I am Emiya Shiro Kamen Rider ghost

Shirou hurriedly pulled Little Jack away. If he didn't pull him away, he felt that Ilya behind him was about to explode.

"That Jack, why did you come here, why did you call me mom?"

"Because Shirou's mother not only saved Jack, but also avenged Jack's original mother, so Shirou's mother became Jack's new mother!"

What kind of genius logic is this? He is indeed Jack who was purified through physical transcendence, but how did he become a male mother?Didn't you say you don't want male mothers?

"Ahem, that Jack really defeated that Amakusa Shiro Alter is Chigurh—"

"No, you are humble, Mr. Shiro. Without you, how could I have defeated Amakusa Shiro Alter, so in the final analysis, you were the one who defeated Shiro-san."

Shirou looked at Chigurh and felt a stomachache, how could Chigurh be so honest.

Shirou's stomach pain naturally fell into Jack's eyes, and Jack said with a disappointed face:

"Mother Shirou, do you really hate us that much?"

"No, how is this possible? Little Jack is so cute, how could I possibly hate it? It's just that, little Jack, can you stop killing people indiscriminately in the future."

Little Jack is cute, but Shirou has not forgotten the true nature of Little Jack. She is a wraith who gathers countless abandoned babies, and an out-and-out murderer.

And because he is still young, he is still a child mentally. Although children are innocent and straightforward by nature, they also have a cruel side. For Jack, killing people is like a child dismembering a grasshopper. The nature of children is just like the ancient Chinese philosopher Xunzi said that human nature is inherently evil.

"Well, although I don't know why my mother asked for it like this, but as long as my mother says anything, Jack will agree, as long as Shirou's mother doesn't abandon us."

Little Jack tilted his head innocently and said that with such an appearance, it would be difficult for everyone to connect her with the notorious Jack the Ripper.

Such a cute little girl will say yes to anything, Shirou feels his heart beating violently, and he has mixed feelings in his heart. If he is some kind of little butter hero, the fbi is probably knocking on the door by now!

Shirou looked at the little Jack in front of him again and again, swallowed his saliva and said:

"You will promise me anything?"

"Well, I will print whatever mom says."

Almost instantly, everyone in Chaldea turned their attention to Shirou, and Illya couldn't believe it. Could it be that his Oni-chan is really going to turn into a buttery hero who is not as good as a beast?

"Oni sauce-"

"Then Jack, listen to me for a while and ask Chaldea's uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters to change into a suitable set of clothes. Although you think your suit is very suitable for fighting, children should look like children. With so little cloth, it won’t be good if you catch a cold. As a Servant, the possibility of catching a cold may not be great, but what if it happens, and you will be targeted by some strange people, blah blah blah..."

The more Shirou talked, the more addicted he became. In fact, he wanted to complain about Jack’s bikini-style clothing before. A, in case of a mistake and being caught, then the r18+ will be properly deployed, and the children should follow the cute route, and the sexy is the big sister's business.

Illya, who was behind, watched Shirou's non-stop preaching, covered her face and said:

"Oops, O'Neill has started his long-lost mother form."

The corner of Zhidu's mouth next to him twitched slightly, with such an expression on his face.

"It seems that Shirou in that world has the attributes of an old lady."

"Father, it seems that the master is even better at preaching than Uncle Kai. If you take the master as your concubine in the future, you will probably be much better than Guinevere!"

Artoria gave Mordred a cold look, "Modred, are you missing the lonely spear? Double training tonight!"

"No! Father, I was wrong—"

After several days of training and training, Mordred didn't dare to put his nose on his face like he was summoned just now.

Although her Noble Phantasm restrained King Arthur, she still couldn't beat her father, and this King Arthur often used the excuse of making her feel his father's love to train her.

Every time she beats her to exhaustion, she turns back into a child. After becoming a child, she hates herself as an adult very much. Mordred, who is also an adult, also hates herself as a child. It made Mordred wonder if he had a split personality, but the only thing they agreed on was that they didn't want to become each other.

After Shirou preached for a while, Matou Shinji on the side finally couldn't help interrupting Shirou's preaching mode. After all, there was Fujimaru Tachika summoning followers behind him.

