"Sister Tan, you don't have to lie, I'll do it."
Chen An hurriedly said: "Don't you police have a walkie-talkie or something? I can hide in front of Luli's parents, and then I will take the walkie-talkie, and then you will wear a smaller earphone. Let me just say a word, in this way I can use your hand to persuade the stubborn parents to 'let go' of their daughter."
"Emmm, why does your operation sound so familiar?"
After Tan Jing pondered for a while, she looked at Chen An with horror in her eyes: "Are you sure, you really aren't a famous detective who was given medicine by the mysterious black-clothed organization, causing your body to shrink?!"
Chapter 29 The Art of War for Primary School Students
Generally speaking, after the protagonist is reborn, all aspects will be greatly enhanced, but Chen An regrettably found that this law does not apply to him. Far from being enhanced, he has been greatly weakened in various senses up.
The most intuitive point is that, with a height of 1.2 meters and a bright red scarf on his chest, the persuasiveness of his words has plummeted. After all, a reasonable sentence is spoken from a successful adult and from a child. The influence of others is quite different.
He is confident that if his height was doubled, he would be able to make Luli's parents feel ashamed if he went to the meeting alone, but his eloquence would also be greatly reduced if he doubled his height, so he had to find a way In a short period of time, the eloquence of double-folding was forcibly elevated to the point where it can persuade adults.
"And my method is like this, you show up in front of people, I hide behind the scenes, and pass the lines to you according to the situation, using your tall height that makes me jealous, and your intimidating clothes to convince Luli classmate's parents."
Looking at Chen An who was talking eloquently, Tan Jing said in a strange tone: "Do you know how difficult it is to persuade an adult? Do you really understand how stubborn adults are?"
"It's very clear."
Chen An curled her lips and said, "But I understand the weakness of human nature better."
"Ha, you elementary school student actually talked about the weakness of human nature?"
Tan Jing grabbed the table with all her strength, and looked like she couldn't hold back her laughter. A little guy who was just up to her waist actually talked about human nature to her seriously?
""The Selfish Gene" author Richard Dawkins "Greedy Dopamine" author Daniel "Thick Black Studies" Li Zongwu "Sun Tzu's Art of War" Sun Bin "Zongheng Shu" Guiguzi..."
Chen An reported the books he had read like a dish, and a bunch of unfamiliar titles hit Tan Jing, causing her to suppress her smile, with a look of surprise on her face: "You really read it?" Have you read so many miscellaneous books?"
"It can't be said that you can memorize it fluently, but it's still no problem to learn and apply it... Maybe?"
Chen An said not very confidently.
"I do not believe."
Tan Jing subconsciously denied: "How many characters can you elementary school students recognize? And 24 hours a day, excluding sleep, excluding class, and excluding time for eating and playing games, how much time do you have left?"
"Ahem, I actually don't have much time."
Chen An spread his hands and said, "I'm just using other people's skills in learning English words, addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and reciting ancient Chinese poems to learn more interesting knowledge."
"You openly read miscellaneous books in class? Does your teacher have any objections to you?"
Tan Jing looked at Chen An in astonishment.
"How could there be no opinion, but this group of teachers has a very interesting place."
Chen An rubbed his chin and said: "They found that when I was reading idle books, they usually didn't poke me directly, but called me up to answer questions, so I calmly put away the miscellaneous books, and then picked them up. She gave her the wrong standard answer and sent her back."
"Hiss... well, I admit that the voice I spoke to you just now seemed a little louder."
Tan Jing shook her head helplessly. The word 'child prodigy' must have been specially invented to describe this little guy in front of her.
"Then are you willing to help?"
Chen An asked expectantly.
"Stop! I just believe that you do have the ability to persuade adults."
Tan Jing shook her head again and again and said, "I never said that I was willing to help you. I have only met you a few times. You want me to play a detective game with you as soon as you come up?"
"An expected answer."
Chen An raised his eyebrows. He had expected the decisive refusal of the policeman in front of him. Originally, it would not be impossible to leave Tan Jing alone and ask his mother, but if possible, he didn't want his mother to see him hiding. the other side of
For a child, being wise and calculating is not a compliment, especially what he is going to do next may be... a little too much.
