Long Aotian, who is in the third grade of primary school

Looking at Lei Xiaohu who was holding his wife hostage in front of him, Li Weisi's tone was a bit weird: "Well, although you elementary school students are talking about the ultimate insult to my wife, but...you are just a group of elementary school students Ah, I doubt that you really have the ability to do that kind of thing?"

"Hmph! Do you underestimate us primary school students?"

Lei Xiaohu, who was stung by Li Weisi's suspicious eyes, snorted coldly, then raised his right hand high. After hesitating for a moment, the joystick destroyer alliance behind him said, Li Weisi, what the hell is it?Under his gaze, he stretched his hand towards his waistband, and was about to take off his trousers...

"Wait! What are you doing taking off your pants at this time?"

Lei Xiaohu frowned, and shouted dissatisfiedly at his subordinates: "There are so many people watching here, don't you feel ashamed?"

"But boss..."

The subordinate held his trouser belt in confusion: "Didn't you say you were going to perform the ultimate insult?"

"I did say that, but you're taking off your pants and farting, so it's unnecessary! Put your pants on!"

Under Lei Xiaohu's urging, the subordinates nodded again and again, and then pressed their hands on their pp, took a deep breath and began to hold their breath, and after a burst of honey 'poof', the subordinates carefully moved their hands Clenched into a fist, as if grasping an invisible mass.

"Huh? This is..."

Chen An bit his lip, and immediately realized what this group of people wanted to do. He covered his mouth and nose and said to Lei Xiaohu in a deep voice: "The surname is Lei! Your methods are really getting more and more dirty."

"Hehe, everyone is mutual, your deck with a lot of heavy holes is not too bad."

Lei Xiaohu retorted: "I really don't know what you have to blame me for. Your heart is as dirty as your deck."

"Heavy pits are part of Yu-Gi-Oh, don't play if you're upset!"

Not to be outdone, Chen An resisted: "And even if you are right, my heart is only dirty, and what about you? Those hands are really dirty!"

"Um, can someone tell me what happened?"

Li Weisi looked at Chen An extra blankly and asked, "What did they do?"

"That's hand fart."

Chen An looked at Li Weisi, who didn't know the seriousness of the matter, and explained softly: "It's a little trick to collect the exhaust gas produced in the body. Now their hands have been enchanted, and they will not be attacked. Those who are not good will cause terrible mental damage, and a bad one will leave a lifetime of psychological shadow!"

Li Weisi scratched his head in puzzlement, but still couldn't understand what Chen An was saying.

"I don't care what you say, anyway, as long as it can achieve the goal, I don't mind using some small means."

Lei Xiaohu snorted coldly and asked the men who were holding the gas to approach the woman who was constantly trembling with fear, and then placed the four enchanted small fists that imprisoned the gas only 5cm away from the frightened woman, as long as Lei Xiaohu gave an order The fist will open, releasing the poisonous gas inside, giving the victim an eternal psychological shadow.

"Qiu, don't worry, I'll rescue you right away!"

Li Weisi comforted his wife, although he didn't know what to do now to save his wife from the elementary school students.

"It's very simple, just do as I tell you, and bring me the stone statue of the Great Evil God!"

Lei Xiaohu looked at Li Weisi, who was stunned, with a gloomy expression, and paused every word: "This is the last warning, uncle, you don't want your wife to suffer that ultimate insult, do you? ! "

"Of course I don't want to..."

Li Weisi shook his head dumbfoundingly and said: "And I can't do what you want at all. Listen carefully, kid. There is no such thing as a crab god in this world! All this is just a white lie. "

"Huh? I look easy to cheat, don't I?"

Lei Xiaohu frowned, and looked at Li Weisi unhappily: "Things have developed to this point, can't you obediently cooperate to bring that stone to this side of the [-]th parallel? You still think I'm a foolish kid for a moment?"

"Lei Xiaohu, what he said is true, there really is no crab god here."

Pava chimed in.

"Stop talking! If the crab god doesn't exist, where did these tents come from? Where did the food come from?"

"Maybe...you can ask your very pure Grandpa Lei, he must know something."

Chen An squinted at Lei Xiaohu, who had an uncertain expression, and said: "Although there is no evidence to determine, I seriously suspect that all of this is caused by your grandfather, and he is the one who put those tents and food on our side. It’s wrong that all the food you eat in this day comes from the hands of humans, and has nothing to do with some great evil god.”

"..."

"I don't believe it! Unless you really show me the proof that the crab god doesn't exist at all."

Lei Xiaohu gritted his teeth and said, although his heart was shaken tightly, but it has reached this point, he can only bite the bullet and persevere.

"Do you have any evidence?"

Li Weisi subconsciously looked at Chen An and asked.

"Of course there is. This evidence, which has been prepared long ago, is to break the feudal superstition before leaving."

Chen An nodded for sure, then took a step back and motioned for Lei Xiaohu to follow him.

