"Fortunately, we are not very far from Taohua Village, and it only takes an hour by car."
Even though she was so self-comforting, Luli's little face was still filled with the disappointment of not being able to play with the cat, but soon she patted her little face to cheer up.
"School will start tomorrow, but you can't bring this look to tomorrow, student Chen An, tell me what we will encounter tomorrow?"
The child's mood changed extremely quickly, and Luli immediately returned to her original excitement.
"Emm, that's too much."
Chen An counted carefully with his fingers: "The grammar of fourth grade Chinese will be more complicated than that of third grade, and the short composition will also increase by [-] words compared with third grade, which greatly increases the pressure of hydrology. The application of English grammar has been increased, and the most troublesome thing is that the English test paper has added small compositions in English and reduced multiple-choice questions.”
Hearing this, Luli's expression became a little uneasy, but Chen An did not stop, but continued to mutter: "The most troublesome thing is mathematics. We have to involve 'multiplication of two-digit numbers'" Putting parentheses and division into multiplication' and 'strengthening the exploration of mathematical laws' and 'training the mind's cognition of the calculation and position changes of graphics' are all for the time being."
"..."
After being silent for a while, Luli pulled Chen An's sleeve, and said pitifully, "Student Chen An, you really don't think about finding aliens, and reset the time in one go to be in the third grade? I want to stay in that Wonderful heaven."
Chen An shook his head amusedly and said: "Remember what I said? The only constant in this world is change and transformation. If you don't move forward, how do you know what is waiting for you ahead? Is it something better?"
"With so much to write, how can anything good happen!"
Luli scratched her hair angrily.
"Yes, for example - a new course."
"Eh? What a good thing!"
Looking at the unbelieving Luli, Chen An shook his fingers loudly and said, "Of course it's a good thing, because the newly added course is 'Information Technology'. Once our school is promoted to the fourth grade, we will open such a new course."
"Information technology class?"
The frustration on Luli's face became more intense. As soon as the name sounds, it is known that it is a very boring class.
"It's just the opposite."
Chen An looked at Luli meaningfully and said, "Information technology class is the only dream-like class that can surpass physical education class."
"How fantastic?"
Luli blinked her eyes in extreme confusion, she had never heard of any information technology class before this.
"The dream of information technology classes is that special equipment and special 'classrooms' are required to take this get out of class. After class, elementary school students rush out of the classroom impatiently and race against time to prepare for the information technology class. Prepared to 'occupy a seat in the computer room' and hoped that the teacher would come in quickly for class, and begged the teacher to delay the class, even for a few hours."
Chen An rubbed his chin and said with emotion: "Even I am full of expectations for this information technology class. Unfortunately, physical education is taught twice a week, and computer class is even rarer than physical education. There is only one class a week."
Luli scratched her head, she really couldn't imagine what kind of course could make elementary school students flock to class and be extremely tolerant of procrastination, but she was full of expectations for this course that was rarer than physical education.
only……
"Student Chen An, don't you think it's a little weird?"
Luli turned her head in confusion and looked back. She always felt that several eyes were fixed on her body, which made people feel creepy. Is it an illusion?
"It's not an illusion."
Chen An rubbed his chin and said, "In an alley behind us, two suspicious figures in black suits and black pants are hiding. They have followed us for five blocks."
"what!"
Luli subconsciously looked at the alley behind her, and sure enough, she saw two furtive figures sneaking into the alley in a panic, avoiding her sight. At this moment, Luli shuddered subconsciously, and her body was close to Chen's. An asked in a trembling voice, "There are really bad guys following us! What about Chen An? The police uncle doesn't seem to be around."
"Don't worry, those two are not bad people, they won't hurt us."
Hearing Chen An's affirmative tone, Luli was even more confused. How could classmate Chen An not panic at all, and still be so sure that the other party would not be a bad person.
"It's very simple. If they are bad people, then the threshold for being a bad person is too low."
