Long Aotian, who is in the third grade of primary school

Hearing this, the children put down their weapons one after another and planned to turn around and leave. Seeing this, Li Weisi subconsciously shouted: "Wait a minute, big brothers, wait a moment!"

"Huh? Is there anything else?"

Lei Xiaohu looked at Li Weisi vigilantly, and put his right finger directly on the trigger.

"I want to ask, how did you come to this island? Is there a way to go home?"

Li Weisi said with an apologetic smile: "I have to go to work tomorrow, so I can't delay it."

"You have to go to work tomorrow, shut us children up... um... wait."

Lei Xiaohu, who just wanted to reject Li Weisi, pondered for a while, then looked at the adult in front of him thoughtfully and said, "I do have a way to help you leave this island, but on the contrary, you have to join us and help We will do a big thing, and let you leave this island after completing the mission."

"Let me join you?"

Lee Weiss said blankly: "Speaking of which... what on earth are you kids doing on this undeveloped island? Camping in the wild?"

"Can't you see? We're here at war for what we believe in!"

Lei Xiaohu's natural tone made Li Weisi feel a sense of absurdity rising from his chest: "What do you guys all believe in?"

"What an ignorant adult."

Lei Xiaohu looked at Li Weisi with contempt, and then said reverently: "Haven't you even heard of the prestige of our god 'Great Crab'?"

"Great evil god?"

"It's the crab god!"

Dissatisfied with correcting the outsider's pronunciation, Lei Xiaohu pointed to the north of the island.

"In short, if you want to leave this island, you must listen to us. Go straight from here and you will see a [-]th parallel. You have to cross the [-]th parallel to beat up the group of 'returnist' elementary school students in the north. Help us The 'Advent faction' won the second religious war! In this way, we will pray to the crab god to let you return to the civilized world, otherwise... you will just wait to die of old age on this deserted island! "

Chapter 186 Adventists and Regressionists A Long Time Ago

Lee Weiss found himself making a huge mistake.

He actually used a very serious attitude to listen to the fat primary school student in front of him talking seriously about regressives, adventists, and crab gods. These words have no logical rules, no scientific basis, and are full of chaotic words that are unique to feudal superstition. Let Lee Weiss feel that one head is even bigger than two.

"So, who can start from the beginning and tell me in detail what happened on this island before this, so that there are such a group of spiritual children like you? Where are the parents who should have followed you closely?" Where are you going?"

Facing the elementary school student holding a gun in front of him, Lee Weiss asked weakly.

"what do you mean……"

Lei Xiaohu looked at Li Weisi with weird eyes, and said in surprise, "You want to know about prehistoric stories? Or stories about ancient times? That's a story from a long, long, long time ago."

Li Weisi nodded again and again: "I just want to know what happened a long time ago, so that you became what you are now."

After hesitating for a while, Lei Xiaohu nodded and said: "Anyway, there is nothing to hide, it's okay to tell you these things, but you must promise us to leave immediately after listening to the story to get the statue of the crab god Come back! We Adventists have been waiting for this opportunity for a long time, and we are getting impatient."

"Well, I promise you."

Li Weisi nodded again and again: "As long as I can go to work on time tomorrow, I am willing to do anything."

"It's really a long story about what happened to us before, so let me organize the words and make it short."

Lei Xiaohu looked at Li Weisi with an extra sigh, and then sat cross-legged in front of him, talking about those ancient memories in an ethereal tone.

"A long, long time ago, we didn't live on a free island. In fact, these people lived under the 'tyranny' of their parents! They were cruelly deprived of their freedom by those adults!"

"For example, they don't allow us to stay home before five o'clock in the afternoon! Even if there is our favorite martial arts game after nine o'clock, they still don't allow us to stay up after nine o'clock in the evening! What's more cruel is to urge us to sleep They are the ones who tell us not to lie down and get up and study hard!"

Lei Xiaohu gritted his teeth and said: "Parents not only impose strict restrictions on us in terms of time, but also in terms of food, we are not allowed to refuse to eat those extremely unpalatable things, such as Houttuynia cordata and coriander , and celery! If we push away angrily, we will be lectured instead."

