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Chat Group of the Fourth Natural Disaster Section 55
"T-34/85 medium tank, one of the best medium tanks in World War II. Originally, I, a fake German, planned to change to a No. IV or Tiger or other German tanks, and then I remembered that we were going off-road, not a military parade. , if the German tank breaks down, the pitiful maintenance will give us both a headache, so we use the old Maozi's work that is solid and durable. Don't worry, even ordinary people who don't know anything about this stuff can follow it Maintenance manual maintenance." Kotla proudly introduced the land battle monsters from Earth to Tallulah.
Chapter 138 Two people driving two corners 35/100
"Just as the pear blossoms were blooming all over the sky, and the soft veil was floating on the river, Katyusha stood on the steep bank, singing like the bright spring scenery..."
Inside the T-34/85, the Katyusha singing familiar to Political Commissar Shangban Dong echoed in the small tank interior.
"Ula!!!"
Kotla opened the hatch directly in front of the driver's seat of the T-34/85, blowing the head-on wind at 35 kilometers per hour, driving the tank on the giant track left by the moving city, shouting Ulla and speeding the car.
Tallulah looked at Kotera on the drag racing with a crazy expression on her face. She didn't understand that it was just a piece of music. How could such a good person become mentally ill?It seems that the disease is still unclear?Is this the sand sculpture that is often said in the group?Then I have to stay away from him, so as not to be infected.
Thinking of this, she quickly moved to another seat.
. . . . . .
"Excellent! Enough! How can driving be as fun as driving a tank?! Ulla!!!"
Kotra yelled loudly, holding the joystick of the tank with a happy face like a child who got a favorite toy.
"Eh? Why did the music stop? Then I'll change it to another one. Music!" He didn't hear the music playing on his phone, turned his head down and clicked on the next song to play.
"Hey! The White Bandit Army is a group of black crows, trying to trample us down! From the coast of England to Siberia, hey! The Red Army is the most powerful in the world!"
Liubai's version of the most powerful melody of the Red Army sounded, and Kotla hummed the tune and drove the tank like a Red Army soldier.
However, Tallulah suddenly said: "You have defended Moscow, but not the Soviet Union."
"Stab!"
When the brakes sounded, Kotla asked Tallulah in surprise, "Hey! Where are you?! Where is Tallulah? Hand her over!"
Tallulah didn't speak, but just looked at him with disgust.
Kotla pondered for a while, then asked Tallulah: "Odd changes and even remains the same?"
"The symbols look at the quadrant?" Tallulah replied.
"Damn it, right? Sister Tazi, have you been pierced by the soul?" Kotla immediately froze in place, and asked Tallulah tremblingly, lighting a cigarette and taking a puff.
"Huh? I recorded your words and posted them in the group, and then Wu Han asked me to say that? What is soul transmigration? Soul transmigration?" Tallulah tilted her head to express her doubts, and then turned her mobile phone screen to Cotra asked.
"Hoo... Mom, you scared me to death, you know? I thought you were replaced by a human soul wear!" Cotra breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest and threw the cigarette in his hand outside the window.
Then he turned on his phone, clicked on Wu Han's profile picture in the chat group, and scolded him in voice: "Damn you Wu Han! Do you know that you almost gave me a heart attack just now? I'm idle. It's okay to teach Sister Tazi what odd changes and even remains unchanged, and symbols look at quadrants? Damn, do you know that my soul was almost scared to death just now? I thought Sister Tazi was replaced by a human soul wear!"
"Blame me? Who told you to release Katyusha and the most powerful member of the Red Army in the tank without talking about public morals? Tallulah said she felt noisy. Seeing that you were in high spirits, she didn't want to disturb you, so she could only ask me What should I do!" Wu Han immediately replied.
"Mom, can't you tell me well? Do you want to scare me? I was so scared to death! I'm so stupid! I draw a circle and curse you! Let you scare me!" Cotra cursed Wu Han angrily.
"Okay, okay, who is with whom among our group of friends? How long will you be there? I will organize a welcome party for you, and Alina Shuangxing and the others will all attend." Wu Han asked Kotra about them the distance.
"My current speed is 35 kilometers an hour. If the map is correct and there are no accidents on the road, I should be 214 kilometers away from you. Do the math yourself! I still have to drive a tank, so hang up first!" Kotla Glancing at the map and the dashboard of the tank, he hung up the voice after speaking.
Scared by Tallulah, he stopped singing, and drove the tank honestly towards the destination on the map.
. . . . . .
The world of Terra is a world full of dangers, and the major countries and forces have relatively weak control over the local area except for moving cities.This kind of weakness has also caused car bandits to run rampant in the world of Terra, and even some places where traffic is not so critical are completely controlled by bandits, demanding tolls from passing pedestrians.
"Talulah, there's someone in front! And it seems that the visitor is not friendly! You are from this world, so I'll let you do what you want." Kotla saw the shadowy figures on the road in the distance from the open cab. , he immediately closed the hatch of the cab and turned to Tallulah and asked.
