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War Front = Land War Specialist/Wang Xuan: Okay, sorry, Wu Han.Everyone testify, if I continue to spoof Wu Han with no bottom line like this in the future, all my points will be deducted!

Stars=Grey Wind: It's not that serious, you don't need to deduct all your points, if you continue to spoof like this without a bottom line, I will spoof you as much as you spoof Wu Han without a bottom line.If the group leader is not around, then I, as the manager, will propose.Just because of this incident, I want to add a clause to the group agreement, there must be no bottomless spoof among group friends.Everyone can make jokes in normal times, but bottomless spoofs like this one are absolutely not allowed, this is beyond the scope of joking. @All Members, what do you guys think?

Ace Combat = Song Lin: Second, no opinion.

EVE=Guo Yuanzhe: Second, no opinion.

War Front = Land War Specialist/Wang Xuan: Second, I have no opinion, I will write a letter of guarantee and a letter of apology to Wu Han in the group.

Tomorrow's Ark=Wu Han: Second, I have no opinion, but sister Huifeng, can you add that don't say me and Lao Guo can't do it?

Stars=Gray Wind: Guess what?Wu Han who was hit by a girl with a navel and broke his bone?funny. jpg.

Chapter 340 The Shura Field of the Swordsman Tower

Dao Keta was lying on a hospital bed due to a fracture, but every day, operators applied to come to visit.Except for some male operators, most of the female operators on the island and Yin Hui who hurried back to Rhodes Island from Kjerag after hearing that Saber Tower was injured, left behind their work.

Kelsey strictly controlled the time when the Swordsman Tower met with the operators, as if he wanted him to learn to be a master of time management now.

But Swordsman Tower Wu Han doesn't want to be a master of time management. Facing the operators who come to visit him, he always talks with them in a gentle tone, and then expresses his care to each other with a concerned tone.

For example. . .

"Swordsman Tower, Swordsman Tower! I'm here to see you again! See what I brought you? The charcoal-grilled sandworm legs that I personally made!" Ifrit walked into the intensive care unit with a bounce. Turning to the sword tower bed in the general ward, he held up the warm gift in his hand and said to Wu Han.

"It's Ifrit, Ifrit, how many times have I told you, don't be my uncle, you are a girl, and a girl should be a lady! You should learn more from Lily of the Valley and Popuka Don’t talk about my uncle every day..." Hearing Ifrit’s self-proclaim that the whole island knows, Wu Han put down the document that Amiya carried in his hand and said to her.

"Oh, Swordsman Tower, these are trivial things! Here, this is the sandworm I caught from outside when I went out, and then baked it with my own hands! Come and taste Swordsman Tower!" Ifrit raised his hand to Wu Han. Said with the charcoal-grilled sandworm legs in his hand.

"...Okay, okay, I accepted your gift. But I'm not hungry yet, so let's put it here first! Oh, yes, Ifrit, have you finished the homework that Hemer gave you? Yes I'll help you with what you don't understand. Seventeen of the [-] homework assignments for you last time were wrong. Hemer's blood pressure skyrocketed. This time, you should show me the homework first and then give it to Hemer Be silent..." Wu Han reached out to take Ifrit's gift, and casually put the little Charmander's heart into the specially vacated gift cabinet, then raised his head and asked her with a homework book.

"Ah... here... I have something else to do in the Swordsman Tower, so I'm leaving first! Bye!" Little Charmander heard that it was his own big homework again, and immediately smoked under his feet and smeared oil on his feet.

"Oh...this child...really." Wu Han shook his head, and put back the homework book he had taken out.

The underage operators in Rhodes Island are so sensible that people feel distressed. Every time Wu Han sees their sensible smiles, he can't help but feel a tingle in his heart.

'This damned world!This damn world!Before changing to time travel, which of these operators are not the kind of little publics at home, who are afraid of melting in their mouths, and afraid of falling when they are held in their hands?As a result, this damn Terra World, damn ore disease, damn discrimination!No wonder the old lady said that it is not difficult to change a person's tragic fate, what needs to be changed is the tragic world that has long been accustomed to in this world! Listening to Ifrit's voice outside the corridor reminding others to keep their footsteps light, Wu Han's incomprehension of why the old lady chose his world as the first change in his heart turned into understanding.

