above: "The guy above is called Gero Zeppelin, and his trick is called Golden Maneuver."

Ye Jiping: "..."

"As long as you can spend half of the time thinking about these reasons and taking pictures, you won't be named and criticized by me."

The photo review is over.

Just after class.

Ye Jiping looked at Xiao Haiyang.

"The activity of the psychological committee is about to start, don't forget~"

"I know." Xiao Haiyang nodded and accepted the task.

Turn around and stand up.

"Dear students, our psychological activities are about to start. If you have any psychological problems, psychological shadows or doubts about psychopaths, you can come to me."

"The psychological committee will serve you piously."

Everyone: "..."

"Well, I knew it would be like this." Xiao Haiyang didn't make it difficult for everyone, after all, he was used to it every year: "I didn't make it difficult for you either, since no one came, then I came according to my student number .”

"No.1 Su Chen."

"No.2's Bi Shisan, come at one o'clock in the afternoon, die early and be reborn early, don't be late."

Su Chen: "..."

Is the student number taken according to the grade?

Is it that bad?What.

350: The Healed Xiao Haiyang, the choice of public class (thanks for subscribing)

in the afternoon.

Su Chen came to the door of the classroom.

knock on the door.

Xiao Haiyang was the only one inside, reading comics there.

After seeing Su Chen coming, he took it back instantly.

"Welcome everyone, Su Chen."

Watching Su Chen sit down, Xiao Haiyang put on a bright smile on his face: "Excuse me, do you have any psychological problems that are not humane?"

Su Chen looked left and right.

Shake his head.

"No."

"Actually, there's no need to be shy." Xiao Haiyang spread his hands: "You can say whatever you want, and I will never tell a third person."

Su Chen thought about it.

Shake his head.

"still none."

"Okay then." Xiao Haiyang lowered his head, and pulled out a notebook from the side: "Sign on it, chat a few words and then leave."

"So simple?"

Su Chen casually signed his name on the book and handed it over.

"I can't help it. I have been a psychological committee member for three years, and few people are really willing to tell me the truth. At most, they would come to me and cry for a while after breaking up in love."

Xiao Haiyang put away his notebook and looked at Su Chen: "By the way, what is your zodiac sign?"

"You, a psychological committee member, still believe this?" Su Chen wondered, "How many of those things can be hit by "[-]" even if they are put on a dog."

"Then why not? Shall I gossip with you here?"

"Then Brother Hao, the two of you should be able to chat together. Anyway, you two often attend classes together, and it has been rumored in the class that you two are together."

"I rely on?" Xiao Haiyang was stunned.

Now the gossip in the class is so scary?

Su Chen: "..."

It seems that I slipped my mouth.

In order to prevent Xiao Haiyang from continuing to ask, Su Chen said decisively, "Scorpio."

Hearing these three words, Xiao Haiyang returned to his previous state: "Scorpio man, sure enough."

Su Chen: "So what?"

"The outside is cold and the inside is hot, and it is in a dominant position in the relationship."

Xiao Haiyang nodded: "No wonder you are surrounded by so many beauties, it must have something to do with this."

Su Chen: "Look, you can't put this sentence on Ren Yifan. He is not a Scorpio, but he is also surrounded by beauties."

"This needs to be further understood, but you have already been stoned." Xiao Haiyang took out a horoscope guide from the desk pocket: "How about it, can I read you this month's fortune."

"Forget it, we must resist feudal superstition."

"You see, being on guard is a characteristic of your Scorpio."

Su Chen rolled her eyes and looked at him: "Compared with constellations, I believe in faces."

"Do you know, I know your past just by looking at your face."

Seeing Su Chen's serious expression, Xiao Haiyang's eyelids twitched.

It felt like Su Chen's eyes really saw through him.

This guy can't really see something.

Swallowed.

"Speak, I'll listen."

"You had a girlfriend before, but it ended without a problem, right?" Su Chen looked at his face and asked.

Xiao Haiyang was taken aback.

A face appeared in my mind, and I nodded.

"This girl has something to do with your relatives, and you can't forget it now, right?"

Xiao Haiyang sat up straight and nodded.

"Master, can you see something else?"

Su Chen rolled her eyes in her heart.

He has a lot of skills.

But none of them have anything to do with fortune-telling. Isn't this all remembered from watching TV dramas?

Seeing that he believed it, Su Chen leaned back: "I figured out that the two of you are destined to be together, and we will meet again in the future."

"Impossible." Xiao Haiyang laughed directly: "We have lost all contact now, and I don't even know where she is now, how could we meet."

"It's fate to meet thousands of miles away, but it's hard to hold hands if you don't have the fate."

"What should come will always come."

Su Chen walked to the door and waved at Xiao Haiyang: "For example, if I want to leave now, you can't stop me."

Xiao Haiyang: "..."

I froze for a few minutes.

There was another knock on the door.

Look up.

It's Bi Shisan.

After sitting down, Xiao Haiyang sorted out his thoughts, freed himself from memories, and looked at him: "What is your zodiac sign?"

"I never believed in horoscopes,"

This familiar answer made Xiao Haiyang feel for a moment that he was still talking to Su Chen.