Chen An pointed his fingers and counted in detail: "In order to deceive people, when they follow us, they always choose places that ordinary people would not go, but they don't know that this kind of sneaky behavior attracts attention instead. people are impressed;
Apparently the two idiots also realized this belatedly, so they bought sunglasses and felts to further disguise their appearance, but they also ignored that the stores that sell things are monitored, and their appearances have been monitored. If it is included, it can be said to be an extreme failure;”
Luli blinked her eyes, and looked behind her again. Student Chen An's undisguised voice was obviously extremely lethal, and the adult who was secretly following the two of them was holding his chest with a painful expression on his face.
"Also, the good elders actually have such memorable long hair, failure!
The follow-up work that only needs one person can be done together, which seriously hinders the companions and fails!
It’s been a long time since I’ve been following others, but I still use the most old-fashioned tailgating method. Can you come up with some fresh ideas? Failure!
The worst thing is the clothes. Clothes, black clothes are highly heat-absorbing, so they are not suitable for activities in the summer. You have to change into white clothes. This is common sense that elementary school students know!More than a failure!What a failure! "
Under the onslaught of the elementary school students' vicious tongues, the two men in black looked at me and looked at you. They could only smile bitterly and endure the depression of vomiting blood. They took off their hats and sunglasses, walked out of the alley, and appeared in front of Chen An before.
"Well, this is a bit of what it should be like to follow."
Chen An rubbed his chin, looked at the two uncles in front of him, and said, "What you need in this business of tailgating is your mediocre, ordinary, and unremarkable public faces. This face can barely be given a ten."
"I'm not happy at all!"
The long-haired man looked awkwardly at the ruthless primary school student in front of him, and said helplessly, "Can't you give adults the minimum respect?"
"A grown-up who follows an elementary school student will not be exaggerated."
Chen An crossed his arms and took a step forward to block the somewhat frightened Luli from behind. He looked at the two people in front of him suspiciously: "If it weren't for the fact that you are so amateurish, you don't look like professional villains at all. I've already done something to you, but—who are you? Are you looking for Luli's classmate Yan, so you came here to recruit people to be child scouts?"
"Child, are you really a child?"
The short and fat man next to the long-haired man looked at the eloquent Chen An in disbelief. Can a normal elementary school student have this kind of vocabulary and communication skills?
"We are not bad people, nor are we scouts. We are educational institutions responsible for recruiting elementary school students to receive special education."
The long-haired male god put a business card on the ground mysteriously. After Chen An hesitated for a moment, he closed the card in his hand, and the eye-catching characters on it came into view. At this moment, his pupils shrank slightly. Involuntarily sucked in a breath of cold air.
[The True Inheritance of Qigong—the Xuanwu Special Function Research Center? 】
Chapter 91 The Fantasy Breeded by Street Stall Literature
Qigong True Inheritance and Special Functions?
Chen An raised his head hesitantly, and looked at the long-haired man and the short and fat man in front of him strangely. The two adults stood up straight under the gaze of a primary school student, until Chen An looked down again. The business card was relieved.
For some reason, the little bastard in front of him had terrifying eyes, as if he was being glared at by an adult.
Is this what the director said, the potential has not been closed, the skylight has not been closed, so he can be trained from an early age to stimulate the potential of his brain's prodigy? !
Ignoring the complex gazes of the long-haired and short-haired men, Chen An rubbed his temples and fell into deep thought.
He couldn't be more clear about qigong. After all, "now" is less than 20 years from the qigong era when qigong became popular all over the country, and tens of thousands of people sat together to practice qigong. Even when he was born, this thing was still tenacious. It was not until the popularization of all aspects of modern science that this unhealthy trend was completely suppressed.
Unexpectedly, this thing is not dead yet, and is still lingering on its last legs. The two men who appeared at this time, the long-haired man and the short and fat man who sell qigong and supernatural powers to others, are purely spreading feudal superstition!
And still engage in feudal superstition in front of a materialist and surrealist like myself? !This has to call the police and arrest the other party, and send him to prison to receive ideological re-education!