For the underage officers on the island, Wu Han doesn't have that kind of punishment at all, these days there are more and more judges! ' Thoughts.In other words, any normal person will feel compassion when he learns about these children.

Of course, it would be fine if Ifrit didn't send him charcoal-grilled sandworm legs every time.It's almost like a fresh taste, but I really don't like it after eating it all the time.

So for Ifrit, every time she sends herself charcoal-grilled sandworm legs, she asks her for homework.The effect is very significant, perfectly avoiding the result of forcing the charcoal-grilled sandworm legs off with a forced smile in order not to make the child sad.

As soon as Ifrit left, a small gray head emerged from the ventilation duct above.

"Ah, it's Hong, come on, let Swordsman Pagoda touch your ears, okay?" Wu Han waved to Hong.

Hong jumped up and landed lightly on the bedside of Swordsman Tower.

She put Wu Han's right hand on top of her head, so that Wu Han's palm could easily touch the top of her head and the roots of her ears.

Wu Han stroked the red lightly, just like when he saw a cute cat and dog before, he went to ( ) stroke the cat and dog.

There was a comfortable purring sound from Hong's throat, and he even twisted his buttocks to let the swordsman tower lick his tail.

"Oh, Hong is a big girl, how can you let others touch your butt casually?" Wu Han said hurriedly, putting his hands aside.

"The Swordsman Tower is not an outsider. Hong, I like the Swordsman Tower very much. Dr. Kelsey said that I want Hong to protect the Swordsman Tower." Hong squinted her eyes comfortably.

"Ah this..."

Wu Han was helpless, just as he was about to continue educating the little girl about the difference between men and women, he saw the red 'swipe' back into the ventilation duct of the room.

Seeing this performance, he knew someone was coming.

After his long-term education, Hong now has a normal cognition.At least she knew that she couldn't show that very comfortable expression in front of others every time she was being slapped by her own swordsman tower.Oh no, it should be that you can't be masturbated by your own swordsman in front of others.

"Swordsman Tower, do you have a problem with me?" The Kuranta girl who was covered in white angrily walked towards the person on the hospital bed, but then she lightened her footsteps and tone, and spoke to Wu who was lying on the hospital bed. Han complained: "Swordsman Tower, if there is no way, there is no way, and you don't want me to become a woman like the Amazon woman warrior you said ()! In order to be able to open the bow and shoot arrows, I cut off my too big heart Drop something, it's terrible!"

"Ah? What happened? What made our dear Miss Platinum so angry?" Wu Han asked Platinum puzzled.

"Swordsman Tower, are you ashamed to deny what you said yourself?" Platinum didn't buy it, she stared at the man on the hospital bed, and asked softly.

"What did I pass on?" Wu Han looked at her innocently, only feeling that a black pot was flying towards his head.

"Didn't you say that fortunately Huang's front armor is thick and you are the only one who has a concussion. If you were replaced by someone like me, you might die? Listen, is there such a bully!" Platinum saw the sword tower The dazed look really didn't seem like a faux pas, so he gave Wu Han a shameful look, and told the gossip that was circulating in Rhodes Island.

Before Wu Han could speak, he heard a vigorous voice from the corridor.

"Swordsman Tower Swordsman Tower! Quickly explain to everyone! I really didn't say those words! Although I have big breasts, I never care about such things!"

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The tall and slender film girl rushed all the way in front of her trusted Swordsman Tower. The two chests were at least three cups larger than Miss Platinum on one side. Calm.

Miss Platinum looked at Miss Huang's condensed heart, the corners of her mouth twitched a few times, and then touched her own heart that was slightly fluctuating.

'. . .Sure enough, does the Swordsman Tower still like big ones?However, my waist is also very strong!Others ask me how to maintain this streamlined beauty and powerful slim waist! ' she thought in frustration.

"Ah! You're here, Baijin! Listen to my explanation, Baijin, those are all rumors! They're all rumors! I never thought of using this to compare with you!" Huang Maomao saw that the other party was also there In the ward, he immediately grabbed Platinum's hand and put it on his heart and said sincerely.

