"Uh... You look at the answer from such a sharp angle that you almost made me speechless."
Chen An spread his hands helplessly and said, "My situation is a bit special. I don't even know where my father is. As far back as I can remember, there is only one mother by my side."
Hearing this, Dr moster showed a look of envy and hatred.
"Anyway, that's really not bullying. Your parents are actually...in..."
Seeing Chen An who was stuck again, Dr Moster waved his hand angrily: "Stop talking about nothing! Hurry up and go to work for me, if you continue this topic, I will ask my subordinates to come in and take you down, and then go to work again." Remove your cadre position! I will really do this."
"Gone……"
"Eh?"
"Your men are basically wiped out."
Chen An looked at the bewildered Dr moster and said with emotion: "I took advantage of my position to collect the real names of your [-] subordinates, and then gave these real names to my friends and acquaintances, one by one. threatened."
[Kids, you don’t want your parents and teachers to know, behind your back, what a bad kid you are who doesn’t like to talk about hygiene, right? 】
"You threatened my subordinates with a small report."
Dr Moster looked at Chen An incredulously: "This is impossible, what reason do you have to do such a thing? Could it be... because you are from the Good Friends Alliance?"
"wrong."
Chen An shook his head and said, "The reason why I did this is very simple, you might as well guess it, it's easy to guess."
"Are you serious..."
Dr moster looked at Chen An in a dazed tone and said, "I never worried about you betraying me before, even if you jumped from the Good Friends League, I didn't worry about it, because the Good Friends League is a bunch of bastards, or I really didn't expect to be a normal person who was accidentally tricked into it by a second-hand guy—you are so smart that you don't want to be a normal person who wants to make money, but a stupid second-hand guy?"
"I let you guess, but I didn't let you ginseng the cock. In short, you are wrong, very wrong."
Chen An sighed, shook his head at Dr Moster, and said, "Actually, there is only one reason why I am here to find a way to get rid of you, because! You don't care about personal hygiene at all!"
"what?"
Dr moster subconsciously let out a cry of astonishment.
"Because you don't pay attention to hygiene! Not only do you not pay attention to hygiene, but you also have a very bad leadership effect, so that a large group of people will not pay attention to hygiene with you. I will do this to popularize the importance of personal hygiene. .”
Chen Anding looked at Dr Moster in a daze and said, "That's why I'm here, Swordsman Tower, do you have anything else to say?"
"..."
After being silent for a while, Dr Moster looked at Chen An with a strange expression: "Dark Lord, you should know that my milk tea is sold in the most conspicuous place in the canteen, right?"
"know."
"You should know that when school is about to leave every day, a large number of parents will come to pick up their children to and from school, right?"
"know."
"Then you should also know that with the intelligence of adults, they can see where those milk tea bottles come from at a glance, right?"
"Of course, those bottles are not heavy, even elementary school students can tell, and I'm sure those parents will warn their children, don't come to buy your milk tea."
"Of course you know, then you should know even more."
Dr Moster said to Chen An word by word: "My business has been up to now, and there is not a single adult who comes to find fault! Yes, you heard me right, there is no adult who comes to ask what's going on, they Adults don't think there is anything wrong with my approach, why do you, a primary school student, stand up and stop me?"
"Because adults have grown up."
Chen An shook his head and said: "They are already very tired just taking care of their parents, their partners, and their children. They really don't have time to put their dissatisfaction into action, so you can always do it safely. Business, until we elementary school students who can meddle in other things, only we have this kind of 'little matter', and only we elementary school students who don't have any burden can replace adults who are too busy to be distracted to deal with these things."
Speaking of this, there was a sudden knock on the door.
Chen An lowered his head and glanced at his own divine plan. Dilu Beast held up a sign with the time and told him what time it was.
Is it time?
Chen An stood up, walked behind and pushed the door open forcefully. The next moment, the figures of Heixia, Pava, Luli and Lala standing in the backlight were reflected in front of Dr moster.
After opening the door, Chen An turned around and looked at the silent Dr Moster and said, "Although I'm sorry, but... Black Eden was finished the moment you accepted me as a cadre, and our enemy It's just you."
"What do you want to do to me?"
Dr Moster closed his eyes, and asked mechanically and emotionlessly: "I'm laughing at me for being mistaken, do you think so much of you who sneaked in as an undercover agent?"
"What I want to say is, do you want to come and make friends with me?"
Chen An stretched out his hand towards the girl in front of him, with the corners of his mouth upturned: "As long as you make friends, then the matter of friends is my business, and I will help you solve the misunderstanding with your parents, I swear. "
"..."
Snapped!
After slapping Chen An's hand away with a wave of his hand, Dr Moster kicked his right leg on the ground, and the pulleys of the boss chair drove her to slide quickly behind him.
"Even my favorite parents can easily lie in front of me. Do you really think I will believe the promise of you, a betrayer!"
