Bow down to the women's clothing boss

"Dancing in cat ear lace maid outfit!"

The water friends seemed very excited at this moment. After all, there was a 5-minute delay in the live broadcast of the game before, and everyone couldn't moles Xiao Xi well.

"There's no space here, so I can't jump out." Lin Xi said as he turned sideways and removed the chair to show the water friends the neatly made bed.

"Wow! If you have space, you can dance!" The water friends were suddenly moved by Xiao Xi who is so talkative.

"You can do a special dance on the bed!" Someone was still encouraging.

Lin Xi suggested, "Why don't I sing for you."

"Yeah!"

"awesome!"

"Little pigeons are ready to record!"

It's a pity that I can't see the beautiful Xiaoxi dancing, but it doesn't hurt to hear Xiaoxi's singing. With Xiaoxi's ethereal and beautiful voice, even if she sings out of tune, she can still fascinate everyone.

"Let's sing "Mud Doll" then." Lin Xi said and started the accompaniment, and some weird music gradually sounded in the live broadcast room.

"What song is that?"

It's not the popular "Prestige xx" or "Tiger Vision xx", the water friends are also surprised.

"Wait! That's it!?"

Some water friends have faintly felt that something is not good. This tune can be said to be a very curious nursery rhyme. It can be said to be a shadow of childhood. As a nursery rhyme, the creepy melody can scare children to cry!

"Mud doll~, mud doll~, a mud doll."

It is still the melodious ethereal and melodious voice, accompanied by the cold and sad accompaniment, gently singing this childhood nightmare of many people.

The singing voice is absolutely comparable to the sound of nature, but it is like the whisper of the devil. After a few beats, people can't help but be deeply intoxicated, but it makes people feel like they are in an ice cave. There is a scalp-numbing despair hidden in the elegant and beautiful singing with bitterness.

For a moment, the live broadcast room, which was scrolling out the bullet screen all the time, stopped temporarily.

At this moment, all the water friends were immersed in Lin Xi's meticulously woven grief, and had no intention of sending barrage at all.

"...I will be her mother~, I will be her father~, and I will always love her~."

After singing the last syllable, only the weird accompaniment gradually became softer until it disappeared completely.

"..."

"."

"!"

At this time, only such meaningless bullet screens drifted across the live broadcast room from time to time. The mood of the water friends was very low, and they would not be able to recover for a while.

"How about it? I'm not bad at singing." Lin Xi smiled and asked the water friends for credit.

The water friend, who was about to drown in grief, was in no mood to post barrage replies.

Lin Xi hesitated for a while, and asked after a while, "How about I sing another song?"

"do not!!!"

"My wife is about to receive her supernatural powers!"

"I... heard crying."

When the water friends heard that there was actually another song, they immediately panicked, and they all reacted and quickly sent bullet screens in an attempt to stop Xiaoxi, who was eager to try.

It wasn't that Xiao Xi sang badly, but that Xiao Xi sang really well, singing an even more desperate and suffocating version of this already scary nursery rhyme.

The anchors of other people's homes all sing so badly that they make people want to cry.

The anchor of his own home sang so well that it made people want to cry.

The water friends weighed it in their hearts, and found that the hard-to-hear version that makes people want to cry seems to be more acceptable. At least, it won't be lingering in the hearts of the water friends until the song is over. shadows.

"It's just a made-up story, and the exaggerated feelings are just intentional. Don't be too sad." Lin Xi reckoned that his behavior seemed a little too much, and reluctantly persuaded the water friends.

"Hey! I don't listen, I don't listen!"

"Xiao Xi has to show her breasts (meow) and apologize!"

In just two sentences, the sinister intentions of the little pigeons have been fully exposed.

……

After a long time of friendly interaction between a certain big devil and the little pigeons.

"The next round of opponents has been assigned." Yan He cut back to this channel and came to inform Lin Xi, "The opponent we are about to face is a well-known seafood group."

There is only half an hour left for the final round of competition. The five members of the "Big Devil 887" team have also completed their respective tasks and gathered together on the same yy channel.

"This situation is very serious!" The usually cheerful Young Master Lang's tone was a little dull at this moment.

General Fei Zhai said with a wry smile: "Five top-notch former professional players, and two of them are TI champions. It's really difficult."

Generally, after professional players retire, their strength will decline as soon as they leave the battlefield for a long time. As for how much their skills will decline, it all depends on whether the professional player still has enough enthusiasm for this game after retirement, and whether he still acts as a player. Amateurs play this game.

For the members of a well-known seafood group who have successfully transformed into professional anchors, their dota2 level has not been completely lost. Maybe their skills have declined, maybe they are gradually unable to keep up with the times, maybe any professional team they once looked down upon can easily Kill them.

However, based on the average score of a certain seafood group exceeding 7000, it is enough to prove that these five veterans who have retired for many years are absolutely strong.

What's more, they also have even richer game experience than the players of the current first-tier teams.

"They are already 'former' occupations, so don't worry too much." Quack Gaga is very optimistic.

Yan He thought about it seriously, and said seriously: "I think our chances are pretty good."

"Don't be nervous, I'm here." Lin Xi said in a tentatively reassuring tone.

"Damn ti champion!"

"The pigeon king is fearless!"

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Chapter 76 2% odds (2/[-])

At this time.

"Hello?" Eight Wine Cup's voice suddenly appeared in YY, "Good evening, everyone."

"Boss, good evening." Although Young Master Lang called "Boss", his smiling tone didn't have much respect, more like a joke.

Eight Wine Cup also said with a smile: "Don't, don't, I'm just a small substitute."