This time Shirou took a deep breath, and he started summoning again, but this time he learned to be smart, and simply took out the soul eye of the Heroic Guard Palace to start the designated summoning, after all, he couldn't be the only chef in Chaldea.

Then after the golden light flashed, Shirou successfully summoned the Heroic Emiya without any surprise. Originally, the Heroic Emiya planned to introduce himself, but frowned slightly when he saw Shirou.

"It was actually summoned by you?"

"Why, aren't you happy?"

"It's nothing, it's just a bit of a surprise, since you're not that idiot who is obsessed with justice, I don't need to care about anything, and...and..."

"And what?"

"It's nothing, Archer Heroic Spirit Emiya, you can use me anyway, but you probably won't need it."

"How could it not be used, how could it not be used when I specially summoned you."

Shirou's smile made Heroic Emiya shudder.

"I've been wanting to ask that for a while, what is the relationship between you and Mr. Shiro, Mr. Heroic Emiya?"

"My relationship with him is like that between you and the Servant Chigurh next to you!"

"Is it so amazing? Wei Gong-jun, are your whole family heroic spirits?"

Roman said with great interest.

"The whole family, it shouldn't be possible! My parents are just ordinary magicians, and it is still impossible to become heroic spirits."

Shirou looked up to summon again, this time Shirou started praying for a big white follower to prove he wasn't a lolicon.

"Please don't want loli this time, don't want loli, ahem, you are under me—"

But this time, before he finished chanting the spell, the magic circle directly emitted a golden light.

"No way! I obviously haven't finished reciting the spell yet!"

Shirou swallowed his saliva, suddenly he felt that an extremely terrifying existence was about to come, Shirou swallowed his saliva the moment he saw the white figure in the golden light.

"Cheek, caster Irisviel is here!"

"mom!"

For a moment, Shirou, Illya, and Shitouchi shouted in unison.

"It turns out that Shirou Illya and you are all here, and Shirou who is tanned in the future is also here. This is really fun."

"No, mother, you have become a heroic spirit!"

"Cough cough, don't forget the special identity of mother. Mom, I am the terminal of the Holy Grail, a collection of Irisviel from countless worlds!"

A collection of Irisviels from countless worlds, what a terrifying ride!For a moment, Shirou and Illya remembered the fear of being dominated by Irisviel.

Shidunai on the side watched Shirou and Illya's reaction in confusion.

"Mum, isn't it a good thing that she came here? It's better than that man!"

"Hey? Haven't you been pranked by your mother? Even Xiao Hei is afraid of this mother!"

Regarding the children of the Emiya family, except for Miyu who is both good at character and learning, the rest of Shirou, Illya and Chloe have all been teased by Irisviel more or less.

"...?"

"Mr. Wei, your whole family is really heroic spirits!"

Shirou clutched his stomach. In fact, he would prefer his mother to lie at home for the elderly, and this Ellie mother is super doubled. For a while, he wanted to run away with a bucket and leave Chaldea as soon as possible.

"Okay, Shirou, hurry up and continue summoning, he should be able to come too!"

"He? Mom, the person you're talking about is—"

Shirou recited the spell summoning again, and then one by one had bandages on their faces, a dagger in their right hand and a holster around their left waist.

"Dirty work again? It doesn't matter, Assassin Hero Emiya."

"Father, why are you here?????"

Although he couldn't see his face clearly, but with the familiar figure and voice, Shirou could naturally recognize that this was his father. If the voice was not his father, it could be some old devil who likes to fry fish.

"?"

Hero Emiya frowned slightly under the Assassin bandage mask. When he saw Shirou and the two white-haired little girls behind him, for some reason, as long as he stayed by their side, he would have mixed feelings.

But even so he still said:

"Sorry, master, I don't know you. I have always been alone and never left any children. You probably have the wrong person."

"Sure enough, he is an irresponsible man. He pretended not to know him with a bandage on his face. What a complete bastard!"

Seeing that this man had completely wiped himself out, Shidunai's anger was directly ignited in the depths of his heart.

"That's fine, I don't want to know you Emiya Kiritsugu yet!"

At this time, the rest of the people in Chaldea were no longer surprised. After all, it had happened so many times, but another thing was burning in their hearts - the soul of gossip.

Everyone just got on the small bench and popcorn to watch the show.

"How do you know my real name?"

