Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

After what Akiyama Megumi said, Betty suddenly realized that it was a bit outrageous for a pagan to be a godmother.

Although she very much hopes that little Anne can become the goddaughter of Megumi Akiyama, so that she can be blessed by God and stay away from plague and other evil threats.

But... It is really absurd to have a female high school student, especially a priestess of other gods, be Anne's godmother.

So what to do?Is it necessary to convert little Annie to the fox god, cat god or noodle god?

I don't know how the baptism of the fox god is done?Do you want to soak little Anne in wine like the Spartans?

"...In that case, Ms. Hale, I wonder if I have the honor of being godmother to this lovely little girl?"

The hostess of this wealthy party, the wife of the governor of California, Jennifer, suddenly walked over with a glass of red wine and said with a smile.

——Obviously, the governor's wife is very happy to find an opportunity to strengthen the relationship with the superhuman and win over.

Even Betty, a female ghost who doesn't look very powerful, still has many people paying close attention to her.

After all, is there any rich man in this world who is greedy for life and afraid of death, who can completely stop wondering what the afterlife of human beings looks like?

Jennifer is very clear that in the last few days, the movies that Ms. Betty played in supporting roles and extras, as well as commercials, MVs, soap operas, and talk shows are being dug out from the database and studied repeatedly. In order to find a way to deal with the female ghost Betty in the future.

If it weren't for Betty's former partners and friends, they are basically dead now, otherwise I would have come to visit this ghost old friend these days.

In addition, Betty's granddaughter, Ms. Freya, who is now acting as a manager for the "Nuclear Witch", is also an ideal springboard for fulfilling wishes in the eyes of those "superhuman power seekers":

Although Freya now holds the title of assistant to the governor, she may actually be poached at any time—for example, the federal government in Washington may poach her in the name of the central government, and then take advantage of the trend to include all extraordinary people .

The reason why there is no action now is because Washington is currently ruled by the Republican Party, while California is a deep blue state of the Democratic Party.

Under such circumstances, Governor Newsom and his wife both want to strengthen their personal relationship with all supernatural beings.

——So, when she saw that Betty was looking for a godmother for her great-granddaughter Annie, the governor's wife would not let go of this opportunity to win people's hearts, er, ghost hearts, and immediately rushed to recommend herself.

"...Thank you very much for your attention, Mrs. Governor. My little Anne must be honored to be your goddaughter."

Freya was slightly taken aback when she heard the words, but still bowed to the governor's wife to express her gratitude.

——As an ambitious female politician, she is also happy to embrace the thighs of the governor and his wife.

Extraordinary power, although it is very popular nowadays, it is too mysterious after all, which makes her feel that she has no idea!

The ghost grandmother Betty is also very happy about this.

——Due to the short time of being a ghost, coupled with the solidified thinking of the elderly, she has not yet truly realized the significance of extraordinary power to this world.

Therefore, for the governor's wife to be the godmother of her great-granddaughter Anne, the ghost grandmother Betty is simply flattered.

However, after the godmother was finalized, Betty still spoke to Akiyama Megumi, begging the little witch to bless her great-granddaughter Annie, so that this little cutie, worth $19 and with a gift of chocolate, would not be slaughtered by the COVID-[-] virus...

——At the beginning of the global outbreak of the "Corona" epidemic this year, some cold-blooded social Darwinists believed that the plague killed a large number of elderly people with declining working ability, which was tantamount to relieving the society of a huge burden. Burden is conducive to the healthy development of the economy.

Young people are healthy and strong, with strong resistance, and are not easily taken away by the virus. Those who die are unlucky and sick, which is equivalent to natural selection.

Such survival of the fittest and natural selection can eliminate those low-quality human beings who waste resources and make human beings healthier as a whole.

Well, strictly speaking, this is not entirely wrong, otherwise ancient Japan would not have such a cruel story of abandoning the elderly as "Narayama Festival".

It may indeed be the idea of ​​some cold-blooded people to rely on the plague to kill the elderly to save pensions and free up social status.

But the problem is that in America, which has long been highly deindustrialized, compared with the decadent new generation of drug abusers in their 30s and [-]s, the senior engineers and skilled technicians left over from the Cold War are the real high-quality human resources. It is a treasure that is rare and difficult to replenish.

However, these technical backbones of the older generation are now the key targets of the COVID-19 virus.

Even if they are lucky enough to recover, the COVID-19 virus will leave sequelae for 75% of those who recover, the most common of which is cognitive dysfunction, that is, becoming stupid-thus turning these technical backbones into one by one at any time. A ticking time bomb that makes stupid mistakes.

