Long Aotian, who is in the third grade of primary school

A truck full of fresh flowers was randomly spread in the hall in a very wasteful and extravagant manner. In the center of the hall, there was a gold-thread wood round table and six gold-thread wood chairs.

This is a very luxurious hall. The six members of the Alliance of Good Friends sat on six golden silk wooden chairs one by one, looking at the magnificent hall in front of them in amazement, and couldn't stop their wow wah wow.

The gold used as decorations and the white walls constitute the main tone of the room's noble atmosphere. The silver lighting covers the ceiling, and the ruby ​​windows make the room's vivid and layered sense of color to a higher level.

Chen An doesn't understand architecture, and he doesn't like this kind of study at all. In his opinion, the house only needs to be clean and tidy, and nothing else is required, so the poor knowledge reserve makes it difficult for him to describe One percent of the magnificence here, but even if you don't understand the awesomeness here, anyone can easily see that this luxurious and luxurious hall is definitely a world-class conference hall, dedicated to the world's front. Dozens of rich people also have meeting places for state-level heads of state.

But now it really has to wrong itself, as a meeting place for six elementary school students.

"What do I mean? Is such hospitality really necessary?"

Chen An looked at Kong Ming who was waiting for everyone's orders in an extra speechless manner: "We six elementary school students just came to find a place to discuss whether we will suffer from traumatic stress disorder after the war, not to decide Next, do you want to lead the world to prosperity and strength!"

"Actually, it's perfectly okay to discuss leading the world to prosperity here. The residents of our arcade world welcome the leadership of the saviors."

Zhuge Kongming, who was standing by the side, nodded gently and said: "No matter how you say it, the little saviors are the well-deserved saviors who saved our arcade world from the zombie crisis. I think the time is too tight for this kind of hospitality, and the hospitality is too inappropriate." It's thoughtful."

Chen An supported his forehead, it was obviously a big mistake to let everyone use the player drive to travel to the arcade world for a meeting, because...

"Of course you are not entertaining enough! You look at these things yourself, isn't it reasonable?!"

"Forehead……"

The prime minister silently looked at Chen An who accused everyone of not entertaining him well... Ah, no, he couldn't see Chen An at all!

The majestic and large tables and chairs for adults obviously do not match the pathetic height of elementary school students. From this angle, he can only see a bunch of hair on top of Chen An's head blaming him angrily.

"Ahem, please forgive the little saviors, I am actually hesitating when to speak out about the negligence of those temporary workers."

Kong Ming also shook his head dumbfoundingly and said: "Those temporary workers who are in charge of arranging the council hall believe that they and others were saved by the savior, but they don't believe that the real body of the savior is actually a primary school student, and they don't admit that children can save the world As for this setting, I will ask them to change some smaller tables and chairs, please wait here for a while."

"Forget it, forget it, there is no need to make a big fuss and replace it with a better one."

Chen An shook his head speechlessly and said, "I saw a few small benches over there, let's use those as cushions."

After hesitating for a while, Kong Ming hurriedly ordered six small benches to be brought up. Chen An took the small benches and placed them on top of the big chair and sat down. After some heightening, his head popped out, and he saw the other five People have weird eyes.

"That is a majestic 'adult', how can you talk to an adult like this, Dark Lord?"

Heixia said with anticipation: "Teach us how to talk in such a non-trivial way."

"This is difficult to learn. You have to be proficient in horizontal exercises, especially the defense of the buttocks must be raised, and you have to minor in criminal law, proficient in various anti-domestic violence alarm calls, and proficient in using the law called the Protection of Minors. Weapons strike back."

Chen An shrugged his shoulders and said: "In short, these things are still too early for you children, when you grow up, you will understand that adults who you think are omnipotent are actually nothing special——Okay, Let's get back to the point and talk about the most serious problem to face right now - after forcing myself to eat more than 10 buns filled with steamed buns in [-] minutes, I seem to be suffering from post-traumatic stress handicap."

"Uh, classmate Chen An, what is that?"

Luli blinked in confusion: "Is the situation serious?"