Gritting her teeth, Dr Moster pushed open the door behind her in an angry declaration of indignation, and then she quickly fled towards the warehouse.
"Gan..."
Chen An clutched his sore right hand, looked depressedly at the direction where the girl disappeared, and shook his head helplessly, "Why should I, a primary school student, want to popularize the basic knowledge of sex education to another primary school student? Work is right."
"What should we do now?"
Luli walked forward with Heixia and others, looked at Chen An eagerly and said, "Shall we catch up?"
"Of course I have to chase!"
Chen An said affirmatively: "The Swordsman Tower is not evil, she just went astray because of a misunderstanding, how can we just leave it alone?"
"Why can't we just leave it alone? After all, you've only known her for a day, so what kind of friendship can you have?"
Lala glanced at Chen An in confusion, shook her head and sighed...why would such a smart person be so stupid at such a time.
"Although I really don't have much friendship with Dr moster, but..."
Chen An shrugged his shoulders and squeezed out a helpless smile, while Heixia and Pava on the side had already patted him on the shoulder, expressing that there was no need to say anything, and they understood everything.
but! Dr moster, a rich second generation who was born with a golden key in his mouth, is the most troublesome time in his life. At this time, don't you take advantage of the fact that the other party is still a child with no common sense, come in and fill up your favorability?Or do you want to wait until the other party grows up and start to be on guard before making friends with him?
After Chen An silently made a wishful thinking of a win-win situation in his mind, he called his friends from the Alliance to chase forward, biting tightly behind Dr Moster, chasing and chasing him until he blocked the other party in a warehouse .
Seeing that he was about to catch up, who would have thought that Dr Moster slammed on the brakes and stopped on the spot, turned around with a confident look, and faced the chasing alliance with confidence.
"Dr moster!"
Panting, Hei Xia looked at the enemy in front of him, and gritted his teeth: "You caused my father to die in the alley, I want to settle it here!"
"If I remember correctly, the one who shot was obviously you, okay?"
Dr Moster shook his head speechlessly, then took two steps back, clapped his hands openly and said, "Besides, it's you bastards who are going to be liquidated!"
As the words fell, the door behind Dr moster slowly opened, and two figures walked in holding hands.
"Let me introduce you, these two are my bodyguards."
Dr Moster gritted his teeth and looked at Chen An and said, "The bodyguards who are about to beat you all to the ground!"
"Forehead……"
Chen An rubbed his eyes, looked at the two 'bodyguards' who were no more than 1.1 meters tall, then shook his head helplessly and said: "There are five people on our side of the Swordsman Tower, and you and you are only three people." It's just a primary school student, the gap in the number of people is too great, if you can't win, surrender."
"Surrender?! Don't freak out when you hear that!"
Dr Moster proudly said: "The bodyguard on my left is a second-grade elementary school student. And the bodyguard on my right is also a second-grade elementary school student."
"Student Chen An, let's go one by one."
Luli rolled up her sleeves and said, "Anyway, they're just two second-grade elementary school students, Chen An... classmate?"
"Two elementary school students in the second grade?"
Chen An's pupils shrank sharply: "Wait! Could it be..."
"Is that the one! Now I want to put these two people together!"
Dr Moster punched the button on the side violently, and one of her two bodyguards squatted down, and the other rode directly on the other's back, and at the same time a huge cardboard box fell from the sky and wrapped the two people inside.
"This is our Black Eden's final decisive weapon! The Giant Jet! Little ones! Spray to death these elementary school students with unrealistic hero dreams!"
Chapter 109 Raiders completed
"Huh, although it's embarrassing to say it, I was really taken aback just now."
Looking at the huge cardboard box in front of him, and Dr Moster who was smiling triumphantly next to the cardboard box, Chen An held his heart that jumped out, and he was really relieved.
Too much purity is not a good thing either. He really thought that a huge jet that could push the meteorite back was coming, but it turned out to be just a big cardboard box.
"No...that's not an ordinary cardboard box."
La La said in a strange tone.
"Well, I see it too."
Looking at the naked man in flowery pants painted on the big cardboard box, Chen An nodded and said, "The box of the Haier refrigerator, such a big box, it can be exchanged for a lot of money at the scrap yard."
"No! That's the ancient method of taking paper tendons to make leather, beating and softening, and then soaking in oil. Finally, the obtained paper layers are stacked together and then compacted with a machine. The processing is complete. Don't underestimate this. It looks like a cardboard box that can sell scraps at best! The defense of the 'cardboard' in front of you is so exaggerated that even a fully drawn bow and arrow cannot penetrate it, and even a kitchen knife that can compete with ancient weapons is difficult to break through!"
"what?"
Chen An blinked: "Isn't this the ancient paper armor? How much will the waste recycling station pay for this thing?"
