Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

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Although the "Seattle Commune" was established, this super stitch monster, which includes anarchists, vegetarians, environmentalists, feminists, various fan groups and even gangs, is far from the "revolutionary regime". It can be said that it is the master of human confusing behavior.

If we say that the establishment of the Soviet Union was the largest social science experiment in human history.

Then, the establishment of the Seattle Commune is the largest performance art performance in American history.

And this year's most popular large-scale reality show in the world.

——From the first day of the establishment of the Seattle Commune, this "revolutionary regime" has basically never had the appearance of a regime.

First of all, Ms. Laura, the nominal female president of the Seattle Commune and the leader of the vegetarian group "Pac-Man", was originally just a cook who was good at making tofu dishes. Later, she became popular because she posted vegetarian cooking videos on the Internet. Experience in managing more than ten people.

——American vegetarians usually like to eat soybeans and soy products, so Americans call them "Pac-Man", "Soy Boys", etc., and because of the high estrogen content in soy products (I don't know whether it is true or not) , so many Americans think that vegetarian men are sissies.

Of course, if the girl is vegetarian, there is nothing to discriminate against, and many people like weak traditional girls.

In short, after this internet celebrity was elected, she neither knew how to organize political power and armed forces, nor did she have such a concept at all. Instead, she regarded it as something similar to a Japanese female singer becoming the "one-day director" of the police station. For the first 24 hours of the commune, she was known only to sit in the mayor's office at Seattle City Hall, wearing a large ribbon, posting selfies and showing off to friends, family and fans.

Chinese-Americans jokingly called this woman the "Queen of Beans" and thought she had a great talent for amusing.

At the same time, Ms. Laura's "Pac-Man" photography team is busy using drones to shoot a bird's-eye-view documentary of "Seattle Commune"-unfortunately, the streets of Seattle are full of garbage and tents at this time. Barricades and graffiti are really unsightly.

So they edited and edited, but they couldn't come up with a satisfactory promotional film, so they had to give up in the end.

By the next morning, impatient commune councilors finally broke into the office and pointed out to Ms. Laura, who was still taking selfies, that she was now the leader of a city-state, not Miss Universe or an Oscar. , just give an acceptance speech.

Now that you are the lord of a city, you should promulgate some decree or political program, right?

As a result, leader Laura, who was awakened from a dream, immediately ordered to organize poetry recitation contests and free open-air movie screenings to enrich the spiritual and cultural life of the people. City owner Laura shared a "tofu feast"...

Regarding this proposal of excessive literary youth, the gang of blind people on the street said that their cultural level is too low to appreciate it, and they still feel comfortable drinking and taking drugs.

If they had to do something artistic, they preferred to do graffiti on the streets - so in just a few days, the streets of Seattle were full of brightly colored, vulgar graffiti, and messy, illogical slogans …At the same time, the statues of great American figures such as Washington, Lincoln, and Columbus who discovered America were also torn down and smashed to show the "revolution" breaking down the old and creating the new...

Because the city's sanitation workers have also stopped working, and it is now the midsummer high temperature season, so in addition to the pungent smell of smoking hemp, the urban area of ​​​​Seattle is also filled with the smell of rotting garbage... plus other things There are many strange smells that people can't describe.

But in the end, some Wenqing still participated in the poetry recitation contest organized by "Queen of Beans" Laura, and selected one, two, and three winners—all black girls, and then they came to the mayor's office to enjoy Laura's cooking The tofu banquet... It's just that these girls have only eaten half of the tofu, and a commune committee member pushed the door in angrily and shouted: Do you still have a tofu banquet?Many people don't even have to eat bread!

——Uh, although the Seattle Commune is now established, more than half of the guys who marched on the streets of Seattle before, especially those activists who dressed up fancy and waved flags on the streets, were outsiders, and they were generally too poor to sleep in tents tramp.

If they were not forced to have nothing by life, they would not devote themselves so hard to street sports.

Next, according to common sense, now that the revolution has won and the commune has been established, then we have to take care of the food and drink of these activists, right?

However, there is no logistics department behind "Queen Bean" Laura.She bit the bullet and searched the city hall, and finally found some compressed biscuits and canned spam from the basement. I don't know if they were left over from the Cold War, and they were distributed temporarily.

Immediately afterwards, Laura, the "Queen of Beans", tweeted online to solicit donations from the society based on her path dependence when she was an Internet celebrity, claiming that the "revolutionary movement in Seattle" was in urgent need of food, and stated that she only wanted to be vegetarian, no meat, and hoped to get artificial meat ( tofu), fruit, oatmeal and soy products…

——Don't blame her for being so picky, even if she becomes a prince, the persona of being a vegetarian can't collapse!