"Emmmm, I don't know what to say..."

After thinking for a while, Chen An nodded affirmatively and said: "Simply speaking, when I see a bag smash, I will be like a frog that has seen a snake, my back is numb, cold sweat is flowing, my whole body is weak and accompanied by slight trembling , and this series of behaviors are subconscious behaviors beyond my control, when I came back to my senses, I had already fallen to the ground, yelling at you in horror! Don't come over!"

"I see! I know what it is."

Hei Xia stood up with bright eyes, looked at Chen An excitedly and said, "Congratulations to you Dark Lord, you have finally become a real superhero in every sense."

"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about."

Chen An looked at Heixia confusedly: "Why am I so happy... Bah, I look like a superhero?"

"It can be said that every superhero has his own 'kryptonite'. Once he touches kryptonite, no matter how powerful that hero is, he will immediately lie down."

Heixia nodded with great certainty and said: "The most iconic thing is that Superman is afraid of kryptonite, and Batman is afraid of alleys, Wonder Woman is afraid of being tied up by men, Green Lantern is afraid of pornographic books, etc. The same thing between you So I’m afraid of being smashed, because the purity of being a superhero has been improved, so I have an Achilles’ heel, just like I have my own Achilles’ heel.”

"Oh, is that so?"

Chen An looked at the very energetic Hei Xia with embarrassment.

"My kryptonite is ketchup."

Heixia spread his hands helplessly and proudly: "I inherited my father's severe allergy to ketchup. To me, ketchup is no different from poisonous poison. If I get a little bit of it, I can only lie down."

"Hearing what you said, I seem to have my own kryptonite..."

Luli said thoughtfully: "My kryptonite is in the cram school. Once I am forced to go to the cram school, I can't lift up my strength. A flame that will blow everything up to the Tianshan Mountains."

After speaking, Luli looked at Tang Yanli, and asked suspiciously, "Speaking of which, what is your kryptonite?"

"..."

After a moment of silence, Tang Yanli blushed and said, "Have you guys forgotten a very important thing, I am the Dr moster of Black Eden! The reason why I appear here is only for the sake of classmate Chen An I have only cooperated with your alliance for a while, and the four of you and I are still sworn enemies after today! How could I be so stupid as to tell you my kryptonite?"

Luli immediately protested, "How can you do this, you are too baby" in dissatisfaction, and Chen An couldn't stop laughing. He knew that the young girl didn't hide it intentionally, but she couldn't say it out loud. That's all.

Tang Yanli's kryptonite, of course, is just her dark history of wanting to summon ancient gods to fight elementary school students because of her lack of sexual knowledge. This girl is obviously fully aware of what a stupid thing she has done, right!We can use this matter as a handle in the future.

While thinking this way, Chen An subconsciously looked at Lala. Could this impeccable young girl also have some dark history?

"cat."

La la said indifferently.

"What do you say?"

Chen An subconsciously rubbed his ears.

"I don't get along with cats, that's fine."

La la doesn't matter.

"Um...but cats are so cute."

Chen An's eyes widened: "Don't you little girls like cute things the most? Could it be because you are a fish..."

"There are all kinds of people on earth, why can't there be an elementary school student who hates cats from the bottom of his heart?"

Lala shook her head speechlessly and said: "And your topic is too far away. The point is not to discuss how to treat your ptsd? It's very troublesome to have such a fatal weakness for no reason."

"Emmm, to be honest, it doesn't seem like a problem at all."

Chen An shrugged his shoulders and said, after all, strictly speaking, he is a sea...summoner, the kind that can summon Tiannv beasts and Lilith beasts to fight. You don't need to deal with others yourself.

"Then what, you seem to have overlooked an important matter, so you plan to end the topic on your own."

At this moment, Pava interrupted troubledly: "My kryptonite, don't you want to know?"

"There can be no such thing."

"How could there be such a thing?"

"That's right."

"Where did you get the kryptonite?"

"Don't make jokes that aren't funny."