The unspeakable pressure was transmitted to the bodies of the long-haired man and the short and fat man through their eyesight. Both of them trembled a little. Could it be that the boy's 'pineal gland' has not shrunk, so even his gaze has such A terrifying deterrent?
"Then how do you count the messy things you encountered when you were in Peach Blossom Village?"
The system jumped out at the right time, looked at Chen An who was hesitant to meddle in his own business, and said meaningfully: "None of those things are as outrageous as qigong and supernatural powers."
"That's different! Totally different!"
Although the holy sword, talking cats and dogs, the Knights of the Ring, the never-ending August and other bizarre and magical events appeared in Taohua Village, but these are all written by aliens, including Including the Digimon called Tennemon, everything can be explained by science beyond the reach of human beings.
Not only are those things not feudal and superstitious, but they are full of human romance and fantasies about contact of the fourth kind.
but……
Chen An bit his lip. If there is any knowledge point he learned this summer, it would be to try to maintain respect for the "fantasy of human cubs" as much as possible. ' Attitude, get in touch with these weird adults who declare qigong and supernatural powers?But they are not human cubs, is it necessary for me to maintain respect for their fantasies?
All kinds of thoughts lingered in Chen An, making him speechless for a while.
"There's no hesitation or confusion."
The system looked at Chen An confusedly: "Didn't you take advantage of Luli's super power? Doesn't this prove that there are super powers in this world that ordinary people can't understand?"
"Super powers are super powers, and supernatural powers are supernatural powers. The two are not the same thing at all. Please don't confuse them. Thank you."
Chen An stared intently at the words 'Qigong True Biography' on the business card.
Qigong, Taoist self-cultivation, qigong for daily exercise.
This kind of method was originally explored by the ancients to strengthen the body, but because some people who call themselves masters are greedy for too many fools in human beings, they fabricated a lot of fallacies and heresies, and then ran to harvest the first batch of large-scale crazy growth in the country. In addition, in response to people’s pain points of difficulty in seeing a doctor, they also created something like Qigong and Five Elements Acupuncture, declaring that if you are sick, you don’t need to go to the hospital, and you can recover by practicing Qigong at home. The era of qigong fever.
And the so-called supernatural powers are the products that appeared at the end of that era. People practicing Qigong no longer simply think about strengthening their bodies and prolonging their lives. This kind of rhetoric fuels the qigong craze that is about to decline.
As long as you concentrate on practicing the qigong researched by the masters, you can develop the bottomless potential of the human body and further acquire various magical abilities. The masters promote this, and the public also believes it.
Moving objects through space, seeing through eyes with eyes closed, reading minds through walls, and even being able to hear what other people have written with their ears, these are the realms that every qigong practitioner yearns for.
And this is the most fundamental difference between supernatural powers and superpowers.
Superpowers are born with abilities, or mutated after being bitten by messy animals, and supernatural powers can be obtained through acquired cultivation.
"Emmm, it's getting too far, anyway, no matter it's true or not, let me call the police first."
Chen An muttered and stretched his hand behind Luli, and under Luli's perplexed gaze, he took away her functional phone, skillfully entered the phone number of the police officer Tan Jing, and then pressed the connect button with his hand Looking up, his eyes were observing the reactions of the long-haired man and the short and fat man in front of him.
The reaction of the two people was very 'flat' and they stood where they were and didn't stop him from calling the police. They just smiled helplessly, and there was a trace of complexity in the wry smile. got used to.
Are they not afraid of the police at all?Or... how much material is there really?
As the phone was picked up, Tan Jing's lazy voice came from the phone: "Chen An, you little one, you used another girl's phone to call me again?"
"Sister Tan, I found a group of people who are practicing feudal superstition."
Chen An pulled Luli to keep a safe distance from the man in black, in case the other party violently hurt others, and made a phone call: "The other party claims to be an educational institution, and according to what they mean, several children have already been raped by them." I accepted it as a student, do you want to come and have a look? Maybe you can get a second-class merit."