"The reason why you elementary school students think that the crab god exists is because I said that these tents are gifts from the gods, and also because every time after praying, delicious food will 'suddenly' appear in your tent, but in fact those We took advantage of the prayer time when you recited the nine-nine multiplication table aloud, sneaked back and stuffed it into your tent."

Is it true in Lei Xiaohu?I do not believe!With skeptical eyes, Chen An led him to the big tent of the Good Friends Alliance, and unzipped the zipper to let him in.

As soon as he entered the tent, Lei Xiaohu was stunned.

Cans, lots and lots of cans!Canned fruits, canned vegetables, canned meat, and a large pile of canned food were piled on the ground so that there was almost no place for people to stay in the tent.

"Yes... who is it... who put so many cans in the tent!"

Lei Xiaohu looked at this faith-shaking scene with a trembling tone.

"Before any of you, I found out that someone put the canned food here. Who do you think did it?"

Chen An showed his cards and said: "But there is one thing that needs to be explained in advance. Although there are a lot of cans here--but I didn't greed for a single can, and I didn't dare to move a single can. I was afraid of bad influence. The collected cans It's all here... Ah yes, there are still under the quilt."

Lei Xiaohu took two quick steps forward, grabbed Chen An's quilt and lifted it vigorously. Sure enough, there was also a pile of canned food hidden under the wooden planks below. Now he didn't know what to say.

"Chen An, didn't you say that no one should be allowed in, that no one should be allowed to see this tent?"

Pava looked at Chen An with a strange expression: "Why did you suddenly break the rules you set yourself?"

"Because there is no need to continue to abide by this rule."

Chen An pointed to Li Weisi and said to Pava: "Soon this uncle will arrive at the opposite side 500 meters away and call for help. If it is not expected, all of us will be able to go back today. The sense of security was completely replaced by the sense of security that this uncle brought you home today—so let alone the rules, even this religion doesn’t need to continue to exist.”

Of course, there are still some things that must be done before everyone leaves.

Chen An looked at Lei Xiaohu who was looking down and out, thinking deeply.

He fabricated the existence of the crab god because he had to do it for the stability of the two hundred cubs on the island, so he used the convenient tool of religion,

However, even he did not expect at all that after more than ten hours of implementing the system he established, this small group would split into the returnists and the Adventists, and even launched a religious war over the ownership of a stone statue. The dark game even inadvertently involved completely irrelevant outsiders.

The bloody facts made Chen An understand that he had underestimated the influence of religion on these elementary school students, but fortunately, it was only two days later, and there was still room for redemption.

Siding, Chen An turned to Pava and said: "Go and call those elementary school students to see the collection of our tent, and tell them the truth about the food bestowed by the crab god. For us who are about to return to family and school , this fictional religion has lost all its useful value, Lei Xiaohu, what do you think?"

"..."

After a fierce mental struggle, Lei Xiaohu sighed, and realized that the god he wanted to use was actually a fiction made by others.

"Outside, let me release the person!"

After Lei Xiaohu howled outside the tent, he sat on the ground with his knees hugged in silence.

At this moment, Chen An, who was busy calling the elementary school students to come over to break the feudal superstition, didn't know what to do with him for the time being, so he could only leave the tent first.

Outside the tent, Li Weisi looked at his wife who was still in shock after being let go, and could only show a dumbfounding expression. Although at first glance, the two of them seemed to be in a terrible crisis, but when you think about it carefully, this is just a joke. ?

However, these kids obviously didn't think they were playing games...

Li Weisi stared at the tent unconsciously, and after a long while, he showed a hesitant expression to Chen An.

"what happened?"

"This one……"

Li Weisi said hesitantly: "Can I go into the tent to enlighten him? Although I don't know what happened, it is obvious that he is very resistant to going back to the outside world with everyone. I want to try to see if I can rely on One's own ability to channel this resistance."

"Uncle, you are really caring."

Chen An moved away in a strange tone and said, "Please go ahead, it's just that that guy is not so stubborn. We have fought with him for countless rounds, and he still looks stubborn, but ——Children actually yearn for this adult's approval from the bottom of their hearts, if it's you, maybe..."

Li Weisi nodded, comforted his wife, and strode into the tent, while Chen An and Pava also acted separately, one went to find elementary school students to take them to break the feudal superstition, and the other went to La La Ready to build the raft for departure.

In this way, everything on the island is developing in a good direction.

When the elementary school students were struggling to send the bamboo rafts they had made to the shore of the lake, Li Weisi also smiled and took Lei Xiaohu, who was in a much more cheerful mood, out of the tent.

Autumn Outing——This is a parade to let elementary school students leave the classroom and go outdoors to get close to nature. The adults sincerely hope that these children can gain something from the contact with nature.

Li Weisi didn't know whether this group of primary school students had gained anything, anyway, he gained a lot from this autumn outing that had nothing to do with him.