"Forehead……"

Li Weisi looked at the grief-stricken Lei Xiaohu hesitantly, but finally chose to shut up and hold down his wife who wanted to say something. The two continued to concentrate on listening to the cub in front of him to his parents. Complaining, and looking at elementary school students who have Qi Qiran behind Lei Xiaohu, is Lei Xiaohu saying it is still a common phenomenon?

"It's fine if we don't control our time, and we don't control what we want to eat! Even! Even! They don't allow us to use our spare time after school to play our favorite arcade games! They also said to go Dirty places like arcades, sooner or later we will get dirty too."

Lei Xiaohu clenched his fists, and his tone was full of indignation: "Is the arcade hall a dirty place, can we not know? But those game coins are only sold for [-] cents each, the owner of the arcade hall didn't make any money at all, who the hell When the kids at home don’t want to play games?”

"Forehead……"

"But the parents don't care about our desires at all! They just blindly use their unlimited rights to maintain the continuation of tyranny!"

Speaking of which, Lei Xiaohu touched his PP, and said with a painful face: "In order to help the Good Friends League save the arcade world, my PP paid a terrible price, and now I am still in pain! All this is because of my parents. Tyranny is here! So from that moment on, I made up my mind to overthrow these tyranny, for freedom!"

"for freedom!"

The children behind Lei Xiaohu shouted in succession

"But the children."

Qiu couldn't help persuading, "Your parents are all for...uh..."

While covering his wife's mouth, Li Weisi said helplessly, "So does all of this have anything to do with that crab god? How did this ordinary family dispute develop to involve a god?"

"Of course it's related!"

Lei Xiaohu said seriously: "A long time ago, we elementary school students were stranded on this deserted island due to some accidents. When everyone was at a loss and didn't know what to do, a primary school student named Chen An found Under the leadership of the crab god sleeping on this island, we learned to get water and food by praying to the crab god. differences of belief."

"Chen An's group believes that under the protection of the crab god, they should do everything possible to return to the civilized world shrouded in the tyranny of their parents."

Lei Xiaohu pointed at the coastal city that was only 500 meters away from the deserted island, and then said through gritted teeth: "You say it's ridiculous, obviously we already have the omnipotent divine power of the crab god, and they To think of abandoning this divine power and returning to the rule of that tyranny? This is not only stupid, it is stupid!"

As soon as the child opposite heard it, he knew that he was a very sensible and good child...

Hearing this, Lee Weiss couldn't help feeling fond of those children who had never masked their faces.

"We are eager to let the real body of the crab god come to people, and then under the protection of the crab god, we can live a happy life together without going to class every day and playing all day long, but it is obvious that Chen An and the group are not They were unwilling to cooperate with us, so we, who were supposed to be one, split into two groups, one big and one small."

Lei Xiaohu pointed to himself, and then pointed to the north: "A large group is those guys who yearn to return to the world 500 meters away, collectively known as the returnists, and the other group is longing for the evil god, bah! It's the big The Crab God can come to us and bring us infinitely beautiful Advent faction, because of differences in beliefs, we have been fighting on this small island since ancient times..."

"hiss!"

Li Weisi took a breath: "You guys are fighting here? Are you still seeing blood?"

"Heh, it's much more cruel than seeing blood. What we use to decide each other's fate is the dark game."

Speaking of this, Lei Xiaohu's complexion darkened a bit: "Unfortunately, the Six Samurai deck in my hand lost to that guy's Flip Blood Slashing deck, which uses attack restrictions to protect its own monsters, and then doesn't The tactic of stopping and scraping my blood is really despicable and shameless!"

"Well, I should have roughly understood the situation now."

Li Weisi nodded speechlessly and said, "All in all, it's enough to help you bring over the statue of the crab god so that you can win the second religious war, right?"

"Well, you are not mistaken."

Lei Xiaohu nodded and said: "This is a task that only you can complete. Because we lost the Dark Game, we are restricted from crossing the [-]th parallel set by the returnists."

"Then what?"

Qiu said weakly: "Is there some magical power in that so-called [-]th parallel that prevents you from crossing it?"