It's just that the matter of fundraising is not urgent after all-it only takes a few seconds to transfer money online, but I don't know how long it will take for the materials to be delivered to Seattle.

Moreover, in order to boost morale, in addition to giving out food, we also have to get some reward money to distribute to everyone, so it is so inspiring!

Therefore, Ms. Laura quickly issued an order in the name of the commune, announcing that a "revolutionary donation" of [-] US dollars would be collected from each store that is still open in Seattle...

Well, while taking money is disgusting, isn't that what revolutions are all about?

Which company does not issue short bonds when there is a revolution?

Because the amount of [-] US dollars is not too large, the merchants in Seattle basically paid it, as if they were bought for zero yuan, or paid protection fees to gangsters.

However, when paying the money, the shop owner also said that although the sponsorship fee of [-] US dollars is acceptable, how many times will your commune charge?

Is it paid on an annual basis?On a monthly basis?By the week?Or by the day?How much do you have to give an accurate number?

If it's true that they have to charge five hundred dollars a day or a week, these small businesses will have to close their doors.

The leader of the Seattle Commune, the "Queen of Beans", Laura, saw these public feedbacks on Twitter and found it very reasonable. She thought that she was playing the banner of progress and human rights, so how could she only know how to exploit merchants?In the end, you have to be self-reliant!

So, as a member of the 500-member committee of the Seattle Commune, Ms. Yukie from Japan was sent to the baseball field in the center of Seattle by Leader Laura. She took several unemployed colleagues from Wizards of the Coast and was ordered to dig Lettuce, lettuce, potatoes and soybeans were planted on the lawn... Fortunately, Ms. Xuee had also grown vegetables in Japan in the past, and there were several enthusiastic farmers who provided guidance through the Internet, so nothing went wrong.

But the question is, it's not the end of the radiation era, how many vegetables can be grown on such a small site as a baseball field?How many people are enough to eat?

Do you think this is Diamond City from the Fallout game?

Moreover, no matter how fast-growing vegetables are planted, it will take several months to harvest... Is there still time?

Well, in fact, Ms. Yukie also knows that these practical issues do not need to be considered at all, because the matter of growing vegetables on the baseball field itself is just like turning off lights and lighting candles in the "Earth 1 Minute" played by environmental lunatics. It is purely behavioral. Art is just a symbol...

In addition, although the "Seattle Commune" was established, this commune does not have the appearance of a government no matter from which point of view.

The official attitude of the United States towards it has always been to roll its eyes, rather than facing a big enemy, so naturally it will not make unnecessary things like information blockade.

Therefore, Seattle's TV, telephone and Internet, etc., have not been cut off by the operator.

When Ms. Xuee, formerly surnamed Akiyama, was growing vegetables on the baseball field, she also learned about what happened in Los Angeles through her mobile phone and TV.

Seeing Megumi Akiyama wearing a shrine maiden costume and talking on the CNN TV program, Ms. Yukie couldn't help being stunned.

——Although she hadn't seen her for many years, she still recognized her own daughter at a glance.

After all, she was a daughter born in October of her pregnancy, and she was brought up to elementary school age. How could she be easily forgotten after spending so many years together day and night?

What's more, Akiyama Megumi's resume and name were not hidden in CNN's supernatural program.

When she saw the mushroom cloud that exploded with spiritual power rising slowly in Los Angeles, she and her companions all dropped their jaws in shock.

"...This is... my Megumi? Since when did she come to America? And... the God of Inari is actually real?!! Still so powerful?

Moreover, there are cat gods and flying noodle gods in this world?This, this world... What happened? "

Holding the token of love given to her by her first husband Akiyama Keitoku around her neck, the gold-encrusted green leaf jade pendant brought to the United States from the Akiyama Shrine in Fukushima Prefecture, looking up at the bloody red moon hanging in the sky, her original name is Akiyama Yuki , I can't help but shatter the three views in my mind, and I am at a loss.

At the same time, before she knew it, a warm current glowing with aura was slowly flowing from the jade pendant to her body...

Chapter 153: When the stars shine

On the other hand, when Ms. Yukie was sent to the Safeco baseball field to grow vegetables, because of the disappearance of the police, the law and order in Seattle was rapidly collapsing.

—In just the first week of the Seattle Commune, there were thousands of robberies in downtown Seattle.

Among the demonstrators who drove away the police and the city government, one of them was not a law-abiding citizen. Since the leader of the commune, "Queen Bean" Laura, couldn't control their food, they ran directly into the city. Shopping for zero yuan in the supermarket, robbing houses and looting food.

We are fighting against power for justice and morality!So what if you donate something to eat?More cigarettes and beer!