"So let me show you how the so-called psychology is used."
Chen An snapped his fingers to attract Tan Jing's attention to his small schoolbag, and then he took out a notebook from it and put it in front of him.
"In this notebook, there are my mother's contact information, her favorite sports activities, her favorite tea, the celebrities she admires, her interpersonal relationships, her good girlfriends, and her..."
Snapped!
Tan Jing slapped the notebook, looked at Chen An with embarrassment, and said, "You call this the application of psychology?"
Chen An rubbed his chin and said: "The last time you came to my house to see me, but you were absent-minded the whole time, and when you repeatedly inquired about my family affairs, I noticed that you were more interested in my mother than strangers, so I analyzed your psychology at that time , is the application of psychology, and this notebook is the result of the application.”
"Well... I really want to make friends with your mother. If possible, it would be best to develop her into a girlfriend."
Tan Jing reluctantly took out a book from her bag: "Especially after reading the novels written by her, this interest is even stronger, but you want me to, for this vague good impression, Help you defraud other people's parents or something, this is really..."
"It's not a scam, Luli really has a mental problem."
Chen An said seriously: "And it's a very serious problem. If it's not handled properly, it's not impossible for her to become a bad woman who planted bombs all over the world when she grows up. It’s all about going to a good place to take care of your heart disease.”
Tan Jing looked at the seriousness in the eyes of the little girl in front of her, hesitated for a while, and then nodded: "Okay, for your sincerity, I will cooperate with you, but...you have to help me get your mother sign."
"make a deal!"
Chen An happily clapped hands with Tan Jing.
"I still have something to do, so let's go first!"
After gulping down the iced drink next to him, he stood up and ran towards the door without stopping, while Tan Jing who was left behind solemnly put away the notes, and shouted to the little boy to be careful when crossing the road.
After running for about a hundred meters, Chen An stood panting in an open space, and in front of him, Luli, who had been waiting for a long time, looked at him with a puzzled face.
"I listened to you, I've been waiting here, but what happened? Running in such a hurry?"
"During... the summer vacation..."
He raised his head, sweat streaming down his panting little face.
"Want... to go to the countryside with me... to escape the summer heat...? The fun things there... I can share with you all of them."
Chapter 30 Why is this detective able to hide so well?
Ask for sick leave, and it is a battle to ask for two months of sick leave at one go, let's start!
Standing in front of Luli's house, Chen An clenched his fists tightly in front of his chest, cheering for himself.
Although he has already learned a lot of theoretical knowledge, it is the first time for him to actually apply these theoretical knowledge to practice.
"Are you scared?"
Tan Jing squatted down, and looked at the trembling little calf in front of her with a smile.
"It's just a little nervous, and I never expected that classmate Luli's family is so rich."
Looking at the exquisite small villa with a swimming pool in front of him, Chen An shook his head vigorously, trying to get rid of the lingering anxiety in his mind.
"It's uneasy here, too."
Tan Jing shook her head in a strange tone and said, "I didn't expect to kill me, how can I, a policeman serving the people, be fooling around with you two children?"
"It's not nonsense, it's saving a child's future."
Chen An took a deep breath, and walked towards the villa in front, while Tan Jing followed closely, and said in a strange tone: "Do you know how awkward I feel when I see a little guy keep saying to save a child's future? Why don't you say , It's the beginning of love for my deskmate, I can understand it better."
Stopping in his tracks, Chen An turned his head and looked at Tan Jing embarrassingly: "Your thoughts are really dirty, don't you see your friends reaching out to help when they are in trouble?"
"friend?"
"Yes, friends who played cards together, went to school together, and were punished to stand together."
Chen An looked at Tan Jing and shook his head and said, "But you adults won't understand this feeling, because——you will never make friends like you did when you were young."
Tan Jing opened her mouth, wanting to show some color to this little girl who underestimated adults, but she fell silent.
She has many friends now, whether they are colleagues at work or best friends in life, but friends like when she was a child?
