The son-in-law with three surnames is Bi Qigu

The performance above seemed to be about a blind date between a man and a woman. Although the performance was clumsy, the sudden forgetting of the words and the embarrassing performance itself became a kind of joke, which kept the student audience below entertained.

Liu Mei explained: "The topic is all improvised, and then a few people go up to perform directly. The actors are also improvised. The topic of the performance now should be a blind date."

Hachiman nodded, and was dragged by Rumi to the queue of participants. Although there were many people from performing arts clubs participating, most of them were just playing for tickets. As long as they were brave and not afraid of making a fool of themselves, they could show off on stage presence.

Rumi and Yawata accepted the topic selection handed over by the staff.

"Hey, Shura field?" Hachiman looked at the topic curiously.

The staff took a look, and then said: "The remaining three participants are all girls, that's good, you can be the Neptune hovering among the three girls, and then you are smashed by someone today. Alright, the last show is over, hurry up and don't make the audience wait."

I rub it, what is this, is it a real performance, it can be so similar?

"Where are the other two girls?" Rumi asked.

"You go on stage separately, they are already ready on the other side." The staff continued to urge.

Even the costumes were not needed, Hachiman and Rumi were directly put on the stage.

It is wrong to say that there are no props at all, at least there is a bench.

Looking at the dark heads below, the youthful Rumi was subconsciously a little timid, Hachiman took her hand actively, and the drama mode was launched.

Hachiman pulled Rumi to sit on the chair, and said cordially: "Today is the first month since we confirmed our relationship. I think it's time for our relationship to develop further, Yukino-chan."

Liumei tilted her head slightly, trying not to look at the audience below: "But, my name is Liumei?"

Hachiman suddenly realized that he had said something wrong, stood up and started an inner monologue: "Oh, I have dated too many Kuro Nagaoka recently, and it's a bit messed up. Fortunately, this girl is stupid now. She has been in love with me for a long time. I have been I didn’t agree, it’s not that I don’t want to agree, she’s not good enough, our Neptune belongs to Neptune, and copper smelting is still not punishable, no, isn’t this year old enough?”

The people below started to laugh, and many people booed this Neptune, it was quite lively anyway.

Even the judges couldn't help but nodded, and a few words of monologue revealed a vivid image of Neptune. This person has a deep observation of life.

If Hachiman knew what the judges were thinking, he would probably sigh and say, "No way, professional counterparts."

What inspiration comes from life.

And Liu Mei at the back is so angry that his teeth itch, the more he listens, the more he feels that this guy is not making up a story, he is just telling the truth.

After Hachiman sat back down, secretly pinched by Rumi, Hachiman could only beg for mercy in a low voice: "Acting is only interesting if it is suitable for exaggeration."

Liu Mei was interrupted by such a distraction, but instead directly blended into the character, there was nothing to blend in, and it was also a true performance.

"Then how do you think we should develop further, my dear." Liu Mei raised her eyebrows greenly, and there was a swarm of booing from below.

"Well, I've already booked a hotel for tonight, a candlelight dinner, and a star room where you can open the patio and look at the sky." Hachiman whispered.

"Eh, but, don't you think it's too fast?" Rumi said a little shyly and panicked.

Then Hachiman stood up to monologue again, and even the lighting engineer played a strong light on him knowingly.

"Brothers, you must not give up at this time. The girl didn't refuse the first time, which means she doesn't resist. As long as the stalking continues, they will probably agree to go on with half-push and half-way."

Perhaps it was because Hachiman's Neptune image was too vivid, the audience of female students below had begun to itch with hatred and booed a lot, while the boys, on the contrary, gave applause for the practical skills of Hachiman's professor.

What a rhythm master.

Then Hachiman's monologue ended, the glare disappeared, Hachiman returned to the play, and said to Rumi: "Actually, I have liked you for six years, since the first time I saw you, so I am not happy at all. I have been waiting for this day for six years.”

Good guy, the veins on Liumei's forehead are bulging. It turned out that what she said back then was one of the tricks to trick her into fooling her. Fortunately, she was so happy that she couldn't sleep all night.