Seeing the blue veins on the forehead of the Kuranta girl, Wu Han said awkwardly to Big Mao Mao: "Yes, yes, those are all rumors, all rumors, Huang, can you let go of Platinum's hand first?"

"Eh? What's the matter? Is there any problem?" Huang looked at the palm of Platinum, which was slightly smaller than his own, and asked his own Swordsman Tower in doubt.

"...Okay, no problem. That... Platinum, are you free later?" Wu Han looked helplessly at this big cat who had no self-knowledge in a certain aspect, and asked Platinum on the other side.

"Huh? What do you mean by Swordsman Tower?" Platinum asked his own Swordsman Tower.

"I'm going to attend a wedding later, and I want to invite you, Platinum, to go with me. Is that okay?" Wu Han looked at the Kuranta girl who was hit in front of him and asked, thinking of giving her some compensation.

"Oh? Is it the wedding that the group leader mentioned? Of course, I haven't had any tasks recently." Platinum nodded to Wu Han.

"Well, haven't you been expecting me to give you a surprise? Then I hope you won't be too surprised." Wu Han smiled mysteriously at her.

"Oh? Could it be that the Swordsman Tower...has finally opened up? Otherwise, there will be some surprises beyond my expectations?" Platinum smiled playfully, and cast a charming look at his own Swordsman Tower.

"Wait! Swordsman Tower! Swordsman Tower! You can take me with you too? Can you take me there?" Huang's thinking came back, and she asked Wu Han.

"Take you? What are you going to do?" Wu Han asked Huang in confusion.

"You know me, Swordsman Tower. I can't do clerical work at all. Is it really appropriate to let me be on duty? So in order not to let me make Rhodes Island's well-organized things worse, you still have to bring Fuck me! Besides, Dr. Kelsey also asked me to stay by your side for a month as a punishment for my wrongdoing. Dao Keta, can you take pity on me?" Huang clasped his hands together and said to Wu Han He said with a pitiful expression.

"Ah, well... well, well, I'll count you in. But Huang, let me tell you, you have to listen to me this time. If you don't listen to me, I'll ask Kelsey You will be on duty in the office for another two months." Wu Han thought for a while, and said to Huang that he was vaccinated in advance.

"No problem! Yay! I love you at the Swordsman Tower! I'll treat you when you're well!" Huang cheered and left the ward cheerfully.

The rush is the same as when she came.

"Oh... Sometimes, I really don't know whether Huang did it on purpose or not." Platinum sighed helplessly when he heard the sound of Huang leaving.

"Swordsman Tower, rest well, I'm waiting for the day when you surprise me. Here, Apple, I'm leaving first!" She handed the apple she had peeled to Wu Han, and rushed after seeing Wu Han took it. He waved his hand.

"Wait, Platinum, let me know Nian and Xi, I have something to discuss with them." Wu Han said to Platinum who walked to the door of the ward.

"Oh."

. . . . . .

"Doctor, have you eaten yet?"

He has white hair and purple pupils, two small red horns on his head, and a pair of big red flower arms.

Miss Nian, an unemployed vagrant from Rhode Island, walked in from the door of the ward, waving a folding fan in her hand, and asked the swordsman tower lying on the hospital bed.

"Swordsman Tower? What's the matter with calling me? Hurry up and finish, I have to go back to draw!"

He has black hair and red pupils, two small green horns on his head, and the same big green arms as in the year are covered by a coat.

Holding the Yue King Goujian sword as a paintbrush, Miss Xi, the great painter who claimed to be trapped in a certain room on Rhodes Island, asked the swordsman tower lying on the hospital bed with the impatience unique to the house girl.

"Sister Xi, do me a favor! I want to ask you to help me draw a picture later, can I?" Wu Han didn't care to eat all kinds of fruit snacks given to him by other operators as soon as he entered the door. year, but asked Xi with a flattering smile.

"Dao Keta, I remember that I once told you, 'Xiwo, I never send paintings, and no one will give them away. I will not take orders!' Is this sentence? Dao Keta is not very old, why is his memory starting to decline? Are you done?" Xi asked, looking at the Swordsman Tower with strange eyes.