"To be precise, the ancient paper armor made by using modern technology and some improvements made by modern people is far better than those made by ancient people."
La La emphasized: "At first glance, it seems to be easy to deal with, but even if its practicality is considered in ancient times, only a general of a country is qualified to wear a life-saving artifact."
"Ok?"
Luli looked at Lala curiously: "Why do you know this cardboard box so well? No matter how I look at it, the appearance of this thing is just an ordinary-looking cardboard box."
"Emmmm because... because I read a lot! Because I read a lot of books, of course it can be easily seen."
After speaking incoherently, Lala turned her head a little guilty. Heixia and Pava were by her side. They must not let these two know that this equipment was made by herself after receiving money. Although Chen An was beside her. The eyes he glanced over were full of disbelief, obviously he had already seen through that the weapon of final battle was his own handwriting.
"Hmph ha ha ha! If you think that the final decisive weapon that I have given high hopes for in order to turn defeat into victory is just a sandbag with strong defense, then use your body to experience it for yourself, it is terrifying!"
Dr Moster waved his hand violently, and gave the order to attack the so-called Black Eden's final decisive weapon: "Remember! Don't show mercy, use your strength that once ravaged junior high school students, crush them for me!"
"Order!"
After loudly responding to his boss's request, the 'big cardboard box' immediately 'moved', but saw that the bottom of the other party was 'deformed' with a click, and there was a skateboard-like device on the smooth bottom. Then, at first glance, the large cardboard box, which seemed very bulky, relied on the pulley at the bottom, and hit the five members of the alliance at an extremely fast speed.
"It's all scattered!"
Heixia yelled and rolled to the left, while Chen An pulled Luli and Lala and ran to the right, but Pava stood in the middle, and he didn't dodge or dodge, just crossed his hands as a shield to block In front of him, with full confidence in his own strength, he collided heavily with Black Eden's final decisive weapon, and then the dull sound that made Chen An's heart palpitate suddenly sounded, echoing in the warehouse.
"Ugh..."
After the two collided, it was Pava who was devastated. After being knocked back a few steps by the huge impact, he lost his balance and fell to the ground in an extremely embarrassing situation. He rolled several times before stopping. However, his efforts were not ineffective, and in the end the decisive weapon was forced to stop by his brute force.
"Are you kidding me! This is an impact that weighs more than a hundred catties!"
Lala watched in astonishment as Pava rolled over and stood up again, regaining his balance. It seemed that the impact just now didn't affect him in any way.
"Of course! Pava is the strongest supernatural power user in our alliance! He has the top attack and defense power, and even emits laser light from his eyes!"
Heixia clenched his fists and cheered loudly: "Come on, Pava! As long as this machine is defeated, the personal hygiene battle between the Good Friends Alliance and Black Eden will be our undoubted victory! In order to defend the personal hygiene of all elementary school students , go up!"
"No, the situation seems to be a little bad, although I can't tell what's wrong..."
Chen An frowned unoptimistically. If this final decisive weapon is really what he thinks, it is a handmade product made by the schoolmaster for Black Eden, then it is absolutely impossible to solve it so easily!
Sure enough, seeing that Pava resisted the impact, the decisive battle machine finally changed its action, no longer rampaging, but a mechanism arm protruded from the right and pointed at Pava, and then the top of the mechanism arm unfolded, turning into a densely packed The disc with a round hole, followed by the unique sound of the Gatling machine gun, the disc spun at a high speed.
"Get out of the way!"
Chen An yelled subconsciously, but it was too late. With the ear-piercing chug chug sound, a terrifying number of BB bombs spewed out, shooting towards Pava,
"Uh!"
Unable to dodge in time, Pava could only hold his head in his hands silently, leaving only a hard back to block all the bullets abruptly. This made Chen An look at him with admiration. Every bullet in an ordinary elementary school student would hurt Grinning his teeth, how resistant is Pava?
"Get out of the way! You can't handle it!"
Lala shouted in a panic, just as Chen An was wondering if this was blocking it well, another arm stretched out and aimed at Pava, and a green liquid gushed out the next moment, fortunately Pava Rolling in time to avoid the attack of the liquid, the green liquid hit the ground immediately, and then a faint smell wafted out quickly.
"Huh... Fortunately, I didn't hit it. It's a stinky liquid that was reduced by various chemical reactions. It's several times more stinky than bedbug stinky liquid. Even adults can't bear it."
Hearing Lala's relieved words, Chen An silently patted her on the shoulder, and said embarrassingly: "I think you are not a Wonder Woman at all, but a Wonder Handman! Improve your armor a little bit. , the weapon is changed from insecticide to a small flamethrower or something like that, so a dozen big men can't get close to them!"
"I really thought about changing it in this way to create a machine that can defend against adults alone, but because I was worried that children would not attack lightly, I replaced it with a weapon that has no lethality but only deterrence."
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