Bow down to the women's clothing boss

Next to the portal, there is no sign explaining its function, but Dada knows it clearly, as if someone directly engraved this information in his mind.

[Let’s forget it first. ]

Dada shook his head, turned and left.

The world of nothingness fell to the ground like a mirror, and immediately shattered into thousands of tiny pieces.

! !

Dada suddenly woke up.

The body that has been tempered for a long time in the "dream world" tensed subconsciously, and then the chair under him creaked under the weight.

"You know nothing Jon Snow."

At this time, a certain famous line came out of the computer.

Dada pressed Esc on the keyboard to shrink the full-screen player, and glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the screen.

1:05

He looked up and looked around, surveying his room.

That's right, he is still in the real world now, and he didn't go to the "dream world" to "report" on time as before.

"It's been so long since I haven't stayed up all night, I'm really not used to it." He muttered in a low voice, and habitually reached out to pick up the phone on the table.

What should I do?

His eyes stayed on the screensaver of a beautiful anime girl full of dead house atmosphere, and after a while.

Go and see if "Bow to the Big Brother Cuckoo" has been updated today.

Unlock it skillfully, click on "Happy Beta", and find the dusty novel in the bookshelf.

Last updated: last month.

Emmmmm......

"Hey."

He let out a soft, predictable sigh.

Dada shook his head, put the phone back where it was, stood up while supporting the armrest, and walked to the bathroom in a leisurely manner.

Go to the toilet.

"Crench."

It should be that the bearing of the bathroom door is a little rusty, and it makes a toothache sound when it is pushed open, but Dada is almost getting used to the sound.

and many more!

"What kind of broken [beep——] thing is this?" Dada stared wide-eyed at the black mist pouring out of the toilet.

If it were him a year ago, seeing this scene, he would definitely run away without even thinking about it—no, maybe he would be too scared to run.

"Which demon king parasitized my toilet!?" He was still in the mood to complain now.

He doesn't know if there is really a toilet devil, but the energy nature of the black mist in front of him... always gives him a very familiar feeling.

Dada clenched his fists with both hands, and naturally put on a defensive posture.

He thought about it again, reached out and tore off a towel hanging beside him, and easily tore it into two pieces with a "squeak" and wrapped them around his fists.

Anyway, it's a bit of a...

Dada took a small step forward quietly, he was hesitating whether to take the first shot before the opponent was formed.

But... what should I do?Could it be that he just stepped forward and smashed the toilet with a punch?

……

"I'm sorry, my toilet was blown up by me just now, can I borrow your bathroom to use the toilet?"

……

Do not!

Absolutely not!

Fortunately, he didn't have to wait long.

Probably just like the design of many games, the event will be triggered when the "protagonist" enters the scene, and then create a just right illusion.

"A ghost in the foggy forest?" Dada looked at the ghost that came out of the toilet in surprise.

But there is a subtle difference, lingering around it is the same energy as the shadow that "killed" him.

But anyway...

"Here... is reality?" Dada murmured to himself in confusion.

The ghost who had just descended into this world shook his head like a drunk, and then immediately raised his head to focus on the only living person in front of him.

It staggered forward, crossing an insignificant distance in the bathroom, and at the same time, its arm turned into a sharp blade to attack Dada.

"hiss--"

Dada frightenedly raised his hand to block.

"when!"

It didn't have the wet touch he had imagined just now, and indeed the ghost in front of him couldn't see any water stains.

"Huh." Dada breathed a sigh of relief.

As an experienced adventurer in the "Dream World", I have seen many monsters like this, as long as the other party doesn't have a toilet buff, I can say anything.

Perhaps it was the first time he broke into the real world, the ghost was obviously very uncomfortable, and the ability of virtual and real was not as difficult as in the last battle in the "dream world".

In a narrow space, an opponent whose whole body can be transformed into a blade at will is really troublesome.

Dada calmly moved and evaded in a small area, and then took the opportunity to retaliate with a few decisive punches. After a while, the ghost turned into a sandbag for him to ravage.

Under his continuous attacks, the ghost kept changing its shape, as if it would be dissipated at any time.

"boom!"

Dada pressed the ghost's shoulder firmly with his left hand, and clenched his fist with his right hand to directly penetrate the ghost's increasingly unstable body with all his strength.