Many people who were originally very shrewd and meticulous will suddenly become funny and demented from time to time, but they can't tell it at first glance...

The result was naturally catastrophic—after the U.S. officials finally chose to lie flat and give up on epidemic prevention, the production capacity of its military and civilian industries, as well as transportation, information exchange, etc., soon appeared extremely severe. A massive avalanche of chaos and technological collapse.

Not to mention the development of any new technology, even the daily production and maintenance have experienced a comprehensive collapse and disaster.

The old employees either died of plague or became stupid and stupid, and the new rookies didn't understand anything, and their work attitude was still very bad. How can this industrial production be done?

However, those things that involve national defense and high-precision cutting-edge projects cannot be outsourced at all, so they have to falsify and change reports to pass the test.

As a result, the passenger planes produced by Boeing in May and June this year have been so poor that major airlines around the world have generally rejected them.

The power system in every state in the United States is also struggling with problems. San Francisco has three city-wide power outages a month, and New York has five city-wide power outages a month. Machine, install the antenna pot on the roof.

As for the accidents of the U.S. Navy, Army and Air Forces, such as ship collisions, fires, plane crashes, etc., there have been countless accidents since this spring.

——One of the reasons is that the veterans among the maintenance and maintenance personnel disappeared in large numbers in the plague, and the newbies who came to the top were not able to fiddle with their skills, and there were also evil deeds of taking drugs and making fakes, which made repairs more and more broken; another reason was that Drivers have also been tormented by the plague and become weak and have a decline in IQ. Even if they are originally very smart, infection with the COVID-19 virus may cause "brain fog" and become stupid, and eventually make a big mess!

Just imagine, the aircraft assembled by rookie/fool workers is handed over to the rookie/fool ground crew for maintenance, and finally, under the command of the demented control tower, let the rookie/fool pilots fly into the sky... It would be no wonder if the plane didn't fall!

Even Musk's rockets and spacecraft have set a new record of five consecutive launch failures this year, killing more than [-] people in accidents.

Finally, the number of road accidents in the United States also soared in May and June to more than 900% of the same period last year, which means it has increased more than nine times!

——The drivers of large trucks on American highways and taxi drivers in cities are mostly uncles in their 50s and 19s, and because they run around and contact many people, they stay in the cab for a long time, and the sanitation environment is worrying. Therefore, the probability of being infected with the COVID-[-] virus and becoming ill is very high.

What's more terrible is that, with the COVID-19 virus in the western part of the United States, under the effect of spiritual recovery, it mutated at a super high speed, and a variety of mutated strains were derived. Now it is not only the elderly who have a high mortality rate, but covers all people. age group, especially children and infants.

——There are delicate babies and innocent young children who are very weak in the face of the virus!

As a result, not only many nursing homes in the United States have become homes for the dead, but even maternity hospitals and kindergartens are now experiencing mass deaths.

In just three to four months, hundreds of thousands of children in the United States were orphaned, and hundreds of thousands of couples lost their children at the same time.

After entering June, the infant mortality rate in the United States continued to soar towards the level of medieval Europe!

Under such a dark background of "death coming like a flood", the ghost grandmother Betty is naturally very worried about whether her great-granddaughter Anne can grow up healthy and safe from the harassing illness... So, she immediately thought Let Annie be blessed with extraordinary power.

In this regard, Qiu Shanhui, who was also raised by her grandmother, naturally understands the thoughts of this old man, no, the old ghost.

However, Akiyama Megumi was also quite embarrassed by the reasonable request of his subordinate employees.

"...This is not easy to handle! My talisman is used to exorcise evil spirits, so it can't cure diseases! [Blessing of Cat God Buster] can cure diseases, but its effect is not continuous. Even if the illness recovers for a while, there is a possibility of reinfection.

If it is to hold a ceremony for Annie to cleanse the essence, the physical requirements for the recipient are too high, and children under the age of five may not be able to bear it.

Uh, I'm afraid even elementary school students have enough physique, at least they have to be middle school students..."

Under the crowd watching, Akiyama Megumi muttered to himself with his fingers in this way, thinking about it for a while, and finally came up with an idea, "...how about this, wait until I build a shrine in the suburbs of Sacramento , let the nanny take Annie to live in the shrine, and feel the influence of divine power every day-I believe that in the domain of the gods of our lord, the epidemic and other evils will be purified, or at least suppressed..."