Lei Xiaohu squinted at Qiu, and said speechlessly after a while: "This is the same as having to wait for the green light to turn on before crossing the road, and having to give up the seat on the car to an elderly person who has no seat. We elementary school students must abide by the rules." I made the rules myself, and the rules are that if I lose the game of darkness, I can’t cross the [-]th line, understand?!”

"Then can the two of us cross over?"

"of course can."

Lei Xiaohu nodded affirmatively: "It's like the promise that the red envelope given by the grown-up will disappear, and the promise to buy a game console if you can get XX points will be void. I can't help but think, my lord Do you have a mysterious superpower that can trample on the rules at will, I hope you can exert this terrifying power and bring us an unprecedented victory for the Advent faction!"

"And after you win, you have to help us go back! It's a deal!"

"Well, it's a deal!"

Seeing that these elementary school students attached great importance to the rules, Li Weisi also stood up with a sigh of relief, his wife Qiu suddenly took his arm, and said in a trembling voice: "Husband, these children who believe in gods and hate adults let us I'm a little scared... can I not go? I think that if you try hard at 500 meters, you might be able to swim through it."

"Qiu, don't be afraid."

Seeing his wife's worried appearance, Li Weisi thought about it and decided not to bring his wife to face another group of even more terrifying elementary school students who could defeat these scary elementary school students.

"You just stay here and wait for my good news, and then... wish me luck! I'll go back as soon as I go!"

Li Weisi said with a heavy tone. Although it was just two groups of children who were fighting, but the other party was talking about strange powers, which still made him feel a little uncertain about what he would encounter next. So in the end I decided to go alone.

Seeing Li Weisi strode northward after appeasing his nervous wife, Lei Xiaohu raised the gun in his hand high to the sky, using slogans to encourage Li Weisi.

"Eliminate the tyranny of the parents! Freedom belongs to elementary school students!"

"Eliminate the tyranny of the parents! Freedom belongs to elementary school students!"

"Eliminate the tyranny of the parents! Freedom belongs to elementary school students!"

The continuous calls spread far away, causing Chen An in the distance to yawn subconsciously, and then rubbed his nose unconsciously.

The weather is getting cooler, that is to say... the winter vacation is not far away?

Chapter 187

With the expectation of taking away the statues of the returnists in exchange for a chance to go home, Lee Weiss tiptoed towards the [-]th parallel in front of him, and approached the statues that already had specific outlines, comforting himself as he walked.

God does not exist!There is no such thing as saying anything!

After using repeated chanting to strengthen his lack of courage, Li Weisi walked towards the statue with a hasty pace with a feeling of uneasiness.

Although Lei Xiaohu told him a lot of heresies about strange powers and gods with a serious expression, and even shouted that he would use the power of the crab god to summon the gods to eliminate the tyranny of the parents and let freedom belong to the elementary school students. It made him have to constantly strengthen his beliefs in order to suppress his uneasiness.

Before, he still thought from the bottom of his heart how could there be any gods on this small island!Those children should have encountered a phenomenon that their poor knowledge could not explain at all, so they mistakenly thought that it was a disturbance by gods and ghosts, and thus believed that the feudal superstitious gods existed.

It's like the ghosts of the Forbidden City that have been making a lot of noise recently. According to the explanation given by "Approaching Science", those ghosts are actually just normal scientific phenomena caused by thunder in the sky!Well, that's right, there are no strange things in this world!

Although the sources of drinking water and food that supply children living on this deserted island are very suspicious, this level of suspiciousness is far from enough to be evidence of the existence of gods here, maybe there are adults who want to It was put on by these elementary school students, so...

Don't be afraid, don't be afraid!There is really no need to be afraid!Qiu and the boss are waiting for me to go back!

Li Weisi was sweating coldly, and looked at the so-called crab god statue in front of him very nervously. The courage he had built up with constant emphasis before facing the stone statue suddenly collapsed!And I don't know if it's because of the so-called psychological effect. On the surface, it looks like an ordinary small stone statue, but he saw something different in a trance.

That is a big crab with [-] claws and double giant pincers!The very big one, each of its four pairs of arthropods is like a giant pillar. The North Pacific, South Pacific, North Atlantic, South Atlantic, North Indian Ocean, South Indian Ocean, Arctic Ocean, Southern Ocean, each ocean They were all deeply inserted by his feet, supporting the huge body covering the surface of the atmosphere, and a pair of giant pincers dazzled like the sun and moon in the sky.