"Why, is it because the boss is going to personally supervise the battle this time in front of a strong enemy?" Quack asked curiously.

"Just come up and take a look."

Although Eight Wine Cups joked in front of the seafood group (meow) that they would sell their information, but then again, the five people in the seafood group have been well-known anchors for so long, and the problems that can be exposed on the technical level have already been exposed by countless people. I know, that still needs him to tip off the news.

Bajiubei asked a little embarrassedly: "Can you tell me a little bit, what are your chances of winning against Shanghai Seafood Ball?"

The others didn't answer, and only Xiaoxi could answer the question of eight wine cups. After all, Xiaoxi was the only thigh in the team, and she was a particularly reliable one.

"Fifty percent." Lin Xi said.

"Ah?" It was rare for Xiaoxi to hear such an unassuming statement that there was only a [-]% chance of winning, Bajiubei was very surprised.

After a while.

"Oh~!" Eight Wine Cup suddenly responded again, seeming quite happy.

His Penguin just received a private chat message.

[09:03:18] Xi: Ten percent.

Bajiubei immediately understood, after all, Xiaoxi was broadcasting live, and if she rashly answered such a question, if she said it a little arrogantly, even if the seafood group didn't care, the fans of the seafood group would not do it either.

It's just that Xiaoxi actually said that there is a [-]% chance of winning, which is too much to look down on those retired old burdens.

"Then please be sure to blow them up during the game! I have already gone to the enemy's base camp and uttered harsh words just now." Eight Wine Cups asked righteously.

Although he really didn't say anything excessive, but running over to brag about his team like just now is almost the same as saying harsh words.

It is conceivable that if the "Big Devil 887" team loses, he will probably be ridiculed to death by those old burdens for a long time.

But if the "Big Demon King 887" team wins, then he will be able to stand up and sing, and have a good time in front of the seafood group.

Thinking about it this way, I was a little excited, and even a little impatient.

……

"Report! The opponent's mid laner uttered a bold statement saying that the seafood group is [-]% off!" A barrage spy from the Lobster live broadcast room came to report.

"Damn it!" The upright Lobster just believed it, cursing angrily, "I heard that Boss Eight's team is blowing up now, and that 'Xiao Xi' beat us at [-]% for what he said, brothers? look?"

"Who did you hear that from? Young people these days aren't that crazy." The finless porpoise rationally asked the source first.

"The water friends in my live broadcast room told me." Lobster said swearingly.

"You believe what the water friends say."

More than one person in yy laughed and teased like this, and said the same sentence one after another.

"To be reasonable, I don't think the mid laner on the other side is the kind of person who would say such a thing." Hairy Crab said confidently.

Snapper curiously asked: "Brother Crab, do you understand again?"

"It looks like he doesn't look like such a jumper, you have to believe me, I'm a professional." The hairy crab was talking nonsense.

"Oh~." They echoed in unison.

"I think I'd better check the opponent's intelligence. I heard from the water friends that the opponent's mid laner is so ruthless, and every game he wants to blow up other people's mid laner." Longshen was worried. At the beginning of the game, I was worried, "I'll see if I can target the opponent's mid laner on the bp."

Snapper strongly agrees: "I think this is feasible."

"Don't we have head sauce here?" Wu Lulu asked back.

The finless porpoise, because of its large head, is nicknamed the fat-headed fish by water friends, or head sauce for short.

"Shadow Demon King!" The hairy crab is also full of confidence in the sauce, "I will give you the sauce."

"Others are genius boys." Snapper joked with a smile.

"I'll try to play [-]-[-] online." Although the finless porpoise is full of confidence, he still has to show weakness in words, "The other party is a talented boy. If we play [-]-[-], I think that as a long-retired veteran No shame."

"Fuck!" Lobster suddenly swears, "The mid laner on the opposite side is so scary!"

"What's wrong?"

"what happened?"

The other four asked curiously.

"He used seven different mid laners in the seven rounds of this audition!" Lobster couldn't hide his surprise, "How can I target bans!"

"You pick a hero with good stats to ban." The finless porpoise reminded, "It's best to refer to the later games. The previous rounds of abuse are of no reference value."

"The problem is that he is amazing in every game! How can I play with him!" Lobster's heart was broken at this moment.

……

"The game is about to start, everyone, come on. I'll withdraw first, and I will go to Xiaoxi's live broadcast room to watch you play the game." After chatting for a while, Eight Wine Cups left when the game was still ten minutes away yy.

After a brief communication among the team, they clicked on "Start Game" at [-]:[-].

"What does Xiaoxi want to play this time?" Gagaga is now used to picking a single hero for Xiaoxi first in each round.

This kind of selection idea is inconsistent with the mainstream BP idea. In Dota 2, the second position can be said to be the most important position. If it is often selected first, it is very likely that the opponent will target it and be unable to perform.

However, anyway, no matter whether the opponent is targeted or not, it will not affect Xiaoxi's performance at all. If the opponent wants to forcibly target, he may use some strange heroes to cause flaws in his lineup.

"Windrunner."

Lin Xi deliberately wanted to pay tribute to the long-retired veteran finless porpoise with a handful of the opponent's famous hero. Of course, in "Sage's Time", his consideration was that this would make the show explode.

……

"The one they picked first must be the mid laner! Every game they take the mid laner with one hand." Dragon God said with certainty, "Isn't Windrunner the famous hero of Touchan? What do you want to use to blow him up? ?”

"After all, the dragon god." The hairy crab flattered him at the right time.

"Look at the choice, you get the soy sauce first." The finless porpoise urged.