"Wooooow, obey the Lord, help me, I'm going to die."

Hu Yu: "What's the matter? Tell me."

"It happened like this..."

Kitahara Iori quickly explained the situation, simply speaking, to participate in the beauty contest.As a result, Chisa Saogukawa said in front of everyone that he was her boyfriend. He went to a school with a little more boys. In addition, Chisa Saogukawa was really beautiful. With a series of buffs, he was taken by the FFF group. Hunting with a large group of single men.

Normally speaking, the FFF group does not burn true love, but in the eyes of the FFF group members, Kitahara Iori is a scumbag, what should I do with scumbags?One word, burn!

Originally, he thought that he was bound to die, but when he saw the information on the public channel, he knew that he was not dreaming.

Hu Yu: "Okay, which one of you has time?"

Dagu: "Come here, it happens that some children on my side need someone to take care of them."

"Babycare? I'm pretty good at it!"

Kitahara Iori said that he has rich experience in taking care of children, so he ran to Tiga's world for refuge.Hu Yu and his party continued to enjoy the newly discovered world.

Beside Hu Yu, Tiancheng asked worriedly: "Aren't you afraid of that guy, leading those little guys astray?"

"Don't be afraid, the people he affects are adults or adult life. You may not believe it, but under the influence of this world, minors will never drink alcohol."

"Absolutely, thanks to the fact that my world doesn't have this setting."

What if you meet someone with super power like Saiki Kusuo?Even if she can go back in time, she has a way to solve it, but she has no way to deal with such an unreasonable and funny character. She said that prohibiting underage drinking is prohibition, what can she do?

At the same time, in the world of Ultraman Tiga, the appearance of Kitahara Iori left a good impression on Dako.

"Mr. Yuan Dagu, hello."

Dagu shook his head: "It's all from the same server, you're welcome."

"Is there anything I can do for you?"

go to school?What the hell, he was already planning to ask for a few days off to take refuge. If he didn't take refuge, he felt that he would be burned, and there would be no ashes left.

Poor Kitahara Iori, from the beginning to the end, he didn't know where the remarks that he was a scumbag came from.Even though he was single & virgin, he became a scumbag without doing anything?Where should I go to reason?

I simply tidied up a room for Kitahara Iori.

"When Lina and I go to work, help me take care of these little guys. If you need anything, you can tell me."

"It's okay~"

Kitahara Iori gave a thumbs up. The little girls in front of him were very cute, but he didn't understand why he had to play cosplay at home.

"They are not cosplay, they are monsters themselves."

"what?"

"Have you seen Ultraman?"

Dagu didn't expect that one day he would need to introduce Ultraman himself.

"Look, Ultraman Dior! Super handsome."

"Dior? I'll just say..."

"You too?"

"Yes, I am Tiga."

Kitahara Iori fell into deep thought. Unfortunately, the world he lived in did have Ultraman cartoons, but they did not become a series, only a very popular Dior.

"If you want, you can, give it."

Dako handed Kitahara Iori a transformation device.

"This is a transformation device made by the server owner, and there are many more, let's play with it."

"okay!"

Kitahara Iori showed an excited expression on his face, but soon he realized something: "I have nothing to do now, can I go out for a stroll?"

"Go, do you have enough money?"

"enough!"

He took out a few yen, saw the yen in his hand, Dagu smiled and shook his head: "It seems that you are not familiar with this kind of life, take it and spend it."

Dagu glanced at the face value of the money in his hand, and directly took out a bank card for him.

Since becoming a Cube Man, he has absolutely nothing to spend his money on.address?After becoming a cube man, he said that he has a bed and can sleep anywhere.

The human body is too weak, he has surpassed human beings and become...

Dagu rubbed his face: "No, this kind of thinking cannot exist. Sister Libra said that any intelligent creature is worthy of being proud of its own race!"

Kitahara Iori went out to play. In the new world, there are monsters and Ultraman?This made him very curious about the world.At the same time, through the public channel, he can still contact Dagu at any time, so he doesn't have to worry about getting lost, okay?

"only…"

Unlike Kitahara Iori, who usually drinks and plays wild ball boxing, out of curiosity, he decided to explore this world.

After wandering around, he found a bar. The bar was not big, and there were only a handful of people drinking.

half a day later

"Big Gu team!"

"team leader?"

Dagu was shocked, it was already off-duty time, why did the captain contact him?

"Dagu team member, received a report, the deputy captain..."

"What happened to the vice-captain?"

"I gave you the coordinates, go and have a look!"

"it is good!"

After receiving the message, Dagu immediately put on his clothes and went downstairs.In a few minutes, he knew the location of Huifa in the middle.

Go in and take a look, good guy, the deputy captain of Zongfang is blowing against Kitahara Iori.

"Rock paper scissors! Hahahaha! You lost."

"drink!"

A Kitahara Iori, a Zongfang Chengichi, two people who have nothing to do with each other are drinking in a bar, and they are still drinking so vigorously?

Looking at Zong Fang's clothes, they were getting less and less.

"command?"

Dagu rubbed his eyes, he remembered very clearly that his conductor never drank alcohol, why...

Looking at Kitahara Iori again, Dagu suddenly remembered what Hu Yu said on the public channel before.

"This newcomer has a magical infectious ability, pay attention to your own state when you are with him."

He understood that this so-called infection is just drinking, but now it seems that drinking is not easy!

"You can't do it! Let's wake up the bar with oolong tea!"