Looking at the friends who spoke in unison, Pava shook his head helplessly and said, "I'm not a superman, and I have weaknesses. My kryptonite is the annual autumn outing. I have nothing to do with the activities organized by the school."

"Autumn Outing..."

After Luli was silent for a while, she looked at the neighbor next door blankly: "Student Chen An, what is Qiuyou, why do I feel incredible magic power from these two words, and even my heartbeat speeds up a lot inexplicably. "

"Emmm, although it seems cruel to you to say that, I still have to vaccinate you before you know what an autumn outing is."

Chen Anyu said earnestly: "Our school, Beibei Elementary School - no! Yes! Autumn! Tour! Oh!"

Chapter 173 Human High Quality Autumn Outing

Youshuang is a Monday morning that troubled elementary school students. After the national flag was raised on Monday, the elementary school students who successfully saved the entire arcade world by eating bags, destroying joysticks, and smashing buttons, returned to the world again. In daily life, but...

Chen An glanced at Lala, who was studying hard beside her, and then glanced at Luli, who was obviously out of her mind. This girl seemed to have gone too far, and jumped straight to a future that didn't exist.

Autumn outing...

It was an 'extra-curricular' activity organized by the school during the high autumn season. On the day the activity started, primary school students of a certain age would bring various 'properties' under the care of the teachers. Under the leadership of the teacher and the teacher, they happily crossed the road and the city in groups, and arrived at a certain place in the suburbs to start activities under the guidance of the teacher.

"Student Chen An, that's an autumn outing! I've never heard of such a wonderful vocabulary in the school I attended before, and I feel my heart beating faster just by saying this vocabulary."

The girl clasped her hands together, and there seemed to be little stars twinkling in her eyes: "Student Chen An, is your heart beating faster? Or do you have no yearning for the autumn outing?"

"Do you, a primary school student, think that the so-called autumn tour means that you can go out and play games with everyone outside the school after the school's special permission?"

Chen An looked at Luli who had obviously misunderstood something with a funny face. Her pure thinking logic made Qiuyou think so beautifully that she forgot one thing - but any activity involving adults will recognize children. The 'fun' in the movie caused all kinds of shocks, including being taken by parents to the amusement park.

"Uh... Isn't Qiuyou what I think it is?"

Luli looked at Chen An in a daze: "Student Chen An, listen to 'Autumn Tour and Autumn Tour', isn't this a word for a game?"

"Isn't there no wife in the wife cake? How could the school let you play around casually?"

Chen An said affirmatively: "The 'activities' you are going to do are even less fun. For example, under the orders of the teacher, you elementary school students have to reclaim wasteland, loosen the soil, bury seeds, fertilize, and water... ..."

"Wait!"

Luli stared at Chen An with wide eyes: "What does this have to do with Qiuyou? Isn't that farm work?"

"This is in response to the country's call for fewer children and more trees. Let elementary school students have a negative distance contact with nature by planting trees... Well, although after planting trees, it is true that the teacher can be careless. Under the guardianship, just play a little game, and it must be far from the beauty you imagined."

Chen An rubbed his chin, and said uncertainly: "However, it is somewhat more free than the group of college students who were taken to the electronics factory by the school. Then after listening to what I have said, do you still want to go for an autumn outing?"

"..."

After a moment of silence, Luli nodded vigorously, and said excitedly: "Even if everything is the same as what you said, classmate Chen An, I still want to go for an autumn outing! The chest beating at a frightening speed is also talking, it will definitely Interesting!"

"I don't feel that it means anything."

Chen An looked at Luli, who was in high spirits, with emotion. He knew what made Luli such an elementary school student so excited. It wasn't planting trees, but——the 'immoral pleasure' of running out to play during class.

Although this level of immoral pleasure does not have any attraction for him, but for this group of elementary school students who have to stay in school all day and yearn for complete freedom, the attraction is completely different.

"By the way, classmate Chen An, why is it that only Pava's Dongfang Primary School has autumn outings, and why doesn't our Northern Primary School have any?"