Originally, because of his prejudice against children, he did not want to have children and had conflicts with his wife, but the encounter with Chen An and Pava greatly increased his affection for the children, and those conflicts were easily resolved.

Although there are children like Lei Xiaohu who are not very friendly, but after his proper enlightenment, Lei Xiaohu also let go of the ultimate insult. This also shows that children can listen to adults and correct their shortcomings .

Children are indeed the most beautiful existence in this world.

Standing on the bamboo raft, after waving vigorously to the elementary school students who were seeing them off by the lake bank, Li Weisi held his wife's hand, looked at his wife's beautiful face and said softly, "Qiu, I have something good to tell you."

"Well, husband, I also have a good thing to tell you."

The wife also looked at her husband happily from the bottom of her heart. She firmly believed that what she wanted to say must be better than what her husband said!

"Uh... what a coincidence."

Li Weisi scratched his head, then smiled and said to his wife: "Then let's talk together, 123..."

"After we go back, let's go to the supermarket to buy baby products together!"

"After I go back, I'll accompany you to the hospital for a ligation operation! I've had enough of these kids!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Eh?!!!!"

The bewildered couple, with the same contradictions as when they came, sailed into the distance.

Chapter 190 Aotian who deliberately didn't do his homework

The autumn outing is over. Although Li Weisi and his wife have experienced earth-shaking changes in their inner thoughts after the trip to the deserted island, unfortunately, there is still no sign of any change in the contradictions on the surface.

However, these subsequent talks had nothing to do with Chen An and the others. Not long after Li Weisi left, several boats arrived on the island and took the elementary school students away from the island in batches.

Chen An originally thought that everyone would go home happily, but many people headed by Lei Xiaohu showed nostalgia for the deserted island. It can be seen that there is no free time for adults, and some children who are suffering from domination The cub is reluctant to part with it.

It's just that this has nothing to do with him. After leaving the deserted island, he went home immediately, gave his panicked mother a hug that almost passed away, and then returned to his usual daily life.

Talking and laughing with Dilumon and Lilithmon, cooking under the protest of mother's dissatisfaction, sitting on the sofa and commenting on soap operas, and finally brushing your face to sleep and get up for school.

The autumn outing didn't change anything. He returned to his home and school as usual. Occasionally, he and his good friends gathered in the arcade world for a meeting. It only caused a few ripples in this peaceful daily life, and it couldn't change it. what.

In this way, a few days later, the four-year class of North Primary School;

As the preparatory bell rang throughout the school, Chen An ended the conversation with Lala Luli, and returned to his desk, pressing the mechanical pencil in boredom. Returning to his seat, he waited seriously for the teacher's arrival, and the whole classroom fell into a silence that could hear the sound of a needle falling.

Remember this class is English class?

Chen An glanced at the schedule posted on the La La pencil box, put away the math textbook on the table and took out the English textbook, everything was ready, and he waited for the English teacher to enter the classroom, and then the monitor yelled and stood up , he tried to use his mouth to perfunctory, but...

silence……

silence……

send……

'Aba ah la wow duangduang crackling'

A lot of noisy voices erupted in the classroom of Class 1 of four years. Chen An, who was sitting in the back row, watched thoughtfully. The change in movement gave him a new understanding of the adjective 'quiet as a virgin and moving as a crazy rabbit'.

In front of him, the fat man took out a ruler left over from math class, pressed one end of the ruler, and pushed the other end out of the desk, then bent it and released it, the ruler made a rapid snapping sound, as if feeling bad For something, he tore off a corner of the homework book, crumpled it into a ball of paper, put it on the other end of the ruler, made a suggested trebuchet and began to play pranks on others;

The thin man blocked his mouth and nose with the water cup and inhaled forcefully, and fixed the cup on his face with suction, the whole person looked very funny;

Luli on his right took out a pencil sharpener and sharpened the pencil slowly and intently, as if the long pencil sawdust would kill her if it broke, even if the pencil had already been sharpened, she continued to sharpen it, as if Curious how long the connected sawdust can extend;

Even his deskmate, Lala, did not give in. His little hand stretched out to the switch connected to the electric fan, trying to make the button hover between on and off. It seems that he still misses the coolness that dominated the class in summer. Feeling, but soon she became bored with this matter, and began to play with her pencil case, as if thinking about what modification she could make to the pencil case.

"Cough cough..."

There was a cough that no one cared about.

"Cough cough cough cough!"

A cough that sounded very contrived sounded from outside the classroom door, and the cubs who were frantically making small movements when the teacher didn't come shuddered, stopped the small movements in their hands, and put away all kinds of small props in a panic , and then put on a posture that nothing happened and looked at the blackboard seriously.

It took only a few seconds for the entire classroom to change from the original vegetable market to the smell of needles falling. The primary school students who pretended to be looking at the blackboard looked at the gloomy English teacher outside the door with a guilty conscience, and were glared at by the other party. They all lowered their heads one by one, only Chen An looked at him indifferently.