Best Old Times: Lin Luoxue's Salted Fish Cousin

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I don't know how this guy guessed it so accurately.

so horrible.

"What's the matter? When you say you need strength, everyone stops talking?"

"No...no."

The corner of Yu Huai's mouth turned up: "How about, Teacher Zhang, let's compete. If we win, let us arrange our own seats."

Zhang Ping put his hands in his pockets.

Take two steps towards the podium.

Then turn around.

"But if you lose, it will be regarded as disrupting classroom discipline this time."

"all of you."

"Give me standing and listening to lectures for a week."

Everyone: "Good!!!"

Zhang Ping:? ? ?

............

3 minute later.

The students regained their positions.

Zhang Ping sat in front of Su Chen and Yu Huai.

The upper and lower halves of the blackboard are written with [classmate] and [teacher] respectively.

"Teacher Zhang Ping played against the student representatives, asking each other questions, one point for the correct answer, one point for the wrong answer."

"The first person to get five points will get..."

"Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, let's start!"

Xu Yanliang was talking about the rules of the game with great interest on the podium, but was interrupted by Jiang Niannian before he finished speaking.

"Okay, the game begins!"

Zhang Ping: "Zhenhua School Motto."

Stand up simply: "If you want to ask questions, stand up, and be upright."

The crowd applauded.

Then wait until the classmates come up with a question, but they don't move.

Instead, they looked at Su Chen in unison.

"I'm sorry, Teacher Zhang." Su Chen smiled slightly at him: "Excuse me..."

"Wait." Zhang Ping interrupted directly, looking at him: "Didn't you say that you have nothing to do here?"

"Why are you there when the question is asked?"

Su Chen grinned: "Who made me a student representative?"

"Don't talk nonsense, Mr. Zhang, please listen to the question. Excuse me! Lu Bu is invincible immediately, Dian Wei is invincible under horse, Cao Cao wants to be invincible in the world, why not let Lu Bu ride Dianwei."

Zhang Ping:? ? ?

Yu Huai:? ? ?

Xu Yanliang:? ? ?

other people:? ? ?

Is this a question humans can think of? ? ?

"This." Zhang Ping's eyes fluttered, and he knew in his heart that this was a brain teaser, but he just couldn't guess the answer.

Jiang Niannian turned to look at Geng Geng: "Have you heard of this question?"

"How could I have heard of it? It's also the first time I know that there are people asking this question."

Jiang Niannian looked at Geng Geng's big eyes, and nodded to Jian Jian: "It seems that she really doesn't know."

"Then what's the answer to this question?" Jian Jian shook his head, looking at Su Chen who was speaking in front of him.

His eyes were full of curiosity.

How did he come up with such an interesting topic?

Did you see it online?

"I don't know, let's announce the answer."

Su Chen winked at Xu Yanliang, and then said with a smile, "Because Lu Bu is invincible on horseback, riding Dianwei is useless, so we should let Lu Bu ride the horse, and let the horse ride Dianwei~~~"

Zhang Ping: "..."

other people:"......"

"Pfft!~ Hahahahaha!~"

There was a short period of calm in the classroom, and then the music blossomed in an instant.

"Su Chen, this question is awesome!"

"This kind of question, even if I use up all my brain cells, I can't figure it out!"

"Hahaha, it's so funny!! Come out more, I want to hear more."

"You're amazing." The corner of Zhang Ping's mouth twitched slightly. Sometimes chatting with these students can really broaden his thinking.

"Next question, please! What was the average score of last year's college entrance examination in Zhenhua?"

Zhu Yao got up: "591.7."

"wrong!"

Zhang Ping looked at her with a smile: "That's just the headquarters, the headquarters~"

"Hey!~"

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046: The relationship between earthworms?The most familiar strange worm? (seeking data, seeking support)

"Now it's two to one, and the student representatives are leading."

Su Chen glanced at the blackboard: "What will happen if a person takes a stimulant and a tranquilizer at the same time?"

"Ah this..."

Zhang Ping shook his head: "I don't know."

Su Chen: "Excited, but not completely excited."

"Is this also an answer?"

"Of course~"

Zhang Ping couldn't sit still, if Su Chen had all these questions.

Then he can basically only score points from the opponent's wrong answer.

After figuring it out, Zhang Ping continued: "A question, what is the power generated by a unit of the Daya Bend Nuclear Power Plant in my country."

Han Xu: "4.5 times 10 to the 4th power."

Xu Yanliang: "Four to one! Come to the match point!!"

"It's you asking the question again?"

Zhang Ping looked at Su Chen with a gloomy expression: "There are so many classmates, why don't you let them show off?"

Su Chen shrugged: "Whoever wants to come up with a question can play together."

Geng Geng got up: "What is the first song on the B side of Tao Ji's first album."

"Bastard!~"

"Hey, why are you swearing?" Jiang Niannian looked at Zhang Ping.

Zhang Ping: "..."

"Teacher Zhang is right, you are a bastard." Geng Geng sat down directly.

really.

You shouldn't stand up at a time like this.

I feel so ashamed! ~

The corner of Zhang Ping's mouth rose, and it was time to move back to the next round.

"Excuse me, the mass of the No. 69 bus is M, and it is driving on a straight road. When the acceleration of the car is A and the speed is V, the speed of the engine is P1, and when the power is always P2..."

Zhang Ping was about to continue talking, when Han Xu next to him continued: "If the resistance of the bus remains unchanged during the movement, the maximum speed of the bus is P2 divided by (P1 divided by V) and then subtracted from Ma."

Zhang Ping: "..."

Xu Yanliang: "Mr. Zhang, did we win?"

"Not yet." Zhang Ping looked at Han Xu: "What I want to ask is where is the destination of this car."

"Teacher, how dare you play tricks!"

"It's three to four now, don't capsize the boat."

Xu Yanliang said, "Su Chen should come up with the question."

Su Chen looked at Zhang Ping: "The last question, please ask!"

"Divide an earthworm into nine segments, and when the nine segments grow into nine earthworms, what is the relationship between them!"

Zhang Ping: "..."

Zhang Ping faintly felt a toothache.

really.

Whenever I hear this kind of question, I feel that IQ has been insulted.