Luli seemed to have thought of this at this time, and her high emotions instantly turned into high fighting spirit, and she clenched her fists in dissatisfaction: "This is too unfair to our elementary school students in the north! I think it is necessary to let the alliance Gather up, attack that bad principal again, and reveal the Qiuyou that belongs to our northern primary school!"

"Emmmm Strictly speaking, although our Northern Primary School does not have autumn outings, we do have similar extracurricular activities, but our extracurricular activities are different from those of Dongfeng Primary School. The autumn outings in our Northern Primary School are more in-depth and connotative. .”

Looking at Lu Li who was listening to the speech humbly, Chen An rubbed his chin and recalled the extracurricular activities held by the Northern Primary School Student Union recently.

"Under the leadership of our teachers, our entire fourth grade will carefully cross the busy road, and then a whole age of elementary school students will occupy the entire movie theater. Like those iron cocks in the past, they are worried that their children will spend money if they have money. At this time, the parents will also "generously" take out five yuan or ten yuan, and the children of the rich people who are especially generous can get 20 yuan in pocket money. Use the money to buy snacks when watching movies."

"What! The principal also has a conscience!"

Luli said excitedly: "Wouldn't our autumn outing while sitting and watching movies be better than Dongfang Elementary School's autumn outing when we were busy planting trees?"

"Emmm, I personally think it's good, but I don't know what you guys think."

Chen An supported her temple with one hand and leaned on the desk to look at Luli. The girl keenly felt a trace of uneasiness from Chen An's gaze...

"Student Chen An, do you mean that movies are not movies, but performances like plays that the elderly like?"

Luli asked worriedly, she didn't like that kind of thump, thump, thump, thump drama,

"The movies are good, but they are all very old movies like [Shangganling] [Five Heroes of Langya Mountain] [Under Taihang Mountain] [Tunnel Warfare]. They are still very serious and serious war movies."

Chen An looked at the puzzled Luli and said with a smile: "The principal thinks that this kind of film can strengthen the patriotic education of elementary school students, but forcing you elementary school students to appreciate movies with such deep connotations is really too much for human cubs. gone."

"Oh... Even if the movie may not be understood, it's okay."

Luli clenched her fists and said, "It's obviously class time, but we're watching a movie openly. No matter whether the movie is good or not, this fact alone is enough to make me happy for a long time."

"I hope you can still laugh when you want to write a review after watching the movie."

Muttering, Chen An turned his head and looked at the deskmate who started to roll up during the time after class: "Student la la, what do you think of our upcoming trip to old movies?"

Lala put down the book, and after serious thinking, she nodded vigorously and said, "Those movies are quite uncomfortable to watch."

"After all, they are all serious war movies. Of course it will be a little uncomfortable to watch."

Chen An looked at Lala in surprise. Before being influenced by him, this young girl should be a super scroll king who can't wait to spend all her time studying and making money. She didn't expect to take the time to look at it seriously. That dull old movie?

"I really like this kind of high-intensity confrontation movie where the enemy is strong and we are weak. While watching it, I think about it differently. If it were me, how could I use the tools at hand to create a lethal environment in the dangerous environment at that time?" Weapons help fight the invaders."

In Chen An's eyes of "it's still you", Lala talked eloquently: "Every time I read it, what I submit is the research and development idea of ​​a new weapon. At that time, the teacher gave zero marks...Chen An, I I feel that the new weapon idea I conceived is already very good, why can't I score? Could the teacher come up with a weapon that is [-]% better than me?"

"Is it possible... I mean possible."

Chen An looked at Lala with embarrassment and said, "It's simply because your thoughts are too dangerous. Hasn't the teacher talked to you?"

"Emmm, it doesn't seem to be there, or maybe the teacher thinks that the new weapon I conceived is not strong enough, so he gave me zero points."

La La persistently proposed another possibility: "For this extracurricular activity of watching movies, I must develop a weapon that can convince the teacher!"

"Although you seem to be looking forward to it, maybe we don't need to go to the cinema this autumn."

Chen An stroked his book and said thoughtfully, a beautiful plan was quickly formed in his brain.