"Eh? But why do I remember that our great painter once said to me, 'If you can come this far with me... I will draw you a picture!' How about that?" Wu Han said with a smile Xi asked back.

"Tsk...Wu Han, don't go too far. Giving you a painting is different from helping you draw someone else's painting. If it's painting you, then I am willing, but someone else?" Xi said with a straight face. He shook his head at Wu Han and said.

"Oh my sister, why don't you just help Wu Han draw it? I've already learned that they are going to attend the wedding of some group of friends within them this time. Don't you always want to see the scenery elsewhere? Just treat it as How about the retouching fee for you? I said Wu Han, why do you have no taste at all here?" Nian, who had cleaned up half of the fruits and snacks, complained to Wu Han while persuading his sister.

"Hey! Miss Nian, I'm still injured! Wounded people can't eat spicy food!" Wu Han couldn't help complaining to her.

"Oh, oh, just because you can't eat it doesn't mean I can't eat it. Hurry up, hurry up, I finished eating the chili sauce you gave me last time, why don't you give me some more?" Nian Yi waved his hand and looked at Wu indifferently Han said.

"What? I asked Lao Zhu to let him make the devil's chili sauce. There are a total of twenty boxes and one ton of things. You have eaten them all in less than a week?" Wu Han asked Nian with the expression of seeing Xingxiong. .

"Yes! Let me tell you, spicy is a kind of attitude towards life. When the slight tingling sensation and strong impulse burst on the tongue, you will feel, 'Ah, my life is really delicious.' After all I found a hot sauce that suits my taste, how can I stop! Give me some more, Dao Keta, I promise my sister will help you draw pictures." Nian stretched out his hand to Wu Han, and promised with a smile.

Chapter 342 Uncle, what kind of pose do you want to see my servant pose for you?

"No, you asked me to smooth it out. Dear Miss Nian, you took a ton of the hot sauce I gave you a week ago, pay attention, it's a ton of devil pepper hot sauce, and you finished it all? It didn't arrive this week, sister! Wu Han looked at the pair of big red flower arms in front of him in disbelief, raised his head to look at Miss Nian's perfect face and asked.

"It's all gone after eating." Miss Nian shook her head.

This made Wu Han heave a sigh of relief.

Think about it too, "Indian Devil Pepper", also known as "Broken Soul Pepper", produced in eastern India, was once recognized as the hottest pepper variety in the world in the Guinness Book of February 2007.It is the fourth hottest pepper in the world. When I tasted the "Indian devil pepper", I didn't feel any spiciness at first, and the spiciness became stronger and stronger after about 2 or 3 seconds.

After Wu Han and Zhu Luolang proposed this trade, when the production was completed and delivered, Zhu Luolang said that the workers in the production workshop were completely wearing protective equipment like chemical soldiers and breathing oxygen from medical oxygen tanks to complete the production.

But Miss Nian opened the folding fan with a shake of her hand, reached into the fan and took out two cans of unopened red iron cans in bright red packaging and said to Wu Han with a smile: "Oh, Dao Ke Tower, there are only two cans left, you can order for me again some!"

"Watt provokes Falk? Nian! Ms. Nian! Ms. Nian! You've eaten all the hot sauce in less than a week? Do you use hot sauce as your staple food or do you soak in it every day?" Wu Han looked at With the only two cans of hot sauce left in Nian's hands, he gasped and exclaimed at the warming of Terra's world.

"Oh, Dao Ke Tower, why don't you order another batch for me~! In return, how about I promise my sister will draw you a picture?" Nian threw the hot sauce back into the space inside the folding fan, laughing at his Dao Ke Tower Said.

"...Okay, okay, I'll order another batch for you. Sister Xi, can you draw a picture for me?" Wu Han knew that he was not as thick-skinned as this vagrant, and asked Xi after agreeing.

"Huh? Where's Xiren?" He looked at the empty room except Nian, and a big question mark appeared on his forehead.

'Where did I go when I was so big? '

"Oh, my sister must have thought you were too long-winded and troublesome, so I went back directly. Don't worry about Dao Keta, this matter is on me! My sister will definitely draw a picture for you!" Miss Nian said. Da Lan waved his hand and assured the Swordsman Tower.