A scumbag is a scumbag, a scumbag so elegant, why not be afraid of jokes.

However, for the next performance, Liumei had to endure the humiliation and continue to act out this plot.

"This..." Rumi said hesitantly, as if she was both afraid and didn't want to disappoint her lover.

"At the beginning, did you use these words to trick me into bed?"

Then, the actor appeared on the stage, and Hachiman's eyes froze for a moment.

"Now, I'm pregnant, two months, and it's your child."

Kato Megumi said as she gently stroked her flat stomach.

Chapter 26 Chapter 26

Hachiman never expected that the other actor would be Megumi Kato.

"Now, I'm pregnant, two months, and it's your child." Megumi Kato said, stroking her flat belly.

What art comes from life, Hachiman was shocked, they probably already knew...

No, it's on the stage play now, that is to say, this Shura field against Neptune is just acting, and they don't know the relationship between each other and him?

Such a delicate balance, Hachiman's back could not help but break out in cold sweat.

"You actually have my child?" So Hachiman decided to finish the play first.

"Two bars, do I need to show you a photo?" Kato Megumi said calmly, but there was a hint of despair in that calmness.

"Who the hell are you?" But before Hachiman interrupted, Rumi next to her seemed unable to wait any longer, standing in front of Hachiman like an annoyed lioness.

But Kato Megumi was still calm, she said softly: "Your last victim, or maybe not just the last one?"

She glanced at Hachiman with a peaceful expression, but her eyes were swaying with flames. She played the role of an innocent girl who was deceived by Aquaman very well.

Hachiman only felt a chill down his spine. If it was an acting, Xiaohui's acting skills were too good, as if he had really deceived her.

Hey, it seems that I really lied to her?

No matter how Hachiman reacts, Kato Megumi's acting skills have conquered the audience present. Everyone pays attention to this girl who doesn't look amazing, but they can feel a power from her. If it is not necessary, they will not deliberately Show power.

Megumi Kato walked up slowly, avoiding Rumi next to her, with a loud snapping sound.

Kato Megumi said in a low voice, "This slap is for that silly woman who was deceived by you, and for that baby who will be born without a father."

The slap with full strength was not fake, and Hachiman's cheeks became red and swollen.

The female audience below quickly shouted: "Good fight, kill this scumbag."

Looking at their appearance, it seems that they can't wait to replace them with their own bodies.

"Xiaohui..." Hachiman's voice suddenly became a little flustered, and it was already unclear whether this was inside or outside the play.

He knew what kind of mobility this woman Kato Megumi had, and it was by no means impossible for her to live alone with Mei.

"That is to say, is what Miss Kato said true?" Rumi said in a trembling voice beside her.

"Ah, this..." Hachiman didn't think of his lines for a while.

One is a woman who is pregnant with her own child, and the other is a girl who is waiting for her.

With a slap, after the right side of the face was hit, his left side was also severely slapped.

Seriously, you two guys.

"I...I really misjudged you, bastard." Rumi said with tears in her eyes.

This situation, no matter how glib Aquaman is, there is no way to restore it.

The secret of Neptune is that the king does not see the king. In that case, no matter what the other party finds out, they can have an excuse to prevaricate, but if they have already met, they can basically only play GG.

Hachiman held his hot cheeks, is this the feeling of first love?

"Well, do you believe that I have a younger brother who looks exactly like me?"

Before Kato Megumi and Rumi could spit on him, someone walked slowly onto the stage.

"So that's the case, then which one of them should I call my sister-in-law?"

Kawasaki Saki came in front of the three of them, like a volcano that could erupt at any time.

This one is more heavyweight.

Immediately, the audience below started booing again, fighting, fighting, what kind of fairy tale is this.

Hachiman is completely confused, is this acting?

"Who are you?" Rumi asked naturally.

The protagonist of this play is no longer him, but the three women on stage.

"I, I am the wife that this guy, Ming Media, is marrying. I have been with him since high school until now."

Shahi looked at him and said sadly.