"..."
After a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, Tan Jing's strange voice came over.
"Did they hand you a business card that says Wang No. [-] Special Function Research Center?"
After checking the business card, Chen An said with certainty, "No, you made a mistake, it's called the Xuanwu Special Function Research Center."
"That place used to be called Wang Bahao. It was founded by a farmer who was obsessed with qigong. Later generations thought the name was ugly, so they polished it up a little... And you are the first person to call us to the police."
Tan Jing said helplessly: "All in all, I can't do anything about it. Although the other party is indeed practicing feudal superstition, they are not some cult, and there is no sign of expansion."
"Isn't it a cult? Don't they teach qigong? This involves spreading feudal superstitions, right?"
Chen An asked in confusion.
"They didn't spread feudal superstitions, and they didn't let students learn Qigong, so they didn't step into the taboo of 'spreading'. This institution is just observing whether the students have special abilities, and the method of observation... is stupid, but There's really no crime."
"What about the property? Didn't they charge the students for property?"
Chen An asked in confusion.
"This is really not true. Not only did they not collect money and other items from the students, on the contrary they also paid a considerable amount of money to the students. It is suspected that there is a very superstitious wealthy businessman behind this educational institution."
After listening to Tan Jing's words, Chen An looked at the two men in black speechlessly. No wonder the other party looked confident. It seemed that this was not the first time they had dealt with the police.
"In short, the law does not give me the right to arrest fools and idiots."
Tan Jing said with a look of helplessness: "You just need to stay away from them, stay with them, listen to them talking about nonsense every day, no matter how smart you are, you will become a fool--by the way, two people I haven't seen you in a month, let me bring some delicious food to your house tonight, what would you like to eat?"
"It's fine to bring more flavorful lo mei, I welcome it anytime."
After making an appointment to meet again tonight, Chen An hung up the phone, then shook his head towards the two people in front of him and said, "It's a pity, you two uncles, we don't believe in supernatural powers, and we don't want to join your educational institution. Simple, bye~~”
After all, he took Luli's little hand and planned to leave, while Luli looked at the two hesitantly.
"Wait!"
Seeing that his target was about to run away, the long-haired man hurriedly stopped Chen An, took out his wallet and said, "This is not a good place to talk. Uncle, I am treating you. You can choose any restaurant. Let's go eat something." How's the food? I'll make things clear while you eat."
But soon the long-haired man regretted his rhetoric.
Chen An glanced at Luli, then at the weather where the scorching heat had not subsided completely, and agreed to take the two adults to a shop he liked very much. Looking at the magnificently decorated restaurant in front of him, the long-haired man The corners of his mouth twitched.
These two little bastards really don't know what it means to be polite!
Sitting on a comfortable sofa, feeling the refreshing cold air blown by the air conditioner, the eighth wonder of the world, Chen An unceremoniously took the menu, picked out the most expensive items and ordered double portions, and signaled to the long-haired man that he had something to say. Straight up.
"I know that many people regard the existence of supernatural powers as feudal superstition, and then criticize the ignorance of our people, but! In fact, we are not the only ones who are studying these things."
The long-haired man danced and gestured: "The United States and the Soviet Union, these two countries have been doing a lot of things before us! According to the cia's puzzle file, the Soviet Union once established a superpower called 'Yuri X' The special forces are trying to obtain superpowers that can control other people's minds!"
"emmm..."
Chen An looked at the long-haired man with embarrassment and said, "Have you heard of Yuri's revenge?"
"What it is?"
The long-haired man paused in confusion, and then continued: "The United States did not give in too much. In 1958, the world's first nuclear submarine "Nautilus" built by the United States sailed to the North Pole and crossed the Arctic ice cap, becoming the first A ship crossing the Arctic ice cap - but they were able to cross this treacherous environment because their ship carried the first telepathic superpower in human history, who used his superpowers as a navigator , let the Nautilus pass through the Arctic ice cap without incident!"
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