"Okay, okay. So spicy!!"

"Hahahaha!! Ga~"

With the body of a cube man, Kitahara Iori's body became extremely drinkable.But heck, he just got to drink and still get drunk.

public frequency

Dagu: "Servant Lord, can we still get drunk?"

Hu Yu: "I can't, but that guy has a special physique... um... just take it as an example, what's wrong?"

Dagu: "He went out for half an hour and got our conductor drunk, and now he's... half naked."

Hu Yu: "It's not a big problem. His underwear is custom-made to prevent embarrassment. Oh! By the way, if he persuades him to drink, stay away. You don't want to look ashamed on TV, do you?"

Dagu: "I don't want to."

At this moment, Dagu was silent. He didn't know how Zongfang got drunk, but judging from this state, Zongfang shouldn't know how to drink at all?

Zongfang was taken away by Jujian Hui who rushed over, and Kitahara Iori was taken away by Dagu.

But at this moment, Dagu fell into deep thought.Because just when he was about to take them away, Kitahara Iori gave him a toast.Almost, really almost, he was seduced.

He, who doesn't drink at all, can be seduced by alcohol when he brings people back, which makes him feel very wrong.

But at the same time, he suddenly had a bold idea.Now Libra is doing a lot of things in the Milky Way, and doing things is just doing things, and some planets that are simply wars are not within the scope of cleaning.

Wars are bad, and many wars can be avoided if the two sides can sit together and have a good chat.

Under normal circumstances, the two parties cannot sit together and communicate, but he...

So a crazy idea appeared in Dagu's mind. Even Zongfang, who is very restrained and only takes a sip when he is particularly happy, can be fooled into this. What if it is an alien?

Standale star, this planet is divided into two different races, blue and red.Red can gain strong fighting power during the day, and blue can gain strong power at night.

Originally, people of the two races did not interfere with each other, but until one day, the blue militant faction and the red moderate faction launched a war.

And now, Kitahara Iori was brought to the sky above this planet.

Inside the spaceship, Kitahara Iori, who was trembling all over, was patted: "Iori, the peace of this planet depends on you."

"Me? Can't do it? Absolutely can't do it? Will I die if I go down?"

"It's okay, you can be resurrected on the bed after you die, let's use your abilities! I have tested people on this planet, and five bottles of beer with an average physique will be drunk. It is the strongest of each faction. A few bottles of life The fountain must also be poured."

"I…"

"I promise you, whether you succeed or not. Even if you really fall in love with that girl after you go back, no one will trouble you."

"Sister Libra, I can't do it alone! I need allies, I need teammates!!"

At this moment, Libra knew what he was thinking.She nodded earnestly: "Okay, I will bring your best partner, and I will ask the server to give him the same physical fitness as yours. Come on!"

Imamura Kohei, he was caught by Libra just like that while drinking.

Seeing the familiar and drunken person, Kitahara Iori suddenly gained confidence.

"Leave it to us!"

He pulled Kohei Imamura, who was drunk, and jumped off the spaceship.

save the world?Is this really something he can do?

Recalling half a day ago, after I woke up from the hangover, Libra found him and gave him the task of distance.

'Maintain world peace and reunite people of both races'

One of these two races can fight during the day and the other can fight at night. Now they are evenly matched and are looking for a breakthrough point.

At the same time, the blue night race of these two races is indeed warlike, but not to the point of being irrescuable.Because of this, Libra, under Dagu's suggestion, combined with this person's strange physical fitness, put the "humanoid weapon" on this planet. Originally, Libra wanted to help him activate a little spiritual power to assist him in his mission.

In the end, it turned out, good guy, this person's emotional intelligence, physical fitness, and understanding ability are far beyond my imagination.

Let's put it this way, this guy can befriend anyone with psychic powers and not have any problems.

This talent, this emotional intelligence, plus special bugs and the characteristics of Cube Man.

Libra does not know how he failed.

Kitahara Iori, an ordinary college student, became a cube person in an inexplicable state and ran to another world to seek refuge.As a result, after getting drunk, he was pulled into the universe and sent to a strange planet for mediation.

"Mediation? How to mediate?"

Kitahara Iori doesn't know what to do?But fortunately, after becoming a cube man, he has special abilities.What's even more frightening is that with this special ability from Cube Man, he didn't seem to have any sense of abnormality, and directly adapted to this body.

But fortunately, he is not alone. Since he can't think of a solution when he is sober, he should be drunk.

"Gengping! Today we will not return if we are not drunk, no! We will not return if we are drunk."

In this way, within the next week, Kitahara Iori and Imamura Kohei, the two normal handsome guys, turned into a perverted existence with a whole body and a half-naked body, who has been drinking madly all over the planet.

"Are you really worthy of being a funny character? To be able to do this to such a degree is scarier than biochemical weapons..."

Libra has been in contact with Tom cat, and that cat is already very metaphysical.Seeing these two drunk guys now, it cannot be explained clearly by metaphysics.

On the battlefield where the fight was in full swing, these two drowsy guys seemed to have magical powers, inviting people on both sides to drink combustible oolong tea and the fountain of life 'cool white open'.At first there were only a few, but gradually, more and more, more and more.

Even the twenty shulker boxes of wine that Libra prepared are not enough

But it's not a big problem, as much as there is wine, if wine can really solve the problem of an intraplanetary war, she will definitely give them both a cosmic peace ambassador, and send them wherever there is a war.

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