"hiss--"

Finally, only a faint wail was heard.

The body of the condensed ghost caught by Dada quickly dissolved and dissipated, gasified into a dense black mist, and gradually faded away, leaving no trace of it in the end.

"Gone?"

Dada looked down at the towel wrapped around his fist, and there were only a few brand-new holes left to record the not-so-intense battle just now.

He looked at the toilet again.

There is no other abnormality except that the cover is opened.

Dada frowned.

This……

……

This... should still work, right?

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Chapter 334 Happy Children's Day

Dada sat on the toilet, folded his arms and frowned.

As a well-informed adventurer in the "dream world", this is the first time that he has encountered a monster that should belong to the dream world in reality.

He had never heard of such an outrageous thing as a ghost coming out of the toilet, which meant that it was probably the first time that this happened in his toilet.

The monster just now was very weak.

Even when his strength is greatly reduced after "death" once, he can easily deal with it with bare hands.

But that's not the crux of the matter.

Since a ghost will suddenly emerge from the toilet of his house today, someday in the future, there may be more monsters from the dream world coming out of other people's toilets—of course, no matter whether it is from the toilet or not It doesn't matter if you come out.

For the vast majority of ordinary humans on Earth, such weak monsters are already a deadly threat, not to mention that there are countless more terrifying existences in the dream world.

What if... the monsters in that world could travel between the two worlds at will?

Thinking of this, Dada couldn't help feeling cold.

After becoming an adventurer in the "dream world", the memory erased by the relevant departments gradually became clear, and the wailing of the poor neighbor who was crushed to death by the demons of the other world seemed to be still ringing in his ears.

I'm afraid it will only get worse.

……

"The world needs more heroes."

After finishing washing, Dada put on a cool battle robe—the yellow-orange Pikachu pajamas—and climbed onto his bed in a hurry.

He grabbed a corner of the quilt and pulled it up, covering himself tightly.

The matter is already obvious, all of this must be caused by that shadow, and if you want to solve the source of the matter, you can only go back to the "dream world" to find the answer.

So, the first step he has to do now is: sleep.

Close your eyes.

Clear your mind.

Then--

Can't sleep at all.

Although he has experienced countless high-intensity battles in the "dream world", it is the first time he has KO'd a monster with his bare hands in the real world. You can know that just now from his "thumping" heart. The excitement hasn't completely subsided yet.

All kinds of conjectures and conjectures kept pouring into his head that had just been emptied, as if several doomsday disaster movies with different plots were playing in his mind at the same time.

And the energy far exceeding that of ordinary people also makes it much harder for him to feel tired than ordinary people.

In layman's terms it is.

Can't sleep at all!

You can even get up and go all night.

"Damn!" Dada got up from the bed with a whoosh.

"Let's make up the night, anyway, saving the world is not a short night."

……

Dim room.

The eyelashes of the girl lying quietly on the bed trembled slightly.

After a while.

The girl slowly opened her eyes.

This strange but familiar room was very dark, but it didn't affect Lin Xin's sight at all.

Although she was just an ordinary junior high school girl a few months ago, now, she has a new identity, a well-known and powerful adventurer in the "Dream World" - all this is probably due to the two powerful and Nice and reliable teammate.

Seeing in low light like this is a basic ability for a powerful adventurer.

The layout of the room is very simple and simple, and it is completely incomparable with her girly bedroom.

Every adventurer who just entered the "dream world" will appear in such a "transit station" every night. This may be the safest place in the "dream world". A hideous monster wants to take your life.

Directly opposite the bed is a three-tiered cat climbing frame, the style is not very complicated and gorgeous, it looks like a bargain that can be bought for less than [-] soft sister coins on a certain treasure.

Heimiao was lying on the top platform of the cat climbing frame. In the dark, Lin Xin could barely see that it was a black butt facing her. Heimiao's tail hung down on the edge of the platform, and the end was slightly raised. , looks like an English letter "J".

In the "Dream World", Lin Xin didn't have much contact with adventurers, but at least none of the adventurers she had contact with would bring their own pets bundled with them when they entered the "Dream World".

Her gaze rested only for a moment on these scenes, which she had seen so many times in the past.