"Okay... Oh, by the way, Miss Nian, I just remembered when I came here. Can you still feel the current state of your bodies? Are you still as angry and resentful as before?" Wu Han thought of Nian and Xi. Behind the question, asked her.

"The main body..." Nian was lost in thought.

After thinking for a while, she shook her head and said to Wu Han: "I don't know. In order to prevent those emotions from contagious and affecting me, I have closed the connection with the main body. The same is true for the old sister, but according to our understanding of the main body, I'm afraid Still full of anger and resentment!"

"Really? I understand." Wu Han nodded to Nian.

"Oh, I just wanted to resist before I die, and the success rate is not very high. But who would have thought that there would be a god with a higher personality than us who would personally help us? Swordsman Tower, you have the heart I am very satisfied! I am in a good mood now, and I can satisfy one of your requirements of Swordsman Tower~! Of course, if you are not afraid of 1400 degrees, you can also meet your requirements~!" Young smiled and opened it again. He covered the lower half of his cheeks with a folding fan, revealing a pair of beautiful purple pupils and said to Wu Han.

"Really?" Wu Han asked with bright eyes when he heard Nian's words.

Seeing Wu Han's gaze staring at his lower body, Nian said in surprise: "Hey! Dao Keta, you don't want to be serious, do you? My body has a high temperature of 1400 degrees! You can't really Do you want that?"

"Ah? Sister Nian, where is what you just said! You don't want to?" Wu Han looked at Nian suspiciously, very suspicious that this girl wanted to renege on his debt.

"Tsk... okay, anyway, I reminded you. The one in the ventilation pipe, tell Kelsey, and say that your Swordsman Tower is preparing to die under the peony flowers and be a ghost." Nian tsk tsk loudly He sighed, then raised his head and said to Hong who was in the ventilation duct.

Hearing that there was no sound in the ventilation duct for a while, Nian sat beside Wu Han's bed and winked at him and said, "Hey! Grandpa, what kind of pose do you want to see my servant pose for you?"

"Wait, sister Nian, I just want to touch your tail, there is no other meaning! Don't get me wrong!" Wu Han saw Nian stretching out his hand to caress his face, his purple eyes sparkled. The bewitching light waved his hands again and again in an instant.

"Cut! Just want to touch my tail for a long time? I'm still looking forward to a passionate () journey to explore each other's mystery!" The misunderstanding was resolved, Nian pouted and said to Wu Han.

"Here, just touch it if you want." She rolled her eyes at Wu Han, sat on the bed with her back to him, and handed her tail in front of him.

"Hey! You have fire on your tail! Hey? Wait? You...?" Wu Han saw that Nian was about to put his tail with red flames on the bed, and hurriedly stopped her.

As a result, the red flame that seemed to be burning was like a phantom, and it did not cause any fire on the white bed sheet.

"Hey... Dao Keta, you are still so young, why is your memory starting to decline? I told you long ago that the flames on Xi and I's tails are just phantoms. Of course, this phantom Control it according to our will. Let me say Dao Keta, would you like to ask Kai Erxi to prescribe you some memory-enhancing medicine? Or get some food tonic prescriptions from Dayan?" Nian crossed Erlang's legs and shook his own The calf turned his head and sighed to Wu Han.

"...My memory is fine! I just didn't remember it just now!" Wu Han argued angrily.

"Okay, okay, no problem, no problem, just touch it, and tell me when you're done." Nian curled his lips, shaking his tail in front of Wu Han's eyes.

Wu Han reached out and grabbed Nian's tail, rubbing it lightly.

In his original expectation, Nian's tail might feel rough?And maybe some lubricating slime?Just like the snakes in the original world, it feels not only covered in scales, but also slippery and sticky to the touch.

But all of this was subverted after personally touching the end of the year.

Nian's tail was soft and warm, and felt slightly chafing.To describe it specifically, it's like touching beautiful legs wrapped in stockings.

"Hey! Wu Han! Don't touch it! You can't touch that place! You... Hey! Ha! Hey!"