After hearing this, Betty and Freya's grandfather and grandson were immediately overjoyed, and quickly nodded in agreement and expressed their thanks.

The governor's wife's eyes lit up when she heard the words, and she immediately expressed her willingness to donate a large sum of money to Akiyama Hui's shrine, hoping to bring her own children along.

Afterwards, many wealthy people at the party learned of this and generously donated their money, and by the way, let their children come to the shrine to temporarily avoid the epidemic.

So, Megumi Akiyama, who received a check, found that his Inari Shrine had already reserved the use of a kindergarten before it opened?

Hey, well, there's nothing wrong with being a kindergarten teacher.After all, I am a religious person, so brainwashing should start from a baby!

In this way, amid the happiness of all the ladies and the loneliness of Chen Qiuhan's cold reception, the party gradually came to an end.

And Akiyama Hui is about to set off again, leaving San Francisco, and embarking on her own journey...

Chapter 149, The Broom Star of the New World

Early morning of June 6th, San Francisco, Fisherman's Wharf, Zephyr Hotel, luxury suite

Facing the twilight dawn and the chirping birds outside the window, the little witch Akiyama Megumin dragged her two attendants, the still drowsy blond Russian girl Sonia and the red-necked girl Dolores from Louisiana, Jumping out of the messy velvet bed together.

Then, the three of them walked into the bathroom, turned on the shower and took a cold shower, making do with the practice of [Scale Removal] that the witches do every morning.

——As described in the anime, Japanese witches do pour cold water on themselves in the morning to exercise their body and mind.

In fact, the orthodox [Shuigouli] should be like a legendary swordsman, sitting cross-legged under the waterfall, letting the waterfall wash his body to practice penance.

But the problem is that waterfalls are not available everywhere, and relatively weak witches can't stand cold water poured on them in winter.

——What if I catch a cold because of this?

In an era without antibiotics, even a small cold would kill someone if it could not be handled properly!

Therefore, the [Scale Lime] of the shrine maidens is basically cutting corners and making cold water baths, which is purely symbolic.

For this reason, they also plausibly claimed that the attainment of the Tao depends on understanding, and those without wisdom and awareness, even if they sit under the waterfall every day, they can only freeze themselves to death.And a person with savvy, as long as he pours some cold water on his body every day, he can also realize Taoism and cultivate into a righteous fruit...

After taking a cold shower and practicing practice, Akiyama Megumi ordered the two attendants to pack their luggage, and at the same time changed into a maiden costume and came to the restaurant. He planned to have breakfast in the hotel, then get in the car and set off, and ran away quickly to meet Chen Qiuhan. This outdated "Flying Noodles God's Choice" broke up in two.

Originally, Megumi Akiyama planned to stay in San Francisco for a day or two, first take a walk at Fisherman’s Wharf, visit Madame Tussauds, go to Pier 39 to see sea lions, and then visit the famous Jiuquhua Street and San Francisco Palace of Fine Arts, visit San Francisco's Chinatown and Japantown.

Finally, take a day trip to Silicon Valley to see the campuses of Apple, Facebook, Google headquarters and Stanford University.

However, after hearing that Flying Noodle God had just held a voter giveaway, the Flying Noodle Gods all over the United States suddenly sprang up like mushrooms after the rain. In San Francisco alone, ten Flying Noodles Gods popped up at once... Megumi Akiyama knew that San Francisco couldn't stay anymore.

With the appearance of so many FSM Chosen, the power struggle within the FSM Cult is about to erupt fiercely.

This loose organization, which was originally just like a funny club, is rapidly becoming stronger and more powerful because of the coming of the true god.

The position of priesthood, which had little real power before, suddenly became very popular.

Under such circumstances, Chen Qiuhan, the "first God's Chosen" from China, seemed to be an eyesore.

No matter how the rest of the American "Flying Noodles" compete for power, they must first pull Chen Qiuhan down from the top position.

And the attitude of the American government and the people must be happy to see this, and even Chen Qiuhan himself resigned to his fate early.

The little witch, Akiyama Hui, also didn't plan to pull this fellow, because the friendship between the two parties was not that deep, and they couldn't pull it off at all.

——The Chinese went to the land of the United States and wanted to be the boss in the religious organizations founded by the Americans?Isn't this a joke?

It is true that the three gods formed an alliance to form the "Mianmian Cult" before, but the Flying Noodle God did not appoint you, Chen Qiuhan, as Pope!

The ancient fox god's alliance partner is the flying noodle master, not you Chen Qiuhan!