"It should be the bandits blocking the road. What is our speed?" Tallulah also barely understood the general situation of the tank according to the manual along the way. She looked at the observation port for a while and asked Kotra.
"38 kilometers per hour, I dare not drive too fast! The road conditions in your world are not very good!" Kotla shouted to Tallulah while pressing the headset.
"Rush over as fast as you can! Where is the tank's weapon against infantry?" Tallulah leaned over and patted Kotra on the shoulder and asked.
"The heading machine gun on the right, forget that you are not familiar with tanks, you drive, and I will control the machine gun!" Kotla first slowed down, and then said to Tallulah.
"How does this thing work?" Tallulah sat in the driver's seat and asked Kotla.
"The front of your foot is the accelerator, and the two joysticks are pushed forward to move forward. Do you understand? I will drive after we are safe!" Kotla sat on the position of the heading machine gun and shouted to Tallulah.
"it is good!"
As soon as Tallulah stepped on the accelerator, she clenched the joystick with both hands and pushed it forward.
With a large puff of black smoke, T-34/85 rushed towards the roadblock set up by the car bandits and road tyrants blocking the road ahead.
"Quick! Shoot! What kind of monster is this?!"
The bandits watched a strange steel car with a long pipe rushing towards them, and the bandit leader shouted in a hurry.
"Ding!"
"when!"
"Ricochet!"
"Not penetrated!"
"Ricochet!"
"We failed to penetrate the enemy's armor!"
"Boss! I can't get through it! What should I do?" A bandit asked in a panic.
"Then get out of the way! We're just here to make some quick money, not kill us! Get out of the way!" The bandit leader hurriedly shouted as he saw the steel monster rushing towards him and the others with black smoke.
After a burst of 'crackling', the bandits looked at each other in blank dismay as they looked at the shattered barricade fragments and two wide tracks.
The departing T-34/85 galloped all the way under Tallulah's control until. . .
"My man! Tallulah, stop quickly! Step on the brakes! Step on the brakes!" Kotla saw through the observation window that there was a steep downhill road ahead, and shouted to Tallulah with a terrified expression.
"What is the brake? Where is it? Did I step on it?" Tallulah looked confused, and even increased the strength on her feet.
"Oh my God! Why do you female drivers always like to step on the gas pedal! Hurry up!" Seeing that he couldn't avoid it, Kotla hurriedly grabbed the handrail and shouted to Tallulah.
He was only answered by the feeling of being pressed on the seat when the vehicle was driving at high speed, and a loud noise.
"Boom!"
After a long time, Kotla finally recovered from the dizziness. He covered his head and immediately checked Tallulah's condition.
He couldn't help laughing when he saw someone's head stuck on the roof of the car, kicking his legs helplessly.
"hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Chapter 139 Pulling the Radish
"Pull the carrots, pull the carrots, hey yo hey yo pull the radishes! Hey yo hey yo pull the radishes..."
Singing happily, Kotla watched Tallulah pull back and forth several times, and finally pressed down on the top armor plate of the T-34/85 and pulled it hard, pulling his head out of the top armor plate.
Seeing the two rays of sunlight directly entering the tank, Kotla couldn't help laughing again.
"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha! Tallulah, does your head hurt?" He asked Tallulah while smiling.
"..."
Only Tallulah's silent expression and red eye circles answered him.
"Oh, by the way, Alina and Wu Han have expressed their concern for you. As for the sand sculpture group friends in the group...you understand." He also put the Tallulah he took just now on the armor plate After the photo was sent to the group, the responses of the people in the group told her.
"..."
Tallulah remained silent for a while.
Kotla thought that Tallulah was recovering from the pain just after pulling out her head, so she shook her head and opened the hatch to check the tank.
. . . . . .
After about 10 minutes, Kotra was back in the tank.
"Talulah, our situation is not good. Thanks to your previous gas pedal, the track and drive shaft of this tank are broken. I looked at it, and it is better to buy a new one in the mall." He helplessly told Tallula about the damage of the T-34/85 they were riding in.
"Oh, I see." Tallulah's voice was muffled and strange.
"Huh? Tallulah, are you injured?" Kotla asked her with concern.
"I'm fine, I'm not injured." Tallulah turned her head and replied in the same strange muffled voice.
Cotra suddenly realized that she might have been injured, but looking at the situation now, she seemed embarrassed to say so.
After thinking about it, he opened the chat group.
Battlefield 1=Kotla: @明日前船=Wu Han, are you free?
Tomorrow's Ark=Wu Han: I just finished my work, what's the matter?
Battlefield 1=Kotla: If you have time, please teleport to see your wife.Your wife just kicked the accelerator and got into a car accident, we're fixing it now!
Tomorrow's Ark=Wu Han: What? ! ! !Xiaota had a car accident?What the hell is up Kotra you bastard?Xiaota, a weak woman, can't protect her and get into a car accident?You just wait for me, I will come right away!