Although it is acting, it is inexplicably connected with reality.

Shahi glanced at Kato Megumi and said, "So that's why I haven't been able to give you a child, so you started on other women?"

Cheating in order to have children, treating women as reproductive machines, what a scumbag.

The female audience below started booing again, cursing one after another.

"I..." Hachiman wanted to speak at this time, what about my lines.

As a result, he was punched heavily the next moment, and a fist the size of a clay pot hit him heavily in the face.

He groaned and almost fell to the ground.

Now, Hachiman is really angry, you three, it's very fun to hit me, right?

"I said, even the defendant has the opportunity to defend himself!" Hachiman shouted, in line with the spirit of the law.

"But the scumbag didn't!" The female audience below was raging.

"Why do you guys have so many dramas? Shut up." Hachiman spit at them out of the drama, and the male audience couldn't help laughing.

Everyone looked at Hachiman one after another, wanting to see how he could persuade the three women to keep them as children when they met each other.

Hachiman lit a cigarette, actually lit it, the second uncle's, after taking two slaps and one fist, his body that was not right at first became even more wrong, and his hands trembled a little when he smoked.

He said to the three girls: "Shaxi, I have always respected and admired you, and I am grateful; for Xiaohui, I love her temperament and sympathize with her idiot; ..."

Hearing Hachiman's words, the three of them were taken aback for a moment, as if they could not have imagined that there would be such a brazen guy in the world who could talk about love calmly in front of the three of them.

Hachiman slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, what is 20 years ahead of the industry, you can see from their reaction, Mr. Jin is 20 years ahead of the industry.

But the next moment, he was punched in the face and fell to the ground. The three girls finally couldn't hold back anymore and vented their grievances on him with their feet.

"Hey, don't step on your face, and don't step on the bottom, it's about your happiness for the rest of your life."

When Hachiman was being beaten, he didn't give up his mouth. The audience below kept applauding. It can be said that it was the most successful performance today.

After careful taste, the judges below asked: "I said, this is beside the point. The topic should not be called Shura Field, but should be called Violence Beating Scumbags. It looks like it's really beating."

After much difficulty, when the play ended and Hachiman got up to watch, he found that the three girls had disappeared.

Now he can be said to be quite embarrassed, with injuries both inside and outside, and no part of his body is intact.

But now I don't care so much, I have to find my wife first!

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If Hachiman didn't understand that he was being played by three women at this time, then the three brothers of the Shinomiya family who died at his hands would probably come out and cry for their death.

Those three women discovered his third-line operation, and then joined forces to teach him a lesson today, no wonder they feel that they are not strong today.

But when he wanted to find the three girls, he found that they had all disappeared.

Hachiman left the stage play center and searched in the campus, but couldn't find it either, and the other party was unwilling to answer the phone.

But precisely because of this attitude, Hachiman could probably guess where they appeared.

He turned his eyes and thought in his heart, since they didn't leave in anger, but joined together to perform a play, it means that although they are very angry, they are not yet disappointed. There is help.

"However, where is the problem? My operation should be perfect."

No matter what, Hachiman never imagined that in the end it would be a small handkerchief that exposed his dirty thoughts.

But now is not the time to think about such things. He came to the 213 dormitory where the three girls lived, and knocked lightly on the door. There was obviously a TV sound coming from inside, but no one came to see the door.

This instead confirmed Hachiman's conjecture, and the girls returned to the dormitory to gather.

This guy didn't know where to take out a wire. For this kind of old-fashioned door lock, it opened with a poke.

With a click, Hachiman slowly turned the handle of the door, and then walked in quietly, only to find that the three girls inside still looked warm and everyday.

Megumi Kato was busy preparing dinner in the kitchen, Shahi hugged Mei and made a ghost face to coax her to smile, and Rumi-chan was watching a soap opera on TV, as if it was a small dormitory that got along well.

They didn't seem surprised by Hachiman's arrival, but no one chose to pay attention to him, as if he didn't exist.

At this time, how should we break the situation?

Without saying a word, Hachiman knelt down neatly in the living room with a bang.