Therefore, after confirming that Chen Qiuhan was doomed to lose power soon, Qiu Shanhui was ready to deal with the next religious leader of the Flying Noodle Sect.

However, even though Megumi Akiyama had no intention of supporting Chen Qiuhan, the "No. [-] candidate", Chen Qiuhan himself had already given up struggling.

However, there are a large number of local pasta gods in the United States, plus the original "commanded ministers (bishops)" of pasta gods in various places, there must be a battle between each other.Just the ten local flying noodle masters in San Francisco, uh, there may be more masters in the future, and who should be the boss is also a battle of wits and fortunes in order to win the final victory. player's game process.

During the game, these supermen of the FSM Cult in San Francisco may think of using foreign aid to take advantage of the situation and find Megumi Akiyama.

But Megumi Akiyama didn't care about this at all, and he didn't want to get involved in the internal power struggle of the FSM cult in San Francisco.

Her future shrine is scheduled to be built in the rice farming area of ​​Sacramento. What does the FSM organization here in San Francisco have to do with her?

There is basically no benefit like this, and it is easy to get involved in dirty things, but she is afraid to avoid it.

However, now, after all, the cat, fox, and face gods form an alliance to form the prototype of the god system, and the flying noodles god is the main god/creator god. If there are other flying noodles gods who choose to visit, Akiyama Hui really can't refuse them outside the door, but you can't agree rashly—who knows which biscuit you are?

If you meet a few narrow-minded people with small chicken stomachs, just because of Akiyama Megumi's evasive words, they will be furious, and even want to engage in infighting in the "face-to-face religious group", and even clamor for the disintegration of the Soviet Union Dismantling the Church of Faces... that would be even more troublesome.

——Different from the struggle tradition in East Asia, which emphasizes forbearance and implicitness, the modern political struggle in the United States prefers to intensify, intensify and intensify again.As big as congressional games, as small as school elections, all of them are capable of talking out loud, alarmist, and vindictive.

Coupled with the "flying noodles god" has such a temper that doesn't care about anything, it's hard to say what the style of the flying noodles god will evolve into.

So before something tangled happens, get out of the city and go to Sacramento before breakfast!

Even if you can't provoke it, you can still hide it, right?

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Like other hotels in San Francisco, the Zephyr Hotel in Fisherman's Wharf is full of rooms and guests, and it is full of refugees from Los Angeles. It is hard to find a room-the price has also increased by 500% compared to last month. %, but still have to go through the relationship to find a house.

Megumi Akiyama and the others were able to stay here last night. Thanks to Governor Newsom's advance greeting, they vacated the room.

Therefore, even though Megumi Akiyama got up very early today, when she walked into the restaurant with Sonia and Dolores, it was already crowded and noisy, with the smell of food everywhere, and various The noise of conversation in several languages.

However, the restaurant itself is indeed quite luxuriously furnished, like a Victorian-style English aristocratic manor - with golden cashmere carpets under the feet, exquisite landscape paintings and portraits on the walls, and the fresh and refreshing mint scent in the air. The tables and chairs are exquisitely hollowed out and carved, and the various copper and silverware displayed on the shelves are also polished, as if they are full of a wealthy family.

A dark-skinned, thick-browed, big-eyed Indian waiter handed over an exquisite menu with a smile, and asked the three girls what they wanted to eat.

So, Akiyama Megumi looked at the menu and thought about it, then decided to have some rice or rice porridge or something.

——Think about it carefully, she is the hereditary priestess of Inari God, how can she always eat bread, cakes, pizza and noodles?

Now it is time to choose a site to build the Inari Shrine. In the next period of time, rice should be the main meal for three meals a day.

Unfortunately, she took a closer look at the menu and found that there were no Japanese or Chinese dishes in the breakfast menu provided by the Hefeng Hotel. Onigiri and sushi were not available until lunch, and there was no rice porridge, only mashed potatoes and oatmeal.If you want to eat rice early in the morning, there is only Indian-style pilaf.

Well, Indian pilaf is just pilaf, it is rice anyway.

In this way, Megumi Akiyama made the decision and ordered three luxurious Indian pilaf set meals, and ordered the waiter to serve the dishes as quickly as possible.

So, the Indian waiter in a neat gown immediately took action, took out a walkie-talkie and bluffed a few times.

Immediately, a group of people rushed in from nowhere, carrying all kinds of things, and began to gather in an orderly manner.

The first waiter came with a rice bucket and basket, piled hot white rice on banana leaves, and topped it with fragrant golden ghee.