In less than 2 minutes, Kotla saw a white light flashing around him, and Wu Han in casual clothes appeared beside him.
"Where's the little tower?" Wu Han, who had no time to change his clothes, asked Kotla.
"Well, it's inside. There's nothing wrong with the people. Speaking of which, the heads of the Terrans are really hard. It's not a big deal to pierce the top armor plate of the T-34/85..." Kotla walked into the tank He pointed and said.
Wu Han ignored him and went straight into the tank to find Tallulah.
"Xiaota, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here! Don't cry, don't cry, where does it hurt? I'll rub it for you." Wu Han saw at a glance that Tallulah had just cried, and quickly comforted her softly.
"I didn't cry!" Tallulah sniffed, stared at her man with red eyes and said stubbornly.
"Okay, okay, I didn't cry, I didn't cry. You girl, you don't know how to drive and let Kotra drive! Why did you hurt yourself? It must be very painful? Come, let me rub it for you, rub it It won't hurt anymore!" Wu Han put his arms around Tallulah and said softly, regardless of the small space inside the tank.
"I'm not a child anymore!" Tallula glared at him, but she still didn't stop the hand that reached out to her head.
"hiss!"
When her palm touched the top of her head, she couldn't help but take a deep breath.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault, I should have come to help you when I know you guys come back." Wu Han's face was full of distress.
Except when that bastard Black Snake Kexiqie wanted to break through the seal of the group leader, had he ever seen Tallulah crying?
During this period of time, he was absorbing the memories and tutoring in his mind. Based on Tallulah's performance and the touch of his palm just now, he knew that there must be a big swelling on the top of Tallulah's head.
"It's not your fault, it's because I didn't manage to step on the gas pedal in my panic just now." Tallulah shook her head and corrected Wu Han's statement.
"Okay, okay, everything is up to you. Whatever our little tower says, I will blow it up for you, and it won't hurt anymore!" Wu Han said with the softest voice he could do. The movement pushed Tallulah's gray hair away, and then puffed up her mouth and blew on the top of her head.
Tallulah lightly hammered his chest, and didn't say anything more, quietly enjoying the care from her lover.
. . . . . .
The two were tender for a while, and when Kotra finished smoking his fourth cigarette outside, Wu Han got out of the tank.
"Sorry, it's my problem. At that time, she should be allowed to control the coaxial machine gun of the turret, and I will drive." Kotla apologized to Wu Han, and was ready to be punched or slapped.
On the contrary, Wu Han didn't do what he imagined.
He shook his head and said to Kotla: "Forget it, it's my fault. After hearing that you were teleported randomly when you came, you should use the fixed-point teleportation function in the group. In this way, you drive, I control the machine gun, and Tallulah can just take the car." .”
"Now the tank's track and drive shaft are broken, which is difficult to fix. The track is fine, and there is a spare on the tank, but the drive shaft is not working. If this thing is not returned to the factory for overhaul, it will be scrapped. Oh yes, We have already run almost half of the distance, and for the rest of the distance, I will exchange another infantry from the group mall and then let's go? It is compensation for not taking good care of Tallulah, do you think this is okay?" Kotla two After taking three puffs of the cigarette, he threw the cigarette butt on the ground and asked Wu Han.
"Well, that's it." Wu Han nodded, agreeing to Cotra's approach.
"Okay, so what to change? As far as Terra is such a ghost, my personal suggestion is to use a solid Soviet car. German, American, French, etc., all of which have to be sidelined by the Soviet car in terms of toughness. .I looked at the engine air intake during the inspection just now. The filter is full of layers of origin stone dust. I guess even if this tank can still run, it will have to lie down halfway. If you want to fight on foot, look at the BMP How about it? The wheeled combat is also fast, and it only takes two or three hours to have more than 100 kilometers left. The key is that this thing is cheap, and three points can be exchanged for a fully equipped car. It must be crowded according to the rated capacity, but our three Personally, it must be more comfortable. More importantly, the firepower is not low, which is enough to deal with most of the car bandits on the road." Kotla looked at the redemption list of the Soviet infantry in the group mall, and asked Wu Han without raising his head.
"I don't understand this, so I'll listen to you." Wu Han replied to Cotra.
"Okay, you take your wife out and let her lie down and rest in the crew compartment at the back. I will drive, and you will take care of her in the back. I will call you if there is a situation." Kotla nodded and exchanged a After the BMP infantry battle, he opened the rear hatch and said to Wu Han.
Chapter 140 The Radicals Among the Infected 36/110
Two hours and 32 minutes later·Integrated Motion Station·43:[-]pm
Outside the gate of the integration movement station, all the main cadres stood on both sides of the road, watching a steel monster belching black smoke gradually stop not far from them with a roar.
Wu Han supported Talula, followed by a man who was unknown to all the cadres and got off the steel monster.
"Leader, Mr. Advisor."
"Leader, Mr. Advisor."
"Xiaota! What's wrong with you?"
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