"It's up to you! Anyway, do I have anything to do with you, a bastard who doesn't keep his promise."

"How can you scold Dad, he may be the same as the dark-skinned Oni sauce over there!"

Hearing another "self" scold Kiritsugu, Illya couldn't help it, and spoke out to defend Heroic Emiya Assassin.

"So what. In my eyes, he is still that dishonest bastard. If you haven't experienced so much, don't speak casually."

Although Heishi Emiya Assassin didn't know Shidauchi, he felt heartache when he heard Shidaui's words.

"I don't know why, but you must apologize to Emiya Assassin."

"I just don't apologize, what's the matter? Why do you still want to do it?"

"Although I don't want to do it, don't force me!"

As Illya spoke, she took out seven class cards, which were one of her treasures, through which she could become any class.

"Oh? Interesting, I want to see how good you are, an innocent elementary school student!"

Shidu smiled slightly, she thought that with the power of three goddesses, it was impossible for her to be inferior to herself as a primary school student.

Seeing the scene in front of him, Shirou's head was going to grow bigger. Seeing that the two Illyas were about to act complacently, he wanted to persuade him, but Irisviel took the lead.

Chapter 133: Emiya Family's Wonderful Food Chain

The last two Illyas didn't fight but before they did, Irisviel pulled out two silver silk threads and tied the two Illyas together.

One of the two Illyas has the Great Eye sleeping in her body, and the other Illya has the power of the three goddesses stitched into her body. It is very simple for them to break free from Irisviel's silver thread, but it is just like Shirou once faced Emiya Kiritsugu's seven wolves, not daring to resist at all.

"Mom, what are you going to do?"

For Shidunai, it was the first time she was tied up by Irisviel. In her memory, Irisviel has always been a very gentle mother, except when driving.

But Mo Yi suddenly remembered the memory of being hanged and beaten by Iris Ferrer when he and Chloe were arguing.

"Mom, you wouldn't hit us with your fist!"

"What nonsense are you talking mama she's so gentle how could she beat us-"

"No, in the face of naughty children who want to fight, you must strike hard! Otherwise, the consequences for the two of you will be very serious. If you don't beat you up, you won't remember it."

Irisviel said with a smile on her face, but it made everyone present feel terrified.

"Hey?"

It was the first time that Shidouchi found that her mother seemed to have the same bad taste as her. When she saw Shirou for the first time, she had a smile on her face and wanted to kill Shirou. , Maybe this kind of personality was inherited from Irisviel, Shitouchi finally understood Shirou's mood at that time.

Seeing Shidunai's current appearance, Yingling Weigong Archer always felt secretly happy for some reason. He had never seen his nominal adoptive mother before his death, but now his eyes were wide open. Finally, someone can cure him. sister.

And Illya immediately asked Shirou for help with tears in her eyes, so Irisviel turned her gaze to Shirou and said with a smile on her face:

"Oh? Shirou, are you going to help your dear sister and sister?"

Irisviel's smile made Shirou's hairs stand on end. Seeing Irisviel's appearance, he was afraid that the other party would make a triple kill in one move. Facing the biggest shady and ruler of the Emiya family, Shirou gritted his teeth and made his own decision. After all, no one has died in life since ancient times, so he said:

"Mom, I think you did—"

"Am I doing something wrong?"

The smile on Irisviel's face became thicker, and Shirou told himself that if he went on like this, his fate would be even worse than the two Illyas.

"Of course you did the right thing!"

Shirou chose Congxin at the last moment, but at the same time he also said euphemistically:

"But Mom, look at so many people around, it's not good, besides, Dad hasn't spoken yet, right Dad."

Shirou immediately went to Emiya Kiritsugu's side. Although Irisviel was the top predator in Emiya's house, there was still someone who restrained her, and that was Emiya Kiritsugu.

In fact, the power relationship of the Emiya family is like rock-paper-scissors. Mother Eri seems to suppress everything, but is restrained by Father Kiritsugu, and Father Kiritsugu's weakness is Illya, and Sera Rizzi As Illya's proxy guardian, humans naturally restrain Illya, but they are still dominated by Illya.

Generally speaking, the Emiya family is an orderly food chain. Why do you ask him where Shirou Emiya is? Of course, he is at the bottom of the food chain. He can only be restrained, not others. This is a sad story.