A few faces that have long been blurred by the years flashed in my memory, but I couldn't remember their names at all, and the kind of pure friends who can exchange everything with each other without any vigilance and vigilance...
'ding dong'
The crisp doorbell rang, and soon an impatient voice rang.
"I'm coming!"
The door was forcefully opened, and a face full of 'displeasure' appeared in front of Chen An. The middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes was staring at him with displeasure.
Eh?Has your fraud plan ended before it even started?
Chen An took a step back with a guilty conscience.
"You little bastards are endless! Press every day! Press every day! Is it fun to play with adults?"
"Forehead……"
Seeing the angry face of the middle-aged man, and looking at the doorbell of his house, Chen An suddenly understood what happened. It seems that this family was 'also' being targeted by those brats who rang the doorbell randomly and then ran away. .
"Sir, do you have any opinion on this kid?"
Tan Jing finished her melancholy, and pulled Xiao BuDian behind her, while she calmly looked at the temperate middle-aged man in front of her. '
Looking at the woman in the black police uniform in front of him, the middle-aged man was stunned for a while, and then quickly fell into a daze.
Chen An took out a small microphone-like device from his pocket, and asked in a voice softer than a mosquito into the microphone.
"Auntie, what is he doing?"
"Are you recalling what bad things you have done? And you are called ~sister~sister~"
Tan Jing also replied in a low voice.
Well, the communication device is also in good condition, there is nothing around that can hinder the signal.
Chen An looked at the small microphone connected to Tan Jing's earphone in his hand with satisfaction. He protested for a long time to prevent the microphone from being transformed into a bow tie by Tan Jing.
"Police...comrade policeman."
After finishing his memories, the middle-aged man asked with a guilty conscience: "Is there anything you want to ask me? Or do you want to requisition my car?"
"Actually, it's about Luli. I don't know how to call this gentleman?"
"Lu Yisheng, Luli is my daughter, what did that child do!"
The middle-aged man asked in a panic.
"Please rest assured, sir, your daughter is very good and has done nothing wrong."
Tan Jing said solemnly: "If it's convenient, can I go in and talk?"
"Okay, please come in."
The middle-aged man stepped aside quickly, and at the same time looked at Chen An who followed him in confusion, and said: "This handsome child is..."
"This is your daughter's classmate. Thanks to him leading the way, I can find you here."
Tan Jing said without changing her face: "Can you let him come in for a while? I made an agreement with him, and I will drive him back after this matter is over."
"of course can."
The middle-aged man came in, brought a plate of snacks from the refrigerator and put them on the tea table, looked at Tan Jing uneasily and asked, "Comrade policeman, what happened to my baby?"
Tan Jing glanced at Chen An, and after Chen An said ok, she stood up and interjected, "Uncle, can I borrow the bathroom?"
"Of course no problem, the bathroom is right there."
After Lu Yisheng absentmindedly pointed in a direction, she continued to stare at Tan Jing, while Tan Jing took off her hat and covered the unobtrusive earphones by her ears with her hair.
"I might as well make it straight to the point, Mr. Yi Sheng, you know that in our business, we have to deal with all kinds of criminals and victims. After working in this business for a long time, it is natural to summarize some personal experience, and it is my observation that your baby girl may have some 'quality' that would attract a perpetrator"
Tan Jing solemnly followed the voice from the earphones, and repeated the lines given by Chen An, and she clearly saw Chen An hiding in the blind corner of Louise's perspective, holding a microphone to observe Louise's expression .
"Qualities that might attract criminals?"
Lu Yisheng looked at Tan Jing suspiciously, and felt a little vigilant in his heart: "What is that thing, how come I don't know when I get along with my daughter day and night?"
"That quality, is obedience to authority."
Tan Jing looked at Lu Yisheng seriously and said: "Sir, you must have heard such a saying that a woman who has no talent is er...is she a virtue?"
"Of course I've heard of this feudal dross, but does it have anything to do with my daughter? I often arrange various cram schools for my daughter?"
Faced with Lu Yisheng's question, Tan Jing's eyes showed a little helplessness, how did she know why she wanted to mention this at this time.
Fortunately, on the earphone side, Chen An's panicked voice soon came.
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