When the number of zero-dollar purchases increased, the scope of robbery of these demonstrators was no longer limited to food and drinks, but to take what they saw: high-end bags, new running shoes, mobile phones, computers, perfume jewelry... The clothes are dirty and old, do you have to change them?The camping tent is broken, the gas stove is out of fuel, and the tableware is broken. You have to go to the store to get a new one, right?It would be even better if you could get a caravan.

Also, I've been busy with the revolution recently, and I haven't had sex with women for a long time. Your female shop assistant looks good. Let us take it to comfort you...

The unbearable merchants tweeted and complained, scolding the leader of the Seattle Commune, "Queen Bean" Laura, for taking money and doing nothing.

——We just paid you a "revolutionary donation" of five hundred dollars per household!Why are you still robbing our store?

However, the "Queen of Beans" Laura couldn't restrain the "revolutionary partners" who were running around the city, and she didn't even know how many "comrades in arms" there were in Seattle.Therefore, she can only comfort the merchants in Seattle and say that because everyone is more excited to engage in "just causes" in this "summer of love", I have to ask you to be more considerate, and these petty thefts are yours. "Unplanned Giving" Now!

——This "unplanned donation" was also a famous meme popular during the "Seattle Commune".

About the third day after the establishment of the Seattle Commune, an enthusiastic international friend from Canada who was full of beautiful ideals of a white left utopia responded to the "bean queen" Laura's call for vegetarian donations on the Internet, and drove a pickup truck across the border from Canada to donate to the commune. Bring a cart full of food and bottled water.

Because this person thoughtfully did not load any meat, cheese and butter on the car, but delivered onions, soybeans, artificial meat, apples and soy products in full compliance, so he was received by the "Queen of Beans" at Seattle City Hall Laura's cordial reception, as well as a group photo and video as a souvenir.

After the donation, the Canadian friend did not intend to seek a commune committee position, but was determined to return home with honor.

Sadly, he had just stepped out of Seattle City Hall when he discovered a small problem: his small Toyota pickup had been stolen!

Moreover, it seems that the members of the commune are guarding against themselves!

The angry Canadian donor immediately rushed back to Seattle City Hall, demanding that the commune find a way to get his car back.

But the Seattle Commune's 500-member committee was unenthusiastic about the matter and kicked each other's balls until Laura "Queen Bean" had the cheek to tell him maybe someone who needed the car more than you took it , consider this an unplanned donation.

Others say that in our revolutionary society there is no private property and that your car has been redistributed to revolutionaries.

Of course, there are also those who thank this Canadian international friend for his generosity.

——According to the absurd concept of some white left lunatics & shameless people, in the utopia of the Seattle Commune, someone taking your property without asking yourself is not called stealing, but "in order to make the world more equal and more Beautiful and reasonable behavior"!

So, seeing that there was no hope of getting his car back, this aspiring Canadian international friend had no choice but to walk back with two legs cursing.

However, many international scumbags with no ideals began to swarm to Seattle like flies chasing stinky flies.

— as Seattle descends into virtual anarchy, Pandora's box is instantly opened.

But what flew out of the box was not hope, but disaster.

There is no way. After many unjust social orders are broken, what is released may not be revolution, but more of a carnival of violent elements.

In short, because I heard that it is easy to make a fortune in Seattle, and no one will catch crimes, soon, thieves and gangsters from all over the world are rushing here.There are even gang members from Vancouver who crossed the border from Canada and came to Seattle for zero yuan shopping across the country, which is comparable to the ancient nomads going south to hunt grass valleys.

In addition, when the Seattle police were collectively dismissed by the mayor, they opened up the public prisons and detention centers they managed with a lot of resentment, and released all the prisoners-this is good, the field When the thugs ran to Seattle, there were local leading parties immediately.

In this way, in just a few days, shops, supermarkets, restaurants, ATM machines, gas stations, pharmacies and banks in Seattle were all looted.All of a sudden, the dark side that had been suppressed for a long time by the poor at the bottom was completely released.

With the mayor gone, the police disbanded, and the military nowhere to be found, Seattle's middle-class communities, with nowhere to turn, had to build barricades, dig trenches, pull up barbed wire, build barricades, organize defense teams, and send earth bombs and a rifle for self-defense.

The thugs from all walks of life also began to step up their offensive, disposing of "Molotov cocktail" Molotov cocktails by themselves, and setting fires everywhere to break through the block defenses.

——As a world-renowned country rich in martial arts, the proportion of guns among the American people has always been extremely high.