The horrible oppressive feeling made Li Weisi forget to breathe, but his brain closed his eyes in horror, chanting like a mantra, hallucination, this must be just an illusion!

When he opened his eyes again, the illusion had dissipated, and there was no giant crab that reached the atmosphere, only a small stone statue.

Li Weisi shook his head to shake off the embarrassing cold sweat, then took a deep breath and crossed the [-]th line, which is difficult for elementary school students, and stretched his hand towards the crab stone statue beside him, at this time……

"Mr. Thief, if I were you, I would definitely stand where I am wisely, and not move that crooked brain that obviously has a master stone statue."

Hearing this playful voice, Li Weisi looked back in surprise, and saw two boys appearing behind him like ghosts, staring closely at himself who wanted to take away the crab stone statue.

"Don't...don't...don't come here! I can teach martial arts in France!"

Although the visitors looked like two primary school students, the strange encounters these days made him feel insecure, and he panicked and assumed the posture of the French "Sawart Fighting Technique", staring at the front as if he was facing a big enemy Two little kids, and then...

In the blink of an eye, it was really just a blink of an eye. The child who had put his hands in his pockets a moment ago, after a blink of an eye, turned into a desert eagle with both hands, loaded it, and then aimed at his head.

It is as fast as the Iai of Japanese Kendo. Is this a skill that elementary school students can learn?With endless complaints, Li Weisi obediently put down his fighting posture in front of this group of fast gun drawing skills.

After all, why do these elementary school students all carry guns!Even if it's just an ordinary toy gun, it still has the power to break glass. Well, really!It's because these brats are so naughty that he has repeatedly rejected his wife's desire, saying that he doesn't want children!

"Um, although your resentful eyes are scary, but your raised hand is really embarrassing..."

Facing the inexplicable uncle in front of him, Chen An blinked in confusion and looked at Li Weisi who had changed from a fighting stance to raising his hands above his head, and then said in a strange tone: "Uncle, could it be that your stance is also a part of French martial arts?" ?"

And Pava who was standing next to Chen An shook his head helplessly and said to Chen An: "Now is not the time to joke, classmate Chen An, put down your gun quickly, you will scare others."

As he said that, he directly pressed Chen An's wrist with his hand, pressed down the muzzle of the gun that was aimed straight at the person, and then bowed his head towards Li Weisi in embarrassment: "Uncle, I'm really sorry, my friend He's just been nervous recently, he really doesn't mean anything malicious."

Chen An shrugged and apologized, then put the Desert Eagle back into the holster.

"Well, I was also at fault first, so you don't need to apologize."

Li Weisi, who never expected that he could get an apology, looked at Pava with fixed eyes, and couldn't help secretly praising the sensible child, even more sensible than his subordinates.

"Uncle, it looks like you are from the outside world, a traveler who accidentally got into trouble."

Chen An looked thoughtfully at Li Weisi's messy clothes and demeanor, then nodded affirmatively and said: "If you are in a hurry to go to work tomorrow, we can find a way to help you build a tree trunk in a few hours. A simple bamboo raft made of weaving;”

"Although the bamboo raft looks very unreliable on the surface, Lala's products must be high-quality products! Take the bamboo raft and float along the wind to the shore which is only [-] meters away from here. There must be no problem."

"Eh? You said you want to give me a bamboo raft?"

Li Weisi looked at Chen An and the nodding Pava in disbelief. Although an adult could see that he was in trouble with his shrunken clothes and awkward posture, the other party was just two elementary school students, and the two A primary school student not only saw his own difficulties, but also willing to help him without saying a word?

Are elementary school students a bit precocious now?Isn't this kind of thinking and thinking only available to mature adults?

"Are you really willing to help Uncle, a stranger like me?"

He reconfirmed incredulously.

"of course."

Pava nodded his head as a matter of course: "Why don't you want to? It's not difficult to help. In fact, I'm worried that I have nowhere to use my strength. Let me help carry the tree trunk!"