Not to mention, since the outbreak of the "Corona" epidemic, with the repeated deterioration and final collapse of the epidemic prevention situation in the Americas, the American people's sense of anxiety has become stronger and stronger.The resulting sense of insecurity has caused Americans to flock to gun stores to snap up firearms and ammunition.

Because they all know that once the situation becomes chaotic, the only thing that can protect themselves is the weapon in their hands: guns!

And now, it's time to spray bullets with guns and start killing!

For a while, there were bursts of gunshots in various blocks of Seattle, flames were everywhere, thick smoke billowed, and the sky was dyed red.

Some are setting fire to robbery, some are defending themselves, and some are taking advantage of the chaos to take revenge.

The ragtag thugs had guns, but the middle class had more money, could afford all kinds of firearms, and was better organized.

The result was a stalemate.

There are thugs whose corpses are left unburied on the streets, and various human tragedies broke out after the weakly defended middle-class communities were breached.

Of course, it is more the middle class who see the situation is not good, leave their houses and possessions and drive away, allowing the mob to revel in their own homes.

Ms. Yukie, who was destroying the lawn and planting vegetables at the Safeco baseball field in Seattle, couldn't sit still when she saw the situation, and hurried back to the cabin she rented in a modified jeep, but only saw a piece of fire. The charred ruins of the city, and the Chinese landlady kneeling on the side of the road and howling...

Well, the landlady is lucky if she didn't sieve the bullets!

After picking up some remaining belongings from the ruins, Ms. Yukie drove a few thugs into the air in a daze, and returned to the baseball field.

So far, she has been completely homeless and doesn't know where to go.

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On June 6, not only were there gunshots on the streets of Seattle, but even the city hall was surrounded by flames.

It wasn't until this time that the leader of the Seattle Commune, "Queen Bean" Laura, woke up like a dream, and realized that if the Seattle Commune could not control a military force, it would be very difficult to maintain its own existence, let alone resist the official encirclement and crusade.

So, she hurriedly convened a Seattle Commune meeting to discuss the establishment of the commune's armed forces.

In view of the impact of the epidemic and riots, this Seattle Commune meeting is still held online-and many committee members are not in Seattle at all.

Who has stipulated that the members of the Seattle Commune must come to Seattle to take office?

Even in ancient times, there was a saying of "remote leadership" of official positions, and modern large companies have a global presence, so revolutions can also be globalized!

Because it was an online meeting, even though the whole of Seattle was turned into a battlefield, half of the commune's 500-member committee was present.

At first, out of politically correct considerations, Laura the "Queen of Beans" pinned her hopes on homosexuals, hoping that these guys with rainbow flags could show the bravery of the ancient Greek "Holy Army of Thebes" and carry the Explosion-proof shields and big guns to mow down the mob in the city.

Well, they even have military flags ready-made - the rainbow flag can also be dyed with blood!

However, today’s age is a bit far away from ancient Greece after all. In reality, these guys with rainbow flags are just talkative. If you really want them to go to the streets to fight in the streets, they will immediately wither away and claim that they are very fragile. , Fighting and killing things are not suitable for me and so on.

Next, the environmentalists in the Seattle Commune seem to have lost the courage of the predecessors of the "green terrorists" who drove a motorboat to hit a whaling ship, so they also tried their best to shirk at the meeting, saying that their organization's purpose is to protect the environment , not fighting humans.

Uh, it seems that the practice of thugs setting fire to houses everywhere will not pollute the atmosphere and create smog?

As for those feminist fighters who like to march and protest in only bikini shorts... If they are allowed to quell the chaos, wouldn't it be like sending meat to the door?

Fortunately, at this time, there was a left-wing militia called the "John Brown Club" (John Brown was a pioneer in the emancipation of black slaves in the United States, and his death in battle was one of the fuses of the Civil War), fully armed Driving an armed pickup truck, they came to Seattle from the eastern states to join the commune, wanting to participate in the grand "Salt and Revolution"... Now they have arrived in Tacoma, and they are asking the commune what to do.

"Queen of Beans" Laura was overjoyed when she heard the news, and then remembered that one of her subordinates was destroying the lawn and planting vegetables at the Safeco baseball field in Seattle. In addition, she had stockpiled a lot of supplies there, so she made all the guns and short guns complete for the group. The very sturdy left-wing militiamen are stationed at the baseball field, waiting for their review and rewards in the past. The baseball field is large enough and convenient for parking. At the same time, the field is also a natural fortress, which is convenient for defense.

Of course, "Queen Bean" Laura didn't expect so much, she just wanted to have a beautiful military parade.

On the other hand, the entire Seattle Commune heaved a sigh of relief when they learned that there were soldiers and weapons.

However, it was soon suggested that, according to the more than 200 years of practice in the United States, a